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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

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People are starting to talk. I know it's rude to bring up a lady's age, but by the most generous estimates they should be in their early 30's. Assuming they age like normal humans, they're facing some tough decisions.

Reimu has to produce a successor as shrine maiden of paradise. If the Hakurei bloodline is needed to maintain the Hakurei barrier, then she should think about having a daughter real soon. Aunn would make an ideal babysitter, and I almost feel like she was put in place by a higher power to take care of the Hakurei child while Reimu goes out and resolves incidents.

Unfortunately, Reimu doesn't seem like the type to fall in love with a man, though I suppose that could be mitigated by having a dreamlike one-night stand with (You) and she could forget about the disgusting episode.

As for Marisa, she doesn't have any job, title or group putting pressure on her. Divorced from her family and her mentor long gone, Marisa's adventures are motivated almost purely from her personal desires: adventure, stealing stuff and competing with Reimu. Now she has a new desire: not dying.

Just as Komachi had foretold, Marisa is starting to think about death. In both ULiL and LoLK she was warned that her mission could potentially be deadly. That worried look on her face in th15 wasn't just meme'd to heck. It was also a character shift from someone who had cheerfully whistled past the graveyard for so long. Marisa definitely looks older and more apprehensive in th16.

Some theorize that Marisa may become a youkai in the future to avoid such a fate. Okina could have granted that, but Marisa turned her down. Why? Does she not want to be anyone's underling? Does Marisa want to stay human forever? Narumi might just be the statue that Marisa and Alice put a hat on, and seeing that she essentially created life may have stirred something in her she never felt before.

They humans of Gensokyo might just stay young girls forever, like most 2D franchises do. ZUN has answered questions about Reimu's age, though, so at least he's aware of the situation.

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meant for >>66784



Years pass but nobody from the main cast gets older or die.



Oh, as in the Simpsons. I figured what it meant, but I didn't make the connection.



how do you know being around all those youkai hasn't slowed down their aging?



Just being near Youkai probably would not have that effect. Although I suppose it would be a child's play for Eirin to produce drugs which reverse or at least significantly slow down aging.

Not to speak of the Hourai elixir, but I doubt that Eirin would willingly repeat that mistake once more.

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Early 2018, halfchan's worst board /bant/ used cirno as their new maymay mascot and made Touhou mainstream. After that, dozens of faggots joined Touhou groups on steam, changed their avatars as cirno, used Touhou series to show themselves "elitists", became Touhou fanboy.

The question is am I the only one angry at those "elitists"?

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*oh, and by "this place", I mean 8chan as a whole, not this board, which is pretty easy~



Secondaries are nothing new, I don't care if there are a few more now.

>used cirno as their new maymay mascot

Cirno being a meme is quite old news, don't you think?

>made Touhou mainstream

Highly doubtable. They may have made it bit more popular, but mainstream? Come on.

>dozens of faggots

Is this what you meant by "mainstream"? Hundred, maybe two hundred guys? That's nothing.

>joined Touhou groups on steam

I don't care.

>changed their avatars as cirno

I don't care.

>used Touhou series to show themselves "elitists"

I don't understand and I don't care.

What do you mean by them "showing themselves elitist". I don't get it. Additionally, why can't you just ignore them, do they send letters directly to you, showing their superiority or something?

Or do you frequent the board you proclaimed "halfchan's worst one"? I don't really care what places on the Internet you visit, but if what I proposed is the case, the problem you have may very well just be a local thing, speciffic for that board. If they consider themselves better than you, just out-elit them with your scores or something. You might also leave, no one keeps you there, I don't think. Now, I may be incorrect in my assumption, but that advice I gave you still applies, wherever you have the problem.

Just grow some balls dammit.


>made Touhou mainstream

I have noticed absolutely no change.

Probably because I don't frequent cuckchan or deliberately go out of my way to surround myself with people I hate in order to skew my perception so I can whine about it and shit up this board.



This, OP is just a fucking faggot.



This, but don't you guys like whining?

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With guns.

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I want to open it and put my hand inside.


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Cirno wants to make it stop!


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Do it before it becomes too much for her and she tries to an hero.


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Chen is so tough!

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Why do boomers love EoSD so much?

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>that 30 year old boomer who listens to IOSYS


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Contrarianism; the thread



Who are you quoting?


Which you don't have to post in.


Quit trying to force the shit jewish boomer meme from reddit and cuckchan.



