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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

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 No.31899

Have I ever told you how I lost my virginity?

>Be me

>At a friend's house

>High on weed and drunk off my ass

>Friend decides it would be a good idea to play Touhou 14 on Lunatic

>Challengeaccepted.jpg

>1 minute in of failing so fucking badly, I get delusional

>Try so hard to dodge those fucking bullets

>Gets tired

>Blackout

>Suddenly wake up in a middle of fucking nowhere

>Buildings nearby look Japanese.

>Decides to ask around for help

>Am suddenly stopped by some bitch.

>Tells her to get the fuck out of my way

>She smashes me into the ground so fucking hard, it felt like I broke a bone

>Tells me that I'm her slave now

>She grabs my cock and flies away with me.

>Enters a mansion

>Cuffs me to the wall

>Purple haired 8/10 girl approaches me

>She starts jacking me off

>Fuckinglovingit.gif

>Begs her for more

>Cum all over her fucking face

>Fucks her pussy

>She came almost instantly and my face is covered in lovely female cum

>Close my eyes, thinking this is my new life now

>Opens eyes, camera are looking at me and some chick has my dick inside her vagina

And that is how I lost my virginity, and became a pornstar.

 No.31900

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


 No.31907

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 No.31947

>>31899

Cool story bro.

where can I find your videos?


 No.31948

>>31899

WHO ARE YOU QUOTING????????


 No.31952

>>31948

Your mom.


 No.35671

I don't believe you


 No.36618

>>31899

Nice misuse of the quote system, faggot.


 No.36619

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>>36618

>>31948

Go back to /jp/

let me post Josh


 No.36620

>>36618

>>31948

This is the worst meme to ever grace the Internet. Naturally it comes from /jp/.


 No.36621

>>36619

What series are you spoiling? I don't get the spoilerific reference to said series that you included in your post.


 No.36629

>>36621

the episode of 8ch where infinity stops working and its replacement is badly damaged by a fire during installation, leaving users with limited ability to post




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