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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

File: 1da723165678e17⋯.png (136.9 KB, 701x609, 701:609, 1481662054247.png)

 No.48138

Post ITT every time you visit /2hu/. This way we'll certainly have more activity.

If my old thread starts working again then just ignore this one.

 No.68436

File: 48a8a32b9d35479⋯.jpg (118.61 KB, 733x1024, 733:1024, 5985d19f3f83c0db791a2aa00e….jpg)

This world is for bullying.


 No.68438

File: b98b073006433c0⋯.png (796.3 KB, 786x1000, 393:500, rawr_model_by_guuchama-d8j….png)

curse you


 No.68439

File: 19eb242f98d947f⋯.png (378.28 KB, 1024x1280, 4:5, 19eb242f98d947f851e0576d18….png)

>>68434


 No.68440

>>68433

Por Sakuya, she will have to clean it.


 No.68442

File: 273ffe30758e8e7⋯.png (1.56 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, ClipboardImage.png)

>you will never be a little boy lewded by a predatory monster.


 No.68443

File: c1bc27cdf9695d0⋯.png (530.75 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, 71025698_p7.png)

hey losers


 No.68444

File: 00ae0529e922c89⋯.jpg (536.88 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, 44884642_p0.jpg)

>>68443

Hello


 No.68445

>>68443

Yo, Sparrow stew.


 No.68447

File: b80728d31a45516⋯.jpg (114.27 KB, 804x445, 804:445, 2842461df8aa329c0a7424c631….jpg)

>Job recently hired three blacks, two of them women

>All of them goof off and work slower than molasses

>So loud that the boss forces everyone to take their breaks on the break room

>All the competent workers in my department are moved to different areas but one

>He got into an argument with the noisiest sheboon about how she's not doing her job

>She's yelling loud enough that a manager and assistant manager had to intervene

>Could be heard from the other end of the warehouse

>They take statements from "everyone"

>Niggers side with niggers

>No chance to give my own

>Guy calls out how women have been moving up in the company faster than the men, get punished less and how everyone in charge here is a woman

>Fired

>Now I have to wrangle three uppity niggers on my own while being the only competent person in the back of the warehouse

>Any new hires will either quit early on due to the presence of niggers or be another nigger themselves

Why the hell am I still working here? Oh right, no money.


 No.68449

>>68447

Shit fairy, get any other job or try to get them fired asap.


 No.68450

>>68447

>His brother quit/got fired too

Fug.

>>68449

I want to join my friend at his new job, but I don't have forklift driving experience. Even if they trained me, if I don't work his exact hours I won't be able to ride with him to work, which is pretty far out of town. Considering he speeds home at night and it still takes him more than half an hour to travel, it'll cost me an arm and a leg to go to and from via uber.


 No.68451

>>68447

Look into getting higher compensation for it at least. Seeing as few people want your job you look to be in a position to ask your higher-ups for a greater salary. Bring up what you have to deal with in a nice-ish way but be assertive in that you desire higher pay. Bring up your other job opportunities if you can, pushing them to be more competitive here.


 No.68452

File: 8581359d2a8260c⋯.jpg (266.67 KB, 717x596, 717:596, SSiB-030.jpg)

Meidos can't catch you if you're on fire.


 No.68453

File: 0ed254ab4865b9e⋯.png (1.19 MB, 952x1345, 952:1345, 64611045_p0.png)

>>68452

Getting caught wasn't part of the plan.


 No.68454

File: 40b91652d2c810b⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 2.04 MB, 1017x1443, 339:481, ClipboardImage.png)

LOL


 No.68455

File: 954df49274e1491⋯.jpg (104.02 KB, 1080x998, 540:499, 31b6f1a7d606ff8486b68026a5….jpg)

>Phone data cap reached


 No.68463

File: 5c433c5fa827737⋯.jpg (61.85 KB, 452x524, 113:131, 72c2f019d4aa5ff46ed9bd9c1e….jpg)

>Still up at 2am because of vidya

>Have to be up at 7 to get ready for work

Only myself to blame.


 No.68464

File: 7b4cdd4e3358818⋯.jpg (29.56 KB, 407x640, 407:640, 22871_p0.jpg)


 No.68466

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

What's the song 50 seconds in?


 No.68468

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>68466

Just found it, it was "Border of Extacy" by IOSYS


 No.68469

File: 673d96c07551811⋯.jpg (188.04 KB, 1333x1000, 1333:1000, 784d21a86c5b60808807798da4….jpg)

>>68454

<Raymoo is stuck in Hell

Good, I hope she stays there.


 No.68472

File: 298e33537db5037⋯.png (20.25 KB, 400x450, 8:9, cirno .png)

>>48138

There is was a small bridge where one of my great-grandmothers lived, that you never had to through alone at the night, because a black shadow appeared to you and according to those who lived out there you left unconscious, or maybe it was just a violín kjjjj


 No.68478

File: a40a25a7ee0d40d⋯.jpg (418.49 KB, 1000x1100, 10:11, 33668864_p0_master1200.jpg)

Taoists are the best!


 No.68479

File: 0a9668ad3690e1d⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 565.88 KB, 700x800, 7:8, __kaku_seiga_and_mononobe_….png)


 No.68480

File: d0c4c430eb7aee8⋯.png (71.33 KB, 421x248, 421:248, 138934315031.png)

>>68478

Taoists are mentally ill.

Futo = Pyromaniac murderer

Tojiko = Misanthrope with anger issues

Seiga = Textbook sociopath

Miko = Narcissistic tranny


 No.68481

>>68480

Question is are the Kyoukos going in or out?

Or even standing still?


 No.68482

File: 18a375d09d1371d⋯.jpg (725.83 KB, 1045x1125, 209:225, 48615727_p0.jpg)

>>68479

Seiga's so cute!

>>68480

>Pyromaniac murderer

She only kills degenerate youkai like you.

>Misanthrope with anger issues

YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SACK OF SHIT.

>Textbook sociopath

She's still a human being you textbook bully, she deserves respect.

>Narcissistic tranny

Wow, rude.

Go eat human babies loser.


 No.68483

File: 1b8f144ba190dcb⋯.jpg (756.3 KB, 1536x2172, 128:181, __toyosatomimi_no_miko_tou….jpg)

>>68480

>She only kills degenerate youkai like you.

Oh, but just why does Tojiko happen to be a ghost? It's almost like someone intentionally sabotaged her shikaisen ritual with the intent of having the crown prince all of herself.

>YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SACK OF SHIT.

Oh hey Futo, you tried to murder me and I came back as a ghost anyway? Through pure chance? Hah, let's be friends anyway (I totally do not pretend liking you because Miko might send both of us away if we start fighting).

>She's still a human being you textbook bully, she deserves respect.

Seiga is such an abomination that even her own Taoist allies do not like her. They only keep her around out of respect for granting them immortality. Or, perhaps, to keep her under control. Not to speak about desecrating a corpse and turning her into her personal bullet shield.

>Wow, rude. Go eat human babies loser.

Weird. I could have sworn that it was Seiga who relied on "fetal movements" for her spellcards. Oh well. Betraying your entire nation by spreading Buddhism while you yourself secretly learn Taoism to achieve your own immortality certainly is a laudable goal. She certainly did it so she could guide future generations. I mean, a politician is always someone you can trust.

If there is one thing, and just one positive thing to say about the Taoist lot, it is that Miko possesses enough charisma to prevent the other girls from killing each other.


 No.68487

File: bed6e4a9639fe64⋯.jpg (119.68 KB, 1024x1200, 64:75, Dpt0c7LVAAARW19.jpg)

<wake up

<see this

What do?


 No.68489

File: c46d77f8f798e2f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 275.58 KB, 800x800, 1:1, c46d77f8f798e2febf38aee54e….jpg)

File: 79ce415c7a8307f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 291.71 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 79ce415c7a8307ff5920764ace….jpg)

File: 84fbf2fae5a7228⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 471.36 KB, 987x989, 987:989, 84fbf2fae5a7228de7c83e9e60….png)

File: 6ea643af7c60683⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 570.35 KB, 1200x940, 60:47, 6ea643af7c606839287b03c435….jpg)

File: a43f4db54b33870⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 891.12 KB, 955x1200, 191:240, a43f4db54b338705354f859d9d….jpg)

>>68487

Hold on tight and prepare for the wild ride. Also pump her full of semen until she's guaranteed to be pregnant. Then we'll hold hands and cuddle under the bedsheets, vowing to take responsibility before we fall asleep in each other's arms.


 No.68490


 No.68491

File: c2373cf856737f7⋯.png (608 KB, 874x620, 437:310, __shiki_eiki_touhou_drawn_….png)

>>68487

reversal!


 No.68492

File: 40483ad21435ced⋯.png (469.91 KB, 647x906, 647:906, __hinanawi_tenshi_and_kaza….png)

>>68487

Repent before she snaps your neck.


 No.68493

File: 58cd1d0a9fdcdd1⋯.jpg (439.13 KB, 764x1071, 764:1071, 60844073_p4_master1200.jpg)

>>68487

Film myself fucking her without her consent. Then, threaten to post it online if she doesn't become my slave.


 No.68494

File: 3e4127a9f6e139d⋯.jpg (154.45 KB, 1000x850, 20:17, 3e4127a9f6e139d4a796726450….jpg)

>>68493

Yikes, this one's going into your sin compilation.


 No.68495

File: f2f24482bef6a60⋯.png (3.16 MB, 2590x3390, 259:339, ae1461ca94d840d6b906e27920….png)

>>68494

If she doesn't hand me an express ticket to heaven then she's shit out of luck.


 No.68496

File: a51e88a879e0e15⋯.jpg (917.91 KB, 3500x2940, 25:21, a51e88a879e0e1594aa66628c6….jpg)

>>68495

Bro, this is not looking good for your record. I urge you to stop before you get sent to Hell before you even die.


 No.68497

>>68495

You would've gotten that express ticket to heaven if you both consented to tender passionate lovemaking. But no, you just had to add your contrarian anti-2hu faggotry into the mix. Now you're going to hell where there are no computers, phones or internet. Or warm loving Yama sex. You're just going to get giant spiked oni clubs jammed up your ass for all eternity.


 No.68498

File: 0c84656ab6abd23⋯.png (1.36 MB, 968x1811, 968:1811, __shiki_eiki_touhou_drawn_….png)

I had a dream where I died in an accident and found myself standing before eiki but some glitch had to have occured because I wasn't part of her jurisdiction

I had to spend a few weeks hanging out in her private quarters while afterlife bureaucrats sorted through the red tape

we got pretty close in those weeks and on the day I was supposed to be judged by the proper authority, she said she pulled some strings because of how much she enjoyed our time together

then she kissed me and I woke up drenched in sweat


 No.68499

File: fc1cc5c3df48ef2⋯.jpg (52.13 KB, 400x400, 1:1, CirnoBush911.jpg)

Yuyuko is such a goofball in IN, I love it


 No.68506

File: d2eb87952283de3⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 776.65 KB, 700x931, 100:133, d2eb87952283de3e90e0e0a852….png)

>>68498

Sounds like she might've gotten you a second chance at life. Cherish it and live a good life. Do it for her!


 No.68514

File: 8d8f6f6e312333c⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1748x2480, 437:620, enabled chen 1.png)

>we're getting DDoS'd

>again

I'm unironically thinking of contacting Bui and asking him how much he wants for spamming the QLarp boards with furshit if its because of those literal boomers again


 No.68516

>>68487

aM i BeInG dEtAiNeD?


 No.68519

File: 224df282b06e12f⋯.jpg (95.78 KB, 900x1440, 5:8, shiki eiki (touhou) drawn ….jpg)

eiki is my super lewd yet faithful girlfriend


 No.68520

File: 94b4dc0bea47bab⋯.jpg (35.09 KB, 420x288, 35:24, 94b4dc0bea47babd6e6447cb6b….jpg)

>>68519

Uhhhhmmmmm... what?


 No.68524

File: 2f9a38de2405aa4⋯.jpg (175.1 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, Shinki_Eiki.jpg)

>>68519

Eiki would be the kind of obsessively controlling girlfriend who gave you "Good boy" magnets on the fridge for behaving and "Bad Boy" ones for disobeying any of the given relationship laws on the three pages she printed out and glued right next to the magnets.

And you'd always earn more bad boy points than you could realistically earn good boy ones. Fuck, you wouldn't be sleeping on the couch, you would be sleeping outside even if she was the one who moved into your house.

Besides, Eiki is flat as a board. Go with Komachi and enjoy the sight as Eiki starts glowing with concentrated butthurt.


 No.68525

File: 2946905ded6b171⋯.jpg (222.89 KB, 512x384, 4:3, shiki eiki (touhou) drawn ….jpg)

>>68524

let's say I actually manage to earn some good boy points

what prizes will she give me?


 No.68526

>>68525

You get to play with your gaming console. For an hour.


 No.68532

File: e9e6fe5791307e4⋯.jpg (168.9 KB, 586x598, 293:299, Depressed Raymoo.jpg)

>Violet Delta disbanded

Fiddlefucks.


 No.68534

>>68532

Never really heard of them. Were they good?


