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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

File: 1da723165678e17⋯.png (136.9 KB, 701x609, 701:609, 1481662054247.png)

 No.48138

Post ITT every time you visit /2hu/. This way we'll certainly have more activity.

If my old thread starts working again then just ignore this one.

 No.68982

>>68981

Canonically, the bodies of ghosts are cold to the touch (with the exception of vengeful spirits like Tojiko, which are hot to the touch).

That being said, Yuyuko's tiddies being anything but a warm and soft piece of paradise is not true - uninformed at best and a blank lie at worst.


 No.68983

File: 36e2bdaad2339f4⋯.jpg (1.11 MB, 865x1000, 173:200, 71226336_p1.jpg)

File: 7c3cfff721099a1⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 934x1000, 467:500, 71226336_p2.jpg)

any tips on cuddling with the girls that have unusual anatomy? I don't want to hurt their wings or get an oni horn in my eye


 No.68984

>>68983

>I don't want to hurt their wings

Wings are warm and fluffy. Dress lightly when expecting wing hugs. They're probably pretty fragile though, even when accounting for a youkai's toughness. When cuddling in bed, try not to put your weight on them.

>or get an oni horn in my eye

Buy some corks. She might not be happy about that though.


 No.68985

File: 8fd62da1b6f455a⋯.png (581.57 KB, 900x900, 1:1, __seiran_touhou_drawn_by_m….png)

Do you think the Moon Rabbits sometimes get homesick? Not so much because of the Lunarians, but about things like the Udonge Tree Gardens, or the various lunar mares.


 No.68986

All 2hus are niggers.


 No.68988

>>68986

Sorry to hear about your incurable homosexuality.


 No.69000

File: 0715c1f7b88aeec⋯.jpg (28.49 KB, 650x504, 325:252, reisen udongein inaba (bom….jpg)

>>68985

do rabbits even have feelings?

I'm not convinced


 No.69009

File: 6bfe6a763f2d486⋯.png (92.83 KB, 306x347, 306:347, 6bfe6a763f2d486064750c30c3….png)

>Wake up with a migraine

>Have to go to work


 No.69011

>>69009

Nice blog

<BRAAP

>BRAAP

yep. epic4thewin.


 No.69014

So how can we get this board some more activity?


 No.69015

File: 21d871ee97ce1f2⋯.jpg (170.63 KB, 736x1024, 23:32, gluttony.jpg)

>>69014

We could participate in the /sudo/ hungergames.


 No.69016

>>69015

Last I checked at least someone was nominating /2hu/. We just haven't won at all. Maybe host an event?


 No.69017

File: 236f10564a2fcda⋯.jpg (15.18 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 10353045_566601433474252_6….jpg)

>get decent work for a few months

>get sick with sinus infection from parent

>call work and have to cancel shifts

>get better

>no work for a week n a half

Thanks zero hour contracts :^(


 No.69018

>>69017

Nice blog!


 No.69019

>>69017

That Marisa is smol.


 No.69020

I wan 2 kiss a 2hu's clit guys.


 No.69021

>>69020

Don't, they pee from there.


 No.69022

>>69020

Right on man!


 No.69023

>>69021

2 late fagotrn i kiss her dere.

>>69022

ur welcum mai dodd


 No.69024

yukari brought me to gensokyo but made me shave everywhere and put on a frilly dress

she says it's an enforced dress code but I'm skeptical


 No.69025

File: eccccb1765137f6⋯.jpg (99.78 KB, 800x814, 400:407, _junko_and_sukuna_shinmyou….jpg)

>>69024

Could you ask her if one could apply for a transfer? I am willing to abide by any dress code and grooming standard


 No.69026

File: 7d4e084df0fc7ed⋯.jpg (1.7 MB, 1500x1836, 125:153, 7d4e084df0fc7ed8394f987b00….jpg)

>>69024

What's wrong with dressing up like a cute and modest young girl?

>>69025

Same here. I'll dress up any way she wants me to if it means having a chance to move in and get friendly with all the 2hus.


 No.69035

>>69026

>>69025

>>69024

Cross dressing is degenerate.


 No.69037

>>69035

>not crossdressing with the explicit purpose of getting nice and friendly with the 2hus, and then dumping the clothes and wander around naked to assert your masculinity before you fuck each and every 2hu and fairy that gets in your way

It seems to me that you are the homosexual one here buddy.


 No.69038

File: 5efd8b2e3fcba7d⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 1050x1200, 7:8, 5efd8b2e3fcba7d2d7fc81d1d1….jpg)

File: 21486b662f628da⋯.jpg (192.23 KB, 520x602, 260:301, 21486b662f628da68f6abc7801….jpg)

>>69037

>Needing to remove the dress to assert your masculinity and make sweet tender love to the 2hus

Don't worry fairy; we'll patiently wait for you to come out of the closet.


 No.69044

File: b7443b378c1a4ed⋯.jpg (1.39 MB, 1539x1003, 1539:1003, 72114930_p0.jpg)


 No.69047

>>69044

The shading here is really nice. A very comfortable environment.


 No.69048

hello


 No.69049

File: 96332f64b2d9cd9⋯.png (735.71 KB, 1480x1280, 37:32, kasodani kyouko (touhou) d….png)

>>69048

ohayou


 No.69050

>>69048

Herro prease


 No.69080

File: 94575466702e547⋯.jpg (279.65 KB, 823x1080, 823:1080, __hong_meiling_touhou_draw….jpg)

Meiling doesn't look too good today.


 No.69084

>>69080

Jiangshi talismans belong on jiangshis alone.


 No.69089

File: 01c5b488014a3ff⋯.jpg (151.03 KB, 564x600, 47:50, b1df1c0183e99b2f171f10433f….jpg)

Me right now.

<Still have to work


 No.69091

>>69089

>working


 No.69093

File: 93c92c3a326ebd8⋯.jpg (116.34 KB, 560x460, 28:23, 93c92c3a326ebd8e0907399436….jpg)

<No more work for the next five days

>>69091

It's a living.


 No.69094

File: b844d448f33dccf⋯.png (1.47 MB, 1518x1075, 1518:1075, 4a6d3c2341877e3ef8940d8a82….png)

Koishi's my friend


 No.69095

>>69094

Kill yourself


 No.69096

>>69095

Fucking rude dude.


 No.69097

>not a single post in 24 hours

AHAHHAHAAHAHAH

OH NO NO NO

In a year this board will fade away to nothing, like most other 8chan boards. Just a fleeting memory from a time long past.


 No.69098

File: 9b6b39e6772f786⋯.jpg (19.1 KB, 322x218, 161:109, chen waiting.jpg)


 No.69099

File: acb54500e3f582e⋯.png (685.96 KB, 935x935, 1:1, 66265679_p0.png)

I MISSED YOU /2hu/!


 No.69101

>>69099

We missed you too, fairy.


 No.69102

File: d97cb27c580d9ad⋯.jpg (238.14 KB, 1200x1400, 6:7, kasodani kyouko and mystia….jpg)


 No.69103

File: 16b6657e84ed8bd⋯.jpg (5.68 KB, 318x159, 2:1, 004b.jpg)

>>69102

Why can't that be me?


 No.69122

File: 82d91fcc0c9f1ed⋯.jpg (18.71 KB, 367x390, 367:390, current year.jpg)

Good luck in 2019, are you drunk yet Fairies?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.69123


 No.69124

>>69123

no need to be bitter faggot


 No.69128

File: b780bc346ac0b55⋯.jpg (1.33 MB, 1750x2000, 7:8, b780bc346ac0b55967a05070c2….jpg)

Happy New Year!


 No.69132

File: ed7443818410f0f⋯.png (3.3 MB, 1200x1439, 1200:1439, ClipboardImage.png)

Happy new year!


 No.69133

File: 9c930fe0c77318a⋯.jpg (1.9 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, b2b133775d714d3c3eb484d6c5….jpg)

>>69122

>24 hours

Take it easy


 No.69134

File: 0c2ceeea91803fd⋯.jpg (1.09 MB, 1000x1300, 10:13, 9912166_p0.jpg)

For 2019 we should have the Christmas and new year celebrations in summer so I can spend more winter time doing useful or fun things.


 No.69135

File: e2df91785081b88⋯.jpg (160.96 KB, 433x463, 433:463, __konpaku_youmu_and_konpak….jpg)

>>48138

Youmu is sad to see that this board has low activity.


 No.69136

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.69140

File: 6b7effb81faa1a2⋯.jpg (208.21 KB, 1152x648, 16:9, 91678a82e965b98849aef2c29e….jpg)

I hate weebs but like you guys


 No.69144

File: f69015cfa762e96⋯.png (80.43 KB, 350x300, 7:6, f69015cfa762e96a292af0bddb….png)

File: 97501cb69dcd346⋯.jpg (86.47 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 97501cb69dcd34603f20a230ca….jpg)

File: 6b53a84883813df⋯.jpg (163.35 KB, 665x665, 1:1, 6b53a84883813df15ef0d7721f….jpg)

File: 7a93a23b84797ed⋯.png (280.52 KB, 670x500, 67:50, 7a93a23b84797ed9cd4cc82014….png)

File: 601f910a43e35c0⋯.jpg (255.94 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 601f910a43e35c095a90102c88….jpg)


 No.69148

File: 4d65d8cba15517d⋯.jpg (572.64 KB, 800x1184, 25:37, 41601603_p0.jpg)


 No.69149

>>69148

Fuck niggers


 No.69150

File: 676a246f639a908⋯.png (352.03 KB, 400x400, 1:1, iotkX7Ss_400x400.png)

>>69149

Fuck hungarians too, they are disgusting gypsies


 No.69153

File: f9502618a2e0cd3⋯.png (1.85 MB, 1700x2200, 17:22, ClipboardImage.png)

>Chinese landing craft is named after their moon goddess Chang'e

They really don't give Junko any rest, do they?


