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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

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Post ITT every time you visit /2hu/. This way we'll certainly have more activity.

If my old thread starts working again then just ignore this one.


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This world is for bullying.


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curse you


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Por Sakuya, she will have to clean it.


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>you will never be a little boy lewded by a predatory monster.


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hey losers


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Yo, Sparrow stew.


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>Job recently hired three blacks, two of them women

>All of them goof off and work slower than molasses

>So loud that the boss forces everyone to take their breaks on the break room

>All the competent workers in my department are moved to different areas but one

>He got into an argument with the noisiest sheboon about how she's not doing her job

>She's yelling loud enough that a manager and assistant manager had to intervene

>Could be heard from the other end of the warehouse

>They take statements from "everyone"

>Niggers side with niggers

>No chance to give my own

>Guy calls out how women have been moving up in the company faster than the men, get punished less and how everyone in charge here is a woman


>Now I have to wrangle three uppity niggers on my own while being the only competent person in the back of the warehouse

>Any new hires will either quit early on due to the presence of niggers or be another nigger themselves

Why the hell am I still working here? Oh right, no money.



Shit fairy, get any other job or try to get them fired asap.



>His brother quit/got fired too



I want to join my friend at his new job, but I don't have forklift driving experience. Even if they trained me, if I don't work his exact hours I won't be able to ride with him to work, which is pretty far out of town. Considering he speeds home at night and it still takes him more than half an hour to travel, it'll cost me an arm and a leg to go to and from via uber.



Look into getting higher compensation for it at least. Seeing as few people want your job you look to be in a position to ask your higher-ups for a greater salary. Bring up what you have to deal with in a nice-ish way but be assertive in that you desire higher pay. Bring up your other job opportunities if you can, pushing them to be more competitive here.


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Meidos can't catch you if you're on fire.


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Getting caught wasn't part of the plan.


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>Phone data cap reached


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>Still up at 2am because of vidya

>Have to be up at 7 to get ready for work

Only myself to blame.


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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What's the song 50 seconds in?


YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Just found it, it was "Border of Extacy" by IOSYS


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<Raymoo is stuck in Hell

Good, I hope she stays there.


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There is was a small bridge where one of my great-grandmothers lived, that you never had to through alone at the night, because a black shadow appeared to you and according to those who lived out there you left unconscious, or maybe it was just a violín kjjjj


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Taoists are the best!


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Taoists are mentally ill.

Futo = Pyromaniac murderer

Tojiko = Misanthrope with anger issues

Seiga = Textbook sociopath

Miko = Narcissistic tranny



Question is are the Kyoukos going in or out?

Or even standing still?


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Seiga's so cute!


>Pyromaniac murderer

She only kills degenerate youkai like you.

>Misanthrope with anger issues


>Textbook sociopath

She's still a human being you textbook bully, she deserves respect.

>Narcissistic tranny

Wow, rude.

Go eat human babies loser.


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>She only kills degenerate youkai like you.

Oh, but just why does Tojiko happen to be a ghost? It's almost like someone intentionally sabotaged her shikaisen ritual with the intent of having the crown prince all of herself.


Oh hey Futo, you tried to murder me and I came back as a ghost anyway? Through pure chance? Hah, let's be friends anyway (I totally do not pretend liking you because Miko might send both of us away if we start fighting).

>She's still a human being you textbook bully, she deserves respect.

Seiga is such an abomination that even her own Taoist allies do not like her. They only keep her around out of respect for granting them immortality. Or, perhaps, to keep her under control. Not to speak about desecrating a corpse and turning her into her personal bullet shield.

>Wow, rude. Go eat human babies loser.

Weird. I could have sworn that it was Seiga who relied on "fetal movements" for her spellcards. Oh well. Betraying your entire nation by spreading Buddhism while you yourself secretly learn Taoism to achieve your own immortality certainly is a laudable goal. She certainly did it so she could guide future generations. I mean, a politician is always someone you can trust.

If there is one thing, and just one positive thing to say about the Taoist lot, it is that Miko possesses enough charisma to prevent the other girls from killing each other.


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<wake up

<see this

What do?


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Hold on tight and prepare for the wild ride. Also pump her full of semen until she's guaranteed to be pregnant. Then we'll hold hands and cuddle under the bedsheets, vowing to take responsibility before we fall asleep in each other's arms.



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Repent before she snaps your neck.


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Film myself fucking her without her consent. Then, threaten to post it online if she doesn't become my slave.


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Yikes, this one's going into your sin compilation.


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If she doesn't hand me an express ticket to heaven then she's shit out of luck.


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Bro, this is not looking good for your record. I urge you to stop before you get sent to Hell before you even die.



You would've gotten that express ticket to heaven if you both consented to tender passionate lovemaking. But no, you just had to add your contrarian anti-2hu faggotry into the mix. Now you're going to hell where there are no computers, phones or internet. Or warm loving Yama sex. You're just going to get giant spiked oni clubs jammed up your ass for all eternity.


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I had a dream where I died in an accident and found myself standing before eiki but some glitch had to have occured because I wasn't part of her jurisdiction

I had to spend a few weeks hanging out in her private quarters while afterlife bureaucrats sorted through the red tape

we got pretty close in those weeks and on the day I was supposed to be judged by the proper authority, she said she pulled some strings because of how much she enjoyed our time together

then she kissed me and I woke up drenched in sweat


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Yuyuko is such a goofball in IN, I love it


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Sounds like she might've gotten you a second chance at life. Cherish it and live a good life. Do it for her!


