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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

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So, how did you get into Touhou?

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By finding Remilia for MUGEN, around the time the demo for Mountain of Faith came out.


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Aieyieyie is a cute.


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Saw the rabbit thread on /v/ and found out about here. Shitposted for a while before finding out the games were pretty fun and people were over hyping the difficulty.


What was it?


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first saw on /f/ and was confused, but curious. delved deeper and never looked back.


I found it on 4chan's /f/ board

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ITT post dreams/parts of dreams/lucid dreams you've had that involve touhous in some way. Doesn't matter if the dream centers around them or if they only get a small cameo, tell us! And what would you do if you could lucid dream?

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I can't find the exact human eating youkai pic in the thread I was browsing, but you can take a look (don't click on it) at another one that might be similar.





Oh you meant the thread here? Ok. You're a bitch for getting spooked by funposting.


>>61979Oh you meant the thread here?

Actually the thread is probably in /2hu/, but not in the actual dream thread here.

>getting spooked by funposting.

It wasn't the guro that spooped me, it was the 3dpd neon bush. ya fairy cunt, but I still love ya bro, no homo


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Remember, if you go to sleep and wake up an hour later and go back to sleep again you'll remember the dream. Now to lie on my stomach in bed and hope for the best.


>tfw either no dreams or shitty dreams

Shit sucks

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Anyone has some 2hu'd Gachi to share?


<*bump on reimu

>watch where you going fag boy!




Heres the original if you don't know




>The way her hat flies off



That should have extended to the next scene; would've been hilarious.



Only the next scene? we need all raw gachi to be converted into 2hu!

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Another year has gone by, huh. Predictions on new entries positions?

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You can say the same for anyone who's particularly into something you know. Collectors, sport enthusiasts, etc.

It's a quite pointless question.


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>Spiritual Beast

>Muneyamaru sentence

>Las boss (blue hair) spoiler

>Suzen, Udongein Inaba

>Tachibana small unbrella



>twenty one



>It's a quite pointless question.

Not really. People usually have a reason to like the things they like. For example, some sport enthusiasts like their favorite sport because they find the competition exciting, while others like it because they think the science behind it is interesting.

I'm just curious to know what's so fun about obsessing over other people's opinions.


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And so taroi has done the Poll video this year too. Nice.


I think it's more a 'knowing how my waifu is popular' thing. Plus it's just interesting.


They linked the comments in the results.



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Sumireiko, Renko, and Maribel are the supernatural equivalent of weebs. Sanae is the one with the partial blood that actually immigrated over and became an English teacher.


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Thats a pretty good pasta.


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Yumemi too. IIRC she says she wishes she were born in Gensokyo.




You're a big guy.



Except Yumemi turned her love into motivation to work hard and make something of herself. She went into a field of research dedicated to find magic, created a powerful artificial version that would be very beneficial to the public had it been moved into mass production, and made a discovery so grand that it would've turned the entire scientific world on its head if those close-minded fools at the academy didn't cast her out because they couldn't handle the information that she had gathered.

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Haha, time for autism. If you think a faculty or department is missing, feel free to add it.

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After all this time rather short on imageboards.

I still can't memorize how to make transparent images.



Just fire up gimp/paint.net and delete the background layer before making the image. You could use the magic wand tool to select the background and delete it even after you've made it, but some pixels have their color blended to match the background before you deletrd it so for example the text in >>60840 has some white spots that you can see over the characters. I could've cleaned it up by retyping it, but I'm no good at recognizing fonts.

When you're done with the image remember to save in png.



Alright, thanks.


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I was gonna do this, and I usually do, but then I remembered an addon I got for paint.net called "black and alpha" that turns white into see through so I just used that. But MOST important is that you save it as a .png. .jpg doesn't save black space.


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>You guys can list missing things and I can improve the template by extending it and, you know, making it an actual template.

I'm lazy

><It took you this long to actually make a good point.

That was my first post. Not everyone who disagrees with you is conveniently just one person.

>Cause no one gives a shit about the inferior awoo.

<Knock-off Awoo with knock-off theme song

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Do you have conversations with them in your head?

Do you sometimes take the persona of a 2hu and let her do the speaking for you? Like, IRL.

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Oh never mind,misread what you wrote.



I think you speak to wrong fairy.

I didn't got banned here even once.


How convenient that you ignored that last one.



I ignored the first one too. They were accurate.