 No.69154

File: 36cf815587631ca⋯.jpg (1.15 MB, 1639x1100, 149:100, 36cf815587631ca8e900cb51a4….jpg)

File: 339d6024ac09827⋯.jpg (87.75 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, 339d6024ac09827b1697f22d5a….jpg)

File: cbda6ee8409ba27⋯.png (2.13 MB, 1425x1900, 3:4, cbda6ee8409ba27291b99e9992….png)

>>69153

I wouldn't give Junko any rest either.


 No.69155

File: b6895a2ea223171⋯.jpg (356.44 KB, 640x487, 640:487, illust_72485034_20190104_0….jpg)

Remi came less prepared than she thought.


 No.69172

File: 508e50638e78484⋯.png (716.35 KB, 1038x1009, 1038:1009, ClipboardImage.png)

>Older Touhou titles are gonna be released on Steam.

Oh boy! Achievements/trading cards when? Also, will they add a mode to skip bosses for people who play the games for the story?

The literally only good thing I can see about this is having some more players for the fighting games. The Sokufags might actually be able to get a game up for once. Then again, AoFC on Steam seems to be pretty dead.


 No.69173

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Give memes, now.


 No.69174

File: dbc327cc7ab80c1⋯.png (954.49 KB, 1400x800, 7:4, 72195207_p0.png)


 No.69175

File: bc64f9b8ab6a559⋯.png (193.21 KB, 375x465, 25:31, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.69176

File: 33885d0ff349a6c⋯.png (73.62 KB, 598x192, 299:96, cfb.png)


 No.69177

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.69185

File: aab50332d88379d⋯.png (357.05 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.69204

File: 69bdc7dc45b08af⋯.jpg (225.58 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, 1545878462680.jpg)

So which 2hu will become a memehu next? My bet is on Jo'on. She is practically begging to be a memehu.


 No.69205

There has been no memehu since Clownpiece/Heca back in 2015. But I guess Aunn counts as a memehu sort of.


 No.69207

>>69205

Momiji became a memehu in 2016


 No.69208

>>69207

Momiji was always the le ebin awoogirl with ironic weebs before the MAGAshit happened.


 No.69210

File: 0188b46bacc2936⋯.png (609.86 KB, 600x800, 3:4, __yorigami_shion_touhou_dr….png)

>>69204

I'm pretty sure Pityblob Shion already overtook her sister by several magnitudes.


 No.69213

File: b3b971dc873de5c⋯.png (652.33 KB, 945x945, 1:1, 72548052_p0.png)

A new year, a new Rumia day

Rumia cheers you on with whatever your new year's resolution is


 No.69214

File: d39d9a066c55543⋯.png (1.08 MB, 1722x2425, 1722:2425, illust_72535303_20190106_2….png)

>>69213

Happy New Year!


 No.69215

File: 2d1f57a2e6ca986⋯.png (449.17 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, __letty_whiterock_and_rumi….png)


 No.69226

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.69228

File: cf0d536d2eeb2ff⋯.jpg (2.88 MB, 2150x3035, 430:607, 72549671_p0.jpg)

File: a34bd582b6a06e3⋯.jpg (791.1 KB, 2079x3203, 2079:3203, 72553845_p0.jpg)

>>69213

Remember to give back to little Rumia for all she does for you.


 No.69230

File: f73ee0a203fa275⋯.jpg (496.52 KB, 777x777, 1:1, f73ee0a203fa275e2ef9590fa9….jpg)

File: 2ca073a1a5c0ddd⋯.jpg (97.14 KB, 850x960, 85:96, 2ca073a1a5c0dddc6966a6c440….jpg)

File: 48dff6bb29dfd2a⋯.jpg (166.24 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 48dff6bb29dfd2a0f8abf3e080….jpg)

>>69228

Giving food works, right?


 No.69231

File: 37f1a97c430b31e⋯.jpg (65.83 KB, 761x1000, 761:1000, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_sh….jpg)

File: 9f70c2e0a24ba93⋯.jpg (151.59 KB, 576x800, 18:25, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_na….jpg)

File: 40bdfddd1d77199⋯.png (192.33 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_do….png)

I want to cook for Rumia!


 No.69236

File: b2fc2e258b05e0b⋯.png (951.73 KB, 885x1300, 177:260, Yoshika is shocked.png)

>Fortune Teller shows up for fucking Grand Prix 13

Brb, checking if hell if freezing over


 No.69237


 No.69238

>>69237

Fortune Teller is part of a team for the 13th Touhou M1 Grand Prix. Subbed versions were uploaded just a few days ago.


 No.69239

>>69238

They did have many of the others in previous years.


 No.69240

File: 34d4c5dca87af21⋯.jpg (165 KB, 1189x663, 1189:663, Shion Trollface.jpg)

wew


 No.69241

>>69208

In 2016 momiji ascended beyond that of an ordinary memehu and became a legend.


 No.69247

File: 072a49c55590dc2⋯.jpg (41.18 KB, 531x700, 531:700, 072a49c55590dc255d2d069bdb….jpg)

Anybody knows the source of this picture?


 No.69248

>>69247

nvm found it


 No.69249

>>69248

Care to share with the rest of the class?


 No.69254

File: a65815fc3ee66a9⋯.jpg (139.33 KB, 850x850, 1:1, __eva_01_fujiwara_no_mokou….jpg)


 No.69255

File: 48f1a95bee174ce⋯.jpg (842.29 KB, 900x750, 6:5, 6628303dc3c0f634ebc66888e7….jpg)

>summer too dry and hot, giant crop failures

>entire country now suffocating in snow

help


 No.69256

File: 829db5873e4c7c9⋯.jpg (265.05 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1238650_p0.jpg)


 No.69257

File: f68d7312126a20a⋯.jpg (1.17 MB, 1175x1574, 1175:1574, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_dra….jpg)

>>69255

>Had exactly done day of snow this year.

>Now it's either raining or looking as if its gonna start raining any second now

>Sparse daylight hours perpetually drowned under a thick layer of clouds.


 No.69268

File: 77c284e83a2f845⋯.png (1.65 MB, 1500x1100, 15:11, __doremy_sweet_and_kishin_….png)


 No.69270

File: dc701dfe052042e⋯.jpg (913.97 KB, 1333x1000, 1333:1000, 36097710_p0.jpg)

so tired


 No.69275

File: 08fa1e11e709085⋯.png (576.53 KB, 792x792, 1:1, 08fa1e11e709085ea7d4630ef3….png)

kero


 No.69277

Greetings! I found a way to get touhou running on my psp. It's at 1 fps and unplayable, but possible!


 No.69278

File: c0b7428007a34fe⋯.jpg (472.73 KB, 1500x1388, 375:347, c0b7428007a34fea5c85c5f655….jpg)

Good night /2hu/.

>>69277

Nice job.


 No.69282

File: a3a7c9dd330aec0⋯.png (185.56 KB, 350x300, 7:6, a25634c2f7f4b59a77d1ac2b77….png)

>Ausfag hasn't logged in since the 26th

>Have no email from him

>If any PM existed they're deleted weekly

>/2hu/ is currently up on the claim list

https://8ch.net/claim.html


 No.69283

>>69282

Then one of you fags should get it.


 No.69284

>>69283

I put a claim in for it already, but it's "first come first serve", with no guarantee of support for active volunteers for a given board. I was giving a heads up in case someone wanted to submit a claim and increase the chances of it going to a regular member of the board rather than an outsider.


 No.69294

File: 2005672c8528842⋯.jpg (361.69 KB, 880x660, 4:3, __letty_whiterock_touhou_d….jpg)

This board needs more Letty.


 No.69296

File: 50b8f8a71a1cc73⋯.png (252.66 KB, 589x566, 589:566, 26260ac4b25379d06bc6a73a3e….png)


 No.69299

File: f695473ab853bc2⋯.png (5.37 MB, 2572x1851, 2572:1851, 243951da4826120b50a0c59ecf….png)

>Been strangely warm all winter

>Practically no snow in my part of Michigan

>Wake up today

>Everything is ice

>Ice rain

>Half the city has died in traffic accidents

>Almost had someone crash into me on the way to work


 No.69301

File: 42701214d2561b4⋯.jpg (236.79 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_oad907mDqs1u4qgeao1….jpg)

>>69299

>all of Jersey has been under 30 for a week

>will be below 10 all day Sunday

I am finding great use for this Ember mug I got for Christmas at least


 No.69307

File: e2f2eda04792668⋯.jpg (101.75 KB, 625x856, 625:856, 216c50040d3c74d2e9b7294b27….jpg)

>2019

>Akyuu will turn 25 soon, meaning she only has 5 years of life left at most

Someone save her before it's too late.


 No.69309

>>69307

I'm 31 and can confirm you die figuratively at this age as well

I can't learn new things, I can't enjoy new things, I can't make new friends

I wish /doomer/ was more active


 No.69310

>>69307

She's fated to reincarnate, so it's not like she'll be gone for long. Marry and impregnate her; soon enough your waifu will become your daughteru too.


 No.69312

File: c1983cc5753d624⋯.png (366.98 KB, 580x568, 145:142, 124e2d83c82446e2d734829cb1….png)

Haven't been here in over a year.

How are you fairies going?


