>Ughh
I awoke with a splitting headache.
I felt like I didn't sleep at all.
I probably had a sleep paralysis again, but I don't remember what it was about. I usually forget about them when I wake up.
Realizing that further sleeping would be only more exhausting, I decide to get up.
>Huh?
But when I opened my eyes, an unfamiliar ceiling greeted me. I was not at home. But if that's so where was I?
I lifted my upper body and I immediately noticed a presence in the room, calmly sitting at a low table, drinking tea.
Red and White and a defining Miko Outfit.
No matter how I looked at her, she looked like Reimu Hakurei
But I couldn't suspend my disbelief. I sheepishly rubbed my eyes for a few seconds, thinking that I was perhaps still in a daze. But nope, she was still there and I was very much awake now.
>I see that you have awakened. Good
Said Reimu after she opened her eyes, finishing her tea.
>Ummmm.......Ah.......Can I have some questions?
I voiced myself, quite confused.
>Sure I guess, but make them short, I don't have much time.
Reimu said.
>1. Why am I here? 2. How did I get here? 3. Why are you in a hurry?
I spared useless questions like "is this real" and similar, for my senses already told me quite clearly that this was very much real.
>1. Work. 2. Yukari. 3. Vacation
......
Work Work Work
I ignored everything else and focused on the dreaded word
>Absolutely not! I refuse to do any work!
I instantly rejected
>Besides those answers are way too short! Why did Yukari bring me here? Why are you, you of all people, the Hakurei Miko going on a vacation!? What if there is an incident!?
I started to rage.
>Mah Mah, don't get so upset. Yukari brought you in because you have sufficient knowledge of Gensokyou and its residents, which makes you adequate enough to be my substitute.
Reimu replied, not even a hint of care in her voice.
>Substitute......There is NO WAY in hell I can do that! Knowledge is one thing......But without powers how am I supposed to solve incidents!? Wait....That's not even the issue here, I refuse to work for you, send me back you lazy woman! Besides you are the Hakurei Miko by blood! It is not a job that me or anyone else can take!
I continued my rant.
>Well you are the Miko now.
She said something strange, only now did it register that I felt kind of breezy.
I look down......and I realize, that I'm in a red and white Miko outfit.
>(SHOCK!)
I froze with the deepening realization....that she ......or someone else must have undressed me to get me into this thing........and must have seen encountered the beast that lurks below.
>I'll leave my gouhei and some ofuda here with you.
By the time my mind came back to reality, I noticed that Reimu was dressed differently and was preparing to leave.
>I TOLD YOU I WONT DO IT DAMMIT.
......
........
Reimu and I entered into a stare match, she broke it first.
>Tch how troublesome. Very well, I'll also leave my Ying Yang Orbs here
>I CANT USE THEM!
I immediately shouted back
>(How the hell can she be so irresponsible!? Grumble Grumble)
*Zip Zap
Suddenly a gap opens and Reimu moves to it.
>Well then, I'm leaving it in your care~
>Wait!
I made a futile cry, but Reimu went through the gap and it closed behind her.
Only then in hindsight did I make a strange discovery.
>Did that gap just lead to my room!?