 No.68535

File: 34005a6713c6a7a⋯.png (226.45 KB, 500x649, 500:649, 661d692d60142e29dc96a9342b….png)

File: 96871215f566bd4⋯.png (367.19 KB, 500x666, 250:333, bf773ad96dff2c8af72c0fabc2….png)


 No.68542

File: c4e2a4371babe02⋯.jpg (177.21 KB, 1497x1145, 1497:1145, 6de78f0d5ee02f35e3bc83872f….jpg)

>/2hu/ is reclining


 No.68543

File: b4221c53d230e56⋯.jpg (160.04 KB, 850x700, 17:14, I'm lovin' it™.jpg)

>>68542

>2 posts in 24 hours

WAKE UP /2HU/


 No.68544

File: f046744dfeb95c0⋯.jpg (984.36 KB, 1102x1102, 1:1, flandre scarlet (touhou) d….jpg)

>>68543

make me


 No.68545

File: 7d6649ae32f7e5a⋯.png (323.78 KB, 800x600, 4:3, b1a964a5c28e031f02ae9edd12….png)

>>68543

>All these fairies unaware that the youkai are the ones in control

GENSOKYO WAKE UP


 No.68547

File: b5108f7290183ac⋯.jpg (185.88 KB, 763x887, 763:887, Momiji is now a cat.jpg)

Ayy meow


 No.68549

>>68547

>catgirl

Somebody kick this poser off of Twitter.

And I thought this was a joke, no, he really said this.

I want to say something else about his activity on Twitter, I want to scream, but I just can't find the words. He should stop trying to play up his PR on Twitter though, basically -- it's really awkward, especially considering how egotistical he is.


 No.68550

>>68547

>Cat

That's clearly a frog.


 No.68551

File: 94f7d5e634f5f6c⋯.jpg (608.79 KB, 786x1100, 393:550, 01d8ffbbe1eccde43254afde45….jpg)

>>68547

>cat

It's about time some of us fellas educate lil' Musky here on the true ways of 2hu.


 No.68552

hello im here for a /2hu/ boyfriend where do i apply


 No.68553

File: e5e259f9843fcf0⋯.png (678.24 KB, 980x1007, 980:1007, 530cd60a5f582008a369ef6a55….png)

>>68552

Over here >>59073


 No.68554

>>68553

im not quite sure how i feel about this

can i find cute touhou gfs(male) there?


 No.68556

File: ad9d001871f121f⋯.jpg (105.9 KB, 715x1000, 143:200, e37ace0ae5cfc3dda916f78364….jpg)

>>68554

Yes, that's where most of them are on /2hu/.


 No.68558

>>68543

I'm awake. What this board needs is more writefaggotry.


 No.68559

File: 42010868a2b5dc9⋯.png (472.46 KB, 1310x926, 655:463, 71303716_p0.png)

this board needs more birds


 No.68560

File: 112ccb1a84b7b1c⋯.jpg (1.42 MB, 1181x1771, 1181:1771, 64032011_p0.jpg)


 No.68563

>>68558

About what, for instance?


 No.68566

File: db661cf4bcce8f2⋯.png (338.81 KB, 800x825, 32:33, 3b88c56fe58df1aea0e7868621….png)

This board needs more extraterrestrials.


 No.68569

>>68563

steel donuts maybe?


 No.68570

>>68563

Anon in Gensokyo.


 No.68572

>>68563

Loli vampires


 No.68574

File: 5cfbbe687e4a4c8⋯.jpg (155.6 KB, 435x551, 15:19, 1439721293895.jpg)

>>68563

A distant future where people stopped believing in the Holocaust causing 6 million youkai jews to suddenly materialize in Gensokyo threatening to destroy it, and it's up to Gensokyo's local jews (Yukari, Sanae and Mamizou) to beat the invading jews by outjewing them with an incredibly convoluted plot full of treachery, greed, fairy rape, backstabbing and malicious hand-rubbing.


 No.68575

File: fbb1b03753ee824⋯.jpeg (133.88 KB, 1200x822, 200:137, Doba4Y0UcAAsQkj.jpeg)

>>68563

a fox mommy taking care of me while I'm sick


 No.68576

File: 29e2815528da01a⋯.jpg (73.23 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, DqH7JEUU8AEO6wO.jpg)

>>68563

A snow woman being taken care of by me while she hibernates.


 No.68577

File: 970735c0b0df762⋯.jpg (680.61 KB, 1050x1400, 3:4, ran 26.jpg)

>>68575

Seconding the freudian fantasy with Ran.


 No.68578

File: 78a30fce9670936⋯.jpg (68.44 KB, 693x795, 231:265, Junko Wrestler.jpg)

I tried to make a Junko for the 8chanmania.

Do the fairies like it?


 No.68579

>>68578

>Sportsgames

snore tbh


 No.68580

>>68578

>180/180

While you do not need a higher limit for making mania edits, there are also some moves locked behind clearing mission mode. The carlzilla mod suite has an option near the end of the list for unlocking all of it.


 No.68583

File: de1e24f915ab568⋯.jpg (423.74 KB, 2990x2917, 2990:2917, elon musk and imaizumi kag….jpg)


 No.68585

File: 92c509b9670a1e5⋯.png (1.56 MB, 1764x1233, 196:137, 43f721dccf0987358c3fac27a4….png)

>>68583

Smoking is bad for your health.


 No.68586

8chan stop having problems.


 No.68588

>>68585

We get it you vape.


 No.68589

>>68588

>Blowing bubbles

>Vaping

Vaping is shit too.


 No.68591

File: fda158616ebe313⋯.png (203.12 KB, 709x425, 709:425, tumblr_ph7y3r6I0t1w50afpo1….png)

File: 95681c4a2fd902a⋯.png (229.39 KB, 798x471, 266:157, tumblr_ph7y3r6I0t1w50afpo2….png)


 No.68592

File: caa5b1dabeffffb⋯.jpg (869.46 KB, 1500x1059, 500:353, 5026dc288bf8e33bd933e0e9ad….jpg)

>>68591

>tumblr

Prepare to be bullied, kiddo.


 No.68593

File: 39c0282e8c5343b⋯.jpg (785.38 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, __cirno_and_moriya_suwako_….jpg)


 No.68598

>>68563

The exploits of Aya during an incident, but in the style of Hunter S. Thompson.


 No.68601

Guys, I had a dream about dodging bullet patterns last night.


 No.68602

>>68601

How well did you do?


 No.68603

>>68601

Psh I've played through entire original STGs in my dreams.


 No.68604

File: 8360415c18ff9a8⋯.jpg (454.22 KB, 799x551, 799:551, 4962184_p0.jpg)

>>68603

post replay


 No.68605

File: 6ad78df30701a50⋯.jpg (1.12 MB, 1037x1398, 1037:1398, 67640953_p0.jpg)

File: df1fd4154cf0d14⋯.jpg (590.56 KB, 1320x1239, 440:413, 67953618_p0.jpg)

>>68543

Really /2hu/? I binge play Rimworld for a week and come back to see ye stopped posting without me? Again?

>>68591

You deserve to be bullied.


 No.68606

File: 7a43a40f2c8ee64⋯.jpg (23.93 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 7a43a40f2c8ee649837f0bd3d7….jpg)

>>68605

>playing games


 No.68609

File: ed1e54e87eca2b6⋯.jpg (112 KB, 1000x850, 20:17, Smug Birb.jpg)

>>68606

>Having fun


 No.68610

File: 6afd4cfd1a1612c⋯.jpg (53.23 KB, 564x699, 188:233, ce4384f249bb8c2a5b7424c29e….jpg)

She's been sitting in the corner crying after getting bullied. /2hu/, wat do?


 No.68611

>>68610

Offer sympathy and a shoulder to cry on.


 No.68613

>>68602

Not very well.


 No.68614

File: bed133fcba98aa6⋯.png (1.63 MB, 2200x2400, 11:12, __reisen_udongein_inaba_to….png)

>>68610

hunt down the bullies


 No.68615

File: e1a2675f53126d2⋯.png (172.17 KB, 802x601, 802:601, teleports behind you.png)

>>68610

>crying after getting bullied

Lmao, what a pussy. This is why Reisen 2.0 is superior.


 No.68616

>>68610

Head pats, hugs, and a warm hearty meal or piping hot baked goods.


 No.68617

>>68616

I first read that as

>Head pats, hugs, and warm heavy metal piping.

Had to do a second take.


 No.68618

>>68610

Bully her some more!


 No.68619

File: 78f5b3d8e234c4b⋯.jpg (182.29 KB, 1200x883, 1200:883, Diji_MrVMAAwHqi.jpg)


 No.68620

File: 333b81c37bce403⋯.png (74.64 KB, 588x426, 98:71, ClipboardImage.png)

>>68547

Local Kagerou fag put on brb gensokyo watch.


 No.68628

File: 806529b918539df⋯.jpg (389.78 KB, 1800x2200, 9:11, letty whiterock (touhou) d….jpg)

here you go

your new wife and daughter


 No.68629

File: 0b4855da9259202⋯.jpg (494.37 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 31528836_p1.jpg)

>>68628

But she doesn't have lavender eyes.


 No.68634

File: b00fa9b010b9073⋯.jpg (36.01 KB, 346x347, 346:347, Snickering.jpg)

>decide to go on /k/

>find out that the Russians managed to sink a dry-dock

AHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


 No.68635

File: d2fbc47ebe51f4b⋯.png (84.61 KB, 273x252, 13:12, 1528840159253.png)

>>68634

delete this post now


 No.68636


 No.68642

File: 32e82139a02a186⋯.png (697.47 KB, 1200x1071, 400:357, ClipboardImage.png)

What did she teach this kid?


 No.68645

>>68642

The wonders of pyromania!


 No.68646

File: b87ef6397ec459e⋯.png (419.45 KB, 1315x1000, 263:200, __fujiwara_no_mokou_maribe….png)

>>68642

forbidden truths

also how to eat pussy


 No.68651

>>68646

>also how to eat pussy

An important lesson for all growing lolis and shotas.


 No.68652

File: 2ad6d02ed584ffd⋯.jpg (166.92 KB, 788x466, 394:233, 102113942.jpg)

Why haven't you converted to Taoism yet, /2hu/?


 No.68653

File: 3a530ac619e6921⋯.png (351.09 KB, 572x680, 143:170, smuggy smug.png)

>>68652

>Tfw there are christcucks on this board.


 No.68664

File: 08815874a0bad92⋯.png (40 KB, 793x413, 793:413, shinmyoumaru tears.png)

I HATE HAVING MIGRAINES


 No.68680

File: 7b570a9bacb62f3⋯.png (1.22 MB, 1487x1536, 1487:1536, 2hu_sort.png)

Is it time for sorting again?


 No.68682

File: e289a6543909458⋯.jpg (1.91 MB, 3590x3200, 359:320, [Linkin Park playing in th….jpg)

>>68680

I'm always too lazy to finish it


 No.68683

>>68664

Take some LSD


 No.68684

>>68680

How did Letty become your #1?


 No.68685

File: ec7d1d25bb4e765⋯.jpg (237.27 KB, 1191x1684, 1191:1684, rumia (touhou) drawn by ki….jpg)

The seventh of every month is Rumia day

That means she gets double attack power and a 25% xp boost today


 No.68686

File: 926045776f92d98⋯.jpg (74.66 KB, 608x900, 152:225, 5b50a5f5444ae3574bac240696….jpg)

>>68685

Does she also get double fertility power and a 25% boost to having multiple offspring (twins, triplets, etc.)?


 No.68688

File: 3607182fa827447⋯.jpg (2.79 MB, 1500x2150, 30:43, 71551135_p0.jpg)

>>68686

The 7th of each month is the peak fertility of her cycle. This is the best and most likely time to have an encounter with Rumia.


 No.68689

>>68684

She was so at the previous sort >>63773 . I chose her. It was during one of the 2017 8chan server crashes, but I don't remember when they happened.

>>68685

Is this added up with the night attack bonus to get the final multiplier or is one of them applied first?


 No.68690

File: 9788d42e30c4a63⋯.jpeg (12.57 KB, 205x246, 5:6, 9788d42e30c4a6346512bdaa8….jpeg)

What are these Touhou sorting things anyways?


 No.68691

File: 3955d3ca5a91cf8⋯.png (80.7 KB, 200x894, 100:447, Top 40.png)

File: 6f09b5345873f9c⋯.jpg (53.79 KB, 506x800, 253:400, 6f09b5345873f9c4b95e69285c….jpg)

File: e62710244009d9f⋯.jpg (77.89 KB, 600x800, 3:4, e62710244009d9f2f21d76fff8….jpg)

File: 92cef564062b152⋯.jpg (130.93 KB, 617x800, 617:800, 92cef564062b152a0a1b68fac5….jpg)

File: 9d9779dc3bd241f⋯.png (758.29 KB, 719x1000, 719:1000, 9d9779dc3bd241ffc1f910a8cd….png)

>>68690

A program/webpage that shows you two Touhou characters and tracks which ones you vote as being better than/your favorite over the other, until you've gone through enough times for it to establish a ranking list of favorite to least favorite character.

https://tohosort.frelia.my/

I'm too lazy to do it again so here's a list from 2013 where my waifu tied with two others.

