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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

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Chen is for milksemen:^)


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Why is Marisa so lewd?


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I don't know.


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Ha, looks like her book-thieving finally came to bite her in the ass. Hopefully she turns back, because I'm not a faggot.


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That might depend on Patchouli or the nature of the spell. In either case, even if she does turn back eventually you should make love to her at least once and let her enjoy this unique experience. So what if her tomboyish charms are a little more boyish than usual? Show her the power of love, your love, is infinite!

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Did you catch his stream today?

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Never heard of him.



He streams 2hu. I like him. He totally sounds like a trap, but I guess he isn't? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyways, he had a stream yesterday where he did an LNB marathon of EoSD through HSiFS. I thought it was a lot of fun to watch.



All the primary streamers have gay voices.



He's gay you retard. Also stop shilling him. He's extremely autistic and annoying. Sage.

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And to think it all started as a perfectly normal workday you muse, as two armed to the teeth guards leards you along a narrow corridor. The place looks tidy but out of shape, with patches of peeling, faded white paint over the walls. The piercing smell of detergent is midly annoying too, but you're used to it. Working in a research institute for so long made your nose almost insufferent towards these kinds of attacks.

You adjust your glasses, thinking. These guards are unnerving. Not that you are scared, they have been well mannered towards you until now. But having two rifles this close still makes you uncomfortable.

You turn a corner at the end of said corridor, where another guard stands in front of a slightly rusty, but strong-looking steel door. The guards exchange some brief looks, then the one standing in front of us takes a step to the right, letting us free access. The soldier on my left steps before me and keeps the door open as we enter.

Behind the door lies a small, cellar-like room. The space itself is almost empty, save from a writing desk, a couple of shelves full of dusty books, and two wooden chairs. Everything looks old here too, and not as well kept as the rest of the facility you saw. Perhaps this is just a spare room for occasional needs, who knows. It surely looks like that.

Seated on one of said chairs, behind the desk, a black-haired scientist eyes you. At least he seems one, judging from the white coat and the typewritten badge pinned on it. "Dr. Gears" is this man's name, apparently.

As you sit down he gestures the guards, who promptly exit the room, leaving you two alone.

The assumed-scientist's brown eyes keep staring at you for a couple of seconds. Then he speaks up, the boredom evident in his tone.

"So you are the researcher who asked to become part of our Foundation."


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>The reason we were called to the office is cause you blew humanities chance at inter dimensional travel by raping our first contact with a space traveler.

Oy mate if you knew how hot she were you' d understand. Totally worth it imo



Seconding this. She can run away if we even look at her funny. We need to demonstrate our de facto speed to crush her hope of escaping before we rape her.



That's an interesting line of thought. But if we wait too long she might shy away at some point and be beyond raping distance. While I agree we need to be professional about the raping, we also must be determined and straight forward to rape her. Now she's right in front of us and won't rape herself!



>And be beyond raping distance.

No, then we need to plan our route more strategically so that we can QPU align our cock into her gap by mapping out which of any PU she'll be in.



CYOA - Yukari Ghostfucked

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This nigga's wack, yo!

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twitter is over, they finally permabanned my ass



What did you do, call a bluecheck a faggot?



nah someone reported me for being rude



They have all this shitposting potential and they decided to ruin it by turning the site into a less wordy tumblr.


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Something funny in the booru?

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I've seen this tag thrown around a bit, but I don't know where it's from or what it's about.



IIRC it's a Japanese audio adaption, and the speakers are enjoy enough popularity and artistic liberty that their versions of Reimu and whatnot count as their own characters.



Oh, that's neat. I suppose hoping for recordings on youtube with english subtitles/captions is a bit much. Do they have recordings on nico nico douga?

Doesn't explain much of the odd hentai there is of it though.



You know you suck cock, right?



Cookie voice dramas are widely considered god-awful. They're notorious for the e-drama surrounding them, such as doxing of a VA and death threats that got on national television. It's a secondary meme at this point and has hardly anything to do with touhou.

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Let's have a thread for the best Yorigami sister.

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>the year is 2020

>EA goes bankrupt

>in a drunken stupor, ZUN buys EA for pennies

>in the same drunken state, he orders the creation of an FPS

>two years later and you're testing the game before launch

What would it look like? How would it work? Would it kill 2hu forever by bringing in a bunch of faggots? Would it be 2casul?


FPS does not really lend itself to bullet-hell style games because of the reduces situational awareness that the FOV gives you. And Touhou far too lighthearted as if that ZUN would make a game where you explicitly shoot to kill.


>We will never have a Stalker game in Gensokyo



What really limits the possibility of doing a good bullet-dodging FPS is how bad movement control is in those games. Limits on situational awareness are what makes FPS interesting as a genre. That's why FPS with all kinds of firearms and win-cons can be interesting, from CS to CoD to Quake to OW to PUBG.

So making one with 100% reactable bullets would probably also work well. In fact, if skill with mouse can't secure the kill, you have to play against their situational awareness harder than ever before. Now playing against enemy awareness is a common theme in any high-level play, but a 2hu FPS could force that to be the key element at all levels, which could lead to a great new player experience. Then again, the shift from "move, and I'll shoot" to "shoot, and I'll move" reworks the reward system of an FPS almost completely. Normally you get the (casual) kicks out of catching someone when they're vulnerable and then wrecking them (predator-prey), but in a spellcard battle, it's confronting them when they're strong and surviving (inner strength). The first is universally enjoyable, but the latter is almost only for maniacs (even if the bragging rights are a common point of interest). So in an FPS surviving the rain of bullets would be a means to an end, be it a better firing position or capturing a point.


