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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

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 No.36925

/2hu/ halp

I have to go to work tomorrow. I'm so sad. I want to stay inside and be a neet and play Touhou all day.

 No.36926

>>36925

Do what I did and get a job working from home.


 No.36928

>>36925

You must endure it, anon. Be a man and face the obstacle presented before you.

Then you should slowly try and move towards an alternative like the one >>36926 mentioned.

Always remember this: Reality is made up from how we perceive it. Image what you could do if you just change the way you see things.

I believe in you, anon.


 No.36929

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>>36926

How do I do that? Do I just have to send a resume into the right place? Or is it better to freelance? My job is 100% computer so I think I could telecommute.

>>36928

I've already been working at this company for a while and that's why I want to go. At first it was exciting but now it's really boring. And I'm tried of being exhausted all the time.

>Always remember this: Reality is made up from how we perceive it. Image what you could do if you just change the way you see things.

That reminds me; I should watch some Bashar.


 No.36930

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>>36929

Just find an employer that's cool with it, or freelance.

Depending on what you do that may or may not be easy. It took me a couple months of searching, but mainly because I wanted more money in addition to being able to telecommute shitpost on /2hu/ all day.


 No.36931

>>36929

Learn to draw furry porn and live from furry money

Alternatively you can always start writing, but its less profitable


 No.36932

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>>36930

I've been trying to get into freelancing. I signed up for freelancer.com but I don't like how the site works. I like the idea but I don't see how I could support myself using it. Maybe there's a better one I haven't found yet. I'd have to do more research.

I'm bad at finding jobs. It took me ages to find the one I currently have. I don't even know how I would begin looking for another one, much less one that lets me telecommute. I feel like I'm trapped.

>>36931

I've noticed that furries tend to be rich. I'm not good at drawing but I love writing. I wouldn't mind doing it for commissions.


 No.36933

>>36931

>Learn to draw furry porn

I get what you are saying. The guy that wrote CoC (Fenoxo) and the "developers" for Breeding Season are getting a lot of money.


 No.36938

>>36925

you can shitpost from your phone on here if you want, that's what I do sometimes


 No.36940

>>36933

>Breeding Season

This made me giggle.

>>36938

I don't have a phone but I have plenty of time to post here from work. I spend my time pretending to be busy. I do almost nothing. I don't know why I haven't been layed off yet. I think it's because I'm cheap to have around.


 No.36955

>>36932

>I've noticed that furries tend to be rich

It's not that they're rich, it's just that they don't spend their money on anything else. I say "their money" but it's most likely from government handouts or from their parents who want to keep them out of the way


 No.36963

You should get a job that you enjoy, get the better payment option and work your ass off for a month out on the seas and you'll come home with more than enough dosh for 1,5 years of sleeping


 No.36965

>>36932

Most furries are fucked when retirement age comes along, but that goes for any fet hentai artist as well, it's a hobby you can make extra money on, not for making a living.

I do some commission work, but I've always treated it as just bonus money for a vacation or alcohol fund.

Telecommuting is nice too, but don't overdo it. It can easily stifle opportunities at raises and promotions.


 No.36967

Cripple yourself and then apply for welfare under "disability".


 No.36972

>>36955

So they're just irresponsible spenders?

>>36963

I actually do enjoy it. I do programming. My job is the same as my hobby. I do programming at work, then go home and do some more. What I don't like is dealing with awful codebases and managers forcing projects into crude and incomplete designs. I enjoy it when its fun but I've also been known to burst into tears over reading Indian code. I originally wrote a big passage about how much I dislike Indian code but I decided to delete it since doing it justice would take far too long. I could write a tome about how awful their code is.

>>36965

I'm trying to live minimally and invest all of what I save so that I can eventually live off passive income. It will take me a while to get to that point however. Living like this will make retiring very easy, but I don't think I would even want to live long enough to see that. I think opening the portal to Gensokyo would be more interesting.

>>36967

Does crippling autism count?


 No.37030

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>>36932

>I'm not good at drawing but I love writing

Can I hire you for free on writing 2hu stuff?


 No.37064

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>>37030

What do you want me to write about?


 No.37103

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>>37030

>>37064

Wait, there are fags here who would pay for write shit?

