/2hu/ - Touhou

>>24338

The joke's on you, poophead.

By the time you'll find a way to post on /2hu/ you've grown fond of her and her peaceful ways and wouldn't want to piss off others.

Well then I'd ask a few questions.

1. Does Alice know about this?

2. Is Alice ok with this?

3. Can I still go out with Alice in secret?

If the answer to these is "yes" then sure. If not then Reimu has to go elsewere. I'm not giving up my relationship with Alice.

>>24339

Anon, How I feel for her is irrelevant.

I will not be denied my nature so easily. I will make a grand shitpost several years in the making, just for the pleasure of doing so.

Pretend to be Remelia's BF I guess.

>Any year

>Liking monsters who eat humans

>>24349

Shit nigga, think of the kinky sex though.

Bitch can drain yo nuts and yo blood at the same time.

>>24344

edgy

>>24360

>If that is your agenda, then you shouldn't heil someone who is friends with youkai and couldn't care less about exterminating them or helping humanity

She keeps them in check, and wil fix any who step out of line.

>Humans are on the top though, why do you think the Youkai fled to Gensokyo in the first place?

Not when they are still being eaten. Gensokyo = Israel. They gather there, but continue to fuck up the rest of the world.

>No one cares, nor is it related to the matter at hand

It's related when it comes to human superiority over youkai who eat them. Until all human eating youkai are purged, humans should continue to kill them.

>>24361

>She keeps them in check, and wil fix any who step out of line.

Eating humans who wander inside Gensokyo or get lost is not out of the line for her.

Besides she doesn't actively keep anything in check

If you knew her character, you would knew that she only intervenes at the last minute, when it is a matter of 'becoming annoying to her'

>They gather there, but continue to fuck up the rest of the world.

Not really, besides Yukari gaping in some people occasionally, they have little influence over the outside world

Many who enter Gensokyo can't even leave anymore, so that really limits their activities

>It's related when it comes to human superiority over youkai who eat them.

Humans in Gensokyo are pathetic, they don't deserve to be called superior aside from a select few who are exceptions to the rule

Though it's not like humans in the outside world are any better

>Until all human eating youkai are purged, humans should continue to kill them.

Humans living inside Gensokyo have no reason to hunt Youkai as they are content and safe

Only those who wander in from outside are in any danger

>>24362

>Only those who wander in from outside

You mean the humans outside, who are abducted and eaten by the likes of the gap hag?

>>24360

>Humans are on the top though, why do you think the Youkai fled to Gensokyo in the first place?

>

That is very wrong, Byakuren,Miko and K>>24360

>If that is your agenda, then you shouldn't heil someone who is friends with youkai and couldn't care less about exterminating them or helping humanity

>

If you knew her character you wouldn't say some stupid shit like this.

She does her job, and she does care about humanity and all, even if you go by what Miko said she wants Gensokyo without violence, but that doesn't mean she won't fuck a youkai up if it gets out of hand or even if she felt like it.

>>24362

>When it is a matter of 'becoming annoying to her'

This is pretty wrong too, if it was true then

Jinyou guywould be alive.

>>24363

Any humans from the outside world are automatically non protected under the contents of the Vampire Contract

Whether we are talking about the ones abducted by Yukari

The ones who wander in naturally ( Get lost and shit)

Or the ones that purposely come to Gensokyo

All of them are unprotected and a ready target for Youkai

Gensokyo has no human immigration

>>24364

Byakuren, Miko and Kanako debated this shit already, Youkai are without a doubt at the top.

>>24366

Only in Gensokyo though

>>24367

That's not a matter of humans in the outside world being superior, it's a matter of them literally just not caring anymore.

>>24369

It is because humans collectively are superior to Youkai, it is the youkai that depend on humans to live after all, not humans. Humans can live without youkai, but youkai cannot live without humans. Therefore they generally cannot be superior to begin with.

Humans in the human village domesticated in the first place to avoid awakening their true potential.

It is also not a matter of not caring, they moved because they were facing goddamn extinction in the outside world after the humans collectively turned their backs on superstition and myth

>>24370

>>24370

>the humans collectively turned their backs on superstition and myth

That's what not caring means.

