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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

File: b16f35106ff0fd2⋯.jpg (122.32 KB, 850x615, 170:123, cutenight.jpg)

 No.69303[Reply]

Some of the 2hus have strong enough feelings for another that you could consider it love. Which pairings do you believe in?

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 No.69469

File: 076ba5de25fcd24⋯.jpg (208.54 KB, 870x787, 870:787, Herod the Great Massacre o….jpg)

>>69305

I would unironically. Especially after people got angry at Miyazaki.

I'd also love to see anons who can laugh at themselves again.

>>69333

It's a common theme throughout cultures and history to have same-face if their painting skills have not developed fully. Image related.


 No.69583

>>69469

>3ft tall infants

ain't that some shit


 No.69713

File: b6f15fb7b6775a2⋯.jpg (104.12 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 4597bb3ee2e2ff70ce10f4c700….jpg)


 No.69714

File: f820e52bec1255c⋯.jpg (148.35 KB, 1200x1080, 10:9, 2b5ecc5caf550e7a70e2a1203c….jpg)

Me and Marisa


 No.69720

File: 5821c514244f642⋯.jpg (439.73 KB, 1800x2200, 9:11, 41218083_p0.jpg)




File: e8e995959fa9aad⋯.png (542.69 KB, 506x626, 253:313, NOT XD MAN NOT XD.png)

 No.62076[Reply]

1969-2018

May he live forever in our hearts.

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 No.63743

File: 34d8d3ce94cf744⋯.mp4 (13.53 MB, 320x240, 4:3, [寒いのう]射命丸文と添い寝する兄貴達[ヤス] - ….mp4)


 No.63745

File: 4931d1af544b2c6⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 208.64 KB, 870x1250, 87:125, whitecirno.jpg)

I can't shake the feeling that Aniki was given the John Walker / Christopher Hastings treatment.

>Dude why would the CIA take out some obscure meme guy

It relates to my other pet theory that Cirno was turned black as some kind of condition for the 'mainstreaming' of Touhou. The series is a cultural touchstone and the inclusion of a darker-skinned 2hu would theoretically earn praise by the journos and make weebs get jungle fever or something. The NWO guys were probably expecting a new black 2hu, not Cirno (the most niggerlike 2hu) getting a tan.

>This has nothing to do with Aniki

I'm getting there. Cirno was turned white again soon afterward, with the bonus implication that whites are "pure" and coloreds are "dirty." This may have angered the suits enough to take action, but what to do? Hurting ZUN or his family is a bad idea as that would end 2hu. De-mainstreaming 2hu also isn't a good idea. There's too much money to be made to back out now. So they kill someone who would get noticed by ZUN and the fandom, as a kind of warning. There will be more 2hu games. Will the next one have an even more 'diverse' cast?

>You are really bumming me out and you're full of shit

I gotta shit somewhere.


 No.64395

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 No.65054

File: e2737480d763a6d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 492.34 KB, 868x1013, 868:1013, __aka_san_and_reisen_udong….jpg)

File: 64d389f90e98753⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 463.16 KB, 869x1013, 869:1013, __reisen_udongein_inaba_ga….jpg)


 No.69715

>1 year already

Hold me.




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 No.69525[Reply]

Wow, who could have ever possibly guessed this?

Kasen for Touhou 17 boss when?

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 No.69575

File: c1f4f4c9b444e0c⋯.jpg (1.09 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, c1f4f4c9b444e0c08a12fddeb3….jpg)

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File: 8f23b79a0da1f52⋯.png (2.08 MB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 8f23b79a0da1f523439c5600ab….png)

I hope they'll be able to remain friends when this incident ends.


 No.69586

>>69563

Yukari and Yuyuko are at least close to her level, even if they're not necessarily equal. Then consider Okina and Hecatia. Btw, with only five really smart girls we are in a situation where if you pick a random class of 24 touhous with you as the 25th member, there's a 50% chance that at least one of the absolute greatest minds of Gensoukyou is in your class. Calculation: 1 - prod_{i=0}^{23} (189-5-i)/(189-i) in wolframalpha, using the assumption that there are less than 190 named characters. The idea is with a cast of this size, having even a small handful of equals makes you pretty common... in the class of those rare few who become named characters.


 No.69587

>>69586

>Yuyuko

I haven't seen anything that would suggest Yuyuko being very smart.


