Curse of the Tewi

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Curse of the Tewi Nameless Fairy 02/19/16 (Fri) 10:19:30 No.37635

Some Chinese merchant sold you a framed picture of a bamboo forest.

You didn't really want to buy it, but since the merchant was pushy and annoying you decided to take it anyway.

The picture was hung up in your bathroom, then one day you come too see that the picture now suddenly included a rabbit girl.

As you are staring at her in confusion, she suddenly looks back at you.

Is the only proper answer in such a situation is to burn the picture?

Nameless Fairy 02/19/16 (Fri) 11:20:26 No.37636

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Kiss it. You have to. Captcha showed the way.

Nameless Fairy 02/19/16 (Fri) 14:26:20 No.37638

>Curse

Nope, not seeing it.

Nameless Fairy 02/19/16 (Fri) 14:42:55 No.37639

Well the obvious answer is talk to the picture.

Nameless Fairy 02/19/16 (Fri) 16:34:26 No.37645

Aren't rabbits an omen of good luck? I'd move the painting to my main room then.

Nameless Fairy 02/19/16 (Fri) 16:36:43 No.37647

>>37645

I'd rather move something into the painting, if you catch my drift.

Nameless Fairy 02/19/16 (Fri) 16:38:57 No.37649

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>>37645

>>37638

Tewi is worse than Hina Kagiyama and Suwako combined.

If you don't post in her threads she curses you with bad luck, which may even cause your deaths

Nameless Fairy 02/19/16 (Fri) 16:44:47 No.37653

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>>37649

There's no proof Tewi's threads kill people, she has been seen trying to help people who are on the verge of brb gensokyo, not the other way around!

>>37647

L-Lewd!

Nameless Fairy 02/19/16 (Fri) 17:09:32 No.37660

>>37649

My threads do not curse people nor do they cause death.

Nameless Fairy 02/19/16 (Fri) 17:13:46 No.37663

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>>37660

I want to pound you like you pound mochi.

Nameless Fairy 02/19/16 (Fri) 17:19:05 No.37666

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>>37660

TIDF please

Nameless Fairy 02/19/16 (Fri) 17:26:36 No.37667

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>>37663

Lewd.

Nameless Fairy 02/19/16 (Fri) 17:29:40 No.37668

>>37667

I don't think you're supposed to put your dick in mochi

Nameless Fairy 02/20/16 (Sat) 16:59:06 No.37705

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>>37653

>Friday

>teeth fell of

>go to dentist

>put teeth back

>Saturday morning

>I sneeze

>teeth falls off again

TEWIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nameless Fairy 02/20/16 (Sat) 17:10:28 No.37707

>>37705

That sounds terrible and I'm sorry to hear that, but how do your teeth just fall out? Are you living in a dream?

Nameless Fairy 02/20/16 (Sat) 17:17:55 No.37708

>>37707

Don't feign ignorance, Tewi.

You already took 6 of my upper front teeth back in November.

What falls out is but the mere prosthesis that can't even properly serve its purpose.

Your curse is only intensifying, not something new.

Nameless Fairy 02/20/16 (Sat) 17:29:19 No.37709

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>>37708

Ah, you're that guy!

I'm sorry about your situation. I hope you haven't been having trouble with fainting still.

Soto 02/20/16 (Sat) 19:53:38 No.37710

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I'm here for the shitposting

Nameless Fairy 02/21/16 (Sun) 11:44:20 No.37711

>>37708

Damn man in all seriousness sorry to hear about your teeth.