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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

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Post ITT every time you visit /2hu/. This way we'll certainly have more activity.

If my old thread starts working again then just ignore this one.



Canonically, the bodies of ghosts are cold to the touch (with the exception of vengeful spirits like Tojiko, which are hot to the touch).

That being said, Yuyuko's tiddies being anything but a warm and soft piece of paradise is not true - uninformed at best and a blank lie at worst.


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any tips on cuddling with the girls that have unusual anatomy? I don't want to hurt their wings or get an oni horn in my eye



>I don't want to hurt their wings

Wings are warm and fluffy. Dress lightly when expecting wing hugs. They're probably pretty fragile though, even when accounting for a youkai's toughness. When cuddling in bed, try not to put your weight on them.

>or get an oni horn in my eye

Buy some corks. She might not be happy about that though.


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Do you think the Moon Rabbits sometimes get homesick? Not so much because of the Lunarians, but about things like the Udonge Tree Gardens, or the various lunar mares.


All 2hus are niggers.



Sorry to hear about your incurable homosexuality.


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do rabbits even have feelings?

I'm not convinced


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>Wake up with a migraine

>Have to go to work



Nice blog



yep. epic4thewin.


So how can we get this board some more activity?


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We could participate in the /sudo/ hungergames.



Last I checked at least someone was nominating /2hu/. We just haven't won at all. Maybe host an event?


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>get decent work for a few months

>get sick with sinus infection from parent

>call work and have to cancel shifts

>get better

>no work for a week n a half

Thanks zero hour contracts :^(



Nice blog!



That Marisa is smol.


I wan 2 kiss a 2hu's clit guys.



Don't, they pee from there.



Right on man!



2 late fagotrn i kiss her dere.


ur welcum mai dodd


yukari brought me to gensokyo but made me shave everywhere and put on a frilly dress

she says it's an enforced dress code but I'm skeptical


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Could you ask her if one could apply for a transfer? I am willing to abide by any dress code and grooming standard


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What's wrong with dressing up like a cute and modest young girl?


Same here. I'll dress up any way she wants me to if it means having a chance to move in and get friendly with all the 2hus.





Cross dressing is degenerate.



>not crossdressing with the explicit purpose of getting nice and friendly with the 2hus, and then dumping the clothes and wander around naked to assert your masculinity before you fuck each and every 2hu and fairy that gets in your way

It seems to me that you are the homosexual one here buddy.


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>Needing to remove the dress to assert your masculinity and make sweet tender love to the 2hus

Don't worry fairy; we'll patiently wait for you to come out of the closet.


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The shading here is really nice. A very comfortable environment.




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Herro prease


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Meiling doesn't look too good today.



Jiangshi talismans belong on jiangshis alone.


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Me right now.

<Still have to work





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<No more work for the next five days


It's a living.


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Koishi's my friend



Kill yourself



Fucking rude dude.


>not a single post in 24 hours



In a year this board will fade away to nothing, like most other 8chan boards. Just a fleeting memory from a time long past.


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We missed you too, fairy.


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Why can't that be me?


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Good luck in 2019, are you drunk yet Fairies?





no need to be bitter faggot


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Happy New Year!


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Happy new year!


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>24 hours

Take it easy


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For 2019 we should have the Christmas and new year celebrations in summer so I can spend more winter time doing useful or fun things.


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Youmu is sad to see that this board has low activity.


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I hate weebs but like you guys


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Fuck niggers


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Fuck hungarians too, they are disgusting gypsies


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>Chinese landing craft is named after their moon goddess Chang'e

They really don't give Junko any rest, do they?


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I wouldn't give Junko any rest either.


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Remi came less prepared than she thought.


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>Older Touhou titles are gonna be released on Steam.

Oh boy! Achievements/trading cards when? Also, will they add a mode to skip bosses for people who play the games for the story?

The literally only good thing I can see about this is having some more players for the fighting games. The Sokufags might actually be able to get a game up for once. Then again, AoFC on Steam seems to be pretty dead.


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Give memes, now.


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So which 2hu will become a memehu next? My bet is on Jo'on. She is practically begging to be a memehu.


There has been no memehu since Clownpiece/Heca back in 2015. But I guess Aunn counts as a memehu sort of.



Momiji became a memehu in 2016



Momiji was always the le ebin awoogirl with ironic weebs before the MAGAshit happened.


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I'm pretty sure Pityblob Shion already overtook her sister by several magnitudes.


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A new year, a new Rumia day

Rumia cheers you on with whatever your new year's resolution is


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Happy New Year!