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>we're getting DDoS'd


I'm unironically thinking of contacting Bui and asking him how much he wants for spamming the QLarp boards with furshit if its because of those literal boomers again



aM i BeInG dEtAiNeD?


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eiki is my super lewd yet faithful girlfriend


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Uhhhhmmmmm... what?


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Eiki would be the kind of obsessively controlling girlfriend who gave you "Good boy" magnets on the fridge for behaving and "Bad Boy" ones for disobeying any of the given relationship laws on the three pages she printed out and glued right next to the magnets.

And you'd always earn more bad boy points than you could realistically earn good boy ones. Fuck, you wouldn't be sleeping on the couch, you would be sleeping outside even if she was the one who moved into your house.

Besides, Eiki is flat as a board. Go with Komachi and enjoy the sight as Eiki starts glowing with concentrated butthurt.


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let's say I actually manage to earn some good boy points

what prizes will she give me?



You get to play with your gaming console. For an hour.


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>Violet Delta disbanded




Never really heard of them. Were they good?


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>/2hu/ is reclining


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>2 posts in 24 hours



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make me


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>All these fairies unaware that the youkai are the ones in control



File: b5108f7290183ac⋯.jpg (185.88 KB, 763x887, 763:887, Momiji is now a cat.jpg)

Ayy meow




Somebody kick this poser off of Twitter.

And I thought this was a joke, no, he really said this.

I want to say something else about his activity on Twitter, I want to scream, but I just can't find the words. He should stop trying to play up his PR on Twitter though, basically -- it's really awkward, especially considering how egotistical he is.




That's clearly a frog.


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It's about time some of us fellas educate lil' Musky here on the true ways of 2hu.


hello im here for a /2hu/ boyfriend where do i apply


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Over here >>59073



im not quite sure how i feel about this

can i find cute touhou gfs(male) there?


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Yes, that's where most of them are on /2hu/.



I'm awake. What this board needs is more writefaggotry.


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this board needs more birds


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About what, for instance?


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This board needs more extraterrestrials.



steel donuts maybe?



Anon in Gensokyo.



Loli vampires


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A distant future where people stopped believing in the Holocaust causing 6 million youkai jews to suddenly materialize in Gensokyo threatening to destroy it, and it's up to Gensokyo's local jews (Yukari, Sanae and Mamizou) to beat the invading jews by outjewing them with an incredibly convoluted plot full of treachery, greed, fairy rape, backstabbing and malicious hand-rubbing.


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a fox mommy taking care of me while I'm sick


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A snow woman being taken care of by me while she hibernates.


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Seconding the freudian fantasy with Ran.


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I tried to make a Junko for the 8chanmania.

Do the fairies like it?




snore tbh




While you do not need a higher limit for making mania edits, there are also some moves locked behind clearing mission mode. The carlzilla mod suite has an option near the end of the list for unlocking all of it.


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Smoking is bad for your health.


8chan stop having problems.



We get it you vape.



>Blowing bubbles


Vaping is shit too.


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Prepare to be bullied, kiddo.


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The exploits of Aya during an incident, but in the style of Hunter S. Thompson.


Guys, I had a dream about dodging bullet patterns last night.



How well did you do?



Psh I've played through entire original STGs in my dreams.


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post replay


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Really /2hu/? I binge play Rimworld for a week and come back to see ye stopped posting without me? Again?


You deserve to be bullied.


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>playing games


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>Having fun


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She's been sitting in the corner crying after getting bullied. /2hu/, wat do?



Offer sympathy and a shoulder to cry on.



Not very well.


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hunt down the bullies


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>crying after getting bullied

Lmao, what a pussy. This is why Reisen 2.0 is superior.



Head pats, hugs, and a warm hearty meal or piping hot baked goods.



I first read that as

>Head pats, hugs, and warm heavy metal piping.

Had to do a second take.



Bully her some more!


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Local Kagerou fag put on brb gensokyo watch.


File: 806529b918539df⋯.jpg (389.78 KB, 1800x2200, 9:11, letty whiterock (touhou) d….jpg)

here you go

your new wife and daughter


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But she doesn't have lavender eyes.


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>decide to go on /k/

>find out that the Russians managed to sink a dry-dock



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delete this post now



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What did she teach this kid?



The wonders of pyromania!


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forbidden truths

also how to eat pussy



>also how to eat pussy

An important lesson for all growing lolis and shotas.


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Why haven't you converted to Taoism yet, /2hu/?


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>Tfw there are christcucks on this board.


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Is it time for sorting again?


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I'm always too lazy to finish it



Take some LSD



How did Letty become your #1?


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The seventh of every month is Rumia day

That means she gets double attack power and a 25% xp boost today


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Does she also get double fertility power and a 25% boost to having multiple offspring (twins, triplets, etc.)?


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The 7th of each month is the peak fertility of her cycle. This is the best and most likely time to have an encounter with Rumia.



She was so at the previous sort >>63773 . I chose her. It was during one of the 2017 8chan server crashes, but I don't remember when they happened.


Is this added up with the night attack bonus to get the final multiplier or is one of them applied first?


File: 9788d42e30c4a63⋯.jpeg (12.57 KB, 205x246, 5:6, 9788d42e30c4a6346512bdaa8….jpeg)

What are these Touhou sorting things anyways?


File: 3955d3ca5a91cf8⋯.png (80.7 KB, 200x894, 100:447, Top 40.png)

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A program/webpage that shows you two Touhou characters and tracks which ones you vote as being better than/your favorite over the other, until you've gone through enough times for it to establish a ranking list of favorite to least favorite character.


