Stories of 2b2t

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Stories of 2b2t Jazu 09/26/14 (Fri) 13:14:49 763623 No.95

>Be me
>Digging through nether to find a highway
>Find a secret tunnel
>Aww yiss
>Follow the trail
>Things start to feel familiar
>Realise I built this tunnel
>I dug it last time I was looking for highway
mfw

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 19:13:16 012a01 No.97

>find newfriend at spawn
>proceed to violate them with blaze rods
>offer them diamonds in apology
>violate them with more blaze rods

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 19:19:12 012a01 No.99

>spring 2013
>first time playing on 2b2t
>huge melon tower at spawn
>everyone gettin raped by aaron
>WOW THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE IT GOT NUKED
>looking for trees
>thinking I found trees
>wooden trunks replaced by dirt
>I did not find trees
>die of starvation

Jazu 09/26/14 (Fri) 21:04:24 763623 No.101

>>99
10/10 description of old 2b2t before hause became a negro

Anonymous 09/26/14 (Fri) 22:14:44 012a01 No.103

Oh hey jazu-kun I know you got blamed for stealing stacks of dia blocks last month but it was me.

Anonymous 09/27/14 (Sat) 15:39:06 763623 No.122

>>103
I don't remember that… who are you?

Anonymous 09/27/14 (Sat) 15:53:03 012a01 No.123

I'm the guy who found stacks of dia blocks, blaze rods, and iron blocks at spawn base

Anonymous 09/28/14 (Sun) 06:40:44 763623 No.124

>>123
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Tristan 09/28/14 (Sun) 20:12:22 71addf No.129

kek I did that with pyro a while ago. Turns out we'd dug it with xcc2 a while before then.

Anonymous 09/29/14 (Mon) 22:56:16 fc7cbd No.137

>Find a field with some grass and what's left of a tree
>plant the seeds to grow crops, plant some more trees to renew lumber
>Fall down a hole and die

Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 05:16:12 763623 No.140

File: 1412054172408.gif (1.05 MB, 267x219, 89:73, Laughing Jack.gif)

>>137

Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 14:34:25 fc7cbd No.148

>find busted up castle with a garden full of trees and melons
>start tending to the garden, expanding it
>someone kills me and eats all the melons

o-okay

Jazu 09/30/14 (Tue) 15:41:29 763623 No.150

>>148
Sounds like it must've been a nigger

Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 15:43:56 fc7cbd No.151

Now I've spawned on the fucking bedrock layer, I didn't even know that could happen

Jazu 09/30/14 (Tue) 16:03:23 763623 No.152

>>151
2 questions.
#1: Who are you?
#2: How fucking new are you?

Anonymous 09/30/14 (Tue) 16:33:15 fc7cbd No.153

>>152
1. I'd rather not
2. 2b2t is the first time I've played multiplayer

oldfag 03/07/16 (Mon) 22:28:15 0e81bc No.1690

>be me

>pissed at losing on dota

>decided to check 8chan for keks

>mfw oldest posts are at the top

James!!r22lCfPUNA 03/08/16 (Tue) 00:50:58 b4a15b No.1699

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>>1690

WTF is going on right now with 1+ year old threads getting bumped from all different countries