Help me! I've be suckered in to agreeing to a date with my sister's friend. How do I act normal? What do I do if she wants to fuck, but I can't get it hard, and she tells everyone that I'm a pedo or gay or some shit?

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Anonymous 03/26/15 (Thu) 00:21:38 No.19172

Help me! I've be suckered in to agreeing to a date with my sister's friend. How do I act normal? What do I do if she wants to fuck, but I can't get it hard, and she tells everyone that I'm a pedo or gay or some shit?

Anonymous 03/26/15 (Thu) 02:32:32 No.19181

Relax and just be yourself you sperglord.

Anonymous 03/26/15 (Thu) 03:00:17 No.19186

Be yourself but don't be stupid and watch what you say; go with the flow and don't spill your shit.

If she likes who you are, she'll want to continue going out. If not, well, what the fuck ever. Oh, and don't eat spaghetti before your date.

Anonymous 03/26/15 (Thu) 03:32:53 No.19187

>>19172

>she tells everyone that I'm a pedo or gay or some shit?

Well, if your sister's friend is 9, you *are* a pedo, and it will be pretty obvious when you take her out.

If your sister's friend is an adult why are you going out with her?

Okay, fine, you said you were "suckered" into it.

If you're that worried about getting hard, take a Cialis before the date.

Anonymous 03/26/15 (Thu) 07:12:00 No.19198

Any pedophile with a social life is going to have to solve this problem sooner or later. I tell girls I'm gay and in the closet; I tell friends I'm hetero and waiting for that special someone.

Anonymous 03/26/15 (Thu) 15:11:57 No.19205

Tell her you have HIV. No one wants to fuck with someone HIV+. But if she says she has it too, then you are fucked, because you will soon have it. If you give your AIDS to kids, I'll kill you, faggot.

Tick 03/26/15 (Thu) 16:03:38 No.19208

There's nothing wrong or abnormal about not being interested in something. I'm not exactly the social master but gee, just don't act interested and if push comes to shove, say that you're not interested.

Anonymous 03/26/15 (Thu) 20:53:51 No.19217

>>19198
Or better: Just act like you have aspergers.

Anonymous 03/26/15 (Thu) 20:58:33 No.19218

>>19217
Or have aspergers and be completely ugly. Nobody will question why you are single.

Anonymous 03/26/15 (Thu) 20:59:01 No.19219

>>19172
>How do I act normal?
You don't want to act normal unless you plan to confess you're a pedo along with it.

Anonymous 03/26/15 (Thu) 21:02:43 No.19220

>>19218
True. Speaking from experience.

Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 00:12:26 No.19225

Calm your shit, no one is going to immediately assume you are a pedo. Besides, you do have the option to not have sex, even if she wants it. Just don't do it. If you want to blow the date, just be talk about yourself and ignore her. Or be super evasive and don't answer anything at all about yourself. Insist on splitting the check, that is sure to piss any US woman off. Play on your phone while she's talking. Make sure that you can find a flaw with anything she likes. Complain about stuff.

With any luck, she's not a needy broken girl and will ditch you.

Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 01:30:42 No.19228

>>19225
That's horrible! Just fucking go on the date, OP. Enjoy it. If she sucks, then oh well. Still probably better than dicking around at home all night or something.

Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 03:47:52 No.19238

>>19228
In all likelihood, it will just be you taking her to see a movie and then buying her dinner. Apart from the wasted money, nothing will happen.

Anonymous 03/27/15 (Fri) 05:20:55 No.19239

How old is she?

Anonymous 04/04/15 (Sat) 04:26:17 No.19763

>>19172
>How do I act normal?
LMAO if you have to ask…

Anonymous 04/06/15 (Mon) 05:04:19 No.19860

>>19225
uh, in the US most women will split the check and still be ok with that. If she likes you enough she'll prolly pay for it.