I'm too lazy to do it again so here's a list from 2013 where my waifu tied with two others.

Also more pregnant Rumias.


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The first snowfall arrived!


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leave me alone, winter


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File: 9b6b39e6772f786⋯.jpg (19.1 KB, 322x218, 161:109, chen waiting.jpg)



>still well above 15°C here


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>Melted by the time I got out of work

>Still snowing but they're closer to tiny beads now and they melt right away

Well it was nice while it lasted.



It collected overnight again, which is nice.


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I prefer the eastern/anime kemono style over copying the style of an old Disney movie.


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I prefer the gas chamber style because that's where furshitters belong.


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Just for you >>68719


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Newbie at the game here (I'm not going to mention what my goals are because they're so goddam casual ._.), I'm talking about EoSD for the most part her. Questions:

- How do you avoid having just one little lapse of concentration when going for 1cc? It's so goddam easy to just get completely blindsided by one little bullet you forgot about because it's been nearly 10 minutes of playing at high focus. I feel like I keep getting ruined at 1cc attempts from basic endurance issues.

- This is just a curiosity question. Where do you concentrate? Do you focus around the character, or are you looking at where the new bullets are being generated to try to gauge where you should end up and then just 'checking up on things' back with your character to make sure things are O.K. there?

-- Related to this, I had this really good run once where I wasn't paying attention to the character nearly at all, and surprised myself about how much I was dodging. When I tried to do it again another time, I failed horribly. I want to try to figure out what the hell I was doing there.

- Another curiosity question. When do you end up going into focused shot v. not focused shot?

- Why would I ever want to not be shooting?

- Sidenote: I've been playing Marisa for the longest time because POWER kind of appeals to me. I just tried Reimu tonight. It surprises me how subtle the differences are yet how perceptible they are. For one I kept dying because I kept anticipating her to have the same speed as Marisa and then not being able to get out of certain situations and ending up trapped. But my god does homing make life during the actual stages so much easier.



>- How do you avoid having just one little lapse of concentration when going for 1cc?

> I feel like I keep getting ruined at 1cc attempts from basic endurance issues.

Hit Escape after you finish stage 4 and take a tea break.

> Do you focus around the character

Do this for slow patterns

>or are you looking at where the new bullets are being generated

Do this for fast patterns,and don't focus too hard on this, glance to where your are from time to time to make sure you're not offset from where you think you are.

> I want to try to figure out what the hell I was doing there.

Take it easy.

> When do you end up going into focused shot v. not focused shot?

Focus/Unfocus is more about movement, shot difference is pretty much irrelevant in EoSD.

If you have the skill to dodge while unfocus, you can use it to get out of the way of a dense cluster of bullets to get in the way of a less denser one. If there's no difference anywhere, stay focused.

>- Why would I ever want to not be shooting?

Some enemies drop shots on death, some segments are easier if you keep them alive.


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>World War One ended 100 years + 2 hours ago




>cant memetext


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​>Not black greentexting


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>Meiling will never try to bake a cake for you with great enthusiasm and zero experience

>She will never look up to your with puppy eyes the size of small dinner plates after the damn thing nearly blows up the Scarlet Devil Mansion


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Why must you hurt me in this way?


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your what?



Failing to blow things up is so painful.



Writefags please.


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work sucks i should have stayed neet


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You enter the kitchen. Or what used to be the kitchen. With cake batter splattered across every available surface, including those that the dough should not realistically be able to reach, it currently is more akin to a class IV disaster zone.

There is a woman standing in its center. Locked in a state of trance as she absentmindedly continues to stir the contents of a pan, seemingly ignorant of the fact that said contents are literally everywhere safe for their intended location. Even as you approach, it takes a few seconds before the spell breaks and she actually notices you.

"H-hey", she says. Doing as best as she can to avoid actual eye contact. "I know it's your birthday, so ... uhm ... so I wanted to bake you cake." She stops and, looking around herself, only now seems to recognize the apocalyptic state of chaos that surrounds her. Her eyes widen, only to fall shut immediately as she continues to stir the empty pan with even more ferocity than before. Hoping, perhaps, that the product of her concentrated efforts would simply pop up if she just tried hard enough.

Quietly shaking your head, you finish the last steps towards the youkai girl. It takes a considerable amount of force on your part to wrestle the pan and the stirrer out of her hands before you deposit both on something that probably was a table before being bombarded with multiple layers of assorted backing ingredients.

You turn back to the gate guard. She still does not dare to meet your eyes. Worse still, her body is shaking. Her lips; trembling.

Overwhelmed by her own failure, Meiling is about to cry,

But not on your watch. Not on your fucking watch, damn it!

Her reaction as you pull her close - one hand on her shoulder, one on the back of her head - is startled, at first. But before long, she eases herself into you. Simply keeps rubbing her head across your shoulder as you can feel her slow, deep breaths surging against it; each of them dissipating her worry that you would be mad at her.

Hong Meiling is a gate guard. Most people think this means she is supposed to protect the grounds beyond the gate, but what she actually does is to protect the people residing within.

Yet right now?

Right now, you are protecting her.


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I want to hug and protect her.


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lets be honest, americans still have worse track record this year alone


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Hello /2hu/!


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Has /2hu/ read any new books recently? I've wanted to read Roadside Picnic but haven't gotten to it yet.


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I just read Roadside Picnic a week or two ago, its definitely worth the read.