Also more pregnant Rumias.


 No.68696

File: 98ac5e8b6f2eedc⋯.jpg (640.74 KB, 1447x2047, 1447:2047, 98ac5e8b6f2eedcb75ef902cf5….jpg)

The first snowfall arrived!


 No.68697

File: 6dbfe449d54e117⋯.jpg (183.04 KB, 724x1023, 724:1023, aki minoriko, aki shizuha,….jpg)

>>68696

leave me alone, winter


 No.68698

File: d7476d12870b6ac⋯.jpg (212.94 KB, 1050x1100, 21:22, DOBuByLUIAEZ8YL.jpg)

>>68696

Perfect


 No.68699

File: 9b6b39e6772f786⋯.jpg (19.1 KB, 322x218, 161:109, chen waiting.jpg)

>>68696

>november

>still well above 15°C here


 No.68701

File: 270fac821b88338⋯.jpg (98.94 KB, 698x658, 349:329, 1b8cc30eac4d8f69311f8d01d5….jpg)

>>68696

>Melted by the time I got out of work

>Still snowing but they're closer to tiny beads now and they melt right away

Well it was nice while it lasted.


 No.68707

>>68701

It collected overnight again, which is nice.


 No.68708

File: 2a0c92825ba01b7⋯.png (395.08 KB, 839x567, 839:567, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f39a96c40f82ade⋯.png (556.3 KB, 839x567, 839:567, ClipboardImage.png)

Yiffe!


 No.68709

>>68708

I prefer the eastern/anime kemono style over copying the style of an old Disney movie.


 No.68717

File: 8ef21dc5c0aea86⋯.png (969.05 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, DLTJ7PeVwAAX3tl.png)

>>68709

I prefer the gas chamber style because that's where furshitters belong.


 No.68722

File: 4992d3d5721983c⋯.jpg (46.76 KB, 500x500, 1:1, dat chen.jpg)

>>68717

Just for you >>68719


 No.68731

File: 19028c66e03787a⋯.jpg (268.31 KB, 2347x1544, 2347:1544, patchoulirelaxed.jpg)

Newbie at the game here (I'm not going to mention what my goals are because they're so goddam casual ._.), I'm talking about EoSD for the most part her. Questions:

- How do you avoid having just one little lapse of concentration when going for 1cc? It's so goddam easy to just get completely blindsided by one little bullet you forgot about because it's been nearly 10 minutes of playing at high focus. I feel like I keep getting ruined at 1cc attempts from basic endurance issues.

- This is just a curiosity question. Where do you concentrate? Do you focus around the character, or are you looking at where the new bullets are being generated to try to gauge where you should end up and then just 'checking up on things' back with your character to make sure things are O.K. there?

-- Related to this, I had this really good run once where I wasn't paying attention to the character nearly at all, and surprised myself about how much I was dodging. When I tried to do it again another time, I failed horribly. I want to try to figure out what the hell I was doing there.

- Another curiosity question. When do you end up going into focused shot v. not focused shot?

- Why would I ever want to not be shooting?

- Sidenote: I've been playing Marisa for the longest time because POWER kind of appeals to me. I just tried Reimu tonight. It surprises me how subtle the differences are yet how perceptible they are. For one I kept dying because I kept anticipating her to have the same speed as Marisa and then not being able to get out of certain situations and ending up trapped. But my god does homing make life during the actual stages so much easier.


 No.68735

>>68731

>- How do you avoid having just one little lapse of concentration when going for 1cc?

> I feel like I keep getting ruined at 1cc attempts from basic endurance issues.

Hit Escape after you finish stage 4 and take a tea break.

> Do you focus around the character

Do this for slow patterns

>or are you looking at where the new bullets are being generated

Do this for fast patterns,and don't focus too hard on this, glance to where your are from time to time to make sure you're not offset from where you think you are.

> I want to try to figure out what the hell I was doing there.

Take it easy.

> When do you end up going into focused shot v. not focused shot?

Focus/Unfocus is more about movement, shot difference is pretty much irrelevant in EoSD.

If you have the skill to dodge while unfocus, you can use it to get out of the way of a dense cluster of bullets to get in the way of a less denser one. If there's no difference anywhere, stay focused.

>- Why would I ever want to not be shooting?

Some enemies drop shots on death, some segments are easier if you keep them alive.


 No.68736

File: 35a4e03ef652dc8⋯.jpg (106.48 KB, 780x381, 260:127, bc330c99bb5905a268fcd8cd66….jpg)

File: b158ba248c65c9c⋯.jpg (251.2 KB, 600x391, 600:391, 1013_isonzo_24aug.jpg)

>World War One ended 100 years + 2 hours ago

[F]

>>68731

>._.

>cant memetext


 No.68737

File: 70b9fdd4cfe0d9d⋯.jpg (128.09 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 70b9fdd4cfe0d9da181e1a802e….jpg)

>>68736

​>Not black greentexting


 No.68739

File: 0d79a0f29c73688⋯.png (1.15 MB, 826x1169, 118:167, ClipboardImage.png)

>Meiling will never try to bake a cake for you with great enthusiasm and zero experience

>She will never look up to your with puppy eyes the size of small dinner plates after the damn thing nearly blows up the Scarlet Devil Mansion


 No.68740

File: 35234581d0b0dfa⋯.jpg (481.48 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, 35234581d0b0dfac37d2642ab6….jpg)

>>68739

Why must you hurt me in this way?


 No.68741

File: 8e1b1ea8f4a7d77⋯.jpg (194.51 KB, 850x856, 425:428, 8e1b1ea8f4a7d77775665351f8….jpg)

>>68739

your what?


 No.68743

>>68739

Failing to blow things up is so painful.


 No.68751

>>68739

Writefags please.


 No.68756

File: 32cd93fc8e10541⋯.png (56.69 KB, 178x178, 1:1, sips.png)

work sucks i should have stayed neet


 No.68758

File: 3b79e08f8f91f40⋯.png (1.19 MB, 600x850, 12:17, ClipboardImage.png)

>>68751

You enter the kitchen. Or what used to be the kitchen. With cake batter splattered across every available surface, including those that the dough should not realistically be able to reach, it currently is more akin to a class IV disaster zone.

There is a woman standing in its center. Locked in a state of trance as she absentmindedly continues to stir the contents of a pan, seemingly ignorant of the fact that said contents are literally everywhere safe for their intended location. Even as you approach, it takes a few seconds before the spell breaks and she actually notices you.

"H-hey", she says. Doing as best as she can to avoid actual eye contact. "I know it's your birthday, so ... uhm ... so I wanted to bake you cake." She stops and, looking around herself, only now seems to recognize the apocalyptic state of chaos that surrounds her. Her eyes widen, only to fall shut immediately as she continues to stir the empty pan with even more ferocity than before. Hoping, perhaps, that the product of her concentrated efforts would simply pop up if she just tried hard enough.

Quietly shaking your head, you finish the last steps towards the youkai girl. It takes a considerable amount of force on your part to wrestle the pan and the stirrer out of her hands before you deposit both on something that probably was a table before being bombarded with multiple layers of assorted backing ingredients.

You turn back to the gate guard. She still does not dare to meet your eyes. Worse still, her body is shaking. Her lips; trembling.

Overwhelmed by her own failure, Meiling is about to cry,

But not on your watch. Not on your fucking watch, damn it!

Her reaction as you pull her close - one hand on her shoulder, one on the back of her head - is startled, at first. But before long, she eases herself into you. Simply keeps rubbing her head across your shoulder as you can feel her slow, deep breaths surging against it; each of them dissipating her worry that you would be mad at her.

Hong Meiling is a gate guard. Most people think this means she is supposed to protect the grounds beyond the gate, but what she actually does is to protect the people residing within.

Yet right now?

Right now, you are protecting her.


 No.68759

File: 367f31440fd4a37⋯.jpg (264.04 KB, 533x746, 533:746, 05f7972107614e77e09d648ec3….jpg)

>>68758

I want to hug and protect her.


 No.68760

File: fca981100a46a14⋯.webm (3.18 MB, 640x360, 16:9, credit reimu.webm)

>>68634

lets be honest, americans still have worse track record this year alone


 No.68762

File: 7fd895155833843⋯.png (969.6 KB, 1289x1128, 1289:1128, 9smug9.png)

Hello /2hu/!


 No.68763

File: 2e55537087a6da3⋯.jpg (175.25 KB, 1173x1167, 391:389, __patchouli_knowledge_touh….jpg)

Has /2hu/ read any new books recently? I've wanted to read Roadside Picnic but haven't gotten to it yet.


 No.68764

File: 683ab25da418301⋯.jpg (165.03 KB, 935x935, 1:1, shameimaru aya (touhou) dr….jpg)


 No.68765

File: 540c0c36f50845c⋯.jpg (1.44 MB, 2168x1495, 2168:1495, marisa wave.jpg)

>>68763

I just read Roadside Picnic a week or two ago, its definitely worth the read.

I've been reading through some mishima short stories and i dont know if i like him well enough to read through a full length novel yet. I'm used to just reading older sci fi.


 No.68766

>>68763

If in doubt, I can always recommend The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody by Will Cuppy. A bit outdated by modern historic standards, but if the chapter about Hannibal constantly asking about more elephants does not make you grin, you are beyond saving.


 No.68767

File: 4579ecac1c5be6f⋯.png (586.12 KB, 800x566, 400:283, ClipboardImage.png)

>>68764

That took me a second to get, I chuckled. They should have made her wings bigger.


 No.68768

File: 70fd2660b20531f⋯.png (57.05 KB, 550x650, 11:13, __shameimaru_aya_touhou_dr….png)

>>68767

it's not aya's fault she has tiny wings


 No.68771

File: 131311d7e8480f7⋯.jpg (181.27 KB, 998x1000, 499:500, 131311d7e8480f7fc959810568….jpg)

>>68764

Cute!


 No.68772

File: 466ece9bf25af08⋯.png (1.52 MB, 1499x1399, 1499:1399, ClipboardImage.png)

File: e377fda8a177f05⋯.png (180.46 KB, 300x389, 300:389, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 68085f0ace09503⋯.png (792.75 KB, 600x835, 120:167, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 689d1e1cbf3afd9⋯.png (5.09 KB, 41x60, 41:60, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 831faeaa7347ebc⋯.png (346.67 KB, 723x488, 723:488, ClipboardImage.png)

>>68768

I thought she could change her wings sizes or make them no visible because of Tengu magic and biology and shut up and stop asking questions.

Wouldn't have minded some artistic liberties with making them more apparent.


 No.68780

File: 628a3ce63bd920e⋯.png (704.08 KB, 740x1035, 148:207, ClipboardImage.png)

>>68767

>Aya will never lock you into her wings after she sees you being all cold and miserable.

>You will never feel a thousand feathers on your skin, slowly moving up and down with her every breath

>You will never find yourself in the warm, protective darkness between Aya's breasts and her wings, something normally reserved for Tengu mothers and their chicks.

I want to die.


 No.68782

File: 33844a2e789bff9⋯.jpg (350.12 KB, 900x1440, 5:8, himekaidou hatate (touhou)….jpg)

>>68780

don't worry, hatate will do that for you!


 No.68784

>>68782

But I don't want Hatate.

Just kidding. Heavens know Hatate could use a hug more than I do


 No.68785

File: 76a58125bcc4f02⋯.jpg (103.28 KB, 800x800, 1:1, f6645ea4934b6d43d49ee2ece6….jpg)

File: 713a929762a2a06⋯.jpg (150.82 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 6629378438ea818d2af8e6ca43….jpg)

File: 4504af4996bc26a⋯.png (1.32 MB, 1518x1075, 1518:1075, be9530177ebe6f4fdc0803ec2c….png)

File: bfbd180fd69906b⋯.jpg (103.1 KB, 1300x985, 260:197, 2cfcaf1eb39d3e67376b6567b4….jpg)


 No.68786

File: ab52d31681f310a⋯.png (76.08 KB, 645x479, 645:479, horny horny youmu.png)

Sexualize the 2hus, especially if they're fairies or Yukari


 No.68787

File: 5842d4d7c33ab3f⋯.png (1.59 MB, 1274x1791, 1274:1791, 8f791414ea300a78c7ed6e219c….png)

File: de46d2fa7de82de⋯.png (705.61 KB, 1024x683, 1024:683, 2bc74001e309d340f37aa8af8d….png)

>>68786

Tenderly love the 2hus and genderswapped 2hus alike.


 No.68788

File: 85f3789f82caa35⋯.mp4 (5.6 MB, 640x480, 4:3, ¡Felicidades!.mp4)

l dont even want to fuck anymore. l just want someone that will hug me and say everything will be fine


 No.68789

File: b5e32a19eccc582⋯.png (268.05 KB, 567x549, 63:61, d8f1e43377fe6ffb7143b6e340….png)

>>68788

Hugs and cuddling are wonderful too.


 No.68804

File: f94ab6d5fb70384⋯.jpg (511.77 KB, 1152x1112, 144:139, 1540080431277.jpg)


 No.68805

>>68804

>Background photo

Nice touch.