 No.69314

>>69312

I'm doing alright. Welcome back.


 No.69315

>>69312

Nice to have you back.

Had a bit of a health scare recently, but I'm otherwise alright. As for the board, it's slow sailing as usual, but as I mentioned earlier >>69282 now the BO's missing. Hasn't logged in for a couple of weeks and the board went up on the claims list. Whoever's in charge of that claim asked me to wait a week for Ausfag to come back before he'd make me BO. It's not on the list anymore and I don't know if that's because of the claim process or if Ausfag silently logged in without even so much as a hello.


 No.69319

File: bac8f864da4cd29⋯.png (698.83 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, 9c389e73bbc12e008b93c0e06c….png)

File: abf617096deb465⋯.jpg (184.76 KB, 1500x1650, 10:11, 3f72df3f95d441e6dfa2acced0….jpg)

File: f9ff29519584ea7⋯.png (682.59 KB, 647x906, 647:906, 9e42c7365c92e3030af91c5d70….png)

File: 5bf796c69f5bdd3⋯.jpg (121.66 KB, 839x1117, 839:1117, 77cdb822c96205e5576c7023ee….jpg)

Parsee deserves more love.


 No.69320

File: 4009dd74fc9e982⋯.png (7.25 KB, 190x184, 95:92, reimudab.png)

UH, ALL THE YOUKAI (OR "TARGET PRACTICE" AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM), GET OUT OF GENSOKYO BECAUSE IT'S FOR HUMANS ONLY, UNDERSTAND? CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL GO ON A YOUKAI GENOCIDE AGAIN!!!


 No.69321

>>69320

Yokey genocide?


 No.69322

>>69312

I've recently returned as well.

Over the past year I lost about 40lbs and started using meetup to go out instead of being a complete shut-in. I've done things I'd resigned myself to never doing like meeting new people, driving places I'm unfamiliar with, and sometimes even having fun.

I tried two churches but found myself the only young person at the first and the only white person at the second. I was really hoping to meet a morally upright woman to marry, but it's all little girls, their mothers (father at home doing housework while the kids are out of his hair), and old widows. I still feel dead inside.

I was recently permanently banned from 4cuck for mouthing off to a mod, cutting me of from one of the largest avenues of social interaction I had. I miss /vg/. I considered reddit but even if you ignore the user base and PC police mods and admins, threads are hard to read and every topic is fractured into a thousand extremely specific boards and each thread is itself even more specific.

My irl answer to this question has to be "fine" or"great" or "alright". That nobody actually wants to hear that I'm unhappy makes me want to stay in, but I know if I don't go I'll regret it later.


 No.69324

File: ca619744e205c4f⋯.png (565.97 KB, 700x575, 28:23, ClipboardImage.png)

>yfw you will never be young enough again that burying your face in the breasts of a woman is seen as a socially acceptable or even adorably awkward trait.


 No.69326

File: a24c1b01a08a7d4⋯.jpg (177.6 KB, 740x1000, 37:50, 33e8b6fbd81e1d2b02a1ee686c….jpg)

Gas the earthlings, Lunar War now.


 No.69329

File: f79d8dce0c76d2d⋯.jpg (6.03 MB, 3331x4659, 3331:4659, 2788eabfce6f3ca390df5e9db4….jpg)

>>69326

>lunarians are still assblasted about the sake bottle


 No.69330

File: 7a11a1fb6b26250⋯.jpg (1.73 MB, 1482x1926, 247:321, 72159376_p0.jpg)


 No.69331

File: 814478ea95b6300⋯.jpg (390.97 KB, 688x960, 43:60, illust_72705016_20190118_0….jpg)

Maris a cute.


 No.69332

File: 0afd3fc407028d3⋯.png (140.05 KB, 619x600, 619:600, 016_1485456771.png)

>>69329

<Jewkari was so assblasted about losing the first war that she spent 1000 years coming up with a plan just to steal some booze

>>69330

>


 No.69334

>>69332

>what are ulterior motives

That war ensured that a lot less youkai would try to breach the border and start trouble outside


 No.69335

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

That Marisa player unlisted and archived his videos.


 No.69336

File: 87ad52739b9aeba⋯.jpg (214.61 KB, 1070x1000, 107:100, f3a4a806898493da8039cbe867….jpg)

>>69334

<what is making up lame excuses to save face

No one starts a war and loses it on purpose risking the lives of thousands just to teach a lesson. Face it, your waifu tried to mess with the master race and got her ass kicked.


 No.69337

File: c1b2b0c1a718d6c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 744.31 KB, 960x540, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

Lol.


 No.69338

>>69337

this is the female equivalent of H doujins with a cute girl fucking a fat, ugly old guy with stink lines


 No.69340

>>69337

>Japanese soldiers fraternizing with Chinese civilians, Nankin 1937 (colorized)


 No.69341

>>69337

Faceless dark-skinned men truly are the strongest beings in Gensokyo, they can overpower and rape 2hus without breaking a sweat.


 No.69345

File: c42a79972ea5da7⋯.jpg (141.07 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, __cirno_touhou_drawn_by_se….jpg)

File: 2c638b5f9e58476⋯.jpg (65.02 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 45aad9d4e66768f7ed4511050a….jpg)

>0 pph


 No.69346

File: e5e47b9d43a5fc4⋯.png (1.92 MB, 1328x937, 1328:937, 56067109_p0.png)


 No.69347

File: 6190d75cebb2694⋯.jpg (342.94 KB, 1280x1829, 1280:1829, E_039.jpg)

>>69346

Lol. She's so cute when she's suicidal.


 No.69348

File: b4d28dda788473e⋯.jpg (775.32 KB, 1333x1000, 1333:1000, __cirno_daiyousei_lily_whi….jpg)

>We represent the lolicon guild, the lolicon guild, the lolicon guild

>We represent the lolicon guiiiiiild, and we'd like to get our wombs all filled


 No.69349

File: 83603c7d3a8233f⋯.jpg (321.58 KB, 600x600, 1:1, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_dra….jpg)

>>69348

Oh yes, i like it.


 No.69350

>>69348

I want to impregnate half a dozen fairies and take responsibility.


 No.69351

File: 4fdf0aecf79e0fc⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 498.75 KB, 1280x1906, 640:953, 1zzz.jpg)

File: e538696925a6cb3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 553.8 KB, 1280x1902, 640:951, 2zzz.jpg)

File: be7111690b049cb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 714.27 KB, 1280x1901, 1280:1901, 3zzz.jpg)

File: ee998cc1f296ccb⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 768.62 KB, 1280x1897, 1280:1897, 4zzz.jpg)

>>69348

Lolis learning to cross the road!


 No.69352

>>69351

Did ZUN ever say what exactly happens if a Fairy gets physically "killed"? Do their corpses repair themselves on the spot they died or do they eventually vanish and manifest somewhere else again?


 No.69353

>>69352

I've always assumed the latter but I don't really know.


 No.69354

>>69351

Gurofags get ye gone.

>>69352

In the case of the (cosplaying) zombie fairies at least they stop for a bit before moving again.


 No.69355

File: 455f04c23ea1ea0⋯.png (678.83 KB, 950x1000, 19:20, Dw_Ze0FU0AARhzo.png large.png)

>>69354

>Gurofags get ye gone.

Rude, it was just a funny haha joke, dude. :3


 No.69356

>>69352

My assumption was that they just turn in a cloud of sparkly dust, and respawn later from an instance of the concept they are bound to, be it plantlife, ice or sunlight or their season/element.


 No.69357

>>69351

I didn't know Aya was a muslim


 No.69358

>>69357

Aya akhbar


 No.69366

File: 289fa36f073d5c8⋯.jpg (1.16 MB, 832x1186, 416:593, __inaba_inaba_tewi_and_rei….jpg)

>yfw not an Earth Rabbit

>Reisen will never let you sleep in her bed and cuddle the fear out of you after you had a bad dream.

>Kaguya will never pat your head

>Eirin will never make you suck on her tits for purely scientific purposes.


 No.69370

>>68083

But anon how can you fuck 2D?


 No.69371

>>69351

teh meido ist meanie ;_;


 No.69372

File: f58d939ab157e32⋯.png (1.26 MB, 1841x1302, 263:186, __yatadera_narumi_filthy_f….png)

do you own any pet amphibians /2hu/?


 No.69373

my only watched thread that is getting replies is a terrible one on /v/ that has devolved into ponies vs Steven Universe


 No.69374

File: 7adf14ffb75f981⋯.jpg (186.04 KB, 850x1560, 85:156, sample_d9981440db43421a777….jpg)

>tfw no Koakuma accountant that manages my legal and financial business


 No.69375

File: 4be18696d360987⋯.png (984.73 KB, 900x1200, 3:4, aa1edfe32a77f2aed1fe4ef77e….png)

I want to sing songs from H.M.S. Pinafore all night long with Murasa.


 No.69382

File: bc377d5d1e0fc68⋯.jpg (257.4 KB, 800x727, 800:727, __chen_cirno_daiyousei_kaz….jpg)

carefree summer days exist only in our past


 No.69383

File: 784690cc3180b8e⋯.png (448.82 KB, 540x725, 108:145, tumblr_inline_plhq7x52Lh1r….png)


 No.69384

File: 51b1eb32bfc23d6⋯.jpg (376.57 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, DuDQCL6U0AQ6adY.jpg)

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no princess's rabbit.


 No.69386

>>69383

I want to own and cuddle a deka fumo. I want to tenderly fug a deka fumo.


 No.69389

>>69386

I want to own a deka fumo that comes to life and begins doing mysterious things.