I've been reading through some mishima short stories and i dont know if i like him well enough to read through a full length novel yet. I'm used to just reading older sci fi.



If in doubt, I can always recommend The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody by Will Cuppy. A bit outdated by modern historic standards, but if the chapter about Hannibal constantly asking about more elephants does not make you grin, you are beyond saving.


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That took me a second to get, I chuckled. They should have made her wings bigger.


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it's not aya's fault she has tiny wings


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I thought she could change her wings sizes or make them no visible because of Tengu magic and biology and shut up and stop asking questions.

Wouldn't have minded some artistic liberties with making them more apparent.


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>Aya will never lock you into her wings after she sees you being all cold and miserable.

>You will never feel a thousand feathers on your skin, slowly moving up and down with her every breath

>You will never find yourself in the warm, protective darkness between Aya's breasts and her wings, something normally reserved for Tengu mothers and their chicks.

I want to die.


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don't worry, hatate will do that for you!



But I don't want Hatate.

Just kidding. Heavens know Hatate could use a hug more than I do


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Sexualize the 2hus, especially if they're fairies or Yukari


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Tenderly love the 2hus and genderswapped 2hus alike.


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l dont even want to fuck anymore. l just want someone that will hug me and say everything will be fine


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Hugs and cuddling are wonderful too.


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>Background photo

Nice touch.


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Crossed was a fun read. I'm not saying that cause edgy, its actually the only apocalyptic story that's given me dread.


Bully the 2hus, cutes and milfs alike.



Thank you writefag


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So will we see refugees from 4cuck on our board?



The larger boards will catch most of them. We'll probably just have a couple more disrespectful pornposters is all.



I'd be okay with some of the people from the really old Touhou threads joining us, but otherwise I hope anyone that does come here won't bring in their cuckchan emotional baggage and memes with them.



I could see a few from 4/jp/ coming here when the mods inevitably start cracking down on Lewds.


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Bottom right for me.



Bottom right is the nicest, but I prefer it when she does it out of love/obliviousness rather than hypnosis.




You guys are really gay, he's revealing his penis you know!


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It's a very lovely penis.


My name is nate higgers and I hate niggers.



Top left. There's no point in abusing a girl if she can't at least protest.



l disagree. its shit. if she cannot control her body she shouldnt be able to talk. she would be only able to look and suffer



Hypnosis isn't about some dude micromanaging two bodies. And if you're looking for unrealistic stuff, you can notice Marisa doesn't seem to have her bloomers on.


Alright, dudes. I'll be posting ZUN's old, old art.

pre-EoSD old


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Oops, forgot to include them


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Here's some more!


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Happy Thanksgiving!



Happy Thanksgiving!






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Fuck Thanksgiving and fuck all holidays in general

Except New Years maybe


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<Power went out

<Phone battery at 55%



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Power's back. Now I can get back to fapping important work.


Anyone interested in reviving /cirno/?



/2hu/ in itself barely has any life left to it. Why exactly would you prop up another sub-board?


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how long have you been on /2hu/?


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~September 2014 or so, since the big exodus.




what a cute murderer and a nigger


long enough to forget dates


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Every board's been slowing down! So boring!


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I haven't been here for over an entire year. Has anything interesting happened? Personally, I'm still crazy and hear voices in my head, but overall much better. I've started learning Japanese, stopped being completely computer illiterate and finally got my childhood dream to come true, among other things.


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It'll all just die out eventually, theres no way to bring in more users outside of advertising to normalfags. This is the fate of anything as niche as an 8ch board.


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>tfw a flustered Yuugi will never allow you to rest your head in between and suck on her milkers while both of you are bathing in a hot spring.



I want Yuugi to bench press me.


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hey wake up and post some birds you nerds


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Ain't got no burbs, but I have this


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Woah, it's Rumia day!

What would you give her for Christmas?


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The gift of life.


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I'd invite her to a twelve-course dinner so she won't have me for dinner.

Once she is done and tired from being food-drunk, I take her into my bed and apply headrubs until she falls asleep.


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I got her the D


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yea the Disappointment


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Give me the Danish pastry, fairy!


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Oh yeah I remember you, the only big thing is that the faggot stalking Tewifag killed himself. He was fun while he lasted.


Every time I leave this happens, I didn't know you liked me this much /2hu/!


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A warm hat with a hole for her ribbon.



>that the faggot stalking Tewifag killed himself

I'm glad that I'm fondly remembered (assuming that isn't someone who came after I left).



I think it was someone else.


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The image looks relatively decent until you realize the Aki sisters have a bad case of Sweer Podado syndorm.


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I want to have Mokou in my bed to keep me warm during these cold winter nights.



I want to gently love mokou.


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have fun burning to death when she has a bad dream and self destructs

I'll just do what kaguya does and grab a rabbit to snuggle with


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How do you think ghost boobs feel like?



Canonically, the bodies of ghosts are cold to the touch (with the exception of vengeful spirits like Tojiko, which are hot to the touch).

That being said, Yuyuko's tiddies being anything but a warm and soft piece of paradise is not true - uninformed at best and a blank lie at worst.


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any tips on cuddling with the girls that have unusual anatomy? I don't want to hurt their wings or get an oni horn in my eye



>I don't want to hurt their wings

Wings are warm and fluffy. Dress lightly when expecting wing hugs. They're probably pretty fragile though, even when accounting for a youkai's toughness. When cuddling in bed, try not to put your weight on them.

>or get an oni horn in my eye

Buy some corks. She might not be happy about that though.