 No.69604

>>69587

Then there's a lot of Yuyuko for you to read. Start with this: https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Strange_Creators_of_Outer_World/Who%27s_Who_of_Humans_%26_Youkai_in_Gensokyo/Yuyuko_Saigyouji_and_Youmu_Konpaku

Then you can read SSiB or even play a game. Yuyuko features in PCB as the last boss and in IN as a playable character.


 No.69712

File: 7537a6385977bda⋯.jpg (499.77 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, Cirno_Kasen_Hug.jpg)

File: 88172799434cc3f⋯.jpg (672.22 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, __cirno_daiyousei_ibaraki_….jpg)

Kind of baffled that there hasn't been a big surge of Kasen fanart now that the reveal nobody ever expected has finally arrived.

Also, I have a feeling that WahH might go out of production relatively soon - judging by how Forbidden Scrollery ended.




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 No.69658[Reply]

I did it bitch

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 No.69690

File: 14efbf449215137⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 188.7 KB, 600x832, 75:104, 59194664_p1.jpg)

>>69689

We're discussing Chen's barbed penis. Would you rather run your tongue along those bumps as you blow her, or have them assault your insides as she breeds with your ass?


 No.69691

File: e10648ff92658d0⋯.png (3.83 KB, 384x384, 1:1, confused pixel chen.png)

>>69690

what the fuck, please explain where the penis is


 No.69692

>>69690

if there is a vag◯◯◯ hiding under those testicles idk if I was drunk maybe I would fuck it if it was about 10 years older maybe but you sound like an overly detailed floor lover to me


 No.69693

File: d8788f67be93a0f⋯.png (968.15 KB, 1557x1818, 173:202, d8788f67be93a0f0003b4b7947….png)

>>69691

That's the only barbed penis Chen I can find, sadly.

>>69692

Futa is perfectly fine.

>if it was about 10 years older maybe

What are you, gay?


 No.70102

Hey /2hu/, I think I got AIDS!




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 No.64855[Reply]

Wch bbyhu wud u raise?

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 No.69391

File: 3affed34722c69b⋯.png (150.52 KB, 680x600, 17:15, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpak….png)

It's little baby Youmu!


 No.69432

File: 343dea1051a992f⋯.png (427.94 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 343dea1051a992f72240e5e470….png)

Yukari want!


 No.69501

File: 91b87bea3181d70⋯.jpg (316.28 KB, 857x950, 857:950, 70b7a2f951e77497f699ed14e1….jpg)


 No.69520

File: 3c473e617019606⋯.jpg (95.73 KB, 768x628, 192:157, 9dd7825a157d256971fcf85812….jpg)

smol Youmu


 No.69578

File: ac8bfd156dd4f3c⋯.jpg (98.41 KB, 850x785, 170:157, ac8bfd156dd4f3cedb3bc01844….jpg)

Story time for little Kaguya.




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 No.38076[Reply]

Dice rollRolled 69, 78 = 147 (2d100)

it's me again.

roll two hundred sided dice to see which 2 toohoos want to offer themselves to you. They will also accept a threeway marriage if that's what you want.

>inb4 I don't get the aki sisters

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 No.69252

Dice rollRolled 3, 38 = 41 (2d100)

>>69251

>less than 60 days away

Unless you get a rabbit; in which case

YEAR ROUND MATING CYCLE


 No.69533

Roll


 No.69534

Rollin


 No.69535

Dice rollRolled 91, 51 = 142 (2d100)

>>69534

>>69533

Use the dice like so.


 No.69539

If you jack off, you're a sex secondary.




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File: 3ef3d94f42b7b3d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 496.21 KB, 579x819, 193:273, No legs but DAT ASS.png)

 No.60613[Reply]

Because the other one is over the bump limit.

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 No.69085

>>69079

I wonder what sort of things those two could be talked into during the mating season.


 No.69367

File: fb3782bde435f45⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 458.86 KB, 960x720, 4:3, __remilia_scarlet_touhou_….webm)

Itty Bitty Bloodsucker Titty


 No.69481

File: 670a40244c262de⋯.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 301.25 KB, 1162x1200, 581:600, 647A040F-FCB8-48C2-870E-0….jpeg)

One of my biggest 2hu related fantasies is Yukari randomly gapping my dick inside her while I’m in public or at work.


 No.69482

>>69481

Yukari would be the master of fetish play.


