/2hu/ - Touhou

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>38019

>"You're right."

The dice is for how many posts you will last.

You must post this many updates to your own story or the yama will rip your fingernails with her teeth.

>>38019

>Put your hands in your pockets, close your eyes and grin like you're some kind of cool dude.

This first

>"No, it isn't."

Combined with this

>Punch her

And lastly this one

Do it faggot.

>Put your hands in your pockets, close your eyes and grin like you're some kind of cool dude.+"No, it isn't."+Punch her

Your hands are in your pockets, your eyes are closed in a way that makes it seem like you can still see and grin with utmost confidence, emulating what your mind perceives as cool. After a second of doing so you reopen your eyes and face her. "Nah, this place isn't nice." you say with your slick voice, then you take your left hand out of it's pocket and land a harsh blow on that woman's face.

Blood flies and the lady in the dress has been thrown back in such a way that she falls to the ground. She gets up in a strange fashion and stares at you with a face that looks like it just aged 20 years. She forces a smile, opens her arms and says "What's wro..."

As she starts talking you know that she's wide open for an attack so you throw a precise kick straight to her stomach. She falls over, coughs up more blood but then immediately gets back up like a puppet with its strings pulling it up. Her eyes are empty and she starts speaking with a voice that sounds like it could raise the dead as undead "I felt a disturbance in the barrier so I knew that a human from the outside world must have gotten in. I... I just wanted to give you a warm welcome into this magical realm..."

Then something unusual happens, the injuries you gave her simply disappear and even the mark left on her dress by your shoe undoes itself. She turns herself away from you and vanishes to nothingness instantly, returning the present reality to it's previous state of you being all alone.

"Who was that?" you think to yourself, as if trying to remember if you met her before.

With a more focused second view of your surroundings you can see the following: A village, a lone house close to the village, the shrine you saw earlier and lush forest trees on either side of you.

>Go somewhere (choose destination)

>Stick around here

>Other

>Go to the shrine

You reach the shrine after a somewhat long walk and see that there's someone standing there out in the open in a way the makes it look like she's waiting for someone's arrival. She notices you and says something in Japanese.

"Japanese..." you think to yourself "...hang on a second, I know Japanese!" but before you have enough time to interpret what she told you you see that she disappeared from the spot where she stood. "Yukari told me that there was some kind of weird human from the outside world that made his way into Gensokyo and is now 'threatening the balance' for some reason by being here." says the shrine maiden who is now behind you "I'm not the type to argue with Yukari since she knows much more about the boundary than I do so I'll just have to ask you to leave."

You turn around but aren't fast enough, a huge flash of light shines from the ground and now the ground is covered with huge glowing square-shaped amulets. "If you step on any of these you'll get fried." the shrine maiden says "Sure, you wont die but you'll be out of action long enough for me to throw you back to the other side of the border. So we can do this the hard way that I just explained or the easy way, which involves you cooperating with me as I slowly escort you to the other side of the border."

>Go the easy way

>Pretend to want to go the easy way while scheming to escape

>Attempt to fly(?)

>Jump over the amulets with your fist ready to hit her

>Try to reason with her

>Step on the amulets to see if they're legit

>"I'm not the guy Yukari told you about."

>Other

I knew it! I fucking knew it!

You people hate me after all. I thought I could make a cool quest but you aren't willing to accept my edge.