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Do you think the Moon Rabbits sometimes get homesick? Not so much because of the Lunarians, but about things like the Udonge Tree Gardens, or the various lunar mares.


All 2hus are niggers.



Sorry to hear about your incurable homosexuality.


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do rabbits even have feelings?

I'm not convinced


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>Wake up with a migraine

>Have to go to work



Nice blog



yep. epic4thewin.


So how can we get this board some more activity?


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We could participate in the /sudo/ hungergames.



Last I checked at least someone was nominating /2hu/. We just haven't won at all. Maybe host an event?


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>get decent work for a few months

>get sick with sinus infection from parent

>call work and have to cancel shifts

>get better

>no work for a week n a half

Thanks zero hour contracts :^(



Nice blog!



That Marisa is smol.


I wan 2 kiss a 2hu's clit guys.



Don't, they pee from there.



Right on man!



2 late fagotrn i kiss her dere.


ur welcum mai dodd


yukari brought me to gensokyo but made me shave everywhere and put on a frilly dress

she says it's an enforced dress code but I'm skeptical


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Could you ask her if one could apply for a transfer? I am willing to abide by any dress code and grooming standard


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What's wrong with dressing up like a cute and modest young girl?


Same here. I'll dress up any way she wants me to if it means having a chance to move in and get friendly with all the 2hus.





Cross dressing is degenerate.



>not crossdressing with the explicit purpose of getting nice and friendly with the 2hus, and then dumping the clothes and wander around naked to assert your masculinity before you fuck each and every 2hu and fairy that gets in your way

It seems to me that you are the homosexual one here buddy.


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>Needing to remove the dress to assert your masculinity and make sweet tender love to the 2hus

Don't worry fairy; we'll patiently wait for you to come out of the closet.


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The shading here is really nice. A very comfortable environment.




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Herro prease


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Meiling doesn't look too good today.



Jiangshi talismans belong on jiangshis alone.


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Me right now.

<Still have to work





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<No more work for the next five days


It's a living.


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Koishi's my friend



Kill yourself



Fucking rude dude.


>not a single post in 24 hours



In a year this board will fade away to nothing, like most other 8chan boards. Just a fleeting memory from a time long past.


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We missed you too, fairy.


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Why can't that be me?


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Good luck in 2019, are you drunk yet Fairies?





no need to be bitter faggot


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Happy New Year!


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Happy new year!


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>24 hours

Take it easy


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For 2019 we should have the Christmas and new year celebrations in summer so I can spend more winter time doing useful or fun things.


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Youmu is sad to see that this board has low activity.


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I hate weebs but like you guys


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Fuck niggers


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Fuck hungarians too, they are disgusting gypsies


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>Chinese landing craft is named after their moon goddess Chang'e

They really don't give Junko any rest, do they?


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I wouldn't give Junko any rest either.


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Remi came less prepared than she thought.


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>Older Touhou titles are gonna be released on Steam.

Oh boy! Achievements/trading cards when? Also, will they add a mode to skip bosses for people who play the games for the story?

The literally only good thing I can see about this is having some more players for the fighting games. The Sokufags might actually be able to get a game up for once. Then again, AoFC on Steam seems to be pretty dead.


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Give memes, now.


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So which 2hu will become a memehu next? My bet is on Jo'on. She is practically begging to be a memehu.


There has been no memehu since Clownpiece/Heca back in 2015. But I guess Aunn counts as a memehu sort of.



Momiji became a memehu in 2016



Momiji was always the le ebin awoogirl with ironic weebs before the MAGAshit happened.


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I'm pretty sure Pityblob Shion already overtook her sister by several magnitudes.


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A new year, a new Rumia day

Rumia cheers you on with whatever your new year's resolution is


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Happy New Year!


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Remember to give back to little Rumia for all she does for you.


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Giving food works, right?


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I want to cook for Rumia!


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>Fortune Teller shows up for fucking Grand Prix 13

Brb, checking if hell if freezing over




Fortune Teller is part of a team for the 13th Touhou M1 Grand Prix. Subbed versions were uploaded just a few days ago.



They did have many of the others in previous years.


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In 2016 momiji ascended beyond that of an ordinary memehu and became a legend.


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Anybody knows the source of this picture?



nvm found it



Care to share with the rest of the class?


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>summer too dry and hot, giant crop failures

>entire country now suffocating in snow



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>Had exactly done day of snow this year.

>Now it's either raining or looking as if its gonna start raining any second now

>Sparse daylight hours perpetually drowned under a thick layer of clouds.


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so tired


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Greetings! I found a way to get touhou running on my psp. It's at 1 fps and unplayable, but possible!


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Good night /2hu/.


Nice job.


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>Ausfag hasn't logged in since the 26th

>Have no email from him

>If any PM existed they're deleted weekly

>/2hu/ is currently up on the claim list




Then one of you fags should get it.



I put a claim in for it already, but it's "first come first serve", with no guarantee of support for active volunteers for a given board. I was giving a heads up in case someone wanted to submit a claim and increase the chances of it going to a regular member of the board rather than an outsider.


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This board needs more Letty.


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>Been strangely warm all winter

>Practically no snow in my part of Michigan

>Wake up today

>Everything is ice

>Ice rain

>Half the city has died in traffic accidents

>Almost had someone crash into me on the way to work


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>all of Jersey has been under 30 for a week

>will be below 10 all day Sunday

I am finding great use for this Ember mug I got for Christmas at least


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>Akyuu will turn 25 soon, meaning she only has 5 years of life left at most

Someone save her before it's too late.