>>24371

Humans not caring = Death of the youkai/Extinction

>>24372

Not all Youkai, but I'm not about to sit here and argue that.

>>24373

So, your point?

A few dozen strong youkai like Yukari remain, while everyone else, the majority of the youkai dies

You need to understand the difference, between general statements and absolute ones.

Absolute statements is where a statement always applies no matter.

Like if I said humans are always stronger than youkai, no matter which youkai we are talking about

While general statements apply to the usual or the average case.

Humans are superior to youkai since the majority a.k.a. most of the youkai depend on humans to sustain their existence, although there are a few exceptions to the rule

>>24374

I said I wasn't about to discuss this, especially when Youkai is a blanket term, things such as Hobgoblins and Zashiki-warashi can easily exist in the outside world, same goes for fairies and phantoms.

To speak of majority you'd have to realize that there are almost endless amounts of Youkai with their own cases and weaknesses.

>>24377

When will Gensokyo see it's first electronics/computer/virus-related youkai? Aside from the mechanical spider of death.

>>24377

>I said I wasn't about to discuss this

Then don't reply

>Youkai is a blanket term

True, but we know what actual youkai are, beings that are created from human belief, fears and faith

It's just that dumb people living in Gensokyo just categorize everything as youkai

Faeries aren't youkai

And neither are phantoms

Gensokyo is ridiculous in the way that anything supernatural that goes in will automatically 'become' Youkai regardless of what it is

>>24378

The mechanical spider is just Curoisty.

And honestly, I don't know, but if one was to form it'd likely originate either in Rinnosuke's shop or the Kappa hideout

>>24379

>Then don't reply

Sure.

>>24370

>Lions depend on gazelle therefore gazelle are superior

Nice logic. Humans are weaklings that only survive because there is no reason for the Youkai to kill them.

>>24423

Not really same situation, as lions aren't dependent on a single source of food

If gazelles die out they can just feed on any other animal that has meat

They survive on meat but the things that can provide meat are numerous

The same isn't true for youkai as their only source of nourishment or fuel comes from humans. Therefore it is much more appropriate to compare a youkai to a parasite

As the average youkai in old times was nothing more than a plague and annoyance to humans, even though they would die out if humanity didn't exist, just like parasites would die when their host no longer lives.

>>24423

>>24426

Plus add in the fact that the lions won't disappear if the gazelle stops perceiving them as threat

Youkai are the single weakest living creatures in terms of stability due to their inherent nature as conceptual beings.

Only the strongest youkai are above the rule, and entire species can disappear if humans stop believing in them, just how Yamainu has went extinct outside of Gensokyo

Humans and other living creatures don't have such rudamentary weakness in their very making however this comes at their lack of supernatural abilities.

But then again what would you rather have? Supernatural powers, or survival and adaptability?

Even Byakuren has recognized and admitted how frail and weak creatures youkai are

>>24344

Don't hurt Marisa you faggot.

>>24338

Good guy.

>>24341

What a fucking queerlord.

>>24344

I've seen some pretty autistic shit today but this takes the cake.

>>24354

Dutiful man.

>>24439

Seeing that >>24344 put that [X] into his autistic speech it's most likely some secondary from /fringe/ and only comes here to the board to participate in that shit parade known as the dungeon crawler thread.

>>24344

I don't know what to say

>>24682

Or let her aids kill you.

>>24362

>Humans in Gensokyo are pathetic, they don't deserve to be called superior aside from a select few who are exceptions to the rule

>Though it's not like humans in the outside world are any better

it's confirmed canon that the average human in gensokyo is a little stronger than the average youkai

I can't even think of a least favorite.

>>31082

You'd prefer no Gensokyo then, anon?

>>24344

Go to sleep, Griffith.

>>24344

>that was me

Fuck

>>36786

>If the hole is not in the kitchen then I go to the stove open all the gas valves and light the thing as soon as it's full of gas. Alternatively I jump through the hole or out of the window to my immediate death.

Holy shit, fairy. It's only an offer; it's not like you're forced into it. You can just refuse her.