Is there a Touhou that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Satsuki Yumizuka? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about random generic schoolgirl Yumizuka Satsuki. I'm not talking about vampire Yumizuka Satsuki either. Hell, I'm not even talking about vampire Yumizuka Satsuki with her Reality Marble, Depletion Garden (which rapidly decreases the mana of the area where the Reality Marble is expanded. It is similar to Akiha Tohno's Plundering ability, but drains and dissipates the mana in the environment rather than absorbing the magical energy of a single target.), equipped with her great grappling abilities, magecraft, control of The Dead, with Tohno SHIKI's DNA implanted in her so she has demon abilities inherited from him and can perform high level magecraft while being an expert at murdering innocent civilians. I’m also not talking about Dead Apostle Ancestor Yumizuka Satsuki with the true Mystical Eyes of Death Perception as used by Ryougi Shiki (which is capable of destroying things on a conceptual level and warping the fabric of reality), her original and improved Reality Marble (which grant her not only the ability to take away mana from her surroundings but can use said mana to summon any servant she wishes from the Throne of Heroes and create clones of herself while also being able to use it to create a similar phenomena as TATARI) while possessing the soul and memories of Michael Roa Valdamjong, capable of using mystical Jewish Kabbalah magick and as such can manipulate and create electricity (and by extension energy in general) on an infinite scale (so powerful it can create new universes), deceive goyim and summon angels from higher dimensions, still using her great grappling abilities(capable of spamage in the fightan gaems) and true magic (1st, 4th and 5th), a route (which she obtained from an alternate universe where Nasu wasn't such a fucking hack), unlimited command seals which allow her to control of both Servants and just about anyone else, with Tohno SHIKI’s DNA that allows her to bleed on people, her four Gilgamesh Clones guarding her and nine Neco-Arcs floating behind her AFTER she absorbed all 666 beasts from Nrvnqsr Chaos, hijacked Berserker's God Hand, cast Unlimited Blade Works so she'll be able to swordspam everyone and used the 4th magic to summon an unlimited number of herself like Demonbane. I'm talking about Counter Force Dead Apostle Ancestor True Ancestor Type:Universe Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan 5 Elder God Voyager Witch of Miracles Lady Yumizuka Satsuki with the Eternal Mangekyou Mystical Eyes of Everything Perception (giving her full control of Akasha), a bag of doughnuts, Mystic Eyes of Faggotary Perception, the ability to control boundaries at will,reality warping Geass, equipped with BOTH Shining Trapezohedra while having Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann give her a back massage, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having a metaversal version of the Marble Phantasm, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing a specially made high school uniform made out of compressed universes, with Tohno SHIKI's DNA implanted in her so she has demon abilities inherited from him and can perform high level magecraft while being an expert at murdering innocent civilians and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered Hokuto Shinken.