I'm 31 and can confirm you die figuratively at this age as well

I can't learn new things, I can't enjoy new things, I can't make new friends

I wish /doomer/ was more active



She's fated to reincarnate, so it's not like she'll be gone for long. Marry and impregnate her; soon enough your waifu will become your daughteru too.


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Haven't been here in over a year.

How are you fairies going?



I'm doing alright. Welcome back.



Nice to have you back.

Had a bit of a health scare recently, but I'm otherwise alright. As for the board, it's slow sailing as usual, but as I mentioned earlier >>69282 now the BO's missing. Hasn't logged in for a couple of weeks and the board went up on the claims list. Whoever's in charge of that claim asked me to wait a week for Ausfag to come back before he'd make me BO. It's not on the list anymore and I don't know if that's because of the claim process or if Ausfag silently logged in without even so much as a hello.


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Parsee deserves more love.


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Yokey genocide?



I've recently returned as well.

Over the past year I lost about 40lbs and started using meetup to go out instead of being a complete shut-in. I've done things I'd resigned myself to never doing like meeting new people, driving places I'm unfamiliar with, and sometimes even having fun.

I tried two churches but found myself the only young person at the first and the only white person at the second. I was really hoping to meet a morally upright woman to marry, but it's all little girls, their mothers (father at home doing housework while the kids are out of his hair), and old widows. I still feel dead inside.

I was recently permanently banned from 4cuck for mouthing off to a mod, cutting me of from one of the largest avenues of social interaction I had. I miss /vg/. I considered reddit but even if you ignore the user base and PC police mods and admins, threads are hard to read and every topic is fractured into a thousand extremely specific boards and each thread is itself even more specific.

My irl answer to this question has to be "fine" or"great" or "alright". That nobody actually wants to hear that I'm unhappy makes me want to stay in, but I know if I don't go I'll regret it later.


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>yfw you will never be young enough again that burying your face in the breasts of a woman is seen as a socially acceptable or even adorably awkward trait.


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Gas the earthlings, Lunar War now.


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>lunarians are still assblasted about the sake bottle


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Maris a cute.


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<Jewkari was so assblasted about losing the first war that she spent 1000 years coming up with a plan just to steal some booze





>what are ulterior motives

That war ensured that a lot less youkai would try to breach the border and start trouble outside


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That Marisa player unlisted and archived his videos.


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<what is making up lame excuses to save face

No one starts a war and loses it on purpose risking the lives of thousands just to teach a lesson. Face it, your waifu tried to mess with the master race and got her ass kicked.


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this is the female equivalent of H doujins with a cute girl fucking a fat, ugly old guy with stink lines



>Japanese soldiers fraternizing with Chinese civilians, Nankin 1937 (colorized)



Faceless dark-skinned men truly are the strongest beings in Gensokyo, they can overpower and rape 2hus without breaking a sweat.


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>0 pph


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Lol. She's so cute when she's suicidal.


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>We represent the lolicon guild, the lolicon guild, the lolicon guild

>We represent the lolicon guiiiiiild, and we'd like to get our wombs all filled


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Oh yes, i like it.



I want to impregnate half a dozen fairies and take responsibility.


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Lolis learning to cross the road!



Did ZUN ever say what exactly happens if a Fairy gets physically "killed"? Do their corpses repair themselves on the spot they died or do they eventually vanish and manifest somewhere else again?



I've always assumed the latter but I don't really know.



Gurofags get ye gone.


In the case of the (cosplaying) zombie fairies at least they stop for a bit before moving again.


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>Gurofags get ye gone.

Rude, it was just a funny haha joke, dude. :3



My assumption was that they just turn in a cloud of sparkly dust, and respawn later from an instance of the concept they are bound to, be it plantlife, ice or sunlight or their season/element.



I didn't know Aya was a muslim



Aya akhbar


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>yfw not an Earth Rabbit

>Reisen will never let you sleep in her bed and cuddle the fear out of you after you had a bad dream.

>Kaguya will never pat your head

>Eirin will never make you suck on her tits for purely scientific purposes.



But anon how can you fuck 2D?



teh meido ist meanie ;_;


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do you own any pet amphibians /2hu/?


my only watched thread that is getting replies is a terrible one on /v/ that has devolved into ponies vs Steven Universe


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>tfw no Koakuma accountant that manages my legal and financial business


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I want to sing songs from H.M.S. Pinafore all night long with Murasa.


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carefree summer days exist only in our past


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It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no princess's rabbit.



I want to own and cuddle a deka fumo. I want to tenderly fug a deka fumo.



I want to own a deka fumo that comes to life and begins doing mysterious things.


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I've been trying to download the touhou lossy music collection for an entire year now.


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Found out today patchouli is an aphrodisiac, among other things.

>Patchouli has been known since ancient times throughout Asia; for its medicinal and antidepressant properties. It was used extensively in India; to scent, fix the color, and accelerated the drying time of inks and also scent and protected shawls and fabrics. In fact, you could determine genuine Kashmir fabrics by the scent of Patchouli. It was also used by Persians and Arabs alike to protect their precious handmade carpets from moths and other insects. In Victorian England, people would only buy shawls from India if they smelled of Patchouli, as its scent became associated with wealth and luxury. Patchouli became synonymous with the US popular culture of the 60’s and earlier 70’s.