 No.69393

File: e882621af4a72a6⋯.png (94.82 KB, 1026x524, 513:262, tlmc 2019.png)

I've been trying to download the touhou lossy music collection for an entire year now.


 No.69396

File: 0f3fa4375148886⋯.jpg (410.56 KB, 663x940, 663:940, 2882ac11b70d8810006f91c59e….jpg)

Found out today patchouli is an aphrodisiac, among other things.

>Patchouli has been known since ancient times throughout Asia; for its medicinal and antidepressant properties. It was used extensively in India; to scent, fix the color, and accelerated the drying time of inks and also scent and protected shawls and fabrics. In fact, you could determine genuine Kashmir fabrics by the scent of Patchouli. It was also used by Persians and Arabs alike to protect their precious handmade carpets from moths and other insects. In Victorian England, people would only buy shawls from India if they smelled of Patchouli, as its scent became associated with wealth and luxury. Patchouli became synonymous with the US popular culture of the 60’s and earlier 70’s.

>Patchouli is considered a heavy oil and as a base note in aromatherapy; is used often in cosmetics and perfumery. In fact it is one of the best perfume fixatives and is used in one out of every three perfume blends. Some of best selling Patchouli smelling perfumes including: Tom Ford White Patchouli, Reserve Perry Ellis for Women, Flowerbomb by Viktor & Rolf for Women, & Vanilla Patchouli by Molinard for Women. Often used for its aphrodisiac properties, Patchouli essential oil is often used in massage oils to evoke strong emotional response from both men and women. Another pleasing quality is that Patchouli is one of the few oils, that like wine improve with age.

>Patchouli has a number of therapeutic uses in skin care. Its astringent properties can help prevent sagging skin, by tightening skin and causing muscles and nerves to contract. Its cytophylactic properties, protect against lytic agents that lead to membrane disorganization and breakdown, therefore it is beneficial in skin cell regeneration and conditions such as dermatitis and eczema.

I wonder if she smells like patchouli.

Of course yes.


 No.69397

File: 21c39117337f59b⋯.jpg (94.25 KB, 622x601, 622:601, Dns9_YHVAAAqkVJ.jpg)

Cookies anyone?


 No.69398

>>69397

The cover alone makes those look tasty as fuck.


 No.69399

File: 9264eb767a88bdf⋯.jpg (134.21 KB, 714x1000, 357:500, 75b36336672dae18c30d786b90….jpg)

New chapter of Clownpiece's manga is out.

<Luna was turned into a rock and now she's going to hell

RIP


 No.69400

>>69399

that sounds fucking retarded

old fogies were right comics should be burned


 No.69405

File: 4a32d8c0f3002b1⋯.png (384.45 KB, 1000x1399, 1000:1399, 4a32d8c0f3002b18a407294211….png)

File: dcb2bd211423819⋯.png (701.14 KB, 1000x1399, 1000:1399, dcb2bd2114238191ecca9c6d63….png)

>Wake up at 7am groggy as fuck

>Can hardly keep my eyes open

>Maybe I'll sleep in a little longer before work

<SLAM

>Hear a noise from the door

<SLAM SLAM SLAM

>Suddenly wide awake

>Fly down the stairs thinking a family member was locked out or in trouble

>It was just the storm door flailing in the wind

>Fuck

>Weather looks like shit outside though

>Can't see a fucking thing out there through all the snow whipping around

>Make a bowl of cereal

>My older brother (who works at the same place as me) is walking around when his shift starts at 7am

>Think it must be because of the letter he got for jury duty

>Head upstairs

>Get a text message as I walk in

>It's my boss saying work's canceled

>If a shipping company is closing down for the day, it must be bad

>Check weather

>Snowstorm for the next 12 hours

>Expecting 1ft of snowfall, 40mph winds, -25F windchill and everything hidden by a shroud of powdery snow

We were getting more rain than snow this winter until that ice storm two weeks ago, and now this.


 No.69406

>>69405

but comfy indoors?


 No.69408

>>69406

Sort of. The sun room is turning into an ice box though; gonna have to seal it off.


 No.69409

>>69405

>just got done shoveling 5-6 inches of snow off of the balcony so the roof won't collapse

>Hands are burning and the joints are screaming in pain

Ow.


 No.69410

Popularity poll is open.


 No.69414

you guys know the drill

ignore newhus and vote for the Scarlet crew


 No.69415


 No.69416

File: 864bc50ee89aab6⋯.png (153.74 KB, 1724x1158, 862:579, i need to learn.png)

>>69410

First time actually catching the poll, so I need an id issued. But the guide I found appears to be outdated. Is this reenter email or set an id or nickname?


 No.69419

>>69416

That space is for entering the ID you used the last time you voted. It is used for statistic purposes I think. It is optional.

So in your case you have to leave it blank, since it's the first time you do it.


 No.69420

File: 73b7d4bb9b2988d⋯.png (783.85 KB, 1200x850, 24:17, 0a1fd3460d3bd8926b03bb0860….png)

>Blizzard intensifies

>Have work today

>Flooded with a ton of freight as usual for Monday's freight

>Boss calls working today a mistake

>Work cancelled for tomorrow

>Tons of medical supplies having their shipment delayed yet another day

Fuck off you damn yuki onna.


 No.69422

>>69420

>Walked partway home because no ride when I left and they were locking up

>Trudged through 2ft deep snow and walked in a very busy road to avoid some of it the first 1/3rd of a mile

>Took 40-50 minutes just walking one mile to the gas station (~1/3rd of the way home)

>Freezing my ass off

Probably would've died if I hadn't finally gotten in contact with family partway there. Fuck me.


 No.69425

File: 6776f522b3dcd63⋯.png (58.29 KB, 705x869, 705:869, ClipboardImage.png)

rate my google translate skills


 No.69431

File: f0e5a33ecc10ded⋯.png (65.82 KB, 740x802, 370:401, Reincarnation (DiPP), Flig….png)

File: d235890bcbb4364⋯.png (40.95 KB, 740x557, 740:557, Letty, Marisa, Alice, Mura….png)


 No.69435

File: 733f6a3c93fff5b⋯.jpg (144.55 KB, 776x1200, 97:150, DZ3CxBoV4AACoZW.jpg)

>>69414

Fuck that, I voted for the Lunarians and the Fortune Teller like I always do.


 No.69441

File: a2a8b3a08b306ec⋯.jpg (133.15 KB, 800x563, 800:563, Reisen ellipses.jpg)

>>69393

>32MB away from completion

>The only two seeders ever around are a Swede and a German

>Can't maintain a connection long enough to download it


 No.69444


 No.69452

File: b8910bdbfc91e6b⋯.jpg (244.03 KB, 1535x2048, 1535:2048, Dxr0NAtV4AAe56o.jpg)

/2hu/ should use /jp/'s CSS the entire year.


 No.69454

>>69444

this fandom has been in decline for years, I'm surprised they kept doing it as long as they did


 No.69457

File: a295e17e22d2778⋯.jpg (7.96 KB, 225x254, 225:254, Star-Sapphire.jpg)

when other cyrstals form around a rutile needle the resulting gem is referred to as a star gem


 No.69459

File: 1918cacf043f419⋯.jpg (143.8 KB, 850x850, 1:1, __kurodani_yamame_touhou_d….jpg)

Yamame doesn't get nearly enough attention.


 No.69460

File: b93240438984fca⋯.png (14.57 KB, 407x405, 407:405, results.png)

The popularity poll results are in:

http://toho-vote.info/result15/result_list_character.php

>>69444

>>69454

They recruited a new team and the poll will be continued after all. Details will be announced soon.

https://twitter.com/toho_wiki/status/1091747584270524416


 No.69462

File: 0f24c52215f295d⋯.jpg (86.71 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_ca….jpg)

>>69460

blondes and lolis at the top, as they should b-

where is Rumia?


 No.69463

>>69341

most 2hu doujins (or at least the ones i've seen) seem to be mind break, hypnosis or any other kind of rape.


 No.69464

File: 4ab8aa2646e83e6⋯.jpg (318.4 KB, 750x600, 5:4, e863f163483819bc0d3c16a3ae….jpg)

>>69460

<Ichirin is lower than Lily White, Medicine and even the fucking Fortune Teller despite being a playable character in every recent fighting game


 No.69465

>>69463

I find fat, old, ugly men fucking cute girls everywhere, and it isn't even a genre I can avoid


 No.69466

File: d7301adccd6ee3c⋯.png (301.71 KB, 461x614, 461:614, ClipboardImage.png)

>>69460

Yuugi's rank didn't drop this year. Fighting!

>>69464

Nice taste.


 No.69467

File: 411c53d9984aba7⋯.jpg (799.13 KB, 1200x900, 4:3, yakumo 8.jpg)

>Yukari is rank 12

>Ran is rank 39

>Chen is rank 63

I'm okay with this


 No.69470

File: 4a316a5dc9eb818⋯.png (421.81 KB, 789x720, 263:240, alice_sad.png)

>>69282

Boy I sure do miss when such a thing wasn't an issue.

Back home.


 No.69472

>>69464

ZUN himself said she's a nobody, nothing more than Unzan's hitbox, there is no reason to care about her.

Fortune Teller is at least relatable in his willingness to sacrifice his humanity to gain power.


 No.69474

File: e6874b71b3da800⋯.jpg (115.4 KB, 800x1066, 400:533, DrFmglfV4AAx0i7.jpg)

>>69460

Watatsuki sisters are higher than last year. Nice to see the fanbase is finally getting some taste.