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Remember to give back to little Rumia for all she does for you.


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Giving food works, right?


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I want to cook for Rumia!


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>Fortune Teller shows up for fucking Grand Prix 13

Brb, checking if hell if freezing over




Fortune Teller is part of a team for the 13th Touhou M1 Grand Prix. Subbed versions were uploaded just a few days ago.



They did have many of the others in previous years.


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In 2016 momiji ascended beyond that of an ordinary memehu and became a legend.


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Anybody knows the source of this picture?



nvm found it



Care to share with the rest of the class?


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>summer too dry and hot, giant crop failures

>entire country now suffocating in snow



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>Had exactly done day of snow this year.

>Now it's either raining or looking as if its gonna start raining any second now

>Sparse daylight hours perpetually drowned under a thick layer of clouds.


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so tired


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Greetings! I found a way to get touhou running on my psp. It's at 1 fps and unplayable, but possible!


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Good night /2hu/.


Nice job.


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>Ausfag hasn't logged in since the 26th

>Have no email from him

>If any PM existed they're deleted weekly

>/2hu/ is currently up on the claim list




Then one of you fags should get it.



I put a claim in for it already, but it's "first come first serve", with no guarantee of support for active volunteers for a given board. I was giving a heads up in case someone wanted to submit a claim and increase the chances of it going to a regular member of the board rather than an outsider.


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This board needs more Letty.


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>Been strangely warm all winter

>Practically no snow in my part of Michigan

>Wake up today

>Everything is ice

>Ice rain

>Half the city has died in traffic accidents

>Almost had someone crash into me on the way to work


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>all of Jersey has been under 30 for a week

>will be below 10 all day Sunday

I am finding great use for this Ember mug I got for Christmas at least


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>Akyuu will turn 25 soon, meaning she only has 5 years of life left at most

Someone save her before it's too late.



I'm 31 and can confirm you die figuratively at this age as well

I can't learn new things, I can't enjoy new things, I can't make new friends

I wish /doomer/ was more active



She's fated to reincarnate, so it's not like she'll be gone for long. Marry and impregnate her; soon enough your waifu will become your daughteru too.


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Haven't been here in over a year.

How are you fairies going?



I'm doing alright. Welcome back.



Nice to have you back.

Had a bit of a health scare recently, but I'm otherwise alright. As for the board, it's slow sailing as usual, but as I mentioned earlier >>69282 now the BO's missing. Hasn't logged in for a couple of weeks and the board went up on the claims list. Whoever's in charge of that claim asked me to wait a week for Ausfag to come back before he'd make me BO. It's not on the list anymore and I don't know if that's because of the claim process or if Ausfag silently logged in without even so much as a hello.


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Parsee deserves more love.


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Yokey genocide?



I've recently returned as well.

Over the past year I lost about 40lbs and started using meetup to go out instead of being a complete shut-in. I've done things I'd resigned myself to never doing like meeting new people, driving places I'm unfamiliar with, and sometimes even having fun.

I tried two churches but found myself the only young person at the first and the only white person at the second. I was really hoping to meet a morally upright woman to marry, but it's all little girls, their mothers (father at home doing housework while the kids are out of his hair), and old widows. I still feel dead inside.

I was recently permanently banned from 4cuck for mouthing off to a mod, cutting me of from one of the largest avenues of social interaction I had. I miss /vg/. I considered reddit but even if you ignore the user base and PC police mods and admins, threads are hard to read and every topic is fractured into a thousand extremely specific boards and each thread is itself even more specific.

My irl answer to this question has to be "fine" or"great" or "alright". That nobody actually wants to hear that I'm unhappy makes me want to stay in, but I know if I don't go I'll regret it later.


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>yfw you will never be young enough again that burying your face in the breasts of a woman is seen as a socially acceptable or even adorably awkward trait.


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Gas the earthlings, Lunar War now.


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>lunarians are still assblasted about the sake bottle


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Maris a cute.


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<Jewkari was so assblasted about losing the first war that she spent 1000 years coming up with a plan just to steal some booze





>what are ulterior motives

That war ensured that a lot less youkai would try to breach the border and start trouble outside


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That Marisa player unlisted and archived his videos.


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<what is making up lame excuses to save face

No one starts a war and loses it on purpose risking the lives of thousands just to teach a lesson. Face it, your waifu tried to mess with the master race and got her ass kicked.


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this is the female equivalent of H doujins with a cute girl fucking a fat, ugly old guy with stink lines



>Japanese soldiers fraternizing with Chinese civilians, Nankin 1937 (colorized)



Faceless dark-skinned men truly are the strongest beings in Gensokyo, they can overpower and rape 2hus without breaking a sweat.