 No.68807

File: 6ad78df30701a50⋯.jpg (1.12 MB, 1037x1398, 1037:1398, 67640953_p0.jpg)

File: f450919ddc13490⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 637.96 KB, 1097x1174, 1097:1174, 69484829_p0_master1200.jpg)

File: a75437a4441e95c⋯.jpg (147.67 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, Dm0yp_pUcAE0V_N.jpg)

>>68763

Crossed was a fun read. I'm not saying that cause edgy, its actually the only apocalyptic story that's given me dread.

>>68787

Bully the 2hus, cutes and milfs alike.


 No.68809

>>68758

Thank you writefag


 No.68810

File: 544304ba6964ab4⋯.webm (3.98 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Reverse Ideology.webm)


 No.68815

So will we see refugees from 4cuck on our board?


 No.68816

>>68815

The larger boards will catch most of them. We'll probably just have a couple more disrespectful pornposters is all.


 No.68817

>>68816

I'd be okay with some of the people from the really old Touhou threads joining us, but otherwise I hope anyone that does come here won't bring in their cuckchan emotional baggage and memes with them.


 No.68818

>>68816

I could see a few from 4/jp/ coming here when the mods inevitably start cracking down on Lewds.


 No.68820

File: faeaedcbc45288f⋯.png (815.57 KB, 888x1242, 148:207, hypno marisa.png)


 No.68829

>>68820

Bottom right for me.


 No.68830

>>68820

Bottom right is the nicest, but I prefer it when she does it out of love/obliviousness rather than hypnosis.


 No.68831

>>68829

>>68830

You guys are really gay, he's revealing his penis you know!


 No.68833

File: 68ac99b3d7be71a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 648.58 KB, 1000x1235, 200:247, 68ac99b3d7be71adb181bd58ce….jpg)

File: 57a06ea380d2b5a⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 908.24 KB, 1250x1597, 1250:1597, 57a06ea380d2b5a6bc40bd8850….jpg)

File: 853954fcf57720f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 911.22 KB, 1250x1597, 1250:1597, 853954fcf57720f4d8f2b56a8c….jpg)

>>68831

It's a very lovely penis.


 No.68853

My name is nate higgers and I hate niggers.


 No.68860

>>68820

Top left. There's no point in abusing a girl if she can't at least protest.


 No.68872

>>68860

l disagree. its shit. if she cannot control her body she shouldnt be able to talk. she would be only able to look and suffer


 No.68874

>>68872

Hypnosis isn't about some dude micromanaging two bodies. And if you're looking for unrealistic stuff, you can notice Marisa doesn't seem to have her bloomers on.


 No.68875

Alright, dudes. I'll be posting ZUN's old, old art.

pre-EoSD old


 No.68876

File: af243a838a27f62⋯.jpg (46.8 KB, 488x599, 488:599, 488px-Zun000.JPG)

File: efb5bf39c626d31⋯.jpg (38.46 KB, 460x599, 460:599, 460px-Zun005.JPG)

File: 243fc5658e9ae5d⋯.jpg (36.28 KB, 419x599, 419:599, 419px-Zun004.JPG)

File: 009c71da4defefd⋯.jpg (30.19 KB, 285x599, 285:599, 285px-Zun001.JPG)

Oops, forgot to include them


 No.68877

File: 86a1ce493fbce02⋯.jpg (62.21 KB, 485x599, 485:599, 485px-Zun009.JPG)

File: 142f80986fab659⋯.jpg (57.85 KB, 425x600, 17:24, 425px-Zun008.JPG)

File: 74c2315256bfdcb⋯.jpg (45.76 KB, 445x599, 445:599, 445px-Zun007.JPG)

File: 062b420e862da32⋯.jpg (32.59 KB, 477x600, 159:200, 477px-Zun006.jpg)

Here's some more!


 No.68878

File: 56d1c28b745c135⋯.jpg (121.49 KB, 1200x1116, 100:93, __kisume_getting_over_it_a….jpg)


 No.68879

File: de652c012fd79ac⋯.png (1.37 MB, 800x1123, 800:1123, __konpaku_youmu_kirisame_m….png)

Happy Thanksgiving!


 No.68880

>>68879

Happy Thanksgiving!


 No.68881

>>68880

Cringe


 No.68888


 No.68890

File: eca233f8cb6e909⋯.png (80.34 KB, 720x486, 40:27, 13 - mmwAHmz.png)

>>68879

>>68880

Fuck Thanksgiving and fuck all holidays in general

Except New Years maybe


 No.68896

File: 63ef3fdfda8da19⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 1920x1440, 4:3, 71677381_p0.jpg)


 No.68906

File: 5395288e6246f04⋯.jpg (691.88 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, d2f77d3bad11b15a1e075a70da….jpg)

<Power went out

<Phone battery at 55%

Shit.


 No.68907

File: b693b58e1637869⋯.png (205.96 KB, 694x647, 694:647, b693b58e1637869930f3ab3309….png)

>>68906

Power's back. Now I can get back to fapping important work.


 No.68908

Anyone interested in reviving /cirno/?


 No.68909

>>68908

/2hu/ in itself barely has any life left to it. Why exactly would you prop up another sub-board?


 No.68910

File: 707e6fd4fe6261c⋯.jpg (408.4 KB, 673x971, 673:971, inaba tewi (touhou) drawn ….jpg)


 No.68912

File: 9bc3d510dc92e4c⋯.jpg (67.25 KB, 540x924, 45:77, comfy mouse house.jpg)

how long have you been on /2hu/?


 No.68913

File: 6674311ecb91b21⋯.png (187.09 KB, 935x935, 1:1, 68996882_p1.png)

>>68912

~September 2014 or so, since the big exodus.


 No.68914


 No.68915

>>68910

what a cute murderer and a nigger

>>68912

long enough to forget dates


 No.68917

File: 76683c327365917⋯.png (291.57 KB, 700x769, 700:769, 9f6a3de13fa89a9eb1f92122de….png)

Every board's been slowing down! So boring!


 No.68919

File: bfe61d279d4689b⋯.png (171.34 KB, 620x550, 62:55, 1543294199835.png)

I haven't been here for over an entire year. Has anything interesting happened? Personally, I'm still crazy and hear voices in my head, but overall much better. I've started learning Japanese, stopped being completely computer illiterate and finally got my childhood dream to come true, among other things.


 No.68920

File: 980db665b2fbcd1⋯.png (151.63 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 080db665b2fbcd1bf7550d34f7….png)

>>68917

It'll all just die out eventually, theres no way to bring in more users outside of advertising to normalfags. This is the fate of anything as niche as an 8ch board.


 No.68921

File: dcb26599ed50237⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.61 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, __hoshiguma_yuugi_and_kome….jpg)

File: 938ad1ed3bd6fc1⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.59 MB, 1600x1200, 4:3, __hoshiguma_yuugi_and_kome….jpg)

>tfw a flustered Yuugi will never allow you to rest your head in between and suck on her milkers while both of you are bathing in a hot spring.


 No.68935

>>68921

I want Yuugi to bench press me.


 No.68947

File: aa90037cd5c0bdf⋯.jpg (474.52 KB, 800x900, 8:9, 69241448_p6.jpg)

hey wake up and post some birds you nerds


 No.68949

File: b09aaeddd8a17d4⋯.jpg (282.01 KB, 600x539, 600:539, hat_on_a_bowl.jpg)

>>68947

Ain't got no burbs, but I have this


 No.68950

File: d7e37ce6830c619⋯.png (1.26 MB, 989x1400, 989:1400, 1541710985417.png)


 No.68952

File: 05ec3b5bafcc933⋯.jpg (31.68 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 11902039_p0.jpg)


 No.68959

File: 115c67574aa363c⋯.png (1.3 MB, 1228x868, 307:217, rumia (touhou) drawn by dt….png)

Woah, it's Rumia day!

What would you give her for Christmas?


 No.68960

File: d9d729a89da64e5⋯.jpg (60.69 KB, 602x1000, 301:500, d9d729a89da64e534c936c7ca0….jpg)

>>68959

The gift of life.


 No.68961

File: b80f3afcd1092c9⋯.png (2.98 MB, 1003x1415, 1003:1415, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 958b99f76b3faaf⋯.png (234.35 KB, 857x626, 857:626, ClipboardImage.png)

>>68959

I'd invite her to a twelve-course dinner so she won't have me for dinner.

Once she is done and tired from being food-drunk, I take her into my bed and apply headrubs until she falls asleep.


 No.68962

File: aded308b1acdd5d⋯.jpg (551.27 KB, 2204x1600, 551:400, 66188847_p0.jpg)


 No.68963

>>68959

I got her the D


 No.68964

File: 753d9479fe74e68⋯.jpg (203.27 KB, 1154x1200, 577:600, 753d9479fe74e68b92ff79efdd….jpg)

>>68963

yea the Disappointment


 No.68965

File: d7e1ae5bfe06f30⋯.jpg (851.26 KB, 1000x1108, 250:277, d7e1ae5bfe06f3048cbae441f1….jpg)

>>68963

Give me the Danish pastry, fairy!


 No.68967

File: 3a530ac619e6921⋯.png (351.09 KB, 572x680, 143:170, smuggy smug.png)

>>68919

Oh yeah I remember you, the only big thing is that the faggot stalking Tewifag killed himself. He was fun while he lasted.

>>68917

Every time I leave this happens, I didn't know you liked me this much /2hu/!


 No.68969

File: f2b8bdb66067599⋯.jpg (42.72 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 72006972_p0.jpg)

>>68959

A warm hat with a hole for her ribbon.


 No.68971

>>68967

>that the faggot stalking Tewifag killed himself

I'm glad that I'm fondly remembered (assuming that isn't someone who came after I left).


 No.68975

>>68971

I think it was someone else.


 No.68977

File: 697192db588516a⋯.jpg (1.38 MB, 6500x1530, 650:153, Oh god the aki sisters.jpg)

The image looks relatively decent until you realize the Aki sisters have a bad case of Sweer Podado syndorm.


 No.68978

File: efeeea19924c0a2⋯.jpg (556.09 KB, 1062x1500, 177:250, __fujiwara_no_mokou_touhou….jpg)

I want to have Mokou in my bed to keep me warm during these cold winter nights.


 No.68979

>>68978

I want to gently love mokou.


 No.68980

File: c2fd31e6ffbbe58⋯.png (890.99 KB, 1000x1334, 500:667, houraisan kaguya and reise….png)

>>68978

have fun burning to death when she has a bad dream and self destructs

I'll just do what kaguya does and grab a rabbit to snuggle with


 No.68981

File: 1d4e56c8028a535⋯.jpg (602.93 KB, 1468x1044, 367:261, pic related.jpg)

>>68978

>>68980

How do you think ghost boobs feel like?


 No.68982

>>68981

Canonically, the bodies of ghosts are cold to the touch (with the exception of vengeful spirits like Tojiko, which are hot to the touch).

That being said, Yuyuko's tiddies being anything but a warm and soft piece of paradise is not true - uninformed at best and a blank lie at worst.


 No.68983

File: 36e2bdaad2339f4⋯.jpg (1.11 MB, 865x1000, 173:200, 71226336_p1.jpg)

File: 7c3cfff721099a1⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 934x1000, 467:500, 71226336_p2.jpg)

any tips on cuddling with the girls that have unusual anatomy? I don't want to hurt their wings or get an oni horn in my eye


 No.68984

>>68983

>I don't want to hurt their wings

Wings are warm and fluffy. Dress lightly when expecting wing hugs. They're probably pretty fragile though, even when accounting for a youkai's toughness. When cuddling in bed, try not to put your weight on them.

>or get an oni horn in my eye

Buy some corks. She might not be happy about that though.


 No.68985

File: 8fd62da1b6f455a⋯.png (581.57 KB, 900x900, 1:1, __seiran_touhou_drawn_by_m….png)

Do you think the Moon Rabbits sometimes get homesick? Not so much because of the Lunarians, but about things like the Udonge Tree Gardens, or the various lunar mares.


 No.68986

All 2hus are niggers.


 No.68988

>>68986

Sorry to hear about your incurable homosexuality.


 No.69000

File: 0715c1f7b88aeec⋯.jpg (28.49 KB, 650x504, 325:252, reisen udongein inaba (bom….jpg)

>>68985

do rabbits even have feelings?

I'm not convinced


 No.69009

File: 6bfe6a763f2d486⋯.png (92.83 KB, 306x347, 306:347, 6bfe6a763f2d486064750c30c3….png)

>Wake up with a migraine

>Have to go to work


 No.69011

>>69009

Nice blog

<BRAAP

>BRAAP

yep. epic4thewin.


 No.69014

So how can we get this board some more activity?


 No.69015

File: 21d871ee97ce1f2⋯.jpg (170.63 KB, 736x1024, 23:32, gluttony.jpg)

>>69014

We could participate in the /sudo/ hungergames.


 No.69016

>>69015

Last I checked at least someone was nominating /2hu/. We just haven't won at all. Maybe host an event?


 No.69017

File: 236f10564a2fcda⋯.jpg (15.18 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 10353045_566601433474252_6….jpg)

>get decent work for a few months

>get sick with sinus infection from parent

>call work and have to cancel shifts

>get better

>no work for a week n a half

Thanks zero hour contracts :^(


 No.69018

>>69017

Nice blog!


