No.25880
I want to fuck this clown silly!
No.25883
Do you think she tastes funny?
No.25884
>>25882
Uh, I called dibs on her the moment ZUN finished her design. You get in line buddy.
No.25886
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Just head down to your local walmart, buy a US Flag, and cum on it. It'll be the same thing.
No.25888
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>>25886
According to Muslims you can summon Satan and bind it to your will by peeing on the Quran
I wonder what will cumming on the american flag do
No.25889
>>25888
Summons Hitler and binds him to your will, obviously.
No.25891
>>25889
What would one do with a Hitler?
No.25892
>>25891
Establish a new Reich I suppose.
No.25895
>>25891
Get rid of all the trash thats been piling up in Gensokyo.
No.25896
>>25880
her design reminds me of star butterfly, somehow
No.25921
>>25880
does anyone have a pic of here swaying her hips like during one of her spellcards?
No.25924
>>25921
This is as close as I've seen.
No.25926
Hands down the best girl of LoLK.
No.25928
>>25927
Living embodiment of the American Dream. That and she's a fairy.
No.25930
>>25927
She represents the greatest nation in the world.
No.25936
>>25928
>>25930
You both forget that she's Greek.
She's only pretending to be an American.
No.25941
>>25936
That's not how America works. Unless you're Indian, you had to have come from somewhere. She could be Greek-American for all you know.
No.25942
>>25927
the leggings and the way she moves her hips.
No.25945
>>25936
America's founding principles were heavily influenced by the ancient Greeks.
No.25946
>>25945
Are you saying that they were highly homosexual and wrote poems about each others abs?
No.25947
>>25946
There is literally nothing homo about either of those things.
No.25950
Clownpiece isn't really an American flag youkai or is related to it in any way.
She's just deliberately dressing up as the American flag to piss the lunarians off.
No.25954
>>25946
I kind of regret that the founding fathers aren't like that, actually.
No.25958
>>25950
>implying she didn't use the flag from the moon
>implying that doesn't make her neil armstrong's daughter and therefore 'murican
>implying this isn't why the lunarians are scared
Then where did she get that flag from?
No.25959
>>25958
Most people didn't believe the Moon landing ever happened, so the American flag showed up in Gensokyo. This is confirmed in the three fairies manga.
No.25966
>>25880
That idea seems a bit foolish.
No.25979
Official new meme 2hu confirmed. Forget your honkcats and awoodogs, this one's the real deal!
No.25981
>>25979
this is legit, it's happening
No.26027
>>25974
Holy shit, that was awesome! We need more of this, slapstick with Touhou, what a great idea.
No.26053
>>25880
Isn't she already silly though?
No.26188
Whenever life has you feeling down and torn, then should go, and watch clown porn!
No.26192
>>25883
Do cheeseburgers taste funny?
>>25888
Jesus appears and punches you in the nose.
>>25930
Damn straight brother.
>>25895
Shrine maidens are supposed to be, at least to a limited extent, pure and free of corruption. It's impossible for one of them to be jewish. Maybe she could have a paternal grandparent who's jewish, but that would be the extent of it.
No.26194
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>>25970
>>25974
Fucking love it.
No.26209
So have you fapped to her yet?
http://strawpoll.me/5215695
No.26219
>>26209
>Over 150 votes
Who? Where?!
No.26224
>>26209
Not yet. I need a sizeable amount of porn before I can really have a go at it. That and I've been working and haven't had the chance to yet.
No.26227
>>26219
Found the poll in halfchan /v/ thread where a massive autism fest about the game was underway, thread hit the bump limit unfortunately. Wouldn't normally go there but I was looking for more content of best newhu
No.26228
>>26224
>Quick check on pixiv
>Ninniku
LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE HAVING MY FUN SOON ENOUGH
No.26229
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>>26227
>can't sleep at night
>needs to stop existing
>needs to stop being liked
It's basically tumblr over there
No.26231
>>26227
>>26229
>This is the current state of the Touhou community I once tried to help
No.26233
>>26227
>>26229
>This is a person I share a fanbase with
No.26234
>>26229
>>26227
lol clownpiece is 2extreme4cuckchan
No.26235
GODDAMNIT.
I don't want to know what Lunatic Mode looks like.
No.26236
>>26230
>>26231
>>26233
>>26234
It's probably bait. maybe
Probably mad also since many anons are getting bullied by this fairy or can't make it to Hot Topic.
