A CP producing NAMbLA donator babysitter and convicted sex offender was teaching a class on tfwqtp2tlgf;^3, known nepiophile.
"Before this class begins, you must get on your knees and worship tfwqtp2tlgf;^3 and accept that he was the most noble pedophile the world has ever known, even greater than Lewis Carroll!"
At this moment, a brave, friendly, well-adjusted girllove champion who was attracted to girls in the 4-11 age range and understood that a lack of tears does not mean consent and fully supported waiting for verbal consent stood up and held up some CP.
"Is this child consenting, babyfucker?"
The arrogant babysitter smirked quite degenerately and smugly replied "Oh course she is, she's not even bleeding, you stupid normalfag!"
"Wrong. It's been five months since she was born. If she were consenting, as you say… then she should just tell you that."
The babysitter was so visibly shaken that he dropped his crayon and complete archive of all the Babyshii videos. He stormed out of the room crying those babyfucker crocodile tears. The same tears babyfuckers cry when parents call the cops on them when they get caught ejaculating in the baby food. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Candy Finklestein, whished he had enjoyed the company of little girls who were capable of loving him back instead of victimizing the ones who couldn't reject him. He wished so much that he had enough sleeping pills to kill himself with over the embarrassment, but he himself had used it all on small children!
The students applauded and all applied to become elementary school teachers that very day, and accepted Lewis Carroll as their role model. An eagle named "Young Love" flew into the room and perched atop the spiral heart banner and shed a tear on the chalk.
The babyfucker forgot to register with the sheriff's office and was arrested the next day. His babyfucking ways disgusted the wise pedophile warden and was tossed into the general population for all of eternity.
Semper Benigna.
(Gas the boyfaggots too).