EoSD is shit you grandpa.


Boomer detected.

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Let's assume you actually end up randomly being teleported into Gensokyo. What do you actually do?

Even if you speak moonrunes, the centuries of isolation probably mean that the locals speak some very antiquated or otherwise hard to understand dialect of Japanese. The only inhabitants who may perhaps speak English are the Scarlet sisters or you'd need to have one of the Satoris read your mind.

And even then, you're pretty screwed as a normal human unless you directly end up in the human village. Toxic vapors, man-eating Youkai and god knows what going after you if you so much as set a foot out of it.

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>He doesn't know Bagger 288

This "contraption" was a top secret experimental weapons platform commissioned by the government of West Germany in the 1970s, when the growing instability of Communist East Germany led to worries that the Soviet Union might perform a military intervention to save its satellite state; drastically increasing its presence of arms near the inner German border and effectively producing a second Cuba crisis in the process.

Bagger 288 essentially was an heir to the much older "Schwerer Gustav" train artillery platform, wielding a super-heavy cannon capable of firing 800mm shells at any target inside the borders of East Germany or the bordering regions of other Warsaw Pact countries. However, the sights of the Bagger's main guns always were primed on Berlin, and more specifically, East Berlin - the administrative center and capital of East Germany. With the push of a single button, the West German military could not only cause a catastrophic loss of life on the other side of the wall, but also take out the core elements of their old enemy's strategic organization. That this likely would have resulted in severe collateral damage to West Berlin - still a part of West Germany - was an issue that only came to be discussed after the fall of the Iron Curtain, and the resulting scandal saw entire rows of high-ranking military and political personnel sacked.

Following the end of the Cold War, Bagger 288 was stripped of its primary and secondary armament and decommissioned. There were some brief plans to sell the platform to South Korea, where it would have served in a role eerily similar to its original one in West Germany, but the sheer size of the machine meant that transporting it would have cost more than the Koreans were willing to pay, and critics very vocally argued that the transfer would be seen as an act of aggression by China.

Bagger 288 is a bucket-wheel excavator used to strip mine coal fields. It used to be the largest land-based vehicle ever built before being surpassed by its sibling Bagger 293


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I'd try finding Hell so the oni there could rape or kill me. I'd be fine with either.



I could have sworn I have seen this post before, but searching it, I see no signs of copypasta. Oh well. Wonder how Krupp is doing today.



Ambitious, fairy. Here's hoping they rape you first


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>"an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect."

Did you miss my point ? The exaggeration is lacking. It's a compilation of bad fan-fics tropes that takes itself too seriously.

Walfas is just meh. Better than badly drawns doodles but it's still looks cheap.



I got your point, I'm just defining it for you.

I thought the ending with Reisen was funny. I like it when characters suffer so tremendously.


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Anyway anon, thank you very much for the discussion. I don't get that often.



Walfas are funny-looking, so they are ⑨/⑨.


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Ah, so others may have been calling him a "she" not just because of his persona, but also because he is likely a tranny... or at least tolerant towards them. Fuck, I wish I could interrogate him but making fake accounts on YouTube, which requires one to make a Google account as well, is extremely tedious. You have to give your phone number or refresh enough times and hope you don't have to do it.

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*or republic = city production iirc


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um ... LOL?


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And Ambidextrous still can't draw faces without making the girls look like they have the downs


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Suppose that you, through one means or another, get to ask one 2hu a question. One 2hu only, and one question only.

Whom would you ask, and what would you ask?

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why are you so flat


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Not what I had in mind....






She'd probably drug you and take you into a van.


I'd ask one from the Outside World where in Japan Gensoukyou is.

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So, some of you may have already seen (and played) this, but still sharing in case you didn't. I've found it at random, while browsing around for 2hu stuff.

This chinese guy is planning to develop a souls-like game (with Unreal 4) with Touhou characters. For now, there is only a test demo boss battle between Reimu and Remilia, but more is going to come maybe, the author is still considering if continuing this or not. It is pretty nice, in my opinion.

Warning: since it's only a test demo, some stuff needs to be fixed/adjusted (the battle is a bit unbalanced - Remilia is too strong, movements are not the best, the range/hitboxes needs improvement etc) so don't expect something amazing. Still, a good starting point. And it has Xbox controller support.