No.26237
>>26227
>makes me feel like crying
>deep painful feeling in my gut
what a fag
No.26238
>>26235
It's actually easier on Lunatic because the stars aren't random.
No.26239
>>26238
That's bullshit. I'm her second spellcard right now, which reminds me of Quickman's stage from MM2.
No.26240
Someone tell me what this fairy's saying.
No.26245
>>26227
>>26229
>getting this upset over a character
>her ability is to "drive someone to madness"
sounds like she's doing her job then.
No.26251
>>26240
"It's lunatic time! Welcome to the world of madness!"
Something like that.
No.26272
She runs on Hell, she runs on FREEDOM
Second great fairy war when?
No.26273
>>26245
If I lose my virginity to her, will I lose my sanity as well?
No.26275
>>26273
You'll cum so hard it'll drive you insane.
That's when she recruits you to be a Lampades, kidnapping you and subjecting you to an intense, mind-conditioning, feminizing, body-changing training regime that leaves you a lecherous lunatic fairy like her.
No.26277
>>26273
Why do want to be rational when you can just live in perpetual ecstasy?
No.26289
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>>26209
I fapped to her before any lewds existed.
No.26290
>>26289
This.
If you really love the cute American hu, you'd have dropped your pants and done the deed to ZUN's art by this point.
No.26297
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>>26277
>live in perpetual ecstasy
Like Fulgrim?
Oh, and nice dubs.
No.26298
>>26289
>staining something this pure and cute
No.26299
>>26298
Eiki, she's a Greek Nymph. She is far from pure as can be.
No.26302
I declare that her nickname shall be 'Murica
No.26303
No.26308
>>26299
>>26303
>tfw you will never be invited to the moon for Greek Hell Fairy sex outside the Lunar Capitol to piss off the moonies
No.26309
>>26308
Someone already created a 3d model of her?
No.26310
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>>26308
>mfw hell fairy has effectively turned the entire lunar capital into a cuck shed
No.26313
>>26312
I still cannot comprehend what the whole planetary object chain meant to represent or symbolize
No.26314
>>26313
Her ability is to be in three places at once, or to have 3 bodies or something like that.
She exists on earth, the spiritual/dream world, and on the moon.
The chain shows how the three are connected through her.
At least that's my best guess on the matter.
No.26316
>>26314
>>26313
Also, since she's the goddess of Hell or something, so having them all chained to her could be symbolic of how all three of those places are connected to Hell.
No.26317
>>26298
>Pure
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't she basically the head honch of impurities? Which is the very reason why lunarians hate her so much?
No.26323
>>26316
Old Hell > Hell anyday
No.26324
>>26317
Junko purified Clownpiece into a being of pure impurity. Her existence brings death to the deathless.
No.26327
No.26328
No.26332
>>26323
But Old Hell is run by a compulsive animal hoarder who will read your every thought without permission and judge you for it. Real Hell is run by a trendy party girl who clearly likes loud music, hard drugs, and would probably let you do anything to anyone as long as you show her a good time.
Old Hell fairies dress like zombies and are likely necrophiliacs and their boss is more interested in seeing what your bloated corpse looks like when it's burning than anything that allows you to remain alive. Real Hell fairies are festive and so hardcore they consider the desolate, life-ending wasteland of the moon to be a pleasant vacation spot, and their boss literally puts the "nymph" in "nymphomaniac".
No.26335
>>26332
Hell is called Hell for a reason. It's where the dead are punished for their sins by God for all eternally.
No.26337
>>26335
I for one welcome Junko into the hag alliance.
No.26339
Wait, none of this makes any sense
Aren't the Yama supposed to run hell?
Where did Clownpiece and Whats her name come from?
No.26340
>>26339
The Yama run the Ministry of Right and Wrong. They decide who goes to Heaven, or burns in Hell.
No.26343
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>>26340
Or who gets punted back into the cycle of reincarnation until they do good enough or fuck up bad enough to warrant going to one of those two instead.
No.26344
>>26340
>>26343
Don't forget the Netherworld.
Touhou has a lot of potential afterlife locations.
No.26351
>>26339
>>26340
Additionally, just because someone is a goddess of hell, it doesn't mean they're the goddess of hell.
Hecatia doesn't rule hell, is what I'm saying. Suwako is a goddess of the earth, but she doesn't rule the earth.
No.26361
>>26339
There could be more than one Hell. After all, Hecate could be helping Hades with the Greek Underworld, separate from Eiki's ministry and the Netherworld, just as Hecate does in the Greek Myths when she isn't running around on her nightly runs along roads and doing moon magic and necromancy
Clownpiece is a Greek Nymph, a cthoic (underground) spirit to be precise. While Hecate is a Titan (so major badass to end most badasses.)