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>0 pph


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Lol. She's so cute when she's suicidal.


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>We represent the lolicon guild, the lolicon guild, the lolicon guild

>We represent the lolicon guiiiiiild, and we'd like to get our wombs all filled


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Oh yes, i like it.



I want to impregnate half a dozen fairies and take responsibility.


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Lolis learning to cross the road!



Did ZUN ever say what exactly happens if a Fairy gets physically "killed"? Do their corpses repair themselves on the spot they died or do they eventually vanish and manifest somewhere else again?



I've always assumed the latter but I don't really know.



Gurofags get ye gone.


In the case of the (cosplaying) zombie fairies at least they stop for a bit before moving again.


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>Gurofags get ye gone.

Rude, it was just a funny haha joke, dude. :3



My assumption was that they just turn in a cloud of sparkly dust, and respawn later from an instance of the concept they are bound to, be it plantlife, ice or sunlight or their season/element.



I didn't know Aya was a muslim



Aya akhbar


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>yfw not an Earth Rabbit

>Reisen will never let you sleep in her bed and cuddle the fear out of you after you had a bad dream.

>Kaguya will never pat your head

>Eirin will never make you suck on her tits for purely scientific purposes.



But anon how can you fuck 2D?



teh meido ist meanie ;_;


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do you own any pet amphibians /2hu/?


my only watched thread that is getting replies is a terrible one on /v/ that has devolved into ponies vs Steven Universe


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>tfw no Koakuma accountant that manages my legal and financial business


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I want to sing songs from H.M.S. Pinafore all night long with Murasa.


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carefree summer days exist only in our past


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It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no princess's rabbit.



I want to own and cuddle a deka fumo. I want to tenderly fug a deka fumo.



I want to own a deka fumo that comes to life and begins doing mysterious things.


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I've been trying to download the touhou lossy music collection for an entire year now.


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Found out today patchouli is an aphrodisiac, among other things.

>Patchouli has been known since ancient times throughout Asia; for its medicinal and antidepressant properties. It was used extensively in India; to scent, fix the color, and accelerated the drying time of inks and also scent and protected shawls and fabrics. In fact, you could determine genuine Kashmir fabrics by the scent of Patchouli. It was also used by Persians and Arabs alike to protect their precious handmade carpets from moths and other insects. In Victorian England, people would only buy shawls from India if they smelled of Patchouli, as its scent became associated with wealth and luxury. Patchouli became synonymous with the US popular culture of the 60’s and earlier 70’s.

>Patchouli is considered a heavy oil and as a base note in aromatherapy; is used often in cosmetics and perfumery. In fact it is one of the best perfume fixatives and is used in one out of every three perfume blends. Some of best selling Patchouli smelling perfumes including: Tom Ford White Patchouli, Reserve Perry Ellis for Women, Flowerbomb by Viktor & Rolf for Women, & Vanilla Patchouli by Molinard for Women. Often used for its aphrodisiac properties, Patchouli essential oil is often used in massage oils to evoke strong emotional response from both men and women. Another pleasing quality is that Patchouli is one of the few oils, that like wine improve with age.

>Patchouli has a number of therapeutic uses in skin care. Its astringent properties can help prevent sagging skin, by tightening skin and causing muscles and nerves to contract. Its cytophylactic properties, protect against lytic agents that lead to membrane disorganization and breakdown, therefore it is beneficial in skin cell regeneration and conditions such as dermatitis and eczema.

I wonder if she smells like patchouli.

Of course yes.


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Cookies anyone?



The cover alone makes those look tasty as fuck.


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New chapter of Clownpiece's manga is out.

<Luna was turned into a rock and now she's going to hell




that sounds fucking retarded

old fogies were right comics should be burned


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>Wake up at 7am groggy as fuck

>Can hardly keep my eyes open

>Maybe I'll sleep in a little longer before work


>Hear a noise from the door


>Suddenly wide awake

>Fly down the stairs thinking a family member was locked out or in trouble

>It was just the storm door flailing in the wind


>Weather looks like shit outside though

>Can't see a fucking thing out there through all the snow whipping around

>Make a bowl of cereal

>My older brother (who works at the same place as me) is walking around when his shift starts at 7am

>Think it must be because of the letter he got for jury duty

>Head upstairs

>Get a text message as I walk in

>It's my boss saying work's canceled

>If a shipping company is closing down for the day, it must be bad

>Check weather

>Snowstorm for the next 12 hours

>Expecting 1ft of snowfall, 40mph winds, -25F windchill and everything hidden by a shroud of powdery snow

We were getting more rain than snow this winter until that ice storm two weeks ago, and now this.



but comfy indoors?