 No.69019

>>69017

That Marisa is smol.


 No.69020

I wan 2 kiss a 2hu's clit guys.


 No.69021

>>69020

Don't, they pee from there.


 No.69022

>>69020

Right on man!


 No.69023

>>69021

2 late fagotrn i kiss her dere.

>>69022

ur welcum mai dodd


 No.69024

yukari brought me to gensokyo but made me shave everywhere and put on a frilly dress

she says it's an enforced dress code but I'm skeptical


 No.69025

File: eccccb1765137f6⋯.jpg (99.78 KB, 800x814, 400:407, _junko_and_sukuna_shinmyou….jpg)

>>69024

Could you ask her if one could apply for a transfer? I am willing to abide by any dress code and grooming standard


 No.69026

File: 7d4e084df0fc7ed⋯.jpg (1.7 MB, 1500x1836, 125:153, 7d4e084df0fc7ed8394f987b00….jpg)

>>69024

What's wrong with dressing up like a cute and modest young girl?

>>69025

Same here. I'll dress up any way she wants me to if it means having a chance to move in and get friendly with all the 2hus.


 No.69035

>>69026

>>69025

>>69024

Cross dressing is degenerate.


 No.69037

>>69035

>not crossdressing with the explicit purpose of getting nice and friendly with the 2hus, and then dumping the clothes and wander around naked to assert your masculinity before you fuck each and every 2hu and fairy that gets in your way

It seems to me that you are the homosexual one here buddy.


 No.69038

File: 5efd8b2e3fcba7d⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 1050x1200, 7:8, 5efd8b2e3fcba7d2d7fc81d1d1….jpg)

File: 21486b662f628da⋯.jpg (192.23 KB, 520x602, 260:301, 21486b662f628da68f6abc7801….jpg)

>>69037

>Needing to remove the dress to assert your masculinity and make sweet tender love to the 2hus

Don't worry fairy; we'll patiently wait for you to come out of the closet.


 No.69044

File: b7443b378c1a4ed⋯.jpg (1.39 MB, 1539x1003, 1539:1003, 72114930_p0.jpg)


 No.69047

>>69044

The shading here is really nice. A very comfortable environment.


 No.69048

hello


 No.69049

File: 96332f64b2d9cd9⋯.png (735.71 KB, 1480x1280, 37:32, kasodani kyouko (touhou) d….png)

>>69048

ohayou


 No.69050

>>69048

Herro prease


 No.69080

File: 94575466702e547⋯.jpg (279.65 KB, 823x1080, 823:1080, __hong_meiling_touhou_draw….jpg)

Meiling doesn't look too good today.


 No.69084

>>69080

Jiangshi talismans belong on jiangshis alone.


 No.69089

File: 01c5b488014a3ff⋯.jpg (151.03 KB, 564x600, 47:50, b1df1c0183e99b2f171f10433f….jpg)

Me right now.

<Still have to work


 No.69091

>>69089

>working


 No.69093

File: 93c92c3a326ebd8⋯.jpg (116.34 KB, 560x460, 28:23, 93c92c3a326ebd8e0907399436….jpg)

<No more work for the next five days

>>69091

It's a living.


 No.69094

File: b844d448f33dccf⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1518x1075, 1518:1075, 4a6d3c2341877e3ef8940d8a82….png)

Koishi's my friend


 No.69095

>>69094

Kill yourself


 No.69096

>>69095

Fucking rude dude.


 No.69097

>not a single post in 24 hours

AHAHHAHAAHAHAH

OH NO NO NO

In a year this board will fade away to nothing, like most other 8chan boards. Just a fleeting memory from a time long past.


 No.69098

File: 9b6b39e6772f786⋯.jpg (19.1 KB, 322x218, 161:109, chen waiting.jpg)


 No.69099

File: acb54500e3f582e⋯.png (685.96 KB, 935x935, 1:1, 66265679_p0.png)

I MISSED YOU /2hu/!


 No.69101

>>69099

We missed you too, fairy.


 No.69102

File: d97cb27c580d9ad⋯.jpg (238.14 KB, 1200x1400, 6:7, kasodani kyouko and mystia….jpg)


 No.69103

File: 16b6657e84ed8bd⋯.jpg (5.68 KB, 318x159, 2:1, 004b.jpg)

>>69102

Why can't that be me?


 No.69122

File: 82d91fcc0c9f1ed⋯.jpg (18.71 KB, 367x390, 367:390, current year.jpg)

Good luck in 2019, are you drunk yet Fairies?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.69123


 No.69124

>>69123

no need to be bitter faggot


 No.69128

File: b780bc346ac0b55⋯.jpg (1.33 MB, 1750x2000, 7:8, b780bc346ac0b55967a05070c2….jpg)

Happy New Year!


 No.69132

File: ed7443818410f0f⋯.png (3.3 MB, 1200x1439, 1200:1439, ClipboardImage.png)

Happy new year!


 No.69133

File: 9c930fe0c77318a⋯.jpg (1.9 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, b2b133775d714d3c3eb484d6c5….jpg)

>>69122

>24 hours

Take it easy


 No.69134

File: 0c2ceeea91803fd⋯.jpg (1.09 MB, 1000x1300, 10:13, 9912166_p0.jpg)

For 2019 we should have the Christmas and new year celebrations in summer so I can spend more winter time doing useful or fun things.


 No.69135

File: e2df91785081b88⋯.jpg (160.96 KB, 433x463, 433:463, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpak….jpg)

>>48138

Youmu is sad to see that this board has low activity.


 No.69136

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.69140

File: 6b7effb81faa1a2⋯.jpg (208.21 KB, 1152x648, 16:9, 91678a82e965b98849aef2c29e….jpg)

I hate weebs but like you guys


 No.69144

File: f69015cfa762e96⋯.png (80.43 KB, 350x300, 7:6, f69015cfa762e96a292af0bddb….png)

File: 97501cb69dcd346⋯.jpg (86.47 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 97501cb69dcd34603f20a230ca….jpg)

File: 6b53a84883813df⋯.jpg (163.35 KB, 665x665, 1:1, 6b53a84883813df15ef0d7721f….jpg)

File: 7a93a23b84797ed⋯.png (280.52 KB, 670x500, 67:50, 7a93a23b84797ed9cd4cc82014….png)

File: 601f910a43e35c0⋯.jpg (255.94 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 601f910a43e35c095a90102c88….jpg)


 No.69148

File: 4d65d8cba15517d⋯.jpg (572.64 KB, 800x1184, 25:37, 41601603_p0.jpg)


 No.69149

>>69148

Fuck niggers


 No.69150

File: 676a246f639a908⋯.png (352.03 KB, 400x400, 1:1, iotkX7Ss_400x400.png)

>>69149

Fuck hungarians too, they are disgusting gypsies


 No.69153

File: f9502618a2e0cd3⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1700x2200, 17:22, ClipboardImage.png)

>Chinese landing craft is named after their moon goddess Chang'e

They really don't give Junko any rest, do they?


 No.69154

File: 36cf815587631ca⋯.jpg (1.15 MB, 1639x1100, 149:100, 36cf815587631ca8e900cb51a4….jpg)

File: 339d6024ac09827⋯.jpg (87.75 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 339d6024ac09827b1697f22d5a….jpg)

File: cbda6ee8409ba27⋯.png (2.13 MB, 1425x1900, 3:4, cbda6ee8409ba27291b99e9992….png)

>>69153

I wouldn't give Junko any rest either.


 No.69155

File: b6895a2ea223171⋯.jpg (356.44 KB, 640x487, 640:487, illust_72485034_20190104_0….jpg)

Remi came less prepared than she thought.


 No.69172

File: 508e50638e78484⋯.png (716.35 KB, 1038x1009, 1038:1009, ClipboardImage.png)

>Older Touhou titles are gonna be released on Steam.

Oh boy! Achievements/trading cards when? Also, will they add a mode to skip bosses for people who play the games for the story?

The literally only good thing I can see about this is having some more players for the fighting games. The Sokufags might actually be able to get a game up for once. Then again, AoFC on Steam seems to be pretty dead.


 No.69173

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Give memes, now.


 No.69174

File: dbc327cc7ab80c1⋯.png (954.49 KB, 1400x800, 7:4, 72195207_p0.png)


 No.69175

File: bc64f9b8ab6a559⋯.png (193.21 KB, 375x465, 25:31, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.69176

File: 33885d0ff349a6c⋯.png (73.62 KB, 598x192, 299:96, cfb.png)


 No.69177

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.69185

File: aab50332d88379d⋯.png (357.05 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.69204

File: 69bdc7dc45b08af⋯.jpg (225.58 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 1545878462680.jpg)

So which 2hu will become a memehu next? My bet is on Jo'on. She is practically begging to be a memehu.


 No.69205

There has been no memehu since Clownpiece/Heca back in 2015. But I guess Aunn counts as a memehu sort of.


 No.69207

>>69205

Momiji became a memehu in 2016


 No.69208

>>69207

Momiji was always the le ebin awoogirl with ironic weebs before the MAGAshit happened.


 No.69210

File: 0188b46bacc2936⋯.png (609.86 KB, 600x800, 3:4, __yorigami_shion_touhou_dr….png)

>>69204

I'm pretty sure Pityblob Shion already overtook her sister by several magnitudes.


 No.69213

File: b3b971dc873de5c⋯.png (652.33 KB, 945x945, 1:1, 72548052_p0.png)

A new year, a new Rumia day

Rumia cheers you on with whatever your new year's resolution is


 No.69214

File: d39d9a066c55543⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1722x2425, 1722:2425, illust_72535303_20190106_2….png)

>>69213

Happy New Year!


 No.69215

File: 2d1f57a2e6ca986⋯.png (449.17 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, __letty_whiterock_and_rumi….png)


 No.69226

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.69228

File: cf0d536d2eeb2ff⋯.jpg (2.88 MB, 2150x3035, 430:607, 72549671_p0.jpg)

File: a34bd582b6a06e3⋯.jpg (791.1 KB, 2079x3203, 2079:3203, 72553845_p0.jpg)

>>69213

Remember to give back to little Rumia for all she does for you.


 No.69230

File: f73ee0a203fa275⋯.jpg (496.52 KB, 777x777, 1:1, f73ee0a203fa275e2ef9590fa9….jpg)

File: 2ca073a1a5c0ddd⋯.jpg (97.14 KB, 850x960, 85:96, 2ca073a1a5c0dddc6966a6c440….jpg)

File: 48dff6bb29dfd2a⋯.jpg (166.24 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 48dff6bb29dfd2a0f8abf3e080….jpg)

>>69228

Giving food works, right?


 No.69231

File: 37f1a97c430b31e⋯.jpg (65.83 KB, 761x1000, 761:1000, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_sh….jpg)

File: 9f70c2e0a24ba93⋯.jpg (151.59 KB, 576x800, 18:25, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_na….jpg)

File: 40bdfddd1d77199⋯.png (192.33 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_do….png)

I want to cook for Rumia!


 No.69236

File: b2fc2e258b05e0b⋯.png (951.73 KB, 885x1300, 177:260, Yoshika is shocked.png)

>Fortune Teller shows up for fucking Grand Prix 13

Brb, checking if hell if freezing over


 No.69237


 No.69238

>>69237

Fortune Teller is part of a team for the 13th Touhou M1 Grand Prix. Subbed versions were uploaded just a few days ago.


 No.69239

>>69238

They did have many of the others in previous years.


 No.69240

File: 34d4c5dca87af21⋯.jpg (165 KB, 1189x663, 1189:663, Shion Trollface.jpg)

wew


 No.69241

>>69208

In 2016 momiji ascended beyond that of an ordinary memehu and became a legend.


 No.69247

File: 072a49c55590dc2⋯.jpg (41.18 KB, 531x700, 531:700, 072a49c55590dc255d2d069bdb….jpg)

Anybody knows the source of this picture?


 No.69248

>>69247

nvm found it


 No.69249

>>69248

Care to share with the rest of the class?


 No.69254

File: a65815fc3ee66a9⋯.jpg (139.33 KB, 850x850, 1:1, __eva_01_fujiwara_no_mokou….jpg)


 No.69255

File: 48f1a95bee174ce⋯.jpg (842.29 KB, 900x750, 6:5, 6628303dc3c0f634ebc66888e7….jpg)

>summer too dry and hot, giant crop failures

>entire country now suffocating in snow

help


 No.69256

File: 829db5873e4c7c9⋯.jpg (265.05 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1238650_p0.jpg)


 No.69257

File: f68d7312126a20a⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 1175x1574, 1175:1574, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_dra….jpg)

>>69255

>Had exactly done day of snow this year.

>Now it's either raining or looking as if its gonna start raining any second now

>Sparse daylight hours perpetually drowned under a thick layer of clouds.


 No.69268

File: 77c284e83a2f845⋯.png (1.65 MB, 1500x1100, 15:11, __doremy_sweet_and_kishin_….png)


 No.69270

File: dc701dfe052042e⋯.jpg (913.97 KB, 1333x1000, 1333:1000, 36097710_p0.jpg)

so tired


 No.69275

File: 08fa1e11e709085⋯.png (576.53 KB, 792x792, 1:1, 08fa1e11e709085ea7d4630ef3….png)

kero


 No.69277

Greetings! I found a way to get touhou running on my psp. It's at 1 fps and unplayable, but possible!