>Patchouli is considered a heavy oil and as a base note in aromatherapy; is used often in cosmetics and perfumery. In fact it is one of the best perfume fixatives and is used in one out of every three perfume blends. Some of best selling Patchouli smelling perfumes including: Tom Ford White Patchouli, Reserve Perry Ellis for Women, Flowerbomb by Viktor & Rolf for Women, & Vanilla Patchouli by Molinard for Women. Often used for its aphrodisiac properties, Patchouli essential oil is often used in massage oils to evoke strong emotional response from both men and women. Another pleasing quality is that Patchouli is one of the few oils, that like wine improve with age.

>Patchouli has a number of therapeutic uses in skin care. Its astringent properties can help prevent sagging skin, by tightening skin and causing muscles and nerves to contract. Its cytophylactic properties, protect against lytic agents that lead to membrane disorganization and breakdown, therefore it is beneficial in skin cell regeneration and conditions such as dermatitis and eczema.

I wonder if she smells like patchouli.

Of course yes.


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Cookies anyone?



The cover alone makes those look tasty as fuck.


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New chapter of Clownpiece's manga is out.

<Luna was turned into a rock and now she's going to hell




that sounds fucking retarded

old fogies were right comics should be burned


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>Wake up at 7am groggy as fuck

>Can hardly keep my eyes open

>Maybe I'll sleep in a little longer before work


>Hear a noise from the door


>Suddenly wide awake

>Fly down the stairs thinking a family member was locked out or in trouble

>It was just the storm door flailing in the wind


>Weather looks like shit outside though

>Can't see a fucking thing out there through all the snow whipping around

>Make a bowl of cereal

>My older brother (who works at the same place as me) is walking around when his shift starts at 7am

>Think it must be because of the letter he got for jury duty

>Head upstairs

>Get a text message as I walk in

>It's my boss saying work's canceled

>If a shipping company is closing down for the day, it must be bad

>Check weather

>Snowstorm for the next 12 hours

>Expecting 1ft of snowfall, 40mph winds, -25F windchill and everything hidden by a shroud of powdery snow

We were getting more rain than snow this winter until that ice storm two weeks ago, and now this.



but comfy indoors?



Sort of. The sun room is turning into an ice box though; gonna have to seal it off.



>just got done shoveling 5-6 inches of snow off of the balcony so the roof won't collapse

>Hands are burning and the joints are screaming in pain



Popularity poll is open.


you guys know the drill

ignore newhus and vote for the Scarlet crew



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First time actually catching the poll, so I need an id issued. But the guide I found appears to be outdated. Is this reenter email or set an id or nickname?



That space is for entering the ID you used the last time you voted. It is used for statistic purposes I think. It is optional.

So in your case you have to leave it blank, since it's the first time you do it.


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>Blizzard intensifies

>Have work today

>Flooded with a ton of freight as usual for Monday's freight

>Boss calls working today a mistake

>Work cancelled for tomorrow

>Tons of medical supplies having their shipment delayed yet another day

Fuck off you damn yuki onna.



>Walked partway home because no ride when I left and they were locking up

>Trudged through 2ft deep snow and walked in a very busy road to avoid some of it the first 1/3rd of a mile

>Took 40-50 minutes just walking one mile to the gas station (~1/3rd of the way home)

>Freezing my ass off

Probably would've died if I hadn't finally gotten in contact with family partway there. Fuck me.


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rate my google translate skills


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Fuck that, I voted for the Lunarians and the Fortune Teller like I always do.


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>32MB away from completion

>The only two seeders ever around are a Swede and a German

>Can't maintain a connection long enough to download it



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/2hu/ should use /jp/'s CSS the entire year.



this fandom has been in decline for years, I'm surprised they kept doing it as long as they did


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when other cyrstals form around a rutile needle the resulting gem is referred to as a star gem


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Yamame doesn't get nearly enough attention.


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The popularity poll results are in:




They recruited a new team and the poll will be continued after all. Details will be announced soon.



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blondes and lolis at the top, as they should b-

where is Rumia?



most 2hu doujins (or at least the ones i've seen) seem to be mind break, hypnosis or any other kind of rape.


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<Ichirin is lower than Lily White, Medicine and even the fucking Fortune Teller despite being a playable character in every recent fighting game



I find fat, old, ugly men fucking cute girls everywhere, and it isn't even a genre I can avoid


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Yuugi's rank didn't drop this year. Fighting!


Nice taste.


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>Yukari is rank 12

>Ran is rank 39

>Chen is rank 63

I'm okay with this


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Boy I sure do miss when such a thing wasn't an issue.

Back home.



ZUN himself said she's a nobody, nothing more than Unzan's hitbox, there is no reason to care about her.

Fortune Teller is at least relatable in his willingness to sacrifice his humanity to gain power.


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Watatsuki sisters are higher than last year. Nice to see the fanbase is finally getting some taste.


Wait so there's no moderation on this board? No owner?



Yukari is for procreation

Ran is for recreation

Chen is also for procreation


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There is a BO; Ausfag just forgot to log in for a while. Then there are two vols - Tewi (myself) and NotBaph.


Been awhile but I'm back!


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>Setsubun was yesterday

>Totally forgot about it


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Yeah I was kinda AWOL at that time since I had a job out rural shitposting land and the internet wasnt great so I gave up and checked the board somewhat everyother week in a maccas car park while I filled up the car.

Hopefully no one will steal my dead board from me and make rude posts on it.


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Happy Rumia Day

May good fortune and cute blondes be upon you today


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Too sleepy for today.


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Thank you, fairy. Remember to treat her in one week too.


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I want a small blonde wife!