Done and done. If you want any more, just say the word.








Yep. Just got convinced to go get a better job by Okuu.

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The Yorigami sisters are compiling a list of assets, treasure, revenue and all that fun stuff held by the residents of Gensokyo. It'll help them know who they can swindle and who they can buy off.

Will you help them make the list?

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Steal meds from Eientei and weed from Yuuka's garden and sell them in the outside world for loads of money.


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In terms of how much each is "worth," you need to look at two things, how much currency each 2hu has, and how much they're worth in assets.

The problem with looking at currencies is that we're rarely given a solid measure for how much each is given. We don't know how many donations the Moriya shrine gets verses how much Marisa makes from her shop. However, by the very nature of her job, we can assume this would be Komachi, who has so much money that she literally throws it at you in some of her danmaku.

In terms of assets, then, this one is debatable. Not counting the Lunarians, the Big Four, or Yukari due to being indeterminable, I'd say that it's either going to be Satori, Remilia, or Byakuren, in that order.

Starting from the lowest of the three, Byakuren's assets are comparable to the Moriya shrine, except in a tradeoff for steady donations and the good real estate, her temple transforms into an airship, which would make it worth a fuckload more, contains the Hall of Dreams, and any treasure that Shou and

Nazrin gathered. For a bhuddist without any currency, she sure has a lot, including the only motorcycle in Gensokyo we know of.

Remilia owns a similarly-sized estate, which would put her as the bottom if not for one thing: she has a fuckload of employed fairies and youkai, which signals that she's getting a consistent stream of wealth from somewhere, and given how her power can be exploited for doing something such as "fating" a meteor, she's likely never to be fated as anything less than upper-class.

With that being said, both of those arguments pale in comparison to the assets under Satori's watch. Satori is the master of the Palace of Earth Spirits, and by extension of Former Hell, the only master for it we've seen. If you really want to compare it to the other landmarks, the Palace of Earth Spirits isn't too bad of real estate either; the temperature is as comfortable as you want to make it year-round, it's near a city with plenty to do downtown, and it's near some scenic hot springs. Unlike Hecatia, she doesn't necessarily need to share all of this control with anyone, and unPost too long. Click here to view the full text.



No one in the SDM gets paid. Having enough food for everyone is still something, and they have all kinds of high-grade foods on top of that.

Actually, they don't have any income, right? So their wealthy lifestyle is probably possible only because of how resourceful and frugal Sakuya is.



>No one in the SDM gets paid.


>Having enough food for everyone is still something, and they have all kinds of high-grade foods on top of that.

Mainly, because they actually have large garden at SDM with Meiling as Gardener.

>Actually, they don't have any income, right?

Sakuya still manage to buy some things from Kourindou somehow.

>So their wealthy lifestyle is probably possible only because of how resourceful and frugal Sakuya is.

Remilia could just use her manipulation of fate ability for more money or Sakuya could steal shit with her time stop.

Besides Patche probably can use alchemy to make something from nothing if she needs to.



Fairies get room and board in exchange for employment, as well as the hobgoblins.


>Sakuya still manage to buy some things from Kourindou somehow.

Sakuya may be getting paid. The fairies are just kids and don't need money for anything, and the hobgoblins only demand food for their services. Sakuya and Meiling are the only real "adult" workers, so two salaries wouldn't be difficult to provide. Alternatively, Remilia could give her an allowance or a small pool of money for personal use; only able to spend so much in a certain amount of time (Patchouli would likely get money this way). At the very least she's given enough money to handle any necessary shopping for the mansion.

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netgear-chan is the best wifu router

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You guys talked about it but no one bothered to make a thread.

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Seconding this.



very cool



>tfw you can't even draw like ZUN


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Requesting pic 1 but with Chen in Mayohiga


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Requesting Shiki as Judge Dredd.

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How would they fuck it up, and how badly?

Real-life adaption or CGI instead of mongolian horse pictures?

Shoehorned in Western characters (well, except Clownpiece?

Complete disregard for background material like with Ringu?

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All it takes are a few little girls to the right Hollywood producers.



"Gensokyo must open it's gates if they want to remain culturally relevant today. Sorry for the poor phone reception I'm calling from a european brothe- I mean sex rehab."

-H. Weinstein

"As a non molesting person and former actor myself, I look forward to working with and personally mentoring any fairies from Gensokyo that are looking to work in Hollywood. No, I have never heard of Amanda Bynes."

