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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

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Since ZUN has made references to HAARP and the moon landing hoax in his games, what other conspiracy theories do you think would make a good Touhou game?

My pick is the Golden Lily Treasure. Taken from China by Japan, and then taken by the USA, this legendary vast amount of gold lost during World War 2 would motivate many to try and find it. Not sure if ZUN would make a game that makes Japan look bad, though. They still don't want to acknowledge the horrors visited upon the mainland during the war.

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*Not to mention, surely the rabbit would NOT like to be a meal? But who weeps as he's chewed to the bones? One standard does not always apply!


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Remi is british royalty



>Time Cube

Now these were the days.



>Time Cube

I remember that.


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Much like Kaguya is a Lunarian princess, Wakasagihime in truth in a princess of the merpeople, and fled to Gensokyo from the real world for reasons only she knows.

Over the years, various strange sounds have been picked up by the hydrophone arrays of the US military and other organizations (namely noises such as Upsweep, Whistle, Bloop, Julia, Slowdown, and Train). They were explained as the result of icebergs hitting the sea floor, ice quakes, or that of volcanic activity.

In truth, however, these sounds are emitted by arcane technological devices in the hidden settlements of the merpeople at the very bottom of the ocean. Their exact nature various - some of them are the equivalent of a highly advanced form of sonar with which her people hope to track down Wakasagihime. Others simply are encoded messages urging the princess to come back home.

These signals are as futile as they are dangerous to the merpeople. For one thing because Wakasagihime no longer inhabit any ocean of this world. For another, because each subsequent noise picked up by the humans makes them more likely to discover the hidden settlements of the merpeople beneath the ocean floor.

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Reimu is very upset that you all lust for her armpits! Violated even! What do you sinners have to say for yourselves?!

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Yeah, what's wrong with you sick fucks? You should be lusting after her pantsu.


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i prefer her titties



>not bloomers


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>What do you sinners have to say for yourselves?!

I am sorry that I can not resist the temptation to throw her onto the nearest bed and sniff her pits, tickle it, lick and nibble them perfect pair of pits


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But I lust after her big Ribbon.

It reminds me of canards, I can't help but feel drawn to superior aerodynamics and pitch control

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This 2hu video makes me laugh even though I barely understand a word of it. Even if none of you do, someone out there has the gumption

The whole channel has some really good MADs too. Worth checking out.

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You will never have a qt loli vampire that invites you to lap pillows with a soft, motherly smile.

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>her face when she finds a little boys to take home



<her face when she finds little toys to take home


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Flan experiencing the pleasure of being cummed inside.



Maybe it's my toxoplasmosis speaking, but I want to run toward it.


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Making Remi cry!

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Thoughts? Appears to be another StB-style game.


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It's nice to see that Junk is back, but I'm also disappointed that now new girls (or at least one, akin to Hatate) have been introduced.

Tfw no Sumireko vs Renko match


Domo arigato, Mr Roboto


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>It's just mochi stains, guys. Just mochi stains.


Aaaaaaannnd it's mediocre.


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Congratulations you just triggered a Mystic Square flashback.

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I demand you all post really cute stuff .

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A long-haired Kyuoko is fine, too.

I want to rub my forehead against hers


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Just rent a vps and set up your own vpn, tbh.


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Oh, it's the Seijalets.


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Platelets are great.

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Cirno has heard that you want to play a game with her, and has come to play! So, what are you gonna do?

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Pull her into a tight hug to stave off my own death from a potential heatstroke.



Are you an Aussiefag?



If I were an Aussiefag, I would at least have an AC.


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A game of pretend.

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I want Jo'on to beat me up and take my lunch money.


Shion is a crack whore.


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I want Jo'on to pay for my bills.



She would make you pay for hers.


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The MMD community seem to have embraced Jo'on and Shion, this makes me happy.

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People are starting to talk. I know it's rude to bring up a lady's age, but by the most generous estimates they should be in their early 30's. Assuming they age like normal humans, they're facing some tough decisions.

Reimu has to produce a successor as shrine maiden of paradise. If the Hakurei bloodline is needed to maintain the Hakurei barrier, then she should think about having a daughter real soon. Aunn would make an ideal babysitter, and I almost feel like she was put in place by a higher power to take care of the Hakurei child while Reimu goes out and resolves incidents.

Unfortunately, Reimu doesn't seem like the type to fall in love with a man, though I suppose that could be mitigated by having a dreamlike one-night stand with (You) and she could forget about the disgusting episode.

As for Marisa, she doesn't have any job, title or group putting pressure on her. Divorced from her family and her mentor long gone, Marisa's adventures are motivated almost purely from her personal desires: adventure, stealing stuff and competing with Reimu. Now she has a new desire: not dying.

Just as Komachi had foretold, Marisa is starting to think about death. In both ULiL and LoLK she was warned that her mission could potentially be deadly. That worried look on her face in th15 wasn't just meme'd to heck. It was also a character shift from someone who had cheerfully whistled past the graveyard for so long. Marisa definitely looks older and more apprehensive in th16.

Some theorize that Marisa may become a youkai in the future to avoid such a fate. Okina could have granted that, but Marisa turned her down. Why? Does she not want to be anyone's underling? Does Marisa want to stay human forever? Narumi might just be the statue that Marisa and Alice put a hat on, and seeing that she essentially created life may have stirred something in her she never felt before.

They humans of Gensokyo might just stay young girls forever, like most 2D franchises do. ZUN has answered questions about Reimu's age, though, so at least he's aware of the situation.

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meant for >>66784



Years pass but nobody from the main cast gets older or die.



Oh, as in the Simpsons. I figured what it meant, but I didn't make the connection.



how do you know being around all those youkai hasn't slowed down their aging?