 No.69476

Wait so there's no moderation on this board? No owner?


 No.69477

>>69467

Yukari is for procreation

Ran is for recreation

Chen is also for procreation


 No.69478

File: 77370a7a90be0d3⋯.png (1.08 MB, 3500x3500, 1:1, 77370a7a90be0d3c5f1c22d7b0….png)

>>69476

There is a BO; Ausfag just forgot to log in for a while. Then there are two vols - Tewi (myself) and NotBaph.


 No.69479

Been awhile but I'm back!


 No.69480

File: dbda3fd2fc3dd5e⋯.jpg (309.77 KB, 831x1151, 831:1151, Touhou Ibara Kasen ~ Wild ….jpg)

File: eaca82a5dd14236⋯.jpg (424.75 KB, 822x1229, 822:1229, Touhou Ibara Kasen ~ Wild ….jpg)

File: 4510f6ddf222d25⋯.jpg (186.3 KB, 862x359, 862:359, 20190204_095422.jpg)

>Setsubun was yesterday

>Totally forgot about it


 No.69484

File: 4d71cf6cab963ae⋯.png (194.79 KB, 540x476, 135:119, 57467606f99288fb91be413702….png)

>>69478

Yeah I was kinda AWOL at that time since I had a job out rural shitposting land and the internet wasnt great so I gave up and checked the board somewhat everyother week in a maccas car park while I filled up the car.

Hopefully no one will steal my dead board from me and make rude posts on it.


 No.69490

File: 69f0af161728920⋯.png (894.61 KB, 1000x950, 20:19, lumia.png)

Happy Rumia Day

May good fortune and cute blondes be upon you today


 No.69491

File: 80ba27a48b2ebb8⋯.jpg (106.34 KB, 538x746, 269:373, 80ba27a48b2ebb89e7e495c58b….jpg)


 No.69492

File: 030d62d3bc55fb7⋯.jpg (563.96 KB, 1200x1550, 24:31, 030d62d3bc55fb7b6615a03b66….jpg)

File: ae208bdd2eb2667⋯.png (600.92 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, ae208bdd2eb266747d7b4d1406….png)

File: e6440a190d611d6⋯.jpg (251.91 KB, 950x538, 475:269, e6440a190d611d6bf7ff3862fb….jpg)

File: 42b5b8ec727c1c2⋯.png (570.42 KB, 486x1081, 486:1081, 42b5b8ec727c1c255431864575….png)

Too sleepy for today.


 No.69495

File: d6c2a972f923092⋯.jpg (1.06 MB, 860x1214, 430:607, 71538803_p0.jpg)

File: 4b0de2a3cf09554⋯.jpg (855.39 KB, 998x1472, 499:736, 54578082_p0.jpg)

File: e9e462b3f424612⋯.jpg (141 KB, 1000x680, 25:17, 23617340_p0.jpg)


 No.69496

File: 1a977d7f6990948⋯.png (3.02 MB, 2425x3445, 485:689, 73042685_p0.png)

>>69490

Thank you, fairy. Remember to treat her in one week too.


 No.69497

File: 9e8c9d3a2dbf7bf⋯.jpg (1016.79 KB, 1125x1500, 3:4, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_sh….jpg)

I want a small blonde wife!


 No.69498

File: 5ab6de60a4bb7ff⋯.jpg (49.55 KB, 425x600, 17:24, OH GOD SO MANY ARTIFACTS.jpg)

I've been gone about 4 months. How have you all been doing?


 No.69499

>>69498

banned for life for sassing a cuckchan mod, missing /vg/ and hookup posting on /adv/

I made a penpal on /adv/ so who knows


 No.69500

File: 49685a7d4774935⋯.jpg (29.26 KB, 431x445, 431:445, 1482496087400.jpg)

>>69499

>I made a penpal on /adv/

That's good to hear!


 No.69502

File: 383b927ceda6391⋯.jpg (89.02 KB, 700x1017, 700:1017, All the children are dead.jpg)

>>69499

>going to cuckchan in the first place

>going to /adv/ of all the places

Fairy pls


 No.69505

File: 6f84ef6c85bf7fc⋯.png (124.96 KB, 514x510, 257:255, 2.png)

>>69498

Got gulaged from /leftypol/ for asking too many uncomfortable questions. Got unbanned and banned from halfchan for the same thing really. Few places on open internet can hold serious discussion nowadays.


 No.69506

File: d146ee8e3063369⋯.png (453.42 KB, 534x600, 89:100, Screenshot-2019-2-8 「シオニスト….png)

>>69505

Honey it's okay they're just a bunch of rich jewgeois sionistas don't listen to them


 No.69507

File: c93834207e53d36⋯.png (825.95 KB, 720x728, 90:91, 3dvyiwk7g0d011.png)

>>69498

Been wagie and spent all my wagie money on no fumos and paintball swag to look guccie


 No.69508

>>69500

we talk less and less every week

I feel like the situation has just reinforced my belief that nobody likes me and I'm unlikable, that no good comes from talking to people


 No.69510

File: 45f8bf1e86c7a98⋯.jpg (549.61 KB, 1920x1051, 1920:1051, __chen_yakumo_ran_and_yaku….jpg)

File: dbacaefaabd4b2b⋯.jpg (1.4 MB, 1390x1181, 1390:1181, Nose to nose.jpg)

I like Touhous that have someone they can rely on, be it a friend or family.


 No.69511

File: e0c6904f292dd2b⋯.png (119.95 KB, 349x456, 349:456, 15fea11ebbd5b2af457397451f….png)

File: 820eb98f6cc1f72⋯.jpg (76.74 KB, 920x717, 920:717, ce716e4238e423b7236b5d06d6….jpg)

I like Touhous that are lonely and depressed just like me


 No.69514

>>69511

every good man wants a sad lonely girl to make happy


 No.69522

File: f8b965323aa85e4⋯.png (98.85 KB, 500x457, 500:457, 2.png)

>>69506

B-b-but I regularly see their ridiculous leftist drivel on frontpage and can't even do a scoraces dialogue with them.


 No.69524

File: f0593c7a2a22e3f⋯.jpg (73.53 KB, 629x800, 629:800, 6ba31361f1286aa7029055d21a….jpg)

>>69514

Cute girls being happy is nice, especially if you're the source of their happiness.


 No.69529

File: 64114ad8f48cf4a⋯.png (917.38 KB, 850x1024, 425:512, ClipboardImage.png)

File: f5bd8d202208c33⋯.png (1.21 MB, 850x767, 850:767, ClipboardImage.png)

>>69511

Everyone has friends in Gensoukyou.


 No.69530

File: 89007504c6ed9ca⋯.jpg (243.77 KB, 1700x2000, 17:20, a112bdcae51def382cbb1a369f….jpg)


 No.69532

File: dc7cc2ed18bbbb1⋯.png (3.79 MB, 1500x1926, 250:321, dc7cc2ed18bbbb122a3e7e149a….png)


 No.69540

File: 093588191455666⋯.jpg (57.97 KB, 838x954, 419:477, 1.jpg)

Does Yukari look smug here or is it just me projecting her usual demeanour?


 No.69541

File: b3f3400f1b64f81⋯.jpeg (453.46 KB, 726x550, 33:25, 2b3fd03e2ebf40e23f1d602ea….jpeg)

>>69540

smug is yukaris usual demeanour


 No.69542

File: abcc37afd564a74⋯.png (877.27 KB, 1020x1443, 340:481, u22.png)

https://mangadex.org/chapter/541548/1

Reimu gets fucked by Kasen's severed arm in this new chapter of WaHH.


 No.69543

File: 4a624967739b9dd⋯.png (227.1 KB, 644x347, 644:347, x22.png)

>>69542

<tfw Kasen's arm is a better girl than Kasen herself


 No.69544

File: 132856cae4574f3⋯.png (1.58 MB, 1247x1701, 1247:1701, illust_61465000_20190214_0….png)

Happy Valentine's day!


 No.69545

File: 7560b4533256558⋯.png (2.27 MB, 2000x2300, 20:23, 8785350_p0.png)


 No.69547

File: 1e7e3e21038b493⋯.jpg (496.73 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, 73182654_p0.jpg)


 No.69548

>>69543

Kasen isn't half the oni her arm is. Sad. Hopefully Wicked Kasen will kick Virtuous Kasen's ass and they'll fuse into Super Kasen.


 No.69550

File: 339743c76658dec⋯.png (234.67 KB, 665x875, 19:25, 55267340_p0.png)


 No.69551

File: a273836c33ac590⋯.jpg (394.34 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, __hong_meiling_touhou_draw….jpg)

File: 88fe6686aa9ed36⋯.jpg (168.74 KB, 1049x1049, 1:1, 20190214_215654.jpg)

Did cookies for my love this year.

Happy Valentine's~


 No.69552

Valentine's day is the cuck's holiday.


 No.69553

>>69552

you can be bitter but acting sour grapes is pathetic


 No.69555

File: 6710689c242bcab⋯.jpg (195.75 KB, 700x1100, 7:11, 1.jpg)


 No.69556

File: a0194b4f6701c80⋯.jpg (115.4 KB, 1200x852, 100:71, DndzpAYU0AMFlDO.jpg)


 No.69557

>>69555

me on the right


 No.69558

File: 69f706f5384c3d1⋯.jpg (112.03 KB, 474x447, 158:149, 10.jpg)

i love how meiling is just a floating tit on this picture


 No.69559

File: 3f8ae1595e38af2⋯.jpg (77.83 KB, 1200x1108, 300:277, DeSyTooU8AIq6La.jpg)


 No.69560

File: 7c3ff6443e503d6⋯.png (779.66 KB, 1413x1060, 1413:1060, illust_73225146_20190216_2….png)

Not sure I get this one.


