No.19157
> You and your LGF decide you are close enough now that she can give you a blowjob. And she does.
> She's terrible at it, and you feel unsatisfied.
> You get mad at her.
> This hurts her feelings.
> Now you are the monster.
> Don't be that monster. This warning is not for those of you who have a semblance of understanding of human emotion. The problem is the fat, hairy, autistic stepdads. You know, the ones who live in trailer parks and get drunk around kids. They say crude, perverted remarks to little girls over their half-drunk cans of bud lite. They don't give a fuck about anybody. It's those fat sweaty blowhards who need this message.
> Be wise. Be mature enough to accept disappointment and unsatisfied feelings with your LGF. She might not live up to your idealized princess. Realize she's terrible at sex not because she doesn't care. She's terrible at it since she doesn't know what she's doing – because she is 8 YEARS OLD.
> Always appreciate the girls around you. Don't get drunk and do permanent damage to a defenseless kid.
No.19158
>>19157I got drunk once while my parents were away and I raped my little sister. Served 10 years for that.
Don't rape kids, it's easy to get caught. Trick them instead.
No.19159
Or don't have sex and its not an issue.
No.19161
>>19157>>19158You're the kind of child molesters who give us pedos a bad name. Fuck you.
No.19163
>>19161I agree that
>>19158 should reconsider his continued living, but what did OP do?
No.19165
>>19158>Don't rape kidsJust don't rape in general.
>Trick them instead.That's just as bad, if not worse What happens when they realize they've been tricked?
No.19166
>>19165Nothing is worse than raping. Rapers are the worst scum.
No.19167
>>19166Being killed is worse if you value anything.
No.19168
I don't care what's worse, everything that's been suggested here is terrible.
No.19169
>>19168So much rape talk on a board about /younglove/
No.19171
>>19163OP's greentext story may have really happened. Why would he warn others to become monsters and describe the situation in detail? A general 'be nice to girls' would have been enough.
op can die in a fire
No.19182
No.19183
>>19168Get the Loli drunk :^)
No.19185
> You get mad at her.
As if that could ever happen. Irritated sometimes, yes, but I can't ever get angry at kids even if I tried. Especially so if she's giving a blowjob.
No.19189
>>19157
>You get mad at her.Why would I do that? I'm not in the habit of getting mad at people unless it's justified. Especially a lgf I presumably love.
In my experience, most adult women suck at blowjobs, too. Unlike adult women, a loli would probably be receptive to advice.
>This warning is not for those of you who have a semblance of understanding of human emotion. The problem is the fat, hairy, autistic stepdads.Well, they're not going to read this. They're busy molesting their stepdaughters.
I don't think /younglove/ gets a lot of the "fat, hairy, autistic stepdad" crowd. More like the fat, neckbearded, autistic NEET crowd.
No.19201
Lolis know how to give good blowjobs.
No.19202
No.19230
>>19201How would you even know that?
No.19236
>>19189You have to be mature enough to handle feelings of dissatisfaction by your lgf. She may not live up to the perfect princess you imagined in your fantasies. Generally speaking, little kids are not grown enough to properly meet the demands of adults around them. This includes their pedo boyfriends who demand something as complicated as sexual satisfaction. If she fails, will you still accept her for who she is – or will you react with petty rage and begin to punish and dominate her?
If a girl gives you love, return love. Do not return abuse.
No.19244
>>19236am I the only one who doesn't think you should be demanding anything?
No.19245
>>19157Do u seriously have an 8yo girlfriend? If so how do u keep it a secret?
No.19246
>>19244I agree, this guy is a spoiled fucking faggot.
No.19247
>>19246I'm pretty sure he's just messing with people. Sex with kids is a remarkably bad idea and puts both you and most importantly the child in a really tough, risky and secretive situation. Putting a child into such a situation is an asshole move in and of itself, and OP knows this - the posts being made here appeal to an audience that doesn't exist:
"If she fails, will you still accept her for who she is">>19244This. Even if she offered… Hell, even if
she demanded it, you should tell her why it's a bad idea and still not do it.
No.19248
>>19247Of a girl offered to blow me, I'd accept.
No.19266
>>19166That's complete bullshit. I'd rather be raped than murdered, and I mean sodomised. It would be horrible and affect me forever but I'd be alive.
No.19267
>>19266why did you seriously respond to a post with "rapers" in it
No.19272
No.19347
>>19272That Arya, amirite?
No.19348
No.19349
>>19266>implying anything is better than death No.19363
>>19349You look like you're still alive.
No.19561