-Dan "She's only nine well then giver more wine" Schneider



>Gensokyo must open it's gates if they want to remain culturally relevant today

Oddly enough Hecatia took a similar position back in alternative.


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That hurt, man.


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So why is the star of david everywhere?

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I'm looking at equal numbers of left- and right-handed crosses.


Silly anon, it's the Seal of Solomon, not the Star of Remphan David. It has a circle around it, making it completely different.



The "Seal of Solomon" was powered by his worship of false idols. Using the Star of Rempham as a base for his dark sorcery, he went on to establish the Keys, which are used to bind demons to his will with the Lesser Key, and with the Greater Key, even angels could not resist.

<You will never crusade through time and space to stop the enemies of God and Man from ever gaining a foothold in our world


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<You will never crusade through time and space to hang out with the enemies of God and Man.

It hurts.


It’s a reference to the Goetia and the Seal of Solomon. Basically, the Goetia is the story of King Solomon dealing with 72 demons of hell. Sparring, binding, that sort of thing. You see it a lot in SMT as well. Basically it’s shorthand for Jew Demon summoning.

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Home along on a fridey night, /twohoo/????? Now get the fuck in here!










but most important of all...

>ur 2hu (post pics)

Don't bother making more of these threads, just post in it each Friday.

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>It feels good for about 3 seconds

Your orgasm alone should not last for only three seconds; let alone the masturbation time on top of that. It's not as fun if I can't edge for at least a couple hours.


>don't include hedonism

It's not hedonism if you do it in moderation and don't drown yourself in smut.

>There are other methods to release endorphins,like exercise,which is good on the long run,and meditation,which also helps to reduce pain.

Masturbation doesn't prevent you from doing that. Just incorporate them into your schedule properly; switching between exercise and meditation or something else productive throughout the week and reserve a day or two for masturbation (which since you're either a quick shot or just go as fast as possible to get it over with it'd only take you a couple minutes. You could probably go out for a run then come home and fap real quick while your still on your runner's high just before you hop in the shower).

>Not arguments.

The first two were claims, but the last one definitely was an argument.


>You feel good and relaxed when you do it but then all you get is anxiety and stress,those things are present during the first week of nofap,because your body is used to masturbating,after that you feel perfectly normal.

It's like conquering a caffeine addiction - pointless. You can cut it, feel bad for a few days to a week, then be fine. Yet while you were taking it before, it did no real damage to yourself.

>those last two can be done by having a healthy diet

What prevents you from having a healthy diet and masturbating as well? Again, there's no point in cutting it off when not only the alternative doesn't require you Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


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> since it's not actually masturbation that people get addicted to, but sexual gratification

Not really,check the screenshot in >>60571

I agree with the rest of what you said though,as long as it doesn't become an addiction i guess it's okay.

But i still consider it degenerate.


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>Drugs and smoking,but hey are still addictions.

You haven't posted evidence to show jerking off is as bad as those two and you never will

>but then all you get is anxiety and stress

I've only seen evidence against this point, nothing to support it.

>after that you feel perfectly normal.

Haven't done it myself but I've heard it increases your agitation until about a month or two in when your testosterone drops to the floor.

>can be done by having a healthy diet

That doesn't mean jerking off is doing harm to you, just that it still helps.

Thanks for agreeing that masturbation is a good thing.


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>It feels good for about 3 seconds

Not if you stay on edge for hours.

Sometimes I will edge and ruin my orgasms all day.



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Who's the probably most underrated 2hu?

If you don't know this 2hu, you aren't a real touhoufag.

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>If you don't know this 2hu, you aren't a real touhoufag.

I guess I am just filthy secondary then.


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Oh my God! I'm not a real touhoufag!?


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Yamame looks weird with long hair.


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Futo before the sex change.


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>Calling people not real touhoufags for not recognizing loli-fied HRtP characters

OP is a faggot and a bully.

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Feel free to share lewd 2hu pics and greentexts here. What sort of things would you do to your 2hu? How will you love her?

Remember to spoiler your porn or nude pics so the Yama doesn't throw a fit.

Remember to lewd the Yama too.

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And 500!



>Intentionally pushing a thread to its bump limit

W-who would do something so rude?!



I wanted an excuse to dump some lewds. I even ended it with the best stuff: happy sex with hand holding.



I want to marry Cirno and put children in her.

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