If you ever played Dominion 4, it's shaping up to be like that. Different gods with the same responsibilities, so they just rule different locations that are similar to each other and do their jobs in different domains.
No.26370
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No.26371
>>25880
Took it right out of my mouth.
So, is there a new game coming out, then? Is it going to finally be in English?
No.26374
>>26371
You haven't played it yet? Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom is already out.
There's no english patch though. You'll probably have to wait a few months for that.
Download link is here
>>25758
No.26394
>>26313
Hecate is usually represented as a trinity of women, hence Hecatia's ability to have 3 bodies
No.26401
>>26335
Shinto has like 8 gorillion gods though.
Also how purified would your dick become if you stuck it in Junko?
No.26405
>>26401
Hmm, maybe we should ask her husband. What happened to him anyway? Same fate as her son?
No.26407
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>>26401
You would ejaculate endlessly until you die from the exhaustion.
>>26405
Presumably.
No.26412
I'm assuming fairies can be any height in 2hou?
No.26434
>>25979
>Not The Brown Pill
Oh boy.
No.26439
>>26412
>pic 1
Does SDM have tiny windows, or is that a FUCKING HUGE fairy?
It looks like it's the same size as sakuya
No.26490
>>26439
Faeries don't tend to be the same sizes
I don't think there is any height restriction on them.
She is a big fairy
No.26500
>>25928
Is she the strongest fairy?
She's a (fucking hard) stage 5 boss after all
No.26502
>>26500
Stages were never meant to be a demotion of strength or power
No.26508
>>26490
>She is a big fairy
FOR YOU
No.26510
>>26412
>>26439
Don't forget that Sakuya pulls some space-warping shenanigans to make the SDM much larger inside that it is outside, so it's possible that has some effect on the size of the fairies living within it to be larger than if they were still living out in nature.
Fairy size may also vary by region, and it's possible the larger fairy maids were from wherever the SDM originally was before moving to Gensokyo.
No.26512
>>26500
They aren't but a lot of the games certainly end up doing that for them.
>>26439
>>26490
>>26510
It also doesn't help that they seem to change their sizes between works.
The three fairies being the size of a football in on comic, but then Luna looks a few inches shorter then Yuyuko. If shit take on perspective is to be taken into account.
There never had been any exception to any of them being "adult size".
No.26514
>>26512
>this party is so boring
>I wish I was at home tending to my garden
>This wine tastes like crap
>Why aren't we fighting yet
>My feet hurt
No.26515
>>26512
That is one big Chen
No.26518
>>26514
Yuuka is generally unhappy unless she is inflicting pain. Physical or mental.
No.26522
>>26514
In her head Yuuka is saying to herself "pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy" over and over.
No.26624
>>26512
Now that I look at it more closely, Alice has the same doll as in PMiSS, which doesn't seem to be either a hourai doll or a shanghai doll.
Well it probably is shanghai, but the distinction always seemed retarded to me, they always look different.
No.26655
>>26649
I saw that last night, I'm waiting for an older looking model release.
No.26656
>>26655
Also I want a Doremy model so bad.
No.26657
No.26676
Looks like Clownpiece is easily the most popular of the new 2hus. I wonder if that means we'll see more of her?
I hope so.
No.26677
>>26676
I'd like to see her in one of the mangas or something, but I'm afraid that, like most of the other 2hus in this game, she resides somewhere that doesn't really lend itself to interacting with the rest of the cast. Short of a weird spin-off game, or the next main installment sending the heroines into Hell for some reason, we might not see our star-spangled clown loli in any meaningful way again.
No.26684
>>26677
Maybe another fairy war game, but she'd probably massacre all of them.
No.26705
No.26708
>>26684
I'd like a clownpiece RTS or something like that.
No.26712
>ZUN is nostalgic for America
No.26725
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I want the clown to cuck me.
No.26728
Best fairy enters Gensokyo. What's the first place to get converted to a McDonald's or Walmart?
No.26729
>>26728
Moriya shrine, it's already hit the bottom, a McDonald's would raise the income
No.26730
>>26676
>>26677
>>26684
if she does reappear, it might not be in her FREEDUMB dress, but something else that ticks the locals off.
No.26731
>>26730
Does Gensokyo know about Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
No.26732
>>26730
So she will cosplay as Sariel?
No.26735
>>26732
maybe she'll dress as mima :^)
No.26759
>>25959
that's because it didn't.
See Standley Kubrick
No.26760
>>26273
Americans are insane, so it doesn't work on them
No.26761
No.26762
>>26759
People like you are the reason Neil went to gensokyo.
No.26763
>>26761
>i will believe anything as long as it is contrarian and against 'the narrative'
/pol/ in a nutshell
No.26766
>>26763
Fairies can't melt steel beams.
No.26769
>>26766
>being this butthurt
Nice try FIDF
No.26906
posting gifs of best fairy
No.26910
>>26906
>>26907
But that's not Cirno
No.26918
No.26919
>>26910
Cirno doesn't have any sex appeal
No.26920
>>26919
She has sex appeal; she's just up against some tough competition.
No.26921
>>26919
Neither does any of the other fairies.
No.26922
>>26921
But that's wrong
>>26920
Adults aren't into children
No.26923
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>>26922
'You'' might not enjoy loli.
No.26924
>>26923
That is not loli anon
That is already Toddler category
No.26926
>>26924
Not really.
I could post something actually tagged as such for comparison, but I want to avoid causing drama.
No.26927
>>26926
I don't see how could you consider that to be anything other than a toddler
Every part of their body measures into that category
Also what drama? Lewds are allowed if spoiled
No.26928
>>26924
Don't worry anon, that anon is just twisted.
Proper cirno lewds are loli, toddler a shit
No.26929
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>>26927
Lewds are allowed, sure, but I'm just worried over how people will actually react.
No.26931
>>26929
Meh, unlike most of the site, I doubt we have redditors or normies here despite the board not being that great, it is one of our strong points
You might get a reaction from it on /v/ and similarly redditor infested boards
Also that's not a toddler, but closer to an infant category imo
No.26932
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>>26931
Maybe I'm just bad at judging body types.
No.26940
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Do you guys like ancient memes?
No.26942
>>26940
Is that even a meme anymore? I think it rote and became a corpse of a meme years ago. A meme is a meme till it is not a meme anymore - nothing is immortal. Such is the wisdom of the bodhisattva.
No.26949
>>26931
>forgetting about that time the yama got triggered by some faggot with shit taste posting lewd toddler cirno
I shall unearth it from the archives if you wish
No.26951
>>26949
The yama gets triggered by anything lewd.
No.26952
>>26951
They had a point this time though. Of course it was a filthy secondary also.
No.26953
>>26949
The Yama isn't even around anymore
No.26954
No.26959
>>26952
Looks like he's just regularly complaining about lewdposting and sexualizing the fairies to me; not so much about toddlers.
And it's not like lewds alone would prevent a good conversation.
No.26963
>>26959
In that instance it was simply bad taste to use that image as OP for a thread like that. Cirno is yesterday's goods anyhow.
No.26964
>>26963
>painted nails
>stretched texture on the feet
into the trash it goes
No.26965
>>26964
What's wrong with painted nails?
No.26968
>>26965
It's slutty, any kind of make up is haram
Natural is best
No.26970
>>26964
>stretchable fabric stretches
Who knew.
No.26984
Who is the artist for this image? I tried sankaku/dan/gelbooru/pixiv/iqdb/google but they turn up nothing.
No.27006
This clown is your friend she fights for your freedom.
No.27008
>>26684
I'd like a clownpiece RTS or something like that.
>>26984
I just tried sauceNAO , sorry i got nothing.
No.27882
So was Clownpiece unanimously voted best newhu?
No.27907
No.27908
No.27919
>>27882
I prefer Ringo, mostly because the concept of a character attaining super saiyan by binging on dango is so stupid it becomes amazing.
No.27921
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>>27882
Yes, but Hecatia deserves more love for sending the freedom fairy to culturally enrich the Lunarians to begin with.
No.28733
Do you guys have the edit of Ninniku's Clownpiece as shown in >>26228, where the japanese was replaced with something typically american and rude?
I need it for reasons.
No.28771
>>28733
>dicks
Not that sort of faggot. Bumping anyway because best fairy.
No.30176
>>26240
"Itsu (I don't know what this means), Lunatic time! Welcome to the world of madness"
No.30179
Oh now I get it. It says "It's Lunatic time" (In english)
No.35354
>>26227
>Hating Clownpiece.
It's like they hate America!
No.36592
I had the Donald Trump set and- I lost it.
No.36600
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No.36636
>>26278
this legit, ruined my night