 No.69564

File: ab04ddd37e1711e⋯.jpg (1.97 MB, 1736x2456, 217:307, __patchouli_knowledge_touh….jpg)

This is a nice Patchouli. Especially the eyes.


 No.69566

File: fce7e87ba59bfa4⋯.jpg (202.11 KB, 495x700, 99:140, [glass breaking in distanc….jpg)

>dump two-40 pound bags of salt on my driveway

>not an inch of ice has melted


 No.69567

>>69564

I want give her my son

>>69566

no it doesn't work that way, there needs to be some liquid water to dissolve the salt

do you have one of Jeff Bezos' Amazon Flamethrowers?


 No.69568

>>69566

What a waste. A bit of salt and an ice chipper would've been better.

>>69567

A hardware store flamethrower for icy paths would've been handy too, but I think they can get a little expensive.


 No.69569

File: 90bef903ec3abfa⋯.jpg (1.48 MB, 1920x1300, 96:65, mizuhashi parsee (touhou) ….jpg)

I wanna smooch parsee's pretty face


 No.69570

>>69569

imagine getting a handjob and jizzing all over her ex's engagement ring, then pulling it off and putting your own on her


 No.69571

>>69569

>Not smooching her womb with your dick

Hurry up and make some babies with her!


 No.69572

File: 49591d6ce0b308a⋯.jpg (293.32 KB, 700x650, 14:13, __mizuhashi_parsee_touhou_….jpg)

romance is dead apparently


 No.69573

>>69572

Nothing wrong with romance; it's a wonderful thing and should be cherished. We're just lewd.


 No.69574

>>69572

I think defiling her ex's broken promise and making a new wholesome one of your own is pretty romantic


 No.69576

File: 0483bdaf2586b7f⋯.jpg (413.61 KB, 1250x1410, 125:141, Reisen Sky.jpg)

<This year's biggest supermoon will be on my birthday, February 19

What did the Lunarians mean by this?


 No.69577

File: 0ea4d6488d3194c⋯.jpg (210.09 KB, 850x1005, 170:201, 0ea4d6488d3194c1642c8f8541….jpg)

>>69576

Maybe they're wishing you a happy birthday and hope you do your best this coming year.


 No.69579

>>69567

>no it doesn't work that way, there needs to be some liquid water to dissolve the salt

I feel real stupid.

>do you have one of Jeff Bezos' Amazon Flamethrowers?

No, but I do have lighter fluid, gasoline, and matches.


 No.69580

>>69579

That'll just make an uncontrollable fire that could burn your house down.


 No.69581

File: 464c0bd7ab5980e⋯.jpg (223.36 KB, 966x932, 483:466, moon rabbit death squads.jpg)

>>69577

Or maybe they're getting ready to invade the Earth and purify everyone. That would be nice too.


 No.69582

File: f088f6c650a9e31⋯.png (984.85 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, 1387370443653.png)

>>69577

>>69581

Or they are geting ready to be BTFO again by humans&yokai.


 No.69584

>>69579

Salt works best when the ground is still warm and before snow starts. As the flakes land they melt on the above freezing ground and start dissolving the salt, more flakes land and dissolve in the salt water, reducing salinity allowing more salt to be dissolved.

If the ground is already frozen, or the snow has already fallen, salt won't do much. If there is a layer of ice you can't get up you're best bet is to put down sand or kitty litter. This won't remove the ice, but it won't be so slippery.


 No.69585

File: db9b80b3bf2582f⋯.jpg (76.88 KB, 619x1057, 619:1057, Div9u3YUEAED4gS.jpg)

>>69582

You mean the time that Yukari and her army of youkai got their asses kicked so hard they were still butthurt about it 1000 years later? Or the time humans were forced to act as the Lunarians' pawns because they couldn't stop the Lunarian robot spiders of death ravaging Gensokyo?


 No.69588

>>69585

>Yukari intentionally sent the most rebellious and uncontrollable youkai to their deaths to keep them under control

>Lunarians have to attack Gensokyo to get someone to come over just so they can beg the Earthlings to save them from a fairy and a hysterical woman who only came over to foolishly try to kill an immortal


 No.69589

File: 37f3936c992633b⋯.jpg (168.88 KB, 960x1200, 4:5, 6.000 danmakus per minute.jpg)

>>69585

>(((lunarian)))posting this hard


 No.69590

File: 1bfed2f32e5599c⋯.jpg (426.57 KB, 1710x1150, 171:115, Houston we have a problem.jpg)

>>69588

<believing yukari's bullshit excuses for losing

>beg

More like hold all of Gensokyo hostage to force the earthplebs to do all the dirty work for them. The Lunarians simply didn't want to get their hands dirty killing a bunch of impure hellniggers.

>>69589

<not Lunarianposting

Lol, fag.


 No.69591

File: 7fd895155833843⋯.png (969.6 KB, 1289x1128, 1289:1128, 7fd895155833843e9c0860683d….png)

>>69590

>The Lunarians simply didn't want to get their hands dirty

>Literally hid themselves by freezing the entire capital in stasis to hide from the life-filled fairies

<M-muh purity


 No.69592

I want to defile a moongirl with my impure Earth dick over and over and over


 No.69593

>>69592

2hus are for tender lovemaking, even the Lunarians.


 No.69594


 No.69595

>>69593

the moon coons consider all terrestrial humans impure, it doesn't matter how gentle or sweet I am to them it is defiling


 No.69596

File: 86dfafd0842275d⋯.jpg (132.92 KB, 749x999, 749:999, 4ea4cb1ccc1dc0e60fa33a93ef….jpg)

>>69592

Moongirls are not for lewd, they're for admiring from a distance.

>>69594

/2hug/? Is that a board for people who want to hug 2hus?


 No.69597

>>69596

I will breed by any means necessary


 No.69598

File: b06e8074d139fc1⋯.jpg (327.25 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, b06e8074d139fc11ab0a9eccc9….jpg)

>>69596

It may not be a real board, but at least we have a thread for it. >>67702


 No.69601

File: 1d18a188b24bb06⋯.png (1.11 MB, 916x1100, 229:275, __flandre_scarlet_and_remi….png)

File: 908d79a535da677⋯.png (1.05 MB, 780x1100, 39:55, __flandre_scarlet_and_remi….png)

File: 8f06e3adfaae174⋯.jpg (1020.02 KB, 900x887, 900:887, 846d34f6c6082045a39d8c360b….jpg)

>>69598

they are so cute when they hug


 No.69603

File: e3a98fdf326eb53⋯.png (314.93 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 62ef26b85376cd344ecefbc03b….png)

File: 9c9a626b6daa4db⋯.jpg (81.52 KB, 749x784, 107:112, 8b7bd476adb7a88696b2140c36….jpg)

File: 0fedaea489fc773⋯.png (416.06 KB, 950x950, 1:1, 019e8d11e52772af6031929525….png)

>>69576

Happy birthday!


 No.69605

File: 132c3e8b2ae8199⋯.png (66.41 KB, 414x300, 69:50, Happy Junko.png)

>>69576

Happy Birthday!


 No.69606

>>69576

they meant "happy birthday, please enjoy low gravity sex with our moon bunnies to celebrate"


 No.69607

File: 574bf3c0ca964c0⋯.png (641.2 KB, 1000x1414, 500:707, 193944385d43ebbb8b2646ba0b….png)

>>69603

>>69605

Thanks, dudes.

>>69606

Can I keep the rabbits afterwards? I doubt they'd want them back anyways.


 No.69608

>>69607

they have plenty, I'm sure they wouldn't miss a few


 No.69609

File: ff097827f56cd0a⋯.png (2.34 MB, 2974x2214, 1487:1107, ff097827f56cd0aa531e546811….png)

File: 17481c71dd33802⋯.png (565.24 KB, 1401x2000, 1401:2000, 17481c71dd33802237cf170716….png)

File: b8167c6f6eb784e⋯.png (270.67 KB, 700x550, 14:11, b8167c6f6eb784e863f73133a3….png)

File: 91e0ab370c9ad18⋯.jpg (129.06 KB, 850x980, 85:98, 91e0ab370c9ad1843151290c21….jpg)

File: 10f546d90b57865⋯.jpg (244.17 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 10f546d90b578652a8ca4f2da6….jpg)

>>69607

>>69608

I want to give a moon rabbit a good home and lots of love.


 No.69610

>Power went out in my area

Fuck.


 No.69616

>>69610

could this be the work of fairies?

a positive charge fairy, she's the one to plan all their adventures

a negative charge fairy, she's the cautious one

the neutral charge fairy, she's clinically depressed


 No.69617

>>69610

Power's back!

>>69616

I'd love a series about cute electricity fairies doing cute things.

I think it was the work of the weather, but it was a rather weak (freezing) rainfall and a stiff breeze. Still, at least a square mile's worth of homes lost power.