 No.69278

File: c0b7428007a34fe⋯.jpg (472.73 KB, 1500x1388, 375:347, c0b7428007a34fea5c85c5f655….jpg)

Good night /2hu/.

>>69277

Nice job.


 No.69282

File: a3a7c9dd330aec0⋯.png (185.56 KB, 350x300, 7:6, a25634c2f7f4b59a77d1ac2b77….png)

>Ausfag hasn't logged in since the 26th

>Have no email from him

>If any PM existed they're deleted weekly

>/2hu/ is currently up on the claim list

https://8ch.net/claim.html


 No.69283

>>69282

Then one of you fags should get it.


 No.69284

>>69283

I put a claim in for it already, but it's "first come first serve", with no guarantee of support for active volunteers for a given board. I was giving a heads up in case someone wanted to submit a claim and increase the chances of it going to a regular member of the board rather than an outsider.


 No.69294

File: 2005672c8528842⋯.jpg (361.69 KB, 880x660, 4:3, __letty_whiterock_touhou_d….jpg)

This board needs more Letty.


 No.69296

File: 50b8f8a71a1cc73⋯.png (252.66 KB, 589x566, 589:566, 26260ac4b25379d06bc6a73a3e….png)


 No.69299

File: f695473ab853bc2⋯.png (5.37 MB, 2572x1851, 2572:1851, 243951da4826120b50a0c59ecf….png)

>Been strangely warm all winter

>Practically no snow in my part of Michigan

>Wake up today

>Everything is ice

>Ice rain

>Half the city has died in traffic accidents

>Almost had someone crash into me on the way to work


 No.69301

File: 42701214d2561b4⋯.jpg (236.79 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_oad907mDqs1u4qgeao1….jpg)

>>69299

>all of Jersey has been under 30 for a week

>will be below 10 all day Sunday

I am finding great use for this Ember mug I got for Christmas at least


 No.69307

File: e2f2eda04792668⋯.jpg (101.75 KB, 625x856, 625:856, 216c50040d3c74d2e9b7294b27….jpg)

>2019

>Akyuu will turn 25 soon, meaning she only has 5 years of life left at most

Someone save her before it's too late.


 No.69309

>>69307

I'm 31 and can confirm you die figuratively at this age as well

I can't learn new things, I can't enjoy new things, I can't make new friends

I wish /doomer/ was more active


 No.69310

>>69307

She's fated to reincarnate, so it's not like she'll be gone for long. Marry and impregnate her; soon enough your waifu will become your daughteru too.


 No.69312

File: c1983cc5753d624⋯.png (366.98 KB, 580x568, 145:142, 124e2d83c82446e2d734829cb1….png)

Haven't been here in over a year.

How are you fairies going?


 No.69314

>>69312

I'm doing alright. Welcome back.


 No.69315

>>69312

Nice to have you back.

Had a bit of a health scare recently, but I'm otherwise alright. As for the board, it's slow sailing as usual, but as I mentioned earlier >>69282 now the BO's missing. Hasn't logged in for a couple of weeks and the board went up on the claims list. Whoever's in charge of that claim asked me to wait a week for Ausfag to come back before he'd make me BO. It's not on the list anymore and I don't know if that's because of the claim process or if Ausfag silently logged in without even so much as a hello.


 No.69319

File: bac8f864da4cd29⋯.png (698.83 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 9c389e73bbc12e008b93c0e06c….png)

File: abf617096deb465⋯.jpg (184.76 KB, 1500x1650, 10:11, 3f72df3f95d441e6dfa2acced0….jpg)

File: f9ff29519584ea7⋯.png (682.59 KB, 647x906, 647:906, 9e42c7365c92e3030af91c5d70….png)

File: 5bf796c69f5bdd3⋯.jpg (121.66 KB, 839x1117, 839:1117, 77cdb822c96205e5576c7023ee….jpg)

Parsee deserves more love.


 No.69320

File: 4009dd74fc9e982⋯.png (7.25 KB, 190x184, 95:92, reimudab.png)

UH, ALL THE YOUKAI (OR "TARGET PRACTICE" AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM), GET OUT OF GENSOKYO BECAUSE IT'S FOR HUMANS ONLY, UNDERSTAND? CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL GO ON A YOUKAI GENOCIDE AGAIN!!!


 No.69321

>>69320

Yokey genocide?


 No.69322

>>69312

I've recently returned as well.

Over the past year I lost about 40lbs and started using meetup to go out instead of being a complete shut-in. I've done things I'd resigned myself to never doing like meeting new people, driving places I'm unfamiliar with, and sometimes even having fun.

I tried two churches but found myself the only young person at the first and the only white person at the second. I was really hoping to meet a morally upright woman to marry, but it's all little girls, their mothers (father at home doing housework while the kids are out of his hair), and old widows. I still feel dead inside.

I was recently permanently banned from 4cuck for mouthing off to a mod, cutting me of from one of the largest avenues of social interaction I had. I miss /vg/. I considered reddit but even if you ignore the user base and PC police mods and admins, threads are hard to read and every topic is fractured into a thousand extremely specific boards and each thread is itself even more specific.

My irl answer to this question has to be "fine" or"great" or "alright". That nobody actually wants to hear that I'm unhappy makes me want to stay in, but I know if I don't go I'll regret it later.


 No.69324

File: ca619744e205c4f⋯.png (565.97 KB, 700x575, 28:23, ClipboardImage.png)

>yfw you will never be young enough again that burying your face in the breasts of a woman is seen as a socially acceptable or even adorably awkward trait.


 No.69326

File: a24c1b01a08a7d4⋯.jpg (177.6 KB, 740x1000, 37:50, 33e8b6fbd81e1d2b02a1ee686c….jpg)

Gas the earthlings, Lunar War now.


 No.69329

File: f79d8dce0c76d2d⋯.jpg (6.03 MB, 3331x4659, 3331:4659, 2788eabfce6f3ca390df5e9db4….jpg)

>>69326

>lunarians are still assblasted about the sake bottle


 No.69330

File: 7a11a1fb6b26250⋯.jpg (1.73 MB, 1482x1926, 247:321, 72159376_p0.jpg)


 No.69331

File: 814478ea95b6300⋯.jpg (390.97 KB, 688x960, 43:60, illust_72705016_20190118_0….jpg)

Maris a cute.


 No.69332

File: 0afd3fc407028d3⋯.png (140.05 KB, 619x600, 619:600, 016_1485456771.png)

>>69329

<Jewkari was so assblasted about losing the first war that she spent 1000 years coming up with a plan just to steal some booze

>>69330

>


 No.69334

>>69332

>what are ulterior motives

That war ensured that a lot less youkai would try to breach the border and start trouble outside


 No.69335

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

That Marisa player unlisted and archived his videos.


 No.69336

File: 87ad52739b9aeba⋯.jpg (214.61 KB, 1070x1000, 107:100, f3a4a806898493da8039cbe867….jpg)

>>69334

<what is making up lame excuses to save face

No one starts a war and loses it on purpose risking the lives of thousands just to teach a lesson. Face it, your waifu tried to mess with the master race and got her ass kicked.


 No.69337

File: c1b2b0c1a718d6c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 744.31 KB, 960x540, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Lol.


 No.69338

>>69337

this is the female equivalent of H doujins with a cute girl fucking a fat, ugly old guy with stink lines


 No.69340

>>69337

>Japanese soldiers fraternizing with Chinese civilians, Nankin 1937 (colorized)


 No.69341

>>69337

Faceless dark-skinned men truly are the strongest beings in Gensokyo, they can overpower and rape 2hus without breaking a sweat.


 No.69345

File: c42a79972ea5da7⋯.jpg (141.07 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, __cirno_touhou_drawn_by_se….jpg)

File: 2c638b5f9e58476⋯.jpg (65.02 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 45aad9d4e66768f7ed4511050a….jpg)

>0 pph


 No.69346

File: e5e47b9d43a5fc4⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1328x937, 1328:937, 56067109_p0.png)


 No.69347

File: 6190d75cebb2694⋯.jpg (342.94 KB, 1280x1829, 1280:1829, E_039.jpg)

>>69346

Lol. She's so cute when she's suicidal.


 No.69348

File: b4d28dda788473e⋯.jpg (775.32 KB, 1333x1000, 1333:1000, __cirno_daiyousei_lily_whi….jpg)

>We represent the lolicon guild, the lolicon guild, the lolicon guild

>We represent the lolicon guiiiiiild, and we'd like to get our wombs all filled


 No.69349

File: 83603c7d3a8233f⋯.jpg (321.58 KB, 600x600, 1:1, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_dra….jpg)

>>69348

Oh yes, i like it.


 No.69350

>>69348

I want to impregnate half a dozen fairies and take responsibility.


 No.69351

File: 4fdf0aecf79e0fc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 498.75 KB, 1280x1906, 640:953, 1zzz.jpg)

File: e538696925a6cb3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 553.8 KB, 1280x1902, 640:951, 2zzz.jpg)

File: be7111690b049cb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 714.27 KB, 1280x1901, 1280:1901, 3zzz.jpg)

File: ee998cc1f296ccb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 768.62 KB, 1280x1897, 1280:1897, 4zzz.jpg)

>>69348

Lolis learning to cross the road!


 No.69352

>>69351

Did ZUN ever say what exactly happens if a Fairy gets physically "killed"? Do their corpses repair themselves on the spot they died or do they eventually vanish and manifest somewhere else again?


 No.69353

>>69352

I've always assumed the latter but I don't really know.


 No.69354

>>69351

Gurofags get ye gone.

>>69352

In the case of the (cosplaying) zombie fairies at least they stop for a bit before moving again.


 No.69355

File: 455f04c23ea1ea0⋯.png (678.83 KB, 950x1000, 19:20, Dw_Ze0FU0AARhzo.png large.png)

>>69354

>Gurofags get ye gone.

Rude, it was just a funny haha joke, dude. :3


 No.69356

>>69352

My assumption was that they just turn in a cloud of sparkly dust, and respawn later from an instance of the concept they are bound to, be it plantlife, ice or sunlight or their season/element.


 No.69357

>>69351

I didn't know Aya was a muslim


 No.69358

>>69357

Aya akhbar


 No.69366

File: 289fa36f073d5c8⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 832x1186, 416:593, __inaba_inaba_tewi_and_rei….jpg)

>yfw not an Earth Rabbit

>Reisen will never let you sleep in her bed and cuddle the fear out of you after you had a bad dream.

>Kaguya will never pat your head

>Eirin will never make you suck on her tits for purely scientific purposes.


 No.69370

>>68083

But anon how can you fuck 2D?


 No.69371

>>69351

teh meido ist meanie ;_;


 No.69372

File: f58d939ab157e32⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1841x1302, 263:186, __yatadera_narumi_filthy_f….png)

do you own any pet amphibians /2hu/?


 No.69373

my only watched thread that is getting replies is a terrible one on /v/ that has devolved into ponies vs Steven Universe


 No.69374

File: 7adf14ffb75f981⋯.jpg (186.04 KB, 850x1560, 85:156, sample_d9981440db43421a777….jpg)

>tfw no Koakuma accountant that manages my legal and financial business


 No.69375

File: 4be18696d360987⋯.png (984.73 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, aa1edfe32a77f2aed1fe4ef77e….png)

I want to sing songs from H.M.S. Pinafore all night long with Murasa.


 No.69382

File: bc377d5d1e0fc68⋯.jpg (257.4 KB, 800x727, 800:727, __chen_cirno_daiyousei_kaz….jpg)

carefree summer days exist only in our past


 No.69383

File: 784690cc3180b8e⋯.png (448.82 KB, 540x725, 108:145, tumblr_inline_plhq7x52Lh1r….png)


 No.69384

File: 51b1eb32bfc23d6⋯.jpg (376.57 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, DuDQCL6U0AQ6adY.jpg)

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no princess's rabbit.


 No.69386

>>69383

I want to own and cuddle a deka fumo. I want to tenderly fug a deka fumo.


 No.69389

>>69386

I want to own a deka fumo that comes to life and begins doing mysterious things.


 No.69393

File: e882621af4a72a6⋯.png (94.82 KB, 1026x524, 513:262, tlmc 2019.png)

I've been trying to download the touhou lossy music collection for an entire year now.


 No.69396

File: 0f3fa4375148886⋯.jpg (410.56 KB, 663x940, 663:940, 2882ac11b70d8810006f91c59e….jpg)

Found out today patchouli is an aphrodisiac, among other things.

>Patchouli has been known since ancient times throughout Asia; for its medicinal and antidepressant properties. It was used extensively in India; to scent, fix the color, and accelerated the drying time of inks and also scent and protected shawls and fabrics. In fact, you could determine genuine Kashmir fabrics by the scent of Patchouli. It was also used by Persians and Arabs alike to protect their precious handmade carpets from moths and other insects. In Victorian England, people would only buy shawls from India if they smelled of Patchouli, as its scent became associated with wealth and luxury. Patchouli became synonymous with the US popular culture of the 60’s and earlier 70’s.

