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No.37230
Tell me your deep, dark 2hu desires. Fairy
No.37231
I want to get my next 1cc. It's very hard.
No.37270
I want to fuck you so hard people would never think about sex fantasies again out of sympathy for you and your ravaged pussy
No.37341
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I want to make a bunch of blonde dhampir babies with Flan
No.37352
I want to tie up Aya nice and tight and gently stroke her silky white skin while she cries and softly begs me to stop~
No.37354
I still can't get past Okuu on normal.
No.37356
>>37354
I can't get past the prismriver sisters on normal either, am i just bad at vidyagames?
No.37372
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I would love to lick a 2hu feet so fucking hard that the saliva of their cute toes would take years in disappear.
No.37374
I want to be tied up by Aya nice and tight and she stomps on my cock while I cry and beg her to stop.
No.37375
>>37374
>>37374
back to 4chan >>>/pol/ with you. I remember that one thread that you derailed with that very doujin.
I was the Jew who began the whole 2hu derailment but since you're a goy you deserve to be blamed.
btw, that's a shit fetish you got there
No.37376
I'm going to Manhandle the Flandel!
I'm going to fondle the flanders!
I'm going to show her how to really use her four of a kind!
I'm going to to be her unbeakable toy!
I'm going to stain her bed Scarlet!
I'm going to Knock on her Flandoor!
No.37377
>>37375
I have no idea what you're talking about fam.
No.37379
I want to hug Satori.
Then, I want to hold her hand and ask her out on a date.
I will keep calling her cute until she blushes.
Eventually i'll marry" her and then I will do something truly shocking to her. Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.**
No.37382
>>37376
Flandle can handle only one mandle, and it shall be me!
>>37379
>St. Augustine
He really is a parody of himself
No.37595
I want to tie down Satori and think lewd thoughts at her!
No.37598
I want to be the only man in gensokyo.
I'm up to the task of making sure the next generation is born.
No.37610
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>>37598
ESPECIALLY this one
No.37611
>>37610
You sure you could survive the 1000 round mating process? Because her concern is completing the process, not so much seeing that you live to see the end of it.
No.37612
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I want /2hu/ to be happy.
I want us to live in our own comfy little village in Gensokyo without fear of being eaten.
I want our days to be full of excitement and wonder.
I want to make friends with the local populous.
I want to make my waifu the happiest girl in the world!
No.37614
>>37612
>/2hu/ village in Gensokyo
Wouldn't that be something?
>a mere 50 inhabitants, give or take, all male
>a bunch of these guys dress in frilly girl's clothes for some inexplicable reason
>no one wants to work
>half of the inhabitants actively trying to become youkai
>people getting in literal fistfights over waifus
>anons meeting said waifus and realizing that they're not loved back
No.37615
>>37611
ez
>>37612
b-but what if two people have the same waifu?
thank god I like komachi
No.37616
>>37614
Give me a guitar and immortality. I'll be fine.
No.37617
>>37614
Sounds like neet paradise.
>>37616
But you'd need to kill a 2hu and eat her guts for that! I don't think Eirin would give you the elixir that easily and it's more a curse than a blessing. Unless you mean becoming a vampire, in which case good luck, both scarlets would rather obliterate someone than convert them.
No.37618
>>37617
I'd take my chances. Can't leave Gensokyo anyway, no?
No.37619
>>37618
You can probably ask the miko of red to "spirit" you away if you want. Good luck getting back in though.
No.37620
>>37619
That was more of a rhetorical question than anything. Would still likely risk it after getting used to the area.
No.37625
>>37612
I... I wasn't quite ready to read that.
No.37626
>>37612
It's too bad that'll never happen.
You will never be truly happy.
You will never see Gensokyo, even if you an hero.
You'll never meet your waifu and even if you did, do you really believe she'll even give a shit about you?
Life is about sitting around and rotting away while hoping for something better that'll never come. Being happy is a fucking joke. You will eventually either kill yourself in depression or snap and do something wild and die from a bad decision.
In short, your dream is shit. Pointless. Fucking. Shit. Fuck you for trying to make us feel otherwise.
No.37627
>>37626
Cheer up, fairy. Depressing, nihilistic views do no one good.
No.37628
>>37627
Fuck you for trying to be nice. Things are supposed to suck. We're all supposed to be cynical spiteful assholes. That"/s how things work, that"s how they always worked. We dont, desrbe anything nice.
No.37630
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>>37628
No matter what, you will always be someone I care about dearly. I love you little fairy, and I hope things go well for you.
No.37631
>>37630
Fuck you man, I didn't ask for this. I don't deserve any kindness. Just call me a faggot or something. Throw some insults around.
No.37632
>>37630
>tfw I'm imagining my 2hu saying this
Fairy, please don't.
No.37633
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>>37631
Sorry, I don't like to hurt others. Especially those I love.
You don't have to ask, nor do you need to deserve anything. My love was freely given to you, and though I ask for nothing in return, I do wish to see it bring a smile to your face.
I may not be eloquent or verbose, but I hope my words and wishes bring you some joy and comfort.
>>37632
I'm sure it would sound a lot nicer coming from her.
No.37634
>>37630
Why would you care about someone you don't even know?
Why would you love someone whose face you haven't even seen?
Why would you care about any random anon?
Especially about some emo faggot like him >>37631
Are you some kind of altruistic retard?
No.37637
>>37610
>>37611
I would want to make sure she's full after every year's mating season
No.37640
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>>37634
I don't have a reason for it. I just do.
Does it really matter what kind of person they are? I care about everyone on /2hu/ regardless.
No.37641
>>37640
what are you some sort of faggot or something?
No.37650
>>37640
Why? Why bother giving a shit about other people, especially on an anonymous imageboards?
No.37651
>>37648
>>37650
It's good being nice to people from time to time. You can hate things all the time, but having negative thoughts only leads to negative actions and repercussions.
>>37640
Don't worry anon, i care about you too, never give up!
No.37652
>>37651
I'm not negative, I am apathetic/indifferent.
But I can see some logic in being negative, while I see absolutely 0 in being an altruist nice guy.
No.37655
Being nice and kind would mean getting treated like a fucking doormat.
The only way to get ahead in life is to be a sociopath. People are just biological machines. Tools to use, then discard. Being nice to people is a waste of time.
No.37656
>>37655
I agree with that sentiment
But its useless on anonymous image board
You have nowhere to get ahead here, no goals or anything like that.
There is nothing to compete about either.
No.37658
>>37656
There's always treating people like shit just because.
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>>37658
>>37652
>>37631
>>37628
Watch out for those edges fairy!