Sort of. The sun room is turning into an ice box though; gonna have to seal it off.



>just got done shoveling 5-6 inches of snow off of the balcony so the roof won't collapse

>Hands are burning and the joints are screaming in pain



Popularity poll is open.


you guys know the drill

ignore newhus and vote for the Scarlet crew



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First time actually catching the poll, so I need an id issued. But the guide I found appears to be outdated. Is this reenter email or set an id or nickname?



That space is for entering the ID you used the last time you voted. It is used for statistic purposes I think. It is optional.

So in your case you have to leave it blank, since it's the first time you do it.


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>Blizzard intensifies

>Have work today

>Flooded with a ton of freight as usual for Monday's freight

>Boss calls working today a mistake

>Work cancelled for tomorrow

>Tons of medical supplies having their shipment delayed yet another day

Fuck off you damn yuki onna.



>Walked partway home because no ride when I left and they were locking up

>Trudged through 2ft deep snow and walked in a very busy road to avoid some of it the first 1/3rd of a mile

>Took 40-50 minutes just walking one mile to the gas station (~1/3rd of the way home)

>Freezing my ass off

Probably would've died if I hadn't finally gotten in contact with family partway there. Fuck me.


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rate my google translate skills


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Fuck that, I voted for the Lunarians and the Fortune Teller like I always do.


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>32MB away from completion

>The only two seeders ever around are a Swede and a German

>Can't maintain a connection long enough to download it



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/2hu/ should use /jp/'s CSS the entire year.



this fandom has been in decline for years, I'm surprised they kept doing it as long as they did


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when other cyrstals form around a rutile needle the resulting gem is referred to as a star gem


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Yamame doesn't get nearly enough attention.


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The popularity poll results are in:




They recruited a new team and the poll will be continued after all. Details will be announced soon.



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blondes and lolis at the top, as they should b-

where is Rumia?



most 2hu doujins (or at least the ones i've seen) seem to be mind break, hypnosis or any other kind of rape.


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<Ichirin is lower than Lily White, Medicine and even the fucking Fortune Teller despite being a playable character in every recent fighting game



I find fat, old, ugly men fucking cute girls everywhere, and it isn't even a genre I can avoid


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Yuugi's rank didn't drop this year. Fighting!


Nice taste.


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>Yukari is rank 12

>Ran is rank 39

>Chen is rank 63

I'm okay with this


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Boy I sure do miss when such a thing wasn't an issue.

Back home.



ZUN himself said she's a nobody, nothing more than Unzan's hitbox, there is no reason to care about her.

Fortune Teller is at least relatable in his willingness to sacrifice his humanity to gain power.


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Watatsuki sisters are higher than last year. Nice to see the fanbase is finally getting some taste.


Wait so there's no moderation on this board? No owner?



Yukari is for procreation

Ran is for recreation

Chen is also for procreation


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There is a BO; Ausfag just forgot to log in for a while. Then there are two vols - Tewi (myself) and NotBaph.


Been awhile but I'm back!


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>Setsubun was yesterday

>Totally forgot about it


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Yeah I was kinda AWOL at that time since I had a job out rural shitposting land and the internet wasnt great so I gave up and checked the board somewhat everyother week in a maccas car park while I filled up the car.

Hopefully no one will steal my dead board from me and make rude posts on it.


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Happy Rumia Day

May good fortune and cute blondes be upon you today


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Too sleepy for today.


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Thank you, fairy. Remember to treat her in one week too.


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I want a small blonde wife!


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I've been gone about 4 months. How have you all been doing?



banned for life for sassing a cuckchan mod, missing /vg/ and hookup posting on /adv/

I made a penpal on /adv/ so who knows


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>I made a penpal on /adv/

That's good to hear!


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>going to cuckchan in the first place

>going to /adv/ of all the places

Fairy pls


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Got gulaged from /leftypol/ for asking too many uncomfortable questions. Got unbanned and banned from halfchan for the same thing really. Few places on open internet can hold serious discussion nowadays.


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Honey it's okay they're just a bunch of rich jewgeois sionistas don't listen to them


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Been wagie and spent all my wagie money on no fumos and paintball swag to look guccie



we talk less and less every week

I feel like the situation has just reinforced my belief that nobody likes me and I'm unlikable, that no good comes from talking to people


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I like Touhous that have someone they can rely on, be it a friend or family.