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arena shooter with lots of bullets with movement in 3d space

shit would be nightmare to play but it also would be fucking amazing

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Post them. This one was boss themes only to speed things up.

1. Emotional Skyscraper ~ Cosmic Mind (UFO)

2. Faith Is for the Transient People (MoF)

3. The Venerable Ancient Battlefield ~ Suwa Foughten Field (MoF)

4. Beware the Umbrella Left There Forever (UFO)

5. Illusionary Joururi (DDC)

6. Inchlings of the Shining Needle ~ Little Princess (DDC)

7. Eastern Judgement in the Sixtieth Year ~ Fate of Sixty Years (PoFV)

8. Captain Murasa (UFO)

9. Border of Life (PCB)

10. Locked Girl ~ The Girl's Secret Room (EoSD)


11. Plastic Mind (MS)

12. Maiden's Capriccio (LLS)

13. the Grimoire of Alice (MS)

14. Angel's Legend (HRtP)

15. Flight of the Bamboo Cutter ~ Lunatic Princess (IN)

16. Swordsman of a Distant Star (HRtP)

17. Reach for the Moon, Immortal Smoke (IN)

18. Ghostly Band ~ Phantom Ensemble (PCB)

19. Futatsuiwa from Sado (TD)

20. Necrofantasia (PCB)


21. Bhavaagra As Seen Through a Child's Mind (SWR)

22. Pure Furies ~ Whereabouts of the Heart (LoLK)

23. Shanghai Alice of Meiji 17 (EoSD)

24. Septette for a Dead Princess (EoSD)

25. Because Princess Inada Is Scolding Me (MoF)

26. Rigid Paradise (TD)

27. Hartmann's Youkai Girl (SA)

28. Ghost Lead (TD)

29. Magus Night (GFW)

30. Plain Asia (IN)


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Its BO's birthday, say something nice or get banned by Yama for 100000 years.

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Stay salty, BO.


Happy birthday!



I've seen this pic 4 times today and I'm just realizing that yama has a waffle on her head in this pic.


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Naa I would rather have people stumble upon it rather than give it out.


I am the law



>video not supported


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I'm learning moon so that once I graduate I can move to the moon to become an English teacher.

As such, I need to practise translating.

I'm not great yet, but if you need an image translated, post it here and I'll do my best to give a rough approximation as to what it's about.

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That's all that got online apparently.

Translator-fairy, share with us your wisdom.


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Translation fag! Translation fag! Ignore his lame comic and translate my pics instead!


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What do they say?




Neither did I.

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The donation box was empty again. Reimu doesn't know what to do anymore.

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>Wouldn't it be in the villager's best interest to keep the shrine maiden well-fed?

Doesn't she have high survival skills, so that wouldn't make any difference to her?



Survival skills don't help you if you don't have the means to buy food

I like to entertain the thought the villagers normally are rather indifferent or even fearful of Reimu, but will defend her to the death if she's in serious trouble. The Hakurei bloodline has protected the village for quite a while, after all



>Survival skills don't help you if you don't have the means to buy food

Doesn't she grow it herself?



I doubt she has time for that between keeping the shrine tidy, exterminating youkai, and coming up with means to attract more visitors.



>keeping the shrine tidy,

She probably sweeps once per day.

>exterminating youkai

She only does that, when there is incident.

>coming up with means to attract more visitors

Fails majority of times and only near holidays.

I think she has enough time to make her own garden.

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The man himself.

He's been visiting some expos and the Touhou orchestra lately. Also hosted another youtube livestream.

This is a thread for general talk about ZUN, or whenever he holds an event.


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You shouldn't bully tbh


Anyone have the pic of m00t with ZUN?


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I hope you are ready to take responsibility for this, anon.

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That's what you get for having a shitty waifu.



why don't we see how much better yours is?



>implying I have one

Why waste time on someone who would never exist in the first place?



>Why waste time on someone who would never exist in the first place?

Says that while wasting time posting on small secondaries board for nip shmup games series.

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Alright you cunts. This is it. We already have Yuuka in there, we already have Chen in there, but hells fucking help us if we won't get a third candidate into the rooster. Question is: Who? We have two nomations per board.

Characters with existing models:


YUUKA and CHEN are already barred from entry because they won previous manias.

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It was the first one I watched, but the NTR shit makes me not want to come back to it.



/test/ was the real winner here. Banned from tournament play on the first round.



Every wrestling tournament needs a good villain, fairy. If the FBB would have been kicked out in the first round, where would all that suspense have gone?


/test/ was just a trainwreck which showcases that TNA-Anon should playtest stuff before he throws it into the tournament. Seriously, that match could have gone on forever.



Salt would be glorious, if FOB would win.

/hgg/ probably would be catalog bombed after winning this though.



There's nothing wrong with a clean, wholesome tournament.

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Would you take it easy with a yukkuri, fairy? Or do you "like" yukkuri for a different reason?

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This thread isn't very easy. Have some easy Aya's.



ooh, scary


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Nice one.

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