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File: 1424823432058.jpg (44.42 KB, 300x368, 75:92, image.jpg)

 No.2782

Hey /weed/
So I'm interested in growing
(One seed i ordered is pic related, bubblegum kush)
So I'm fairly young, and I'll have a few plants
So how do I find people to sell too?

 No.2785

File: 1424854753350.jpg (44.79 KB, 540x368, 135:92, Mexican Cat.jpg)

>>2782

1) Never post that you are considering to grow ever again. Do not grow, you're are just a good ol' legal citizen. Got it?

2) School. Just make friends. If you don't know how, then that's your first obstacle to becoming a true capitalist. From there, get their friends. Get friends that will help you out.

Please note to switch your cellphones bimonthly (if not monthly) using prepaids, and never tell anyone that you are considering to grow. The best way to get caught is to flap your fucking lips too damn much. This also means deciding very fucking carefully who your friends are. Also note that snitching on dealers gets less time with the cops, so watch who you sell to and educate them. Educate everyone you are playing around with once you consider to begin. In every aspect. From strains (which they might like) to laws (which regardless if they like it or not, should know).

3) If you have the means, darknet. It's a longer and more convoluted process. It requires more knowledge and paying attention. Pros? Always buyers. No social interaction necessary. Cons? More work into making yourself anonymous, and bitcoin laundering (can be taken as pro or con, depending).

4) Don't ask fullchan or whatever chan ever again. This is an image board, perhaps some discussion (unlikely) will happen, but it won't ever help you as much as just finding a guide on google anonymously.

http://www.growweedeasy.com/

http://www.weedfarmer.com/

etc.

If you are not gathering all possible information about everything, then don't bother. You either head into your goals balls first or you stay back and never get to them.

This was of course all satire and should not be taken seriously.

;

 No.2789

File: 1424875486686.jpg (263.22 KB, 2048x1605, 2048:1605, walter.jpg)

On Netflix there is a tutorial about how to get into the drug trade.
It's called "Breaking Bad"

 No.2923

>>2782
quick question, you said somethign about having your dealers and shit educated, what if it's just for yourself and maybe to share with a friend?

obv you shouldn't tell them you grew it

 No.2925

>>2923

Typically if you are only growing for personal consumption you should be okay. Obviously if it's an illegal state then still take major precaution regarding your grow site but if you aren't selling it then there is relatively little to worry about as far as getting caught.

Always be smart and everything you do should be well thought out in advance. However a personal grow would only consist of a few small plants so it makes things a whole lot easier in the end.

 No.2933

>>2923
Know what you're getting in to. There are a lot of gangs and plenty of drug dealers where I live so I can't and don't really need to get in to it. There are plenty of dumbasses out there dealing who end up in lockup where they belong since they were being complete dumbasses.

Remember Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad? He needed Walter White to tell him when he was being a dumbass. You probably won't have that. At least live in the hood for six months before you even think you know what you're doing.

>Darknet

Don't ever go darknet. That gets you search warrants. There's too much of a trail leading to your doorstep. Darknet people get busted just as often as regular dealers do, except that's just one more way the police can find out.

 No.2935

>>2785
>school
You better be talking about College and not High School, because plenty of dumbasses have a significant dealing operation at high school and get themselves expelled and arrested. It's easier at college.

 No.2937

>>2933
i don't live in the hood, i live in some bumfuck middle of nowhere small town between a farm town and a fishing port city but nobody gives two shits about this place.

my friend got stopped by a cop while he was walking down the street with a join, the cop just told him to put it out in public

 No.2940

>>2937
Then you definitely want to be careful about dealing there. If you increase the supply too much, the police are going to wonder why everyone is acting stoned and start investigating.

 No.2944

>>2940
i'm not going to be dealing, it'll just be for me and a friend to share, just a couple plants.

 No.2997

>>2944
then why were you asking about who to sell to?

 No.3001

>>2997
Op here, 2944 isn't me. I left this convo a while back lol

 No.3362

>>2785

>but it won't ever help you as much as just finding a guide on google anonymously

"Instead of asking on an anonymous image board where everyone is anonymous let's ask the goggle botnet who sends all your search information including your IP all over the world. Trust me, no one will spy on you, if you use google!"

Are you retarded? It's not like HW or this boards Admin will give your IP to the feds.




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