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I like Touhous that are lonely and depressed just like me



every good man wants a sad lonely girl to make happy


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B-b-but I regularly see their ridiculous leftist drivel on frontpage and can't even do a scoraces dialogue with them.


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Cute girls being happy is nice, especially if you're the source of their happiness.


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Everyone has friends in Gensoukyou.


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Does Yukari look smug here or is it just me projecting her usual demeanour?


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smug is yukaris usual demeanour


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Reimu gets fucked by Kasen's severed arm in this new chapter of WaHH.


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<tfw Kasen's arm is a better girl than Kasen herself


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Happy Valentine's day!


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Kasen isn't half the oni her arm is. Sad. Hopefully Wicked Kasen will kick Virtuous Kasen's ass and they'll fuse into Super Kasen.


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Did cookies for my love this year.

Happy Valentine's~


Valentine's day is the cuck's holiday.



you can be bitter but acting sour grapes is pathetic


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me on the right


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i love how meiling is just a floating tit on this picture


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Not sure I get this one.


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This is a nice Patchouli. Especially the eyes.


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>dump two-40 pound bags of salt on my driveway

>not an inch of ice has melted



I want give her my son


no it doesn't work that way, there needs to be some liquid water to dissolve the salt

do you have one of Jeff Bezos' Amazon Flamethrowers?



What a waste. A bit of salt and an ice chipper would've been better.


A hardware store flamethrower for icy paths would've been handy too, but I think they can get a little expensive.


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I wanna smooch parsee's pretty face



imagine getting a handjob and jizzing all over her ex's engagement ring, then pulling it off and putting your own on her



>Not smooching her womb with your dick

Hurry up and make some babies with her!


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romance is dead apparently



Nothing wrong with romance; it's a wonderful thing and should be cherished. We're just lewd.



I think defiling her ex's broken promise and making a new wholesome one of your own is pretty romantic


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<This year's biggest supermoon will be on my birthday, February 19

What did the Lunarians mean by this?


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Maybe they're wishing you a happy birthday and hope you do your best this coming year.



>no it doesn't work that way, there needs to be some liquid water to dissolve the salt

I feel real stupid.

>do you have one of Jeff Bezos' Amazon Flamethrowers?

No, but I do have lighter fluid, gasoline, and matches.



That'll just make an uncontrollable fire that could burn your house down.


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Or maybe they're getting ready to invade the Earth and purify everyone. That would be nice too.


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Or they are geting ready to be BTFO again by humans&yokai.



Salt works best when the ground is still warm and before snow starts. As the flakes land they melt on the above freezing ground and start dissolving the salt, more flakes land and dissolve in the salt water, reducing salinity allowing more salt to be dissolved.

If the ground is already frozen, or the snow has already fallen, salt won't do much. If there is a layer of ice you can't get up you're best bet is to put down sand or kitty litter. This won't remove the ice, but it won't be so slippery.


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You mean the time that Yukari and her army of youkai got their asses kicked so hard they were still butthurt about it 1000 years later? Or the time humans were forced to act as the Lunarians' pawns because they couldn't stop the Lunarian robot spiders of death ravaging Gensokyo?



>Yukari intentionally sent the most rebellious and uncontrollable youkai to their deaths to keep them under control

>Lunarians have to attack Gensokyo to get someone to come over just so they can beg the Earthlings to save them from a fairy and a hysterical woman who only came over to foolishly try to kill an immortal


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>(((lunarian)))posting this hard


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<believing yukari's bullshit excuses for losing


More like hold all of Gensokyo hostage to force the earthplebs to do all the dirty work for them. The Lunarians simply didn't want to get their hands dirty killing a bunch of impure hellniggers.


<not Lunarianposting

Lol, fag.


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>The Lunarians simply didn't want to get their hands dirty

>Literally hid themselves by freezing the entire capital in stasis to hide from the life-filled fairies

<M-muh purity


I want to defile a moongirl with my impure Earth dick over and over and over



2hus are for tender lovemaking, even the Lunarians.




the moon coons consider all terrestrial humans impure, it doesn't matter how gentle or sweet I am to them it is defiling


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Moongirls are not for lewd, they're for admiring from a distance.


/2hug/? Is that a board for people who want to hug 2hus?



I will breed by any means necessary


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It may not be a real board, but at least we have a thread for it. >>67702


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they are so cute when they hug


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Happy birthday!


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Happy Birthday!



they meant "happy birthday, please enjoy low gravity sex with our moon bunnies to celebrate"


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Thanks, dudes.