>Patchouli is considered a heavy oil and as a base note in aromatherapy; is used often in cosmetics and perfumery. In fact it is one of the best perfume fixatives and is used in one out of every three perfume blends. Some of best selling Patchouli smelling perfumes including: Tom Ford White Patchouli, Reserve Perry Ellis for Women, Flowerbomb by Viktor & Rolf for Women, & Vanilla Patchouli by Molinard for Women. Often used for its aphrodisiac properties, Patchouli essential oil is often used in massage oils to evoke strong emotional response from both men and women. Another pleasing quality is that Patchouli is one of the few oils, that like wine improve with age.

>Patchouli has a number of therapeutic uses in skin care. Its astringent properties can help prevent sagging skin, by tightening skin and causing muscles and nerves to contract. Its cytophylactic properties, protect against lytic agents that lead to membrane disorganization and breakdown, therefore it is beneficial in skin cell regeneration and conditions such as dermatitis and eczema.

I wonder if she smells like patchouli.

Of course yes.


 No.69397

File: 21c39117337f59b⋯.jpg (94.25 KB, 622x601, 622:601, Dns9_YHVAAAqkVJ.jpg)

Cookies anyone?


 No.69398

>>69397

The cover alone makes those look tasty as fuck.


 No.69399

File: 9264eb767a88bdf⋯.jpg (134.21 KB, 714x1000, 357:500, 75b36336672dae18c30d786b90….jpg)

New chapter of Clownpiece's manga is out.

<Luna was turned into a rock and now she's going to hell

RIP


 No.69400

>>69399

that sounds fucking retarded

old fogies were right comics should be burned


 No.69405

File: 4a32d8c0f3002b1⋯.png (384.45 KB, 1000x1399, 1000:1399, 4a32d8c0f3002b18a407294211….png)

File: dcb2bd211423819⋯.png (701.14 KB, 1000x1399, 1000:1399, dcb2bd2114238191ecca9c6d63….png)

>Wake up at 7am groggy as fuck

>Can hardly keep my eyes open

>Maybe I'll sleep in a little longer before work

<SLAM

>Hear a noise from the door

<SLAM SLAM SLAM

>Suddenly wide awake

>Fly down the stairs thinking a family member was locked out or in trouble

>It was just the storm door flailing in the wind

>Fuck

>Weather looks like shit outside though

>Can't see a fucking thing out there through all the snow whipping around

>Make a bowl of cereal

>My older brother (who works at the same place as me) is walking around when his shift starts at 7am

>Think it must be because of the letter he got for jury duty

>Head upstairs

>Get a text message as I walk in

>It's my boss saying work's canceled

>If a shipping company is closing down for the day, it must be bad

>Check weather

>Snowstorm for the next 12 hours

>Expecting 1ft of snowfall, 40mph winds, -25F windchill and everything hidden by a shroud of powdery snow

We were getting more rain than snow this winter until that ice storm two weeks ago, and now this.


 No.69406

>>69405

but comfy indoors?


 No.69408

>>69406

Sort of. The sun room is turning into an ice box though; gonna have to seal it off.


 No.69409

>>69405

>just got done shoveling 5-6 inches of snow off of the balcony so the roof won't collapse

>Hands are burning and the joints are screaming in pain

Ow.


 No.69410

Popularity poll is open.


 No.69414

you guys know the drill

ignore newhus and vote for the Scarlet crew


 No.69415


 No.69416

File: 864bc50ee89aab6⋯.png (153.74 KB, 1724x1158, 862:579, i need to learn.png)

>>69410

First time actually catching the poll, so I need an id issued. But the guide I found appears to be outdated. Is this reenter email or set an id or nickname?


 No.69419

>>69416

That space is for entering the ID you used the last time you voted. It is used for statistic purposes I think. It is optional.

So in your case you have to leave it blank, since it's the first time you do it.


 No.69420

File: 73b7d4bb9b2988d⋯.png (783.85 KB, 1200x850, 24:17, 0a1fd3460d3bd8926b03bb0860….png)

>Blizzard intensifies

>Have work today

>Flooded with a ton of freight as usual for Monday's freight

>Boss calls working today a mistake

>Work cancelled for tomorrow

>Tons of medical supplies having their shipment delayed yet another day

Fuck off you damn yuki onna.


 No.69422

>>69420

>Walked partway home because no ride when I left and they were locking up

>Trudged through 2ft deep snow and walked in a very busy road to avoid some of it the first 1/3rd of a mile

>Took 40-50 minutes just walking one mile to the gas station (~1/3rd of the way home)

>Freezing my ass off

Probably would've died if I hadn't finally gotten in contact with family partway there. Fuck me.


 No.69425

File: 6776f522b3dcd63⋯.png (58.29 KB, 705x869, 705:869, ClipboardImage.png)

rate my google translate skills


 No.69431

File: f0e5a33ecc10ded⋯.png (65.82 KB, 740x802, 370:401, Reincarnation (DiPP), Flig….png)

File: d235890bcbb4364⋯.png (40.95 KB, 740x557, 740:557, Letty, Marisa, Alice, Mura….png)


 No.69435

File: 733f6a3c93fff5b⋯.jpg (144.55 KB, 776x1200, 97:150, DZ3CxBoV4AACoZW.jpg)

>>69414

Fuck that, I voted for the Lunarians and the Fortune Teller like I always do.


 No.69441

File: a2a8b3a08b306ec⋯.jpg (133.15 KB, 800x563, 800:563, Reisen ellipses.jpg)

>>69393

>32MB away from completion

>The only two seeders ever around are a Swede and a German

>Can't maintain a connection long enough to download it


 No.69444


 No.69452

File: b8910bdbfc91e6b⋯.jpg (244.03 KB, 1535x2048, 1535:2048, Dxr0NAtV4AAe56o.jpg)

/2hu/ should use /jp/'s CSS the entire year.


 No.69454

>>69444

this fandom has been in decline for years, I'm surprised they kept doing it as long as they did


 No.69457

File: a295e17e22d2778⋯.jpg (7.96 KB, 225x254, 225:254, Star-Sapphire.jpg)

when other cyrstals form around a rutile needle the resulting gem is referred to as a star gem


 No.69459

File: 1918cacf043f419⋯.jpg (143.8 KB, 850x850, 1:1, __kurodani_yamame_touhou_d….jpg)

Yamame doesn't get nearly enough attention.


 No.69460

File: b93240438984fca⋯.png (14.57 KB, 407x405, 407:405, results.png)

The popularity poll results are in:

http://toho-vote.info/result15/result_list_character.php

>>69444

>>69454

They recruited a new team and the poll will be continued after all. Details will be announced soon.

https://twitter.com/toho_wiki/status/1091747584270524416


 No.69462

File: 0f24c52215f295d⋯.jpg (86.71 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_ca….jpg)

>>69460

blondes and lolis at the top, as they should b-

where is Rumia?


 No.69463

>>69341

most 2hu doujins (or at least the ones i've seen) seem to be mind break, hypnosis or any other kind of rape.


 No.69464

File: 4ab8aa2646e83e6⋯.jpg (318.4 KB, 750x600, 5:4, e863f163483819bc0d3c16a3ae….jpg)

>>69460

<Ichirin is lower than Lily White, Medicine and even the fucking Fortune Teller despite being a playable character in every recent fighting game


 No.69465

>>69463

I find fat, old, ugly men fucking cute girls everywhere, and it isn't even a genre I can avoid


 No.69466

File: d7301adccd6ee3c⋯.png (301.71 KB, 461x614, 461:614, ClipboardImage.png)

>>69460

Yuugi's rank didn't drop this year. Fighting!

>>69464

Nice taste.


 No.69467

File: 411c53d9984aba7⋯.jpg (799.13 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, yakumo 8.jpg)

>Yukari is rank 12

>Ran is rank 39

>Chen is rank 63

I'm okay with this


 No.69470

File: 4a316a5dc9eb818⋯.png (421.81 KB, 789x720, 263:240, alice_sad.png)

>>69282

Boy I sure do miss when such a thing wasn't an issue.

Back home.


 No.69472

>>69464

ZUN himself said she's a nobody, nothing more than Unzan's hitbox, there is no reason to care about her.

Fortune Teller is at least relatable in his willingness to sacrifice his humanity to gain power.


 No.69474

File: e6874b71b3da800⋯.jpg (115.4 KB, 800x1066, 400:533, DrFmglfV4AAx0i7.jpg)

>>69460

Watatsuki sisters are higher than last year. Nice to see the fanbase is finally getting some taste.


 No.69476

Wait so there's no moderation on this board? No owner?


 No.69477

>>69467

Yukari is for procreation

Ran is for recreation

Chen is also for procreation


 No.69478

File: 77370a7a90be0d3⋯.png (1.08 MB, 3500x3500, 1:1, 77370a7a90be0d3c5f1c22d7b0….png)

>>69476

There is a BO; Ausfag just forgot to log in for a while. Then there are two vols - Tewi (myself) and NotBaph.


 No.69479

Been awhile but I'm back!


 No.69480

File: dbda3fd2fc3dd5e⋯.jpg (309.77 KB, 831x1151, 831:1151, Touhou Ibara Kasen ~ Wild ….jpg)

File: eaca82a5dd14236⋯.jpg (424.75 KB, 822x1229, 822:1229, Touhou Ibara Kasen ~ Wild ….jpg)

File: 4510f6ddf222d25⋯.jpg (186.3 KB, 862x359, 862:359, 20190204_095422.jpg)

>Setsubun was yesterday

>Totally forgot about it


 No.69484

File: 4d71cf6cab963ae⋯.png (194.79 KB, 540x476, 135:119, 57467606f99288fb91be413702….png)

>>69478

Yeah I was kinda AWOL at that time since I had a job out rural shitposting land and the internet wasnt great so I gave up and checked the board somewhat everyother week in a maccas car park while I filled up the car.

Hopefully no one will steal my dead board from me and make rude posts on it.


 No.69490

File: 69f0af161728920⋯.png (894.61 KB, 1000x950, 20:19, lumia.png)

Happy Rumia Day

May good fortune and cute blondes be upon you today


 No.69491

File: 80ba27a48b2ebb8⋯.jpg (106.34 KB, 538x746, 269:373, 80ba27a48b2ebb89e7e495c58b….jpg)


 No.69492

File: 030d62d3bc55fb7⋯.jpg (563.96 KB, 1200x1550, 24:31, 030d62d3bc55fb7b6615a03b66….jpg)

File: ae208bdd2eb2667⋯.png (600.92 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, ae208bdd2eb266747d7b4d1406….png)

File: e6440a190d611d6⋯.jpg (251.91 KB, 950x538, 475:269, e6440a190d611d6bf7ff3862fb….jpg)

File: 42b5b8ec727c1c2⋯.png (570.42 KB, 486x1081, 486:1081, 42b5b8ec727c1c255431864575….png)

Too sleepy for today.


 No.69495

File: d6c2a972f923092⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 860x1214, 430:607, 71538803_p0.jpg)

File: 4b0de2a3cf09554⋯.jpg (855.39 KB, 998x1472, 499:736, 54578082_p0.jpg)

File: e9e462b3f424612⋯.jpg (141 KB, 1000x680, 25:17, 23617340_p0.jpg)


 No.69496

File: 1a977d7f6990948⋯.png (3.02 MB, 2425x3445, 485:689, 73042685_p0.png)

>>69490

Thank you, fairy. Remember to treat her in one week too.


 No.69497

File: 9e8c9d3a2dbf7bf⋯.jpg (1016.79 KB, 1125x1500, 3:4, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_sh….jpg)

I want a small blonde wife!


 No.69498

File: 5ab6de60a4bb7ff⋯.jpg (49.55 KB, 425x600, 17:24, OH GOD SO MANY ARTIFACTS.jpg)

I've been gone about 4 months. How have you all been doing?


 No.69499

>>69498

banned for life for sassing a cuckchan mod, missing /vg/ and hookup posting on /adv/

I made a penpal on /adv/ so who knows


 No.69500

File: 49685a7d4774935⋯.jpg (29.26 KB, 431x445, 431:445, 1482496087400.jpg)

>>69499

>I made a penpal on /adv/

That's good to hear!


 No.69502

File: 383b927ceda6391⋯.jpg (89.02 KB, 700x1017, 700:1017, All the children are dead.jpg)

>>69499

>going to cuckchan in the first place

>going to /adv/ of all the places

Fairy pls


 No.69505

File: 6f84ef6c85bf7fc⋯.png (124.96 KB, 514x510, 257:255, 2.png)

>>69498

Got gulaged from /leftypol/ for asking too many uncomfortable questions. Got unbanned and banned from halfchan for the same thing really. Few places on open internet can hold serious discussion nowadays.