Sign me up, I can write anything, from large length novels to erotic fanfiction


 No.37140

>>37064

>>37103

Write a story about a NEET who is afraid to work, and somehow gets into Gensokyo instead. But when they get there Reimu forces them to get a job or something.


 No.37149

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>>37140

>Mogu Mogu, I can't believe that Nyaa is down again.....How annoying

I grumbled as I stuffed my face with Doritos while I was already entering another url with my free hand.

*Click Click

>Ahh......There is nothing but moeshit anime again, I want Jojo to come out already.....

*Mogu Mogu

>I'll guess I'll just shitpost on /2hu/

I moved to a tab that was already open, I went into my lewd2hu folder and picked a random one to upload

I wrote the words 'W-Wat do?'

*Click

And the thread was made.

....

......

.........

I stared at the picture of Alice in crotchless panties for an awkward 5 minutes.

I feel the tension in my lower areas rising.

*Sigh

>There must be more to life.

After a few hours worth of fapping to Alice pornography, I noticed that the Sun already started to rise over the horizon through the cracks of my shutters.

>I guess I should go to sleep.

I stood up from my chair and threw myself onto the bed, not even bothering to take off my clothes.

I would wake up late in the afternoon and another day would begin........

*Thump Thump (Heartbeat sounds)

I woke up to an immense feeling of terror and impeding doom...... I couldn't move, I felt as if my body was pinned down by a heavy weight, my chest felt tight and I was having trouble breathing.

>(Another sleep paralysis, I have been having it more frequently these days, I wonder why.)

Due to the fact that this was a semi-regular occurrence to me, I remained calm and did the usual.

I started to control my breathing methodically, that was my method of waking up from this shitty condition.

>(Huh?)

....But this time it didn't work, no matter how much time it passed, I couldn't move.

*Thump

The feeling of terror intensified and I finally opened my eyes.....To find a figure staring at me....the wall behind the figure was gone, it was now a gap full of horrors.

>(Yukari? I didn't think that I would ever see you in one of my hallucinations.)

I would have said if I had been able to speak.

*Thump

Upon noticing my open eyes, Yukari advanced on me.

>(No!!! Don't touch me with your semen gloves Yukari!!!!)

She didn't care for my inner turmoil, I was unable to do anything as the her delicate hand violated me.

It touched me, and I fell back asleep~


 No.37150

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>Ughh

I awoke with a splitting headache.

I felt like I didn't sleep at all.

I probably had a sleep paralysis again, but I don't remember what it was about. I usually forget about them when I wake up.

Realizing that further sleeping would be only more exhausting, I decide to get up.

>Huh?

But when I opened my eyes, an unfamiliar ceiling greeted me. I was not at home. But if that's so where was I?

I lifted my upper body and I immediately noticed a presence in the room, calmly sitting at a low table, drinking tea.

Red and White and a defining Miko Outfit.

No matter how I looked at her, she looked like Reimu Hakurei

But I couldn't suspend my disbelief. I sheepishly rubbed my eyes for a few seconds, thinking that I was perhaps still in a daze. But nope, she was still there and I was very much awake now.

>I see that you have awakened. Good

Said Reimu after she opened her eyes, finishing her tea.

>Ummmm.......Ah.......Can I have some questions?

I voiced myself, quite confused.

>Sure I guess, but make them short, I don't have much time.

Reimu said.

>1. Why am I here? 2. How did I get here? 3. Why are you in a hurry?

I spared useless questions like "is this real" and similar, for my senses already told me quite clearly that this was very much real.

>1. Work. 2. Yukari. 3. Vacation

......

Work Work Work

I ignored everything else and focused on the dreaded word

>Absolutely not! I refuse to do any work!

I instantly rejected

>Besides those answers are way too short! Why did Yukari bring me here? Why are you, you of all people, the Hakurei Miko going on a vacation!? What if there is an incident!?

I started to rage.

>Mah Mah, don't get so upset. Yukari brought you in because you have sufficient knowledge of Gensokyou and its residents, which makes you adequate enough to be my substitute.

Reimu replied, not even a hint of care in her voice.

>Substitute......There is NO WAY in hell I can do that! Knowledge is one thing......But without powers how am I supposed to solve incidents!? Wait....That's not even the issue here, I refuse to work for you, send me back you lazy woman! Besides you are the Hakurei Miko by blood! It is not a job that me or anyone else can take!

