Have I ever told you how I lost my virginity?
>Be me
>At a friend's house
>High on weed and drunk off my ass
>Friend decides it would be a good idea to play Touhou 14 on Lunatic
>Challengeaccepted.jpg
>1 minute in of failing so fucking badly, I get delusional
>Try so hard to dodge those fucking bullets
>Gets tired
>Blackout
>Suddenly wake up in a middle of fucking nowhere
>Buildings nearby look Japanese.
>Decides to ask around for help
>Am suddenly stopped by some bitch.
>Tells her to get the fuck out of my way
>She smashes me into the ground so fucking hard, it felt like I broke a bone
>Tells me that I'm her slave now
>She grabs my cock and flies away with me.
>Enters a mansion
>Cuffs me to the wall
>Purple haired 8/10 girl approaches me
>She starts jacking me off
>Fuckinglovingit.gif
>Begs her for more
>Cum all over her fucking face
>Fucks her pussy
>She came almost instantly and my face is covered in lovely female cum
>Close my eyes, thinking this is my new life now
>Opens eyes, camera are looking at me and some chick has my dick inside her vagina
And that is how I lost my virginity, and became a pornstar.