 No.69506

File: d146ee8e3063369⋯.png (453.42 KB, 534x600, 89:100, Screenshot-2019-2-8 「シオニスト….png)

>>69505

Honey it's okay they're just a bunch of rich jewgeois sionistas don't listen to them


 No.69507

File: c93834207e53d36⋯.png (825.95 KB, 720x728, 90:91, 3dvyiwk7g0d011.png)

>>69498

Been wagie and spent all my wagie money on no fumos and paintball swag to look guccie


 No.69508

>>69500

we talk less and less every week

I feel like the situation has just reinforced my belief that nobody likes me and I'm unlikable, that no good comes from talking to people


 No.69510

File: 45f8bf1e86c7a98⋯.jpg (549.61 KB, 1920x1051, 1920:1051, __chen_yakumo_ran_and_yaku….jpg)

File: dbacaefaabd4b2b⋯.jpg (1.4 MB, 1390x1181, 1390:1181, Nose to nose.jpg)

I like Touhous that have someone they can rely on, be it a friend or family.


 No.69511

File: e0c6904f292dd2b⋯.png (119.95 KB, 349x456, 349:456, 15fea11ebbd5b2af457397451f….png)

File: 820eb98f6cc1f72⋯.jpg (76.74 KB, 920x717, 920:717, ce716e4238e423b7236b5d06d6….jpg)

I like Touhous that are lonely and depressed just like me


 No.69514

>>69511

every good man wants a sad lonely girl to make happy


 No.69522

File: f8b965323aa85e4⋯.png (98.85 KB, 500x457, 500:457, 2.png)

>>69506

B-b-but I regularly see their ridiculous leftist drivel on frontpage and can't even do a scoraces dialogue with them.


 No.69524

File: f0593c7a2a22e3f⋯.jpg (73.53 KB, 629x800, 629:800, 6ba31361f1286aa7029055d21a….jpg)

>>69514

Cute girls being happy is nice, especially if you're the source of their happiness.


 No.69529

File: 64114ad8f48cf4a⋯.png (917.38 KB, 850x1024, 425:512, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f5bd8d202208c33⋯.png (1.21 MB, 850x767, 850:767, ClipboardImage.png)

>>69511

Everyone has friends in Gensoukyou.


 No.69530

File: 89007504c6ed9ca⋯.jpg (243.77 KB, 1700x2000, 17:20, a112bdcae51def382cbb1a369f….jpg)


 No.69532

File: dc7cc2ed18bbbb1⋯.png (3.79 MB, 1500x1926, 250:321, dc7cc2ed18bbbb122a3e7e149a….png)


 No.69540

File: 093588191455666⋯.jpg (57.97 KB, 838x954, 419:477, 1.jpg)

Does Yukari look smug here or is it just me projecting her usual demeanour?


 No.69541

File: b3f3400f1b64f81⋯.jpeg (453.46 KB, 726x550, 33:25, 2b3fd03e2ebf40e23f1d602ea….jpeg)

>>69540

smug is yukaris usual demeanour


 No.69542

File: abcc37afd564a74⋯.png (877.27 KB, 1020x1443, 340:481, u22.png)

https://mangadex.org/chapter/541548/1

Reimu gets fucked by Kasen's severed arm in this new chapter of WaHH.


 No.69543

File: 4a624967739b9dd⋯.png (227.1 KB, 644x347, 644:347, x22.png)

>>69542

<tfw Kasen's arm is a better girl than Kasen herself


 No.69544

File: 132856cae4574f3⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1247x1701, 1247:1701, illust_61465000_20190214_0….png)

Happy Valentine's day!


 No.69545

File: 7560b4533256558⋯.png (2.27 MB, 2000x2300, 20:23, 8785350_p0.png)


 No.69547

File: 1e7e3e21038b493⋯.jpg (496.73 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, 73182654_p0.jpg)


 No.69548

>>69543

Kasen isn't half the oni her arm is. Sad. Hopefully Wicked Kasen will kick Virtuous Kasen's ass and they'll fuse into Super Kasen.


 No.69550

File: 339743c76658dec⋯.png (234.67 KB, 665x875, 19:25, 55267340_p0.png)


 No.69551

File: a273836c33ac590⋯.jpg (394.34 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, __hong_meiling_touhou_draw….jpg)

File: 88fe6686aa9ed36⋯.jpg (168.74 KB, 1049x1049, 1:1, 20190214_215654.jpg)

Did cookies for my love this year.

Happy Valentine's~


 No.69552

Valentine's day is the cuck's holiday.


 No.69553

>>69552

you can be bitter but acting sour grapes is pathetic


 No.69555

File: 6710689c242bcab⋯.jpg (195.75 KB, 700x1100, 7:11, 1.jpg)


 No.69556

File: a0194b4f6701c80⋯.jpg (115.4 KB, 1200x852, 100:71, DndzpAYU0AMFlDO.jpg)


 No.69557

>>69555

me on the right


 No.69558

File: 69f706f5384c3d1⋯.jpg (112.03 KB, 474x447, 158:149, 10.jpg)

i love how meiling is just a floating tit on this picture


 No.69559

File: 3f8ae1595e38af2⋯.jpg (77.83 KB, 1200x1108, 300:277, DeSyTooU8AIq6La.jpg)


 No.69560

File: 7c3ff6443e503d6⋯.png (779.66 KB, 1413x1060, 1413:1060, illust_73225146_20190216_2….png)

Not sure I get this one.


 No.69564

File: ab04ddd37e1711e⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 1736x2456, 217:307, __patchouli_knowledge_touh….jpg)

This is a nice Patchouli. Especially the eyes.


 No.69566

File: fce7e87ba59bfa4⋯.jpg (202.11 KB, 495x700, 99:140, [glass breaking in distanc….jpg)

>dump two-40 pound bags of salt on my driveway

>not an inch of ice has melted


 No.69567

>>69564

I want give her my son

>>69566

no it doesn't work that way, there needs to be some liquid water to dissolve the salt

do you have one of Jeff Bezos' Amazon Flamethrowers?


 No.69568

>>69566

What a waste. A bit of salt and an ice chipper would've been better.

>>69567

A hardware store flamethrower for icy paths would've been handy too, but I think they can get a little expensive.


 No.69569

File: 90bef903ec3abfa⋯.jpg (1.48 MB, 1920x1300, 96:65, mizuhashi parsee (touhou) ….jpg)

I wanna smooch parsee's pretty face


 No.69570

>>69569

imagine getting a handjob and jizzing all over her ex's engagement ring, then pulling it off and putting your own on her


 No.69571

>>69569

>Not smooching her womb with your dick

Hurry up and make some babies with her!


 No.69572

File: 49591d6ce0b308a⋯.jpg (293.32 KB, 700x650, 14:13, __mizuhashi_parsee_touhou_….jpg)

romance is dead apparently


 No.69573

>>69572

Nothing wrong with romance; it's a wonderful thing and should be cherished. We're just lewd.


 No.69574

>>69572

I think defiling her ex's broken promise and making a new wholesome one of your own is pretty romantic


 No.69576

File: 0483bdaf2586b7f⋯.jpg (413.61 KB, 1250x1410, 125:141, Reisen Sky.jpg)

<This year's biggest supermoon will be on my birthday, February 19

What did the Lunarians mean by this?


 No.69577

File: 0ea4d6488d3194c⋯.jpg (210.09 KB, 850x1005, 170:201, 0ea4d6488d3194c1642c8f8541….jpg)

>>69576

Maybe they're wishing you a happy birthday and hope you do your best this coming year.


 No.69579

>>69567

>no it doesn't work that way, there needs to be some liquid water to dissolve the salt

I feel real stupid.

>do you have one of Jeff Bezos' Amazon Flamethrowers?

No, but I do have lighter fluid, gasoline, and matches.


 No.69580

>>69579

That'll just make an uncontrollable fire that could burn your house down.


 No.69581

File: 464c0bd7ab5980e⋯.jpg (223.36 KB, 966x932, 483:466, moon rabbit death squads.jpg)

>>69577

Or maybe they're getting ready to invade the Earth and purify everyone. That would be nice too.


 No.69582

File: f088f6c650a9e31⋯.png (984.85 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, 1387370443653.png)

>>69577

>>69581

Or they are geting ready to be BTFO again by humans&yokai.


 No.69584

>>69579

Salt works best when the ground is still warm and before snow starts. As the flakes land they melt on the above freezing ground and start dissolving the salt, more flakes land and dissolve in the salt water, reducing salinity allowing more salt to be dissolved.

If the ground is already frozen, or the snow has already fallen, salt won't do much. If there is a layer of ice you can't get up you're best bet is to put down sand or kitty litter. This won't remove the ice, but it won't be so slippery.


 No.69585

File: db9b80b3bf2582f⋯.jpg (76.88 KB, 619x1057, 619:1057, Div9u3YUEAED4gS.jpg)

>>69582

You mean the time that Yukari and her army of youkai got their asses kicked so hard they were still butthurt about it 1000 years later? Or the time humans were forced to act as the Lunarians' pawns because they couldn't stop the Lunarian robot spiders of death ravaging Gensokyo?


 No.69588

>>69585

>Yukari intentionally sent the most rebellious and uncontrollable youkai to their deaths to keep them under control

>Lunarians have to attack Gensokyo to get someone to come over just so they can beg the Earthlings to save them from a fairy and a hysterical woman who only came over to foolishly try to kill an immortal


 No.69589

File: 37f3936c992633b⋯.jpg (168.88 KB, 960x1200, 4:5, 6.000 danmakus per minute.jpg)

>>69585

>(((lunarian)))posting this hard


 No.69590

File: 1bfed2f32e5599c⋯.jpg (426.57 KB, 1710x1150, 171:115, Houston we have a problem.jpg)

>>69588

<believing yukari's bullshit excuses for losing

>beg

More like hold all of Gensokyo hostage to force the earthplebs to do all the dirty work for them. The Lunarians simply didn't want to get their hands dirty killing a bunch of impure hellniggers.

>>69589

<not Lunarianposting

Lol, fag.


 No.69591

File: 7fd895155833843⋯.png (969.6 KB, 1289x1128, 1289:1128, 7fd895155833843e9c0860683d….png)

>>69590

>The Lunarians simply didn't want to get their hands dirty

>Literally hid themselves by freezing the entire capital in stasis to hide from the life-filled fairies

<M-muh purity


 No.69592

I want to defile a moongirl with my impure Earth dick over and over and over


 No.69593

>>69592

2hus are for tender lovemaking, even the Lunarians.


 No.69594


 No.69595

>>69593

the moon coons consider all terrestrial humans impure, it doesn't matter how gentle or sweet I am to them it is defiling


 No.69596

File: 86dfafd0842275d⋯.jpg (132.92 KB, 749x999, 749:999, 4ea4cb1ccc1dc0e60fa33a93ef….jpg)

>>69592

Moongirls are not for lewd, they're for admiring from a distance.

>>69594

/2hug/? Is that a board for people who want to hug 2hus?


 No.69597

>>69596

I will breed by any means necessary


 No.69598

File: b06e8074d139fc1⋯.jpg (327.25 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, b06e8074d139fc11ab0a9eccc9….jpg)

>>69596

It may not be a real board, but at least we have a thread for it. >>67702


 No.69601

File: 1d18a188b24bb06⋯.png (1.11 MB, 916x1100, 229:275, __flandre_scarlet_and_remi….png)

File: 908d79a535da677⋯.png (1.05 MB, 780x1100, 39:55, __flandre_scarlet_and_remi….png)

File: 8f06e3adfaae174⋯.jpg (1020.02 KB, 900x887, 900:887, 846d34f6c6082045a39d8c360b….jpg)

>>69598

they are so cute when they hug


 No.69603

File: e3a98fdf326eb53⋯.png (314.93 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 62ef26b85376cd344ecefbc03b….png)

File: 9c9a626b6daa4db⋯.jpg (81.52 KB, 749x784, 107:112, 8b7bd476adb7a88696b2140c36….jpg)

File: 0fedaea489fc773⋯.png (416.06 KB, 950x950, 1:1, 019e8d11e52772af6031929525….png)

>>69576

Happy birthday!


 No.69605

File: 132c3e8b2ae8199⋯.png (66.41 KB, 414x300, 69:50, Happy Junko.png)

>>69576

Happy Birthday!


 No.69606

>>69576

they meant "happy birthday, please enjoy low gravity sex with our moon bunnies to celebrate"


 No.69607

File: 574bf3c0ca964c0⋯.png (641.2 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, 193944385d43ebbb8b2646ba0b….png)

>>69603

>>69605

Thanks, dudes.

>>69606

Can I keep the rabbits afterwards? I doubt they'd want them back anyways.


 No.69608

>>69607

they have plenty, I'm sure they wouldn't miss a few


 No.69609

File: ff097827f56cd0a⋯.png (2.34 MB, 2974x2214, 1487:1107, ff097827f56cd0aa531e546811….png)

File: 17481c71dd33802⋯.png (565.24 KB, 1401x2000, 1401:2000, 17481c71dd33802237cf170716….png)

File: b8167c6f6eb784e⋯.png (270.67 KB, 700x550, 14:11, b8167c6f6eb784e863f73133a3….png)

File: 91e0ab370c9ad18⋯.jpg (129.06 KB, 850x980, 85:98, 91e0ab370c9ad1843151290c21….jpg)

File: 10f546d90b57865⋯.jpg (244.17 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 10f546d90b578652a8ca4f2da6….jpg)

>>69607

>>69608

I want to give a moon rabbit a good home and lots of love.




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