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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

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as long as you're married


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>pic 2

>that nose

Is Alice a descendant of Prussian nobility?



Alice is Norid.



Heil Alice dir


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Alice vs the dead

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Listened to too much Touhou music last night. Don't think I had enough sleep. But it still bothers me that there's still a lot of remixes I haven't download and listen.

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This one is weirdly soothing.


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I like SSH

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>M'lady, your 3'oclock snack is served <3

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>implying pure 2hus have disgusting 3d pig problems

Ab ins Gas


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Why can't I stop laughing?


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Why are you quoting?

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The 4th edition of the 8chan Cup is fast approaching. First kickoff is set for January 4th, 2019 at 08:00PM UTC and your board is a part of it. The Cup will be a 32 team tournament, first with a group stage followed by the 16 team Knockout Round, all to determine a champion board of the site. The 3rd editon of the Cup saw the debut of 15 different boards, all of which are returning to shoot for glory once again, amongst revived boards and a few new ones as well. The Cup is being defended by >>>/christian/, who grinded out a 1-0 victory in the Finals over newcomers >>>/ita/. Eternal powerhouse >>>/bane/ managed to claim 3rd place over >>>/strek/ by stopping the Trekkies potent offense and pouring on four goals of their own. For a full breakdown of the 2018 Summer Cup, please take a look at the wiki http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_8chan_Cup

In 2019, your board has been drawn into Group E, with /b/, /test/, and /bane/. Please use this thread for pre-tournament hype and also any MINOR tweaks that may need to be made.

For the full wiki: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/

For the stream: https://cytu.be/r/8cup

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can we cry with u

t. /ita/


Matchday 4 Schedule

Games begin at 8:00PM UTC, 3:00PM EST

>>>/u/ vs >>>/tg/ - 8 PM UTC

>>>/hgg/ vs >>>/genesis/ - 8:30 PM UTC

>>>/monster/ vs >>>/animu/ - 9 PM UTC

>>>/todd/ vs >>>/argentina/ - 9:30 PM UTC

>>>/bane/ vs >>>/b/ - 10 PM UTC

>>>/test/ vs >>>/2hu/ - 10:30 PM UTC




Top of the group on a win or a tie, through on a loss + a /tg/ draw or loss.


Through on a win, a draw + a /tg/ draw, or a loss + a /tg/ loss


Through on a win + a /genesis/ draw or loss, a draw + a /genesis/ loss, or a loss + a gigantic, GD-altering loss by /genesis/


Through on a win of at least 2 goals, and a big loss by /genesis/, out on any other result.

Group D

Fuck writing all this shit down. Everyone is still alive, /animu/ is the only one who can advance without having to look at the score of the other game.



Through on a win or a draw, or a draw or a loss by /b/


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8chan Cup Knockout Round


A1 >>>/christian/ vs >>>/tv/ B2

C1 >>>/genesis/ vs >>>/todd/ D2

E1 >>>/test/ vs >>>/liberty/ F2

G1 >>>/unna/ vs >>>/cow H2

B1 >>>/a/ vs >>>/bmn/ A2

D1 >>>/monster/ vs >>>/hgg/ C2

F1 >>>/co/ vs >>>/b/ E2

H1 >>>/strek/ vs >>>/ausneets/ G2

For the full bracket: http://infinitycup.shoutwiki.com/wiki/The_8chan_Cup_4#Bracket

After the First Round we'll play the Quarterfinals, Semifinals, Third Place Game, and Finals.

It all begins at 8:00 PM UTC, on https://cytu.be/r/8cup





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Does the legendary clan have a foothold in this wonderland? Are some of the 2hus already members?

Do they know ZUN?


The Yakuza is far too prominent in real-world Japan as if they would get a foot through the door of Gensokyo. And if they would try anyway, I trust Yukari would have one surprise or another waiting for them.

On the other hand, the Yakuza as a modern embodiment of Japan's feudal system might haven some embodiment in Gensokyo, even if this part would be more about being honor-bound rather than gathering as many whores around you in the local bar in order to display your social status.

PS: Yakuza is a laughable portrayal of the actual Yakuza. No integrity, no honor - just drugs, hookers, and moneys. Not much different from the Mexican drug cartels who are all devout Catholics but still will skin you alive for the slightest transgression.



There's only one village and feudalism is all about delegation. It's just patria potens.



Gay, just like 8fag.



abib plz go

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1. Post a 2hu

2. Post what car you think 2hu would drive

3. tanoshii

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momhu needs a mom car


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this would be better if the top was Chippity Choppity


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fucking clipboard ignores alpha


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What would Marisa say?


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>This world has too many folks with bad tastes.

>White Sign「Master Whip」


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fashy dubs confirm

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All 2hus are cutehus, but let's have a thread to appreciate beautiful 2hus.

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Is there a mod that lets me skip Discount Cirno in Perfect Cherry Blossom? If I hear that wanna-be honky-tonk theme one more time I'm going to lobotomize myself. Who even likes her? What's her trait, manipulating cold in the cold? Look at this cunt, it doesn't even anatomy. Shit character.

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It gets much worse.



At least Lyrica doesn't lead much to the imagination of where her crotch and vagoogoo are likely.


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an inferior model


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Letty's ass.

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Christmas is coming!

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Merry Christmas


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Parsee just needs a good, hard Christmas dicking to set her straight.


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Like so.


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Is she really as crazy as everyone thinks? And is she more sadistic than Tewi? :^)

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I want a hot dog!


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I wish I could see Yuuka Mary Poppins herself around the place before making me pop a nut.


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Fuck off


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I love yuuka and her fat butt

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*poof* you get to go to Gensokyo, but you will be reborn as a child. Which 2hu do you choose for your mommy?

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I guess if you think she would be cool with it.


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Listen here you fucking 9, I meant make her a mommy through fug, erry day til she's preggo.




>Waifu gives birth to you

>Raises you with love and care

>Loves you as both a son and a husband

>Eventually is pregnant with your child

>Dies during childbirth

>To live as your newborn daughter

>Care for her as she cared for you

>Grows up and you get her pregnant

>End up dying mysteriously

>To be reborn as the son again

>The cycle repeats itself indefinitely

>May occasionally include pregnancies/children that aren't the next reincarnation for either of you to love and raise normally

Would you accept this unconventional method of perpetual reincarnation? .


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I see no flaw in that idea



I'm sure the sever genetic difference between humans and youkai (plus the power of belief and its effect on youkai) will prevent any ill effects.

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Which 2hu would you bully and how would you bully her?

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Fuck off



Oh wow someone upset that I posted obscure bullying in an obvious obscure bullying thread

If you can't handle this shit fuck off to 4chan, nigger faggot


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>obscure bullying

Wait is hater really that obscure? I know he isn't huge but still, that guy makes some good shit.



I bet the sex would be real steamy



Hater isn't what i'm calling obscure, it's the type of bullying in this thread.

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Get ready for 2hu world domination.

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I don't ged id :DDD



It's Miko you dum dum


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Sorry, I can't help being a ⑨ sometimes.

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post boobhus Round 4

Previous thread >>44869

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Actually, Hourai elixir gave them true immortality but also made them impure at same time.



brb Gensokyo


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more breasthus


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