Can I keep the rabbits afterwards? I doubt they'd want them back anyways.



they have plenty, I'm sure they wouldn't miss a few


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I want to give a moon rabbit a good home and lots of love.


>Power went out in my area




could this be the work of fairies?

a positive charge fairy, she's the one to plan all their adventures

a negative charge fairy, she's the cautious one

the neutral charge fairy, she's clinically depressed



Power's back!


I'd love a series about cute electricity fairies doing cute things.

I think it was the work of the weather, but it was a rather weak (freezing) rainfall and a stiff breeze. Still, at least a square mile's worth of homes lost power.


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thankfully elon musk is secretly working on a lunar slave trade


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Which 2hus build gunpla and which gunpla is their favourite?



I'll bet Sanae makes her own dildos


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>Not investing in kappa tech


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she has a casting kit and makes a copy of every dick she's ever touched



>makes a copy of every dick she's ever touched

So just Reimu and Suwako then.


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Girls don't have dicks.



Native Shinto gods are super lewd, you know. Several legends/rituals involved fucking one. Not to mention Japan has a history of fertility/penis festivals.


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Let It Go but the Filthy Frank version but it's about sex with Leticia instead of Olaf


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I got a little desktop Marisa to raise my spirits whenever I'm feeling down.



You should clean your desk



Good commentary anon




I can't really keep any figures on my desk since I tend to accidentally knock things off a lot, but I have a bookshelf covered in them, plus another shelf full of fumos.


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>finally gets above freezing

>starts snowing the next day

Nuke Gakona.


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I want to melt her with my love


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Love freezes.



my semen melts like ice cream in her mouth and womb


horizontal shmup where you play as Utsuho and fuse with Yatagarasu half way through like how Phoenix fuses with the Faust core in Thunder Force VI would be cool


is Luna Nights good?

I enjoyed SotN alot


A man and woman do not love each other, and even a parent has no love for their children. The only kind of love that exists is the love a child has for their parents. But even that dies when the child grows. There is no such thing as love as an adult. To want to raise a family with a woman you love is a waste of potential. Dont fall into the trap of "looking for love"



t. genetic dead end



Of course i am. I fell for the lie and now here i am. Im only trying to warn others to not believe in love so maybe they wont suffer.


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Ok cuck


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If I kissed her, would I die?


you can always donate spooge or marry a 13 year old Filipina jungle peasant


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>having children in the current year


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Me on the left.


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me on the right


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there is nothing but pain for me in this world

I can't wait to die


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>Boeing's developing AI controlled fighter jets

This is going to end horribly.


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Yes. Same here. But! It's a perfect reason to lay back and chill.


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it's not your turn yet, lily


Nicovideo embed. Click thumbnail to play.

2hu edit of parody


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Can't be worse than (((Lockheeb)))


I srsly hope you guys don't watch Gensokyo Cuckold Network



I only watch Kitsune News and The Daily Shoumetsu on themigistuff


Friendly reminder that ⑨s are for busting nuts into, not bulli, okay?



Which ⑨ would you marry and start a family with?


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I love Okuu and she loves me!

We're as happy as two can be!


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the only thing better than putting a cute and fancy dress on remilia is taking it off afterwards


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Some clothed/half-clothed play would be fine too. Gotta be careful not to soil the dress though.



this but with Flan


socks and shoes, maybe a hat and scarf if it's cold, are all a cute girl should have on during sex


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Happy Rumia Day everybody


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this pretty little lady is

made for filling with my jizz


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and having lots and lots of kids


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The world doesn't have nearly enough wholesome SFW/vanilla lovemaking pregnant 2hus.


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You too.


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>temperatures have been above freezing for the past few days

>forecast says 49 degrees on Sunday



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I want to princess carry the princess.


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Someone finally translated the last pages of Cato's Mastermind of the Hakurei Shrine.


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Warmth is gay.


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>0 PPH

>6 active ISPs

ded board



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Super rude, I was just making an observation.




Do not bully!


I'll pick up Luna Nights during the next sale and post about it


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It's my birthday!



happy birthday anon

how old are you now?


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Reached 29. One more year until I become a wizard!



I remember being 29 and resigned to brb gensokyo, then being unable to carry it out on my 30th birthday



I hope you're doing better and are no longer suicidal.


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happy birthday


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I have hope but it just feels like poison

I hope for a qt to accept me but when meet one and she doesn't I feel worse than when I was hopeless

At least I can afford good liquor


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Happy birthday fairy.


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+1 ISP


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Good job!