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I've been gone about 4 months. How have you all been doing?



banned for life for sassing a cuckchan mod, missing /vg/ and hookup posting on /adv/

I made a penpal on /adv/ so who knows


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>I made a penpal on /adv/

That's good to hear!


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>going to cuckchan in the first place

>going to /adv/ of all the places

Fairy pls


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Got gulaged from /leftypol/ for asking too many uncomfortable questions. Got unbanned and banned from halfchan for the same thing really. Few places on open internet can hold serious discussion nowadays.


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Honey it's okay they're just a bunch of rich jewgeois sionistas don't listen to them


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Been wagie and spent all my wagie money on no fumos and paintball swag to look guccie



we talk less and less every week

I feel like the situation has just reinforced my belief that nobody likes me and I'm unlikable, that no good comes from talking to people


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I like Touhous that have someone they can rely on, be it a friend or family.


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I like Touhous that are lonely and depressed just like me



every good man wants a sad lonely girl to make happy


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B-b-but I regularly see their ridiculous leftist drivel on frontpage and can't even do a scoraces dialogue with them.


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Cute girls being happy is nice, especially if you're the source of their happiness.


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Everyone has friends in Gensoukyou.


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Does Yukari look smug here or is it just me projecting her usual demeanour?


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smug is yukaris usual demeanour


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Reimu gets fucked by Kasen's severed arm in this new chapter of WaHH.


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<tfw Kasen's arm is a better girl than Kasen herself


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Happy Valentine's day!


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Kasen isn't half the oni her arm is. Sad. Hopefully Wicked Kasen will kick Virtuous Kasen's ass and they'll fuse into Super Kasen.


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Did cookies for my love this year.

Happy Valentine's~


Valentine's day is the cuck's holiday.



you can be bitter but acting sour grapes is pathetic


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me on the right


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i love how meiling is just a floating tit on this picture


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Not sure I get this one.


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This is a nice Patchouli. Especially the eyes.


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>dump two-40 pound bags of salt on my driveway

>not an inch of ice has melted



I want give her my son


no it doesn't work that way, there needs to be some liquid water to dissolve the salt

do you have one of Jeff Bezos' Amazon Flamethrowers?



What a waste. A bit of salt and an ice chipper would've been better.


A hardware store flamethrower for icy paths would've been handy too, but I think they can get a little expensive.


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I wanna smooch parsee's pretty face



imagine getting a handjob and jizzing all over her ex's engagement ring, then pulling it off and putting your own on her



>Not smooching her womb with your dick

Hurry up and make some babies with her!


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romance is dead apparently



Nothing wrong with romance; it's a wonderful thing and should be cherished. We're just lewd.



I think defiling her ex's broken promise and making a new wholesome one of your own is pretty romantic


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<This year's biggest supermoon will be on my birthday, February 19

What did the Lunarians mean by this?


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Maybe they're wishing you a happy birthday and hope you do your best this coming year.



>no it doesn't work that way, there needs to be some liquid water to dissolve the salt

I feel real stupid.

>do you have one of Jeff Bezos' Amazon Flamethrowers?

No, but I do have lighter fluid, gasoline, and matches.



That'll just make an uncontrollable fire that could burn your house down.


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Or maybe they're getting ready to invade the Earth and purify everyone. That would be nice too.


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Or they are geting ready to be BTFO again by humans&yokai.



Salt works best when the ground is still warm and before snow starts. As the flakes land they melt on the above freezing ground and start dissolving the salt, more flakes land and dissolve in the salt water, reducing salinity allowing more salt to be dissolved.

If the ground is already frozen, or the snow has already fallen, salt won't do much. If there is a layer of ice you can't get up you're best bet is to put down sand or kitty litter. This won't remove the ice, but it won't be so slippery.


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You mean the time that Yukari and her army of youkai got their asses kicked so hard they were still butthurt about it 1000 years later? Or the time humans were forced to act as the Lunarians' pawns because they couldn't stop the Lunarian robot spiders of death ravaging Gensokyo?



>Yukari intentionally sent the most rebellious and uncontrollable youkai to their deaths to keep them under control

>Lunarians have to attack Gensokyo to get someone to come over just so they can beg the Earthlings to save them from a fairy and a hysterical woman who only came over to foolishly try to kill an immortal


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>(((lunarian)))posting this hard


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<believing yukari's bullshit excuses for losing


More like hold all of Gensokyo hostage to force the earthplebs to do all the dirty work for them. The Lunarians simply didn't want to get their hands dirty killing a bunch of impure hellniggers.


<not Lunarianposting

Lol, fag.


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>The Lunarians simply didn't want to get their hands dirty

>Literally hid themselves by freezing the entire capital in stasis to hide from the life-filled fairies

<M-muh purity


I want to defile a moongirl with my impure Earth dick over and over and over



2hus are for tender lovemaking, even the Lunarians.




the moon coons consider all terrestrial humans impure, it doesn't matter how gentle or sweet I am to them it is defiling


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Moongirls are not for lewd, they're for admiring from a distance.


/2hug/? Is that a board for people who want to hug 2hus?



I will breed by any means necessary


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It may not be a real board, but at least we have a thread for it. >>67702


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they are so cute when they hug


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Happy birthday!


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Happy Birthday!



they meant "happy birthday, please enjoy low gravity sex with our moon bunnies to celebrate"


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Thanks, dudes.


Can I keep the rabbits afterwards? I doubt they'd want them back anyways.



they have plenty, I'm sure they wouldn't miss a few


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I want to give a moon rabbit a good home and lots of love.

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