 No.69618

File: 51b9345f218772b⋯.png (66.9 KB, 250x250, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.69619

File: 1ae24a576107765⋯.jpg (698.73 KB, 713x1000, 713:1000, __reisen_udongein_inaba_to….jpg)

>>69609

thankfully elon musk is secretly working on a lunar slave trade


 No.69620

File: 3b23211b314bffd⋯.jpg (232.71 KB, 2048x1320, 256:165, Dyn60-XVAAAVfg6.jpg)

File: 9cd8421c1c0c0e1⋯.jpg (246.19 KB, 2048x1320, 256:165, Dyn6wzjU0AAjo0A.jpg)

File: 38a821f7839bfad⋯.jpg (977.76 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, f4f465fb8faa376eaeda25c9b7….jpg)

File: 0ca91ef0d7f2e18⋯.jpg (839.37 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 34499cb9d0cc2d4f61911029c6….jpg)

File: 593ce2a48dcedf4⋯.jpg (841.39 KB, 1220x1500, 61:75, 5db98763ec1edcf0ddf4e69645….jpg)

Which 2hus build gunpla and which gunpla is their favourite?


 No.69621

>>69620

I'll bet Sanae makes her own dildos


 No.69622

File: 593627ca3663bac⋯.jpg (383.31 KB, 2083x1441, 2083:1441, 1eab1a4739dd5c56611dd87219….jpg)

File: 849e9b73ded9c93⋯.jpg (281.83 KB, 600x848, 75:106, 3b1c30adc78f45dcb20286a6cb….jpg)

File: cb5d942a647aac6⋯.png (480.81 KB, 1050x788, 525:394, 9fe41e35ae2c3c17f34c827f63….png)

File: adc86e97c4dbe09⋯.jpeg (293.63 KB, 477x656, 477:656, 70ffb27c07006526fdcdc67ea….jpeg)

>>69621

>Not investing in kappa tech


 No.69623

File: 5c3b68fb5ad0131⋯.jpg (385.49 KB, 800x1132, 200:283, kochiya sanae (touhou) dra….jpg)

>>69621

she has a casting kit and makes a copy of every dick she's ever touched


 No.69624

>>69623

>makes a copy of every dick she's ever touched

So just Reimu and Suwako then.


 No.69625

File: 12b47a90517e852⋯.png (240.05 KB, 640x556, 160:139, DzeskzvUwAIGlL5.png)

>>69624

Girls don't have dicks.


 No.69626

>>69625

Native Shinto gods are super lewd, you know. Several legends/rituals involved fucking one. Not to mention Japan has a history of fertility/penis festivals.


 No.69627

File: 9d8772c1b1e681e⋯.png (621.54 KB, 2508x3541, 2508:3541, DzfrQt_UwAAG7GC.png)


 No.69628

>>69627

Let It Go but the Filthy Frank version but it's about sex with Leticia instead of Olaf


 No.69629

File: 6b0db5ddfd2e8e4⋯.jpg (1.3 MB, 931x1315, 931:1315, cirno and shameimaru aya (….jpg)


 No.69630

File: 56b3665b6598ca8⋯.jpg (589.8 KB, 996x1094, 498:547, 40176119_p0.jpg)


 No.69631

File: 0e0900c2b55797c⋯.jpg (1.22 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, Desk Marisa.jpg)

I got a little desktop Marisa to raise my spirits whenever I'm feeling down.


 No.69632

>>69631

You should clean your desk


 No.69633

>>69632

Good commentary anon


 No.69634

>>69631

Cute!

I can't really keep any figures on my desk since I tend to accidentally knock things off a lot, but I have a bookshelf covered in them, plus another shelf full of fumos.


 No.69638

File: afa8e77204ae974⋯.jpg (65.12 KB, 500x308, 125:77, You deserve QAAM.jpg)

>finally gets above freezing

>starts snowing the next day

Nuke Gakona.


 No.69640

File: 3e4f7faeb655e38⋯.jpg (281.94 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 10971571_p0.jpg)


 No.69641

>>69627

>>69630

>>69640

I want to melt her with my love


 No.69642

File: 9af721b4c5f934e⋯.jpg (188.04 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, __reiuji_utsuho_ace_combat….jpg)


 No.69643

File: 0b017bd5fc07853⋯.jpg (119.64 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 6271634_p0.jpg)

>>69641

Love freezes.


 No.69644

>>69643

my semen melts like ice cream in her mouth and womb

>>69642

horizontal shmup where you play as Utsuho and fuse with Yatagarasu half way through like how Phoenix fuses with the Faust core in Thunder Force VI would be cool


 No.69646

is Luna Nights good?

I enjoyed SotN alot


 No.69652

A man and woman do not love each other, and even a parent has no love for their children. The only kind of love that exists is the love a child has for their parents. But even that dies when the child grows. There is no such thing as love as an adult. To want to raise a family with a woman you love is a waste of potential. Dont fall into the trap of "looking for love"


 No.69653

>>69652

t. genetic dead end


 No.69654

>>69653

Of course i am. I fell for the lie and now here i am. Im only trying to warn others to not believe in love so maybe they wont suffer.


 No.69655

File: 513ec80d4e57701⋯.png (146.54 KB, 427x449, 427:449, Hoho.png)

>>69654

Ok cuck


 No.69657

File: cf2cdb61446761f⋯.png (1.02 MB, 854x1311, 854:1311, ClipboardImage.png)

If I kissed her, would I die?

>>69654

you can always donate spooge or marry a 13 year old Filipina jungle peasant


 No.69663

File: d98489cf2140298⋯.jpg (131.65 KB, 606x585, 202:195, 3645.jpg)

>>69653

>having children in the current year


 No.69664

File: 438735c00933598⋯.jpg (51.08 KB, 640x640, 1:1, 1.jpg)

Me on the left.


 No.69677

File: 3fd62874839eee9⋯.jpg (80.58 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 777777777777.jpg)

>>69664

me on the right


 No.69694

File: e1d4d7760509966⋯.jpg (28.89 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 3.jpg)


 No.69696

File: 9c208f43e92dc0d⋯.png (724.77 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 1442592428645.png)

there is nothing but pain for me in this world

I can't wait to die


 No.69702

File: 43981638a762397⋯.gif (509.27 KB, 466x262, 233:131, munching popcorn.gif)

>Boeing's developing AI controlled fighter jets

This is going to end horribly.


 No.69703

File: c087f44f7cec8d2⋯.jpg (38.29 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 3.jpg)

>>69696

Yes. Same here. But! It's a perfect reason to lay back and chill.


 No.69706

File: 469522344da3055⋯.jpg (267.94 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, __lily_white_touhou_drawn_….jpg)


 No.69707

File: fb2efeb8635680b⋯.png (1.6 MB, 1062x944, 9:8, cirno, letty whiterock, an….png)

>>69706

it's not your turn yet, lily


 No.69708

Nicovideo embed. Click thumbnail to play.

2hu edit of parody


 No.69709

File: 5fba764b4ae3048⋯.jpg (1004.27 KB, 1568x2272, 49:71, eff83353e759018af68cb539ed….jpg)

>>69702

Can't be worse than (((Lockheeb)))


 No.69710

I srsly hope you guys don't watch Gensokyo Cuckold Network


 No.69711

>>69710

I only watch Kitsune News and The Daily Shoumetsu on themigistuff


 No.69719

Friendly reminder that ⑨s are for busting nuts into, not bulli, okay?


 No.69721

>>69719

Which ⑨ would you marry and start a family with?


 No.69722

File: 5c26dd8c5bc4a4f⋯.png (1.6 MB, 1100x1500, 11:15, 2fb559a7595eae014e8ee1c171….png)

I love Okuu and she loves me!

We're as happy as two can be!


 No.69723

File: 01d1cb7b16d5f76⋯.jpg (1016.69 KB, 1258x1789, 1258:1789, remilia scarlet (touhou) d….jpg)

the only thing better than putting a cute and fancy dress on remilia is taking it off afterwards


 No.69724

File: 39aebac91c99ed9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 444.36 KB, 1218x1600, 609:800, ecc24d5e92049eb79a5f3d79ee….jpg)

File: 565164ddf36edc8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 259.63 KB, 600x800, 3:4, c444c342ea0ac871603e58c3e0….jpg)

>>69723

Some clothed/half-clothed play would be fine too. Gotta be careful not to soil the dress though.


 No.69726

>>69723

this but with Flan

>>69724

socks and shoes, maybe a hat and scarf if it's cold, are all a cute girl should have on during sex


 No.69741

File: 3c7a1b9e50db148⋯.png (1.18 MB, 1000x1403, 1000:1403, 73558716_p0.png)

Happy Rumia Day everybody


 No.69743

File: 08a20a1f3bf43d7⋯.jpg (257.6 KB, 1200x1697, 1200:1697, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_sh….jpg)

File: 99936ef1590c926⋯.jpg (196.6 KB, 1200x1697, 1200:1697, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_sh….jpg)

File: 495dffe0a3f0987⋯.jpg (296.24 KB, 1200x1703, 1200:1703, __mystia_lorelei_and_rumia….jpg)


 No.69744

File: ea593c4a561899d⋯.jpg (496.26 KB, 840x1120, 3:4, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_ka….jpg)

File: e1820a3f3f7f885⋯.jpg (434.72 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_ha….jpg)

File: f0ce5c886de7b9a⋯.png (489.87 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_ry….png)

File: 3fbfcf1518fdad5⋯.png (343.63 KB, 900x1000, 9:10, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_yo….png)

File: 85314bac6802e96⋯.png (706.71 KB, 680x1110, 68:111, a1626cdca125c9268fd053a1a2….png)

>>69741

this pretty little lady is

made for filling with my jizz


 No.69745

File: 639e187b4924917⋯.jpg (96.13 KB, 723x1000, 723:1000, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_ku….jpg)

File: 926045776f92d98⋯.jpg (74.66 KB, 608x900, 152:225, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_ku….jpg)

File: d9d729a89da64e5⋯.jpg (60.69 KB, 602x1000, 301:500, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_ku….jpg)

File: 5f1c4c0b92690bf⋯.jpg (113.93 KB, 708x900, 59:75, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_ku….jpg)

>>69744

and having lots and lots of kids


 No.69746

File: e62710244009d9f⋯.jpg (77.89 KB, 600x800, 3:4, e62710244009d9f2f21d76fff8….jpg)

File: 6f09b5345873f9c⋯.jpg (53.79 KB, 506x800, 253:400, 6f09b5345873f9c4b95e69285c….jpg)

File: 59fcd4ebd49ac77⋯.jpg (524.52 KB, 945x945, 1:1, 59fcd4ebd49ac7799d359dab3d….jpg)

File: 9d9779dc3bd241f⋯.png (758.29 KB, 719x1000, 719:1000, 9d9779dc3bd241ffc1f910a8cd….png)

>>69745

The world doesn't have nearly enough wholesome SFW/vanilla lovemaking pregnant 2hus.