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Cold is gay.


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>57F today

>So warm that even a windbreaker is too much



I just hope it sticks. Considering where I live, probably not. fucking lake effect


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Michibro? I live far enough inland to avoid the lake effect (or at least most of it). It'll get cold for the weekend, but start warming up again.




Guilty as charged.


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liquor is poison and will make your life worse

live for art and experiences, if you run out of art to enjoy (like books, comics, new video games, anime) start making some of your own

if it gets really bad stop drinking and switch to weed. Move to a legal state (not california) if you need to.



it happened again

I asked her out even after she dropped a hint she didn't want me to because I hoped

she said she was putting her boyfriend hunt on hold until after Easter, and instead of something like oh I'll ask you out after Easter then I just spilled my spaghetti

fuck hope, hope is the feeling that precedes disappointment

I'll kill myself this weekend for sure


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it's almost here


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Hopefully all this shooting nonsense won't get the site taken down.


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>mfw normalfags don't suspect the homosexual death cult board


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Come on out Lily and announce the opening of mating season!


Are the CIA going to come to my door tomorrow and demand I explain who "Tow-ie" is and why I've made hundreds of posts on the 8chan evil white boy terrorism website talking about why and how I want to play with her soft ears while she takes a nap?


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They're gonna come over and congratulate you on your good taste.


let's see if I can reply to a fucking thread without clover crashing like a fucking pizza




I use overchan myself.


so the site is working



Only just. Been chugging all day.


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>Are the CIA going to come to my door tomorrow?

You just need to look into this light for a little bit.



just cut all contact with the bitch. You can't make beautiful aryan babies by killing yourself



She's actually very friendly, I'm the bad guy.

I'm just not capable of functioning, there's no reason to keep living. Unfortunately, a sock in the tailpipe doesn't cause exhaust to enter the cabin of a car it just stalls the engine.


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give me my bird wife...


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Very cool bird! She makes rock and roll music with her doggy friend.


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hardworking, beautiful, entrepreneur, chef

I'd like to add mother to the long list of wonderful qualities Mystia has


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Greetings anons of /2hu/. Please no bully but I've been attempting to beat my first 2hu game for about a year now and I'm still stuck. Any good videos I could watch to gitgud at Touhou 15? Should I move on to another game and come back to it later?

I even built an arcade stick with a seimitsu joystick and I still find myself dying over and over again. I improve a little bit every time I try to beat it but I get frustrated and give up after a while and don't come back to the game for many weeks. I have a hard time with bullet hell games in general but I love the music of this series so much and I've been playing some other bullet hell games. It'd be nice to finally beat one after all these years. Typically I like games with patterns because I have autism but there is something about 2hu patterns that make me give up trying.

I'm playing in legacy mode instead of point device if it matters.



that game's too fucking hard

try PCB or IN


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I proposed to Flan!


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ZUN turned 42 today. Happy Birthday ZUN!!


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Happy birthday ZUN!


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I wish Reimu was real.



If you read


you would know she is.



You mean the world of ideas?



I think they're referring to the "theory of Forms".


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Almost missed it


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actually missed it. feels bad man.



I was aware, posted nothing, I don't feel bad at all


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I want Waggy to squirt all over me.


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Daily reminder that Shotty is a pathetic fag



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Assuming its true that there are different natural laws applying to the other countless galaxies or that different universes exist

Do you think they exist somewhere, just going along their daily routine and minding their own business while we can only sit here and lament about our jobs and lives?



Read Plato.


so when is Akyu going to die? more importantly, how?


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What about Tenshi?


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Why does this happen??? Almost half my songs are gone. This is painful to look at.


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I feel your pain


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>not solely listening the original tracks and orchestral/classical remixes

How does being uncultured feel like?



What? Do I hear some stinky youkai trying to tell me something?


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Friendly reminder that fairies are the niggers of touhou and should be removed.


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Fairies are for hug not for shoot


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>not for shoot

yes they are

shooting a load into their wombs that is



pls elaborate I read plato btw




yes, fairies were made for tender love making and cuddling


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1! 2! 3! 4!

You're the one that I adore!

5! 6! 7! 8!

Tonight we're gonna procreate!


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leave my sister-in-law alone


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Haven't seen anything new from nicetack in a while.


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a rare 2hu appears



proto Daiyousei


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we need more fairies


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Narumi has such a fat brapper fampai


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Alice loves me and hates niggers


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How many babies would you make with Alice?



None. It would spoil her womb.



The whole purpose of a womb is for making babies, fairy. Would you really deny Alice's request to bear your children and raise them together as a happy and loving family?


