No.38262
Let's play a game /2hu/
Guess both my favourite 2hu game and favourite 2hu character.
And if you manage to successfully do so, I will give you a nice reward.
No.38263
Is this a trick question and you haven't actually played the games?
No.38264
>>38263
No, I played most 2hu games
No.38266
No.38268
No.38269
There's about 189 entries on this page, including a bunch of unnamed characters (though I know it's missing the wish-granting fairy and the spherical creature, so it's not quite everyone).
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Characters#Touhou_Project
There are 24 official games at this point (excluding Gold Rush).
Simple multiplication would suggest there's 4584 possible combinations of games and characters ((189+2)*24).
I'm too lazy to go through every combination, so I'm gonna guess Kaguya and IN.
No.38272
No.38276
>>38269
There are many possibilities but both games and characters vary in probability. A true answer may not be that unlikely.
OP, can you give us a hint?
No.38281
>>38276
>Simple multiplication would suggest there's 4584 possible combinations of games and characters ((189+2)*24).
Wouldn't normally one exclude the choices that are less likely?
Like it would be quite unusual for someone to have Goliath Doll, Kikuri, Fortune Teller etc as a favourite.
It is also equally unlikely for someone to have the old 2hu games as favourites due to them not aging that well.
But here is a far bigger hint to keep you in the mood for guessing.
My favourite 2hu is not a stage 1-4 boss.
No.38282
No.38283
No.38288
>>38281
Mima and Mystic Square
No.38289
>>38282
>>38283
>>38288
Mima was the closest one so far, but still no.
No.38290
No.38293
No.38315
>>38293
>>38290
No, and EoSD was mentioned already.
You can count out anything that was previously mentioned and I didn't answer it with a yes.
No.38332
>>38315
Soga no Tojiko and Ten Desire or Hopeless Masquerade.
No.38333
>>38332
>Hopeless Masquerade.
Literally no person exists who liked that game
No.38392
Okay I get it, it is still too hard.
I shall ease up and give more hints.
My favourite 2hu is not a stage 1-6 boss.
My favourite 2hu game is not a regular 2hu game.
This should make it easier
No.38393
>>38392
Gengetsu and Lotus Land Story (PC-98 games count as 'irregular' right?)
No.38394
>>38393
I thought that they only counted as retro rather than irregular
No.38395
>>38392
>My favourite 2hu game is not a regular 2hu game.
It's a spin-off or a fan game ?
No.38396
No.38397
No.38398
>>38397
Yup its Soku.
But not Tenshi.
No.38399
>>38398
Giant Catfish ?
Yukari ?
Fortune Teller ?
No.38400
>>38399
>Yukari ?
And we have a winner!
Please await warmly for 2 hours as I'm uploading your reward.
No.38401
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No.38402
>>38400
That's a very cute Caster/EXTRA gif. It's the true reward in my eyes.
No.38404
>>38403
>waggy
Fuck no. The Caster gif is infinitely better.
No.38405
>>38404
The title is only a joke though
I was trying to reference Dolphin Porn....
No.38406
I'm too scared to see what it is. Can someone post screencaps?
No.38407
>>38403
>1hr 30min remaining for a 1gb file
Damn it, vola.
No.38408
>>38406
Why don't you trust me, fairy?
No.38410
>>38408
I don't want to risk having porn of waggyfaggy's waifu on my computer. I have serious trust issues anyways so nothin personnel kid...
No.38411
>>38410
>>38407
Fine Fine. Thou leave me no choice, I shall post a single screenshot.
No.38412
>>38411
Is that South Park?
No.38413
>>38412
It's Wakasagihime Fishtail Triple HHH Adventure.rar
That's all I will say
No.38414
>>38411
Not taking it, sunny boy. I'm too busy reading Kagetsu Tohya to bother with something like that.
No.38415
>>38413
Did you make it? I'll only read it if so.
No.38416
Well, I guess this is happening.
No.38417
The Young Mistress looks a bit imposing tonight.
No.38422
Sakuya is out of character and clothing.
No.38423
The first two instalments apparently established MC as a punching bag.
No.38424
Remi tried to kill MC via furniture to the face, but Reimu deflected it by the use of her body.
No.38427
Crow Tengu to the rescue!
No.38428
Out of the frying pan, and into the fire.
No.38430
So, apparently the SDM, MC, Aya and Reimu are having curry rice now.
No.38431
>>38427
Who's the Boy Next Door?
No.38432
Patchouli always struck me as the kind of person I'd like to just hang out with.
I like how this notion persists consistently through most doujinshi.
No.38433
No.38434
>>38431
The MC. I don't like him; he's kind of a brute.
No.38435
ABORT MISSION RIGHT NOW
EMERGENCY EJECT
No.38436
Belligerent Koakuma is kind of a rarity, isn't it?
No.38438
Seems like Golden Boy doesn't into numbers. Or logic. Or thinking in general.
No.38439
Now he's getting quizzed at the dinner party.
No.38440
He has a point.
Moving to Gensoukyou and being surrounded by apparently young women who are so much more capable than yourself must be very disheartening, notwithstanding the fact that most of them are several times your age.
No.38441
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>>38439
Meiling is the culprit!
No.38442
>>38441
She does act highly suspicious.
Though maybe she just sensed a kindred spirit inside the crestfallen, useless man attending dinner tonight.
No.38443
This is clearly not what's happening.
No.38444
I wonder if the topic of their bosoms ever comes up between the girls. There wouldn't really be anything to talk about, would there.
I remember Kosuzu admiring !Mamizou's body in FS, but that's more of a very general reverence.
No.38445
>>38444
But Mamizou is flat as a pancake....
No.38446
It just works.
>>38445
Yeah, I meant by that that it's the only occurrence that springs to mind in which a girl admires another girl's looks.