 No.69519

File: 7847d2598f35f91⋯.png (1.04 MB, 1000x1000, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>tfw Tewi will never breastfeed you




File: 6604f74e227d86a⋯.jpg (478.62 KB, 777x1087, 777:1087, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_draw….jpg)

 No.46812[Reply]

Item #: SCP-21HU

*Object Class:* Euclid

*Special Containment Procedures:* SCP-21HU is to be contained in a domed underground chamber of reinforced ferroconcrete with an internal diameter of at least 200m and a maximum height of at least 25m. To protect the structural integrity of the chamber, the inner walls of the structure require a lining of highly resistant, heat-ablative compound material measuring no less than 12cm in thickness.

The ground within SCP-21HU's containment chamber is to be covered with 50cm of fertile soil all around, safe for a small gravel pathway leading to the structure's center. To ensure that plant life can grow within the chamber, its roof is to be covered in a network of small but powerful electric lights, which are activated and deactivated in sequence to simulate a 24-hour day/night cycle with the rise and set of the sun and moon, respectively. A set of sprinklers situated under the roof of the chamber are set to release water and fertilizing agents in regular intervals, and the ambient temperature of the chamber should be kept at precisely 25° Celsius. The ventilation system of SCP-21HU's containment chamber requires powerful filters to remove and destroy any pollen or other organic compounds from the air cycle of the chamber. Conversely, no plant species other than those already present in the chamber must be introduced to SCP-21HU due to potential mutagenic effects and the risk of exposing already altered material to the outside world.

Barring situations which could result in a containment breach, the interior of the containment chamber must under no circumstances enter conditions that prove detrimental to plant life.

In the event that SCP-21HU becomes agitated and may attempt a containment breach, the containment chamber is to be flooded with sufficient liquid nitrogen so as to lower the ambient temperature to -50° Celsius, sending SCP-21HU into a state of suspended animation and allowing for her temporary relocation into a cryo-chamber. Once repairs to the containment chamber are finished, SCP-21HU is to be reintroduced to the chamber and encouraged to regrow the plant life destrPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.67551

>>67547

Hakurei Barrier was already erected by then though


 No.67552

>>67551

It was weakened over the course of World War II. I blame the nukes.


 No.68395

File: 695d99bd0221950⋯.png (1.61 MB, 1240x1457, 40:47, __usami_sumireko_tokyo_met….png)

Subject Sumireko Usami, moments before Foundation forces proceeded with the capture of it and SCP-23HU. Subject currently uncooperative. For further information, see SCP-54HU.


 No.69504

File: 73d008b5ee426da⋯.png (9.21 MB, 2026x2865, 2026:2865, __matara_okina_touhou_draw….png)

Backdoor Containment Breach?


 No.69509

the thought of cute girls being locked up almost exclusively in total solitude makes me very sad




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 No.48479[Reply]

Touhou is reclining

literally

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 No.69485

File: 43daa5e2c28ce74⋯.jpg (120.13 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, CF.jpg)

>>48492

>believing something about another because random anons said so

>what is MGS2/The Revolt of the Masses

Fuck off /pol/.


 No.69486

File: 10d32cb07dce064⋯.jpg (194.7 KB, 500x482, 250:241, 67512422_p0.jpg)

>>69485

>Replying to a post that's almost two years old


 No.69487

File: b2170e30e38c445⋯.png (574.82 KB, 850x1050, 17:21, Yorihime als Moonman.png)

>>69485

>Fuck off /pol/.

no


 No.69488

>>69486

man I wanna HOT GLUE that inchling


 No.69489

File: 2483f96efa991e9⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 571.45 KB, 1036x1548, 259:387, 2483f96efa991e939c43938ad6….png)

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>>69488

Me too, fairy. Me too.




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 No.51752[Reply]

Meanwhile in Gensokyo 8chan...

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 No.69449

File: 9d348d9d6fa9862⋯.jpg (83.82 KB, 467x534, 467:534, 9d348d9d6fa9862f44c56316a9….jpg)

>>69447

>Always.

You were absent long enough that the person in charge of claims almost handed the board over to me.


 No.69450

>>69449

I dont post everyday but I check it everyday.


 No.69471

File: 5957c48693ee20d⋯.jpg (121.68 KB, 850x734, 425:367, baka_cirno_can't brush_her….jpg)

>>69447

Perhaps it did happen to other.... Okay, all is good it seems.


 No.69473

>>69447

>shotgun with no shells on bandolier, beltpouch for extra shells, or buttstock strap with shells

I hope she's fine with 6 shots at most and then having to lug around an empty, wooden-stock shotgun on her back for the rest of her mission.


 No.69475

>>69473

Sounds like Resident Evil alright.