Just being near Youkai probably would not have that effect. Although I suppose it would be a child's play for Eirin to produce drugs which reverse or at least significantly slow down aging.

Not to speak of the Hourai elixir, but I doubt that Eirin would willingly repeat that mistake once more.

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Early 2018, halfchan's worst board /bant/ used cirno as their new maymay mascot and made Touhou mainstream. After that, dozens of faggots joined Touhou groups on steam, changed their avatars as cirno, used Touhou series to show themselves "elitists", became Touhou fanboy.

The question is am I the only one angry at those "elitists"?

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*oh, and by "this place", I mean 8chan as a whole, not this board, which is pretty easy~



Secondaries are nothing new, I don't care if there are a few more now.

>used cirno as their new maymay mascot

Cirno being a meme is quite old news, don't you think?

>made Touhou mainstream

Highly doubtable. They may have made it bit more popular, but mainstream? Come on.

>dozens of faggots

Is this what you meant by "mainstream"? Hundred, maybe two hundred guys? That's nothing.

>joined Touhou groups on steam

I don't care.

>changed their avatars as cirno

I don't care.

>used Touhou series to show themselves "elitists"

I don't understand and I don't care.

What do you mean by them "showing themselves elitist". I don't get it. Additionally, why can't you just ignore them, do they send letters directly to you, showing their superiority or something?

Or do you frequent the board you proclaimed "halfchan's worst one"? I don't really care what places on the Internet you visit, but if what I proposed is the case, the problem you have may very well just be a local thing, speciffic for that board. If they consider themselves better than you, just out-elit them with your scores or something. You might also leave, no one keeps you there, I don't think. Now, I may be incorrect in my assumption, but that advice I gave you still applies, wherever you have the problem.

Just grow some balls dammit.


>made Touhou mainstream

I have noticed absolutely no change.

Probably because I don't frequent cuckchan or deliberately go out of my way to surround myself with people I hate in order to skew my perception so I can whine about it and shit up this board.



This, OP is just a fucking faggot.



This, but don't you guys like whining?

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With guns.

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I want to open it and put my hand inside.


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Cirno wants to make it stop!


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Do it before it becomes too much for her and she tries to an hero.


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Chen is so tough!

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Why do boomers love EoSD so much?

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>that 30 year old boomer who listens to IOSYS


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Contrarianism; the thread



Who are you quoting?


Which you don't have to post in.


Quit trying to force the shit jewish boomer meme from reddit and cuckchan.



EoSD is shit you grandpa.


Boomer detected.

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Let's assume you actually end up randomly being teleported into Gensokyo. What do you actually do?

Even if you speak moonrunes, the centuries of isolation probably mean that the locals speak some very antiquated or otherwise hard to understand dialect of Japanese. The only inhabitants who may perhaps speak English are the Scarlet sisters or you'd need to have one of the Satoris read your mind.

And even then, you're pretty screwed as a normal human unless you directly end up in the human village. Toxic vapors, man-eating Youkai and god knows what going after you if you so much as set a foot out of it.

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>He doesn't know Bagger 288

This "contraption" was a top secret experimental weapons platform commissioned by the government of West Germany in the 1970s, when the growing instability of Communist East Germany led to worries that the Soviet Union might perform a military intervention to save its satellite state; drastically increasing its presence of arms near the inner German border and effectively producing a second Cuba crisis in the process.

Bagger 288 essentially was an heir to the much older "Schwerer Gustav" train artillery platform, wielding a super-heavy cannon capable of firing 800mm shells at any target inside the borders of East Germany or the bordering regions of other Warsaw Pact countries. However, the sights of the Bagger's main guns always were primed on Berlin, and more specifically, East Berlin - the administrative center and capital of East Germany. With the push of a single button, the West German military could not only cause a catastrophic loss of life on the other side of the wall, but also take out the core elements of their old enemy's strategic organization. That this likely would have resulted in severe collateral damage to West Berlin - still a part of West Germany - was an issue that only came to be discussed after the fall of the Iron Curtain, and the resulting scandal saw entire rows of high-ranking military and political personnel sacked.

Following the end of the Cold War, Bagger 288 was stripped of its primary and secondary armament and decommissioned. There were some brief plans to sell the platform to South Korea, where it would have served in a role eerily similar to its original one in West Germany, but the sheer size of the machine meant that transporting it would have cost more than the Koreans were willing to pay, and critics very vocally argued that the transfer would be seen as an act of aggression by China.

Bagger 288 is a bucket-wheel excavator used to strip mine coal fields. It used to be the largest land-based vehicle ever built before being surpassed by its sibling Bagger 293


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I'd try finding Hell so the oni there could rape or kill me. I'd be fine with either.



I could have sworn I have seen this post before, but searching it, I see no signs of copypasta. Oh well. Wonder how Krupp is doing today.



Ambitious, fairy. Here's hoping they rape you first


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>"an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect."

Did you miss my point ? The exaggeration is lacking. It's a compilation of bad fan-fics tropes that takes itself too seriously.

Walfas is just meh. Better than badly drawns doodles but it's still looks cheap.



I got your point, I'm just defining it for you.

I thought the ending with Reisen was funny. I like it when characters suffer so tremendously.


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Anyway anon, thank you very much for the discussion. I don't get that often.



Walfas are funny-looking, so they are ⑨/⑨.


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Ah, so others may have been calling him a "she" not just because of his persona, but also because he is likely a tranny... or at least tolerant towards them. Fuck, I wish I could interrogate him but making fake accounts on YouTube, which requires one to make a Google account as well, is extremely tedious. You have to give your phone number or refresh enough times and hope you don't have to do it.

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um ... LOL?


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And Ambidextrous still can't draw faces without making the girls look like they have the downs


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