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I would give her 4-8, I want to have at least one daughter to dress up in Alice's cloths, and she could sew more if needed. Frilly cute clothes for all my little girls, and helping them pick out nice boys to marry, I'd be so happy.


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Happy Rumia Day everybody

Now I don't want to ruin today's special Rumia Day surprise but I suggest you bathe very thoroughly at some point


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is the surprise gentle, tender, loving sex and starting a family with a beautiful young shadow fiend?


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Baby-making is the best gift.


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it wouldn't be gentle


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Rumia wants me to be fresh and clean when she eats me?


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still no confirmation as to what the Rumia day surprise is


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looks like it's just me now...


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You and lurkers, report in now!


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ZUN style is best style.


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Reporting in, got noose-chan with me



she's so cute, I want to cuddle her and scratch her back until I fall asleep


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Present and accounted for!


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Poast tohosorts


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>Yam cookies

Those things are so addictive, they should be classified as hard drugs.


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Reminder that Youkai are superior to humans and you should give them exclusive rights to your genetic material


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>4-5 days left to do taxes

>Less workable time than that due to work, chores, and other obligations



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>tfw mom is an accountant

feels great, I'd love to marry one so I never have to deal with taxes



>tfw I have so little free time from work alone that I end up actually having time for taxes

Not sure how I feel about that, but I really need to move so I'm closer to work.


I've looked with reverse image search and the only page I found with this tin/cookies with a chinese touhou wiki. is there anywhere I might be able to order it?


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<cuckchan memes


Within 3~5 years this board will go the way of pooshlmer. By that I mean it's gonna die. You know it's true.



I'm surprised 8ch still exists tbh


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


l wholeheartedly believe that we as a community should just move to faster medium like meguac


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it doesn't, this is the only board left



just use /animu/. everyone knows /a/ is niggeria tier and they have bots that ban you for not using commas

fuck them


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>They can't properly capitalize or punctuate



nice man thanks, I didn't know /animu/ was the go-to board. I just also got banned from 4chan /a/ and was actually feeling really down and lonely about having no place to post on the entire internet without getting banned. It's really starting to get to me in a seriously bad way


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>4chan /a/

<Being a cuck


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I need to shitpost about non-touhou waifus somewhere


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of all boards on cuck, /a/ is probably the one that changed the least. sure its shit but it isnt as bad as /tg/


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fuck taxes



I am so glad I got named for life from that hell hole


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what for?


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shitposting in a shitposting thread on touhou /jp/ earned me a lifetime ban from that board, then a sassy appeal made it global

sorry for phone posting, it's just so convenient and I'm too drunk to spell check


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Phone posting is fine. I do it from time to time so I can funpost while at work.



/jp/ turned to shit pretty early, I'm surprised you stuck around long enough to get banned. It was the fastest to rot next to /tg/ and slightly faster than /diy/


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Tiny Kanako a cute! CUTE!


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Please finish your taxes!



I tried playing UFO instead, Marisa A is not fun


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Too bad her adult personality likely means she would be one of those bossy kids who throw a gigantic tantrum the moment they don't get what they want.


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that's what the first picture is saying

>I want this

<we don't have the money...

>no we have money!!


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I think that's not her being bossy but her looking so unhappy that whoever's with her can't take it and gives in anyway.

Which naturally could still be Kanako being bossy, just in her usual, scheming way.

That's the problem with her. To a goddess, most mortals are convenient tools at best.


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I recharacterized some IRA contributions today to maximize my deductions. I was going to do it last week, but I know some people who like going out for drinks after work sometimes everyday.


I hate you guys




only one lewd 2hu by this artist, shame


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I think I may have got my duck pregnant again.



congratulations, ducklings are cute and heartwarming


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>A small spacecraft that has captured the imagination and excitement of people in Israel and around the world appears to have crashed into the moon on Thursday.

>“We had a failure in the spacecraft,” Opher Doron, the general manager of Israel Aerospace Industries’ space division, which collaborated on building the spacecraft, said afterward. “We unfortunately have not managed to land successfully.”

Based Lunarians.



How long until Clownpiece runs around in an Israeli flag and drives people mad by constantly reminding them about the six trillion?

I mean, Beresheewhatsitcalled had the memoirs of a holocaust survivor in its digital storage.

To be fair, the payload also included the entirety of the English Wikipedia and a Bible, amongst various other documents


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In Chapter 49 (Part 2) of WaHH, Kasen absorbs her arm and returns to her true form.


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wtf I love Kasen now


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