 No.69747

File: ba31320f904e66f⋯.png (570.31 KB, 1200x1125, 16:15, 73559580_p0.png)

>>69741

You too.


 No.69750

File: f12028078aaf118⋯.jpg (36.81 KB, 444x502, 222:251, Pixy glowing eyes.jpg)

>temperatures have been above freezing for the past few days

>forecast says 49 degrees on Sunday

GLORIOUS


 No.69755

File: b7c5b94502b086c⋯.jpg (111.81 KB, 565x800, 113:160, DziFMusVsAAwm9y.jpg)

I want to princess carry the princess.


 No.69756

File: e332d74c3deab5b⋯.jpg (115.67 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_dra….jpg)

Someone finally translated the last pages of Cato's Mastermind of the Hakurei Shrine.


 No.69759

File: ed448975e24acf5⋯.jpg (11.66 KB, 384x384, 1:1, 73599251_p0.jpg)

>>69750

Warmth is gay.


 No.69762

File: b126eda231d9a5d⋯.jpg (90.93 KB, 768x1000, 96:125, ced3058303dd95a34774f6ab0c….jpg)

>0 PPH

>6 active ISPs

ded board

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

 No.69763

File: e6b679f091eb509⋯.jpg (240.09 KB, 590x800, 59:80, __alice_margatroid_and_mys….jpg)

nice


 No.69764

File: 0ea043048c24344⋯.png (65.84 KB, 235x209, 235:209, 1460293696534.png)

>>69762

>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Super rude, I was just making an observation.


 No.69765

>>69762

>Banned

Do not bully!


 No.69766

I'll pick up Luna Nights during the next sale and post about it


 No.69775

File: aeba68520bd5a8d⋯.jpg (596.53 KB, 1000x731, 1000:731, aeba68520bd5a8d73d71a30450….jpg)

It's my birthday!


 No.69776

>>69775

happy birthday anon

how old are you now?


 No.69777

File: 3777d4a48a62154⋯.jpg (378.38 KB, 950x1100, 19:22, 6406666_p0.jpg)

>>69776

Reached 29. One more year until I become a wizard!


 No.69778

>>69777

I remember being 29 and resigned to brb gensokyo, then being unable to carry it out on my 30th birthday


 No.69779

>>69778

I hope you're doing better and are no longer suicidal.


 No.69780

File: 6c160314f949620⋯.png (240.86 KB, 600x600, 1:1, __mystia_lorelei_touhou_dr….png)

>>69775

happy birthday


 No.69781

File: e29ba3484e9c4fd⋯.jpg (44.52 KB, 750x674, 375:337, DontFightThePit.jpg)

>>69779

I have hope but it just feels like poison

I hope for a qt to accept me but when meet one and she doesn't I feel worse than when I was hopeless

At least I can afford good liquor


 No.69784

File: 3cb2eb47c3ce77c⋯.jpg (86.05 KB, 700x800, 7:8, 52b22fc55911f97c6499751706….jpg)

>>69775

Happy birthday fairy.


 No.69785

File: e8f7bfb8d9ad1a8⋯.jpg (477.79 KB, 1819x1786, 1819:1786, chen spaghetti.jpg)

+1 ISP


 No.69786

File: 1f94dbcbe9e49df⋯.jpg (273.9 KB, 624x800, 39:50, 18486932_p0.jpg)

>>69780

>>69784

Thanks!

>>69785

Good job!


 No.69808

File: 06984a9af991dc3⋯.png (3.81 MB, 3000x3000, 1:1, kaboom.png)

>>69759

Cold is gay.


 No.69810

File: 8e260da8b1aff95⋯.jpg (139.12 KB, 850x626, 425:313, 8e260da8b1aff955f928baaf15….jpg)

>>69750

>57F today

>So warm that even a windbreaker is too much


 No.69812

>>69810

I just hope it sticks. Considering where I live, probably not. fucking lake effect


 No.69813

File: b8a603c35a4942f⋯.jpg (50.24 KB, 500x667, 500:667, b8a603c35a4942f1cc3d80a733….jpg)

>>69812

Michibro? I live far enough inland to avoid the lake effect (or at least most of it). It'll get cold for the weekend, but start warming up again.


 No.69815

>>69813

>Michibro?

Guilty as charged.


 No.69821

File: e88b371556ad60e⋯.jpg (70.41 KB, 475x356, 475:356, touhou-luxiacontinent.jpg)

>>69781

liquor is poison and will make your life worse

live for art and experiences, if you run out of art to enjoy (like books, comics, new video games, anime) start making some of your own

if it gets really bad stop drinking and switch to weed. Move to a legal state (not california) if you need to.


 No.69825

>>69821

it happened again

I asked her out even after she dropped a hint she didn't want me to because I hoped

she said she was putting her boyfriend hunt on hold until after Easter, and instead of something like oh I'll ask you out after Easter then I just spilled my spaghetti

fuck hope, hope is the feeling that precedes disappointment

I'll kill myself this weekend for sure


 No.69826

File: e623f8bd18ddc98⋯.jpg (97.98 KB, 800x800, 1:1, lily white (touhou) drawn ….jpg)

it's almost here


 No.69827

File: 153091cf70e2d0f⋯.png (3.3 MB, 2893x4092, 263:372, 4ce17c4beca71743e3f579d7b5….png)

Hopefully all this shooting nonsense won't get the site taken down.


 No.69828

File: 4b92c660ff253d2⋯.jpg (85.73 KB, 800x450, 16:9, lubitz.jpg)

>>69827

>mfw normalfags don't suspect the homosexual death cult board


 No.69829

File: 8cf2ee9490a5364⋯.jpg (517.48 KB, 800x800, 1:1, bc1814c7fa41464ddc706ac240….jpg)

>>69826

Come on out Lily and announce the opening of mating season!

>>69827

Are the CIA going to come to my door tomorrow and demand I explain who "Tow-ie" is and why I've made hundreds of posts on the 8chan evil white boy terrorism website talking about why and how I want to play with her soft ears while she takes a nap?


 No.69830

File: 8f34e0d691304d3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 483.76 KB, 800x1000, 4:5, 9e4a70803c7a48e90cee2a6a03….jpg)

>>69829

They're gonna come over and congratulate you on your good taste.


 No.69831

let's see if I can reply to a fucking thread without clover crashing like a fucking pizza


 No.69832

>>69831

>Clover

I use overchan myself.


 No.69833

so the site is working


 No.69834

>>69833

Only just. Been chugging all day.


 No.69837

File: 1280c479fcc5366⋯.png (360.45 KB, 856x654, 428:327, __agent_k_futatsuiwa_mamiz….png)

>>69829

>Are the CIA going to come to my door tomorrow?

You just need to look into this light for a little bit.


 No.69840

>>69825

just cut all contact with the bitch. You can't make beautiful aryan babies by killing yourself


 No.69843

>>69840

She's actually very friendly, I'm the bad guy.

I'm just not capable of functioning, there's no reason to keep living. Unfortunately, a sock in the tailpipe doesn't cause exhaust to enter the cabin of a car it just stalls the engine.


 No.69844

File: a97f8e7c01a7c78⋯.jpg (434.86 KB, 1250x1000, 5:4, __mystia_lorelei_touhou_dr….jpg)


 No.69846

File: 62ebe663181f575⋯.jpg (1.92 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, __mystia_lorelei_touhou_dr….jpg)


 No.69847

File: 0183b319c9ec9a2⋯.jpg (564.11 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 73548039_p0.jpg)

File: 1433dcf2483dc3a⋯.jpg (700.14 KB, 630x1225, 18:35, __mystia_lorelei_touhou_dr….jpg)

File: f3d2fbe9b972e9c⋯.jpg (89.81 KB, 616x700, 22:25, __mystia_lorelei_touhou_dr….jpg)

File: 99d4387a6c2cf2e⋯.png (718.63 KB, 1000x1400, 5:7, mystia lorelei (touhou) dr….png)

give me my bird wife...


 No.69848

File: ff107a43c2cdf67⋯.jpg (482.44 KB, 2346x2610, 391:435, 26a3c6873059f97f78d8333afc….jpg)

>>69847

Very cool bird! She makes rock and roll music with her doggy friend.


 No.69849

File: af12f734d22ca7a⋯.jpg (212.83 KB, 800x700, 8:7, __mystia_lorelei_touhou_dr….jpg)

File: 319ef86e95870ca⋯.png (25.95 KB, 600x600, 1:1, __mystia_lorelei_touhou_dr….png)

File: dffa289d9def582⋯.jpg (337.43 KB, 1000x709, 1000:709, __mystia_lorelei_touhou_dr….jpg)

File: