/2hu/ - Touhou

Like dating a tryhard who's butthurt that she will never be as successful as her superior despite working twice as hard?

It would be like dating an inferior Kagerou

It would be like dating my dog

Wrong and furry

you'd smell like dog 24/7

>me having a gf

Feelsgoodman

>>30703

She would shit everywhere anon, give you every form of STD and then if you brake up with her she would gossip about you in the news.

>>30703

better than midget dog that OP posted

>>30705

MIDGET DOG

>>30703

She is the fastest in bed, set your dick on fire from the friction. Both of you get off like 3 times a second though so it's ok.

>>33262

>3dpd

Well there's your problem.

>>30665

Well let's see, her work would mean she has little time to shave, so I have to groom her, and it also means she always comes home sweaty as fuck.

Yeah, that shit's my fetish, so it would add to the utterly god tier pet play, the more animalistic and in heat and dog noises the better.

She'd be the sort of person you'd see on an average basis, so an active wife at best.

merry christmas momiji

>>33265

Dogs can only sweat from their tongue. She wouldn't be sweaty all over herself.

>>36372

She would probably drink a lot of water to cool herself off. Rather than being sweaty, she'd come home needing to pee really bad.

A Dirty unshaven sweaty musclegirl in primal beastial sex and ultimate petplay fetishes, the true life experince.

Then Incest down the line, because dog heritage.

>>36372

Doesn't mean it applies to a humanoid one, but in the off case, it would mean her mouth is rancid or at least an incredibly dirty thing or the like.

Or it means Ageahos constantly and that one manga with that weird girl and her saliva a lot.