I continued my rant.

>Well you are the Miko now.

She said something strange, only now did it register that I felt kind of breezy.

I look down......and I realize, that I'm in a red and white Miko outfit.

>(SHOCK!)

I froze with the deepening realization....that she ......or someone else must have undressed me to get me into this thing........and must have seen encountered the beast that lurks below.

>I'll leave my gouhei and some ofuda here with you.

By the time my mind came back to reality, I noticed that Reimu was dressed differently and was preparing to leave.

>I TOLD YOU I WONT DO IT DAMMIT.

......

........

Reimu and I entered into a stare match, she broke it first.

>Tch how troublesome. Very well, I'll also leave my Ying Yang Orbs here

>I CANT USE THEM!

I immediately shouted back

>(How the hell can she be so irresponsible!? Grumble Grumble)

*Zip Zap

Suddenly a gap opens and Reimu moves to it.

>Well then, I'm leaving it in your care~

>Wait!

I made a futile cry, but Reimu went through the gap and it closed behind her.

Only then in hindsight did I make a strange discovery.

>Did that gap just lead to my room!?


 No.37151

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A few hours later I hear a voice calling from outside.

>Oyyy, Reimu are you here? I came to play ze~★

......

Silence, Marisa didn't get her answer.

>Hmm, I wonder if she is still sleeping.

>I'm coming in~

I hear her footsteps coming into the room I was occupying, looks like my tactic of silence didn't work

>(Don't just come into people's homes when they are not here!)

*Slide

The door was pushed to the side and Marisa froze when she noticed me.

>Ah!? Reimu did you turn into an old man!?

Marisa voiced surprised while excitedly pointing at me

>Don't call me old! (I'm only 33)

>I am so going to kill Yukari grumble grumble.....

First incident. I was flying on the old turtle, Genji that I dug out from the lake along with Marisa.

>It's only the evening of the first day...... and someone is already out there causing trouble!

>I can't believe it! How the fuck is my luck, this bad!?

>Was I cursed by Tewi for never posting in her threads?

>Oh lord in heavens, please answer me!

I continued my endless grumblings

>I told you can stay home Reimu, I will take care of it and take all the treasures ze~★

Marisa responded to my grumbling

>I TOLD YOU I'M NOT REIMU! JESUS CHRIST. FUCK. DAMN.

>So the culprit is you......

I said after arriving at the burning and ruined Myouren temple

Kasen Ibaraki was motionless, likely for the same reason as Marisa was previously.

>.....R-Reimu? .....What.....What happened to you? And no I'm not the culprit!......it was this evil ghost, that I successfully chased away the one who burned down the Temple and beat the Buddhists.

Kasen uselessly tried to deflect the blame from herself

>Words are useless, everyone knows Mima isn't coming back!

>Take this Bean Sign - [Soy Beans]

I immediately started to throw beans at Kasen.

>Nooo! Not the beans! Anything but the Beans!

Kasen cried

>Evil Spirits begone!

I whopped her head with my Gouhei.

Kasen was buried......I mean sealed by a heap of beans

>Oy oy Reimu, that wasn't even a spellcard

>I don't care lets go home.

And that's how my first day ended in Gensokyou


 No.37152

>>37151

>mfw there are two /2hu/ posters in gensokyo at once

NEET confrontation when?


 No.37155

>>37152

Never


 No.37189

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>>37064

>>37103

Do you guys hangout in irc or some sort of chat room?, we could meet up online and perhaps do some 2hu OC stuff together.


 No.37194

>>37189

IRC is a bad place. Let's keep it on the board.


 No.37224

>>37189

>IRC

Come on, it's 2016.


 No.37235

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>>37224

>Not using irc while its still being used by most nerds.

>Being this much of a current year.

faggot detected.


 No.37239

>>37235

Most IRC channels are a circlejerk. It's a toxic place unless you get a strictly invite-only channel.


 No.37282

>>37239

>implying there aren't many circlejerks boards

At least I could know a person and share OC at lower latency rather than being a tripfag.

>unless you get a strictly invite-only channel.

Well that's what moderator is for?




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