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 No.43696[Reply]

Do you actually want to live in gensokyo, or do you just want to fug 2hus?

I'm not saying its impossible for humans to have a great time there, but it can be pretty dangerous for the uninitiated

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 No.68476

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>68462

Neil Armstrong, who bravely fought the bishoujo rabbits for the glory of freedom and America. HOOAH!

>>43696

>you will never be taken under the wing of a 2hu

>you will never gradually become close

>you will never raise a family with them

Still haven't found the source for the image in embed related. I adore it, and it hurts knowing she isn't real.


 No.68484

File: 83dfdd0dac6e849⋯.jpg (1.79 MB, 2000x2900, 20:29, __hijiri_byakuren_and_houj….jpg)

Getting a tight warm hug from Byakuren now that the cold winter months start coming in certainly would be worth a visit.


 No.68485

File: fea882121de8f57⋯.jpg (159.52 KB, 600x888, 25:37, yasaka_kanako30.jpg)

>>43696

I would move there no questions asked if that means that I get to regularly see the greatest 2hu to ever exist, also I would like to work in the former hell nuclear reactor despite scorching hot temperatures.


 No.68486

File: 2d28114df97337d⋯.jpg (144.57 KB, 1200x856, 150:107, Dl2rReeU4AUb1hX.jpg)

>>68457

I'll just buy some purification pills from Eirin and problem solved.


 No.69456

>>63786

copper chloride, zinc acetate and probably both metals in citrates and ascrobates




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 No.47690[Reply]

Listened to too much Touhou music last night. Don't think I had enough sleep. But it still bothers me that there's still a lot of remixes I haven't download and listen.

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 No.68948

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.69013

File: f134f19e8480010⋯.jpg (491.4 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, a4241154921_10.jpg)


 No.69081

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

This one is weirdly soothing.


 No.69427

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.69429

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I like SSH




File: bf2c228f4ac6560⋯.jpg (321.97 KB, 757x873, 757:873, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_dra….jpg)

 No.69006[Reply]

>M'lady, your 3'oclock snack is served <3

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 No.69008

File: 9cf1e2c5afa46b6⋯.jpg (49.55 KB, 342x342, 1:1, marisa disgust.jpg)

>>69006

>implying pure 2hus have disgusting 3d pig problems

Ab ins Gas


 No.69043

File: fa455fbbeeffbb8⋯.jpg (147.54 KB, 1018x1024, 509:512, 1dbdd245f167f0c4d1c3493433….jpg)

Why can't I stop laughing?


 No.69061

File: 233bac2cb834cfb⋯.jpg (315.43 KB, 960x1920, 1:2, 233bac2cb834cfb3a8966be8c2….jpg)


 No.69421

>>69008

>Disgusting


 No.69423

>>69421

Why are you quoting?




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 No.69316[Reply]

Does the legendary clan have a foothold in this wonderland? Are some of the 2hus already members?

Do they know ZUN?

 No.69317

The Yakuza is far too prominent in real-world Japan as if they would get a foot through the door of Gensokyo. And if they would try anyway, I trust Yukari would have one surprise or another waiting for them.

On the other hand, the Yakuza as a modern embodiment of Japan's feudal system might haven some embodiment in Gensokyo, even if this part would be more about being honor-bound rather than gathering as many whores around you in the local bar in order to display your social status.

PS: Yakuza is a laughable portrayal of the actual Yakuza. No integrity, no honor - just drugs, hookers, and moneys. Not much different from the Mexican drug cartels who are all devout Catholics but still will skin you alive for the slightest transgression.


 No.69323

>>69317

There's only one village and feudalism is all about delegation. It's just patria potens.


 No.69325

>>69316

Gay, just like 8fag.


 No.69327

>>69325

abib plz go




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 No.57187[Reply]

1. Post a 2hu

2. Post what car you think 2hu would drive

3. tanoshii

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 No.69280

File: 7f01e787375883c⋯.jpg (240.7 KB, 800x600, 4:3, Yakumo.Ran.full.2004825.jpg)

File: 6f15f420180842c⋯.png (58.95 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 1522248359154.png)

momhu needs a mom car


 No.69285

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 No.69287

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>>68415

this would be better if the top was Chippity Choppity


 No.69290

File: 8f616f813336d09⋯.png (96.08 KB, 480x409, 480:409, BBCS_(Jin_MusouSenshouzanA….png)

>>69287

fucking clipboard ignores alpha


 No.69291

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