No.38448
A sudden encounter with a mysterious item!
No.38449
Proving again to be the second fastest in Gensoukyou, Aya promptly used the vibrator on her shoulder, of all things.
No.38450
I don't understand, are those two an item?
No.38451
I'll hold onto it for now. It might prove to be a useful distraction, should MC again be pursued by a member of the Godairo.
No.38452
>>38451
Why is your text so weird?
No.38454
>>38451
[X] I'll look for it's owner and return it.
No.38455
>>38452
I haven't told Wine to use a specific font. I guess it's less of a font-specific and more of an encoding problem, though.
>>38454
Sorry, too late. No time for dilly-dallying, Reimu expects her food.
No.38456
Some plot trivialities and one helping of cold curry rice later, Reimu boasts about her gambling addiction.
No.38457
I've noticed just now, but Reimu doesn't seem to wear a sarashi in this game.
No.38458
This VN is really arbitrary.
No.38459
>>38458
How is it arbitrary?
No.38460
>>38459
I don't see a point, but then again that's what you get with common sense beyond the barrier.
No.38461
>>38460
Well yeah, its randomness is the charm though.
Chapter 2 had Initial D Drifting a la Gensokyo while you were chased by Yuuka
That was kinda epic, prolly the best scene in the entire thing.
No.38462
I'm not sure whether I want this.
No.38464
Oho, MC is ripped after all.
No.38465
What kind of joke is that even.
No.38466
No.38467
>>38465
Aya's legs look really soft in that picture
No.38468
1. "The handsome will come up with an idea to counter her attack."
2. "The others will come save me."
3. "There is no escape. Life is cruel."
I'm not sure about this. I have no idea what #1 means, #2 sounds even more embarrassing than what MC has to go through now, but simply forfeiting goes against my pride.
No.38469
No.38470
>>38469
Seeking refuge in impetus is kind of what men do, isn't it.
No.38471
This doesn't seem to work out.
No.38472
No.38473
The keikaku is fully douri, as expected of the Tengu reporter.
No.38474
This guy is the absolute worst. If he'd die now it would be alright.
No.38475
>>38474
>Not getting excited by a beautiful Raymoo
What are you, gay?
No.38476
Th-this is as far as I'll be going.
No.38477
>>38476
Ah, too bad, you could have reedemed the protag with the next choice~
No.38478
>>38477
What happened is bad and I feel bad. I need a tea to calm down.
No.38482
>>38477
I see what you mean, but the events leading up to it made me really uncomfortable. Is there a route without explicit content?
No.38507
No.38702
I'm going to continue because I'm curious and want to play something with you, Fairies.
I guess most of you have played this already, but maybe we can have some fun together regardless.
After abusing Remilias pride and power, both MC and Reimu have only one piece of clothing to lose.
Unable to differentiate between the MC and me anymore, I choose to shield Reimu from further debasement, especially after Aya ups the ante of the bet. The MC then says silly things for a while.
No.38703
It seems the state of his clothing is inversely proportional to his ability to form a rational thought, as he quickly pinpoints the moon as Remilia's source of power, for some reason to the surprise of the other girls present.
Despite being painted as somewhat promiscuous, Aya then says something sweet for once - after handing over what one may only presume is an authentic Crow Tengu's pubic hair.
Still, there's one die left to roll, but Aya apparently threw it with so much force that it conveniently broke, ending the contest in a draw.
She then reveals she was merely pretending, and never had the intention to unveil either MC's or Reimu's peculiarities to the general public, much to Remilia's disdain.
No.38704
And all's well that ends well.
No.38706
Aya rewards the MC for his proficiency regarding French kisses.
Crow Tengu are surprisingly tech-savvy.
No.38709
In an attempt to make her less uncomfortable, MC finds just the right words.
No.38710
Never mind, he was being serious.
No.38711
It's a complicated mix of emotions.
No.38712
We find our hero contemplating the dangers of taking an aroma bath in a vampire's mansion, which is somehow worse than being in a vampire's mansion period.
No.38714
Between the two MC has already met since arriving at the mansion, it turns out to be the lesser of the two (d)evils.
No.38717
No.38718
Koakuma awakes to the wonders and vistas of the female reproductive instinct.
Also, I thought this is about "Penis Viewing", but I haven't seen a single member as of yet.
No.38720
It really is a book with seven seals.
No.38721
A bizarre situation unfolds.
No.38722
It appears Koakuma is aware of some sort of attraction between MC and her master, so she offers herself to the apparently-nefarious visitor instead.
Though, since she has her information from Aya, it's likely she just misunderstands the situation.
No.38724
I like her protective streak; here's to hope that the situation resolves peacefully.
No.38725
But what has she to gain from coaxing others into sleeping with the MC?
No.38726
Inter-sexual communication is tough. Please exercise caution when talking to a girl.
No.38728
As usual, MC decides to just roll with it.
Whoops, wrong check button.
No.38729
He then decides to be an actual dick. Way to go, MC, class act.
No.38731
After that, a lot of terrible things happened.
No.38734
I'm sorry, /2hu/. I'm not cut out for this.
No.38736
This is one of those absolute shit stories that turn characters that should be dominant, like Remilia, submissive, isn't it?
No.38738
>>38736
By what logic should Remilia be dominant?
You do know that she is actually just pretending to be a mature, scheming vampire, right?
She is little different from Flandre
No.38836
>>38734
>I come here and see the patch is out; MFW
No.38867
Any of you guys kind enough to reupload the file?
No.38869
>>38867
Upload in progress!
No.38871
>>38869
>The upload restarted and is moving at a snail's pace
Fucking vola.
No.38872
>>38869
>>38871
Okay, it's up now. Enjoy!