Download it here: https://mega.nz/#!4MwwBK7A!nGJlgzQjy_pDIzH2NN8GKJOmW3PgPsguS-RKaQxMhaM

Video related is the author himself beating it (reposted by someone, original is at the author's account on bilibili.com).

By the way, downloading this was a NIGHTMARE. This guy used as a host pan.baidu.com, which is something like Dropbox. So you need to be registered and to use their program to download stuff. So I basically had to understand how the hell I was supposed to sign up - still hard even with Google Translate, and how to use the manager application - still in chinese. Damn.

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Also, two things I forgot to mention:

1 - the video is a bit outdated, some more improvement has been made into the demo since then;

2 - More attaks will be added in the future, if the author will find someone to help him with the animations.


No problem fairy. Yeah, I thought of sharing it since it's hell hard to do so from the original source.


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Sounds neat, I'll give it a try. At least the guy who does it won't have to search for fitting music overly long - the Dragon God knows there's enough Souls-like arranges of Touhou music around.

I could imagine Shimmy being that one boss. Tiny hitbox, moves fast like lightning, and you have to nibble down her HP bit by bit because any aggressive tactics will get you buried under a mountain of needles and/or smashed to pulp by the miracle mallet.


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Oh, and speaking of fangames: Koto Inari (the girl - I think) who does artwork like pic related all the time seemingly is contributing to a horror point & click adventure.




Cool, it reminds me of never ending nightmares.



Bump. Any news on this?

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post your 2hu wallpaper, come on, quickly.

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Some files are too heavy


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That's pretty much it.


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Just a couple more.


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Just changed mine to this

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it's not shit so it's ok


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Doing her master mama? proud.


>>66666 (checked)

Nice get.


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Impressive. Very nice.

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Bird appreciation station

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What comfier place could a man possibly know than the soft, warm mammary tissue of a well-endowed chickß


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Bird is the word



stop aborting your children, Aya


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don't forget our fine feathered friends

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I love Riesen!

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I love them, but they're dangerous for my teeth.



T-this is an E-English board.


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>planet named take it easy

>planet named memes

Was this coincidence? for the former i mean


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I want Riesen to glue my teeth together!



what is that shit, my 2hus do not that things

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Assuming you somehow ended up in Gensokyo, what, what would be the faith you pick up?


>Hakurei Shrine/Reimu

>Moriya Shrine/ Suwako (Fertility Goddes) / Kanako (War/Technology Goddess) / Sanae (Miracle Goddess)

>Aki Sisters (Harvest Goddess/ Autumn Goddess)

>Hina? (Bad Luck Goddess)


>Potentially Yumemi? (only due to danmaku form, likely extradimensional)

>Sariel (Archangel)


>Myouren Temple / Bishamonten (Under Byakuren Hijiri and Shou Toramaru)

>Tendai Buddhism (Okina Matara)


>Huang-Lao (Seiga Kaku, Toyosatimimi no Miku, Futo, Tojiko)

>Qigong (Meiling)


>Yoon & Shi'on Yorigami


>Sagume Kishin



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So she quit. If you're trying to appeal to me with Sooks, then the fact that she quit would make Buddhism less appealing.


>Shou is the disciple of an actual war god.

Except Shou was completely declawed by Byakuren to the point that even her spear is more of a decorative object than her weapon.

And let's not forget the fact that Shou was so busy being a good, peaceful Buddhist preacher that she left Byakuren to rot in Makai for 1000 years.

>Suika is also former practitioner


<Buddhism, which bans alcohol for its followers

<Oni, and Suika of all people in particular

Suika does not follow the tenets of Buddha, but only those of the bottle.


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I already follow the one true godess. Which is easy.


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I wonder whether or not Okuu still has Yagateratsu's power after the incident in the Old Hell was resolved.

Maybe she could ascend to an actual solar deity one day?

Next thing you know, Kanako will try to recruit her for the Moriya shrine


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She's already more powerfull then any other puny "god", not to mention more trustworthy.

>Okuu still has Yagateratsu's power

Eating a god does not "go away", even if it's a dead shell. Besides, the games and the stories are her lore and saga now. In my belief she is a God.

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you guys have a discord server yet? if not i have one that's decently made, if so id like an invite to it.

disregard that I suck cocks

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OP was already getting bullied enough dude you didn't have to ban him.




I keep forgetting this guy even exists.



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>united as one, divided by zero

Arrrr, ye be an oldfairy or tha spirit be merely speakin through ya?


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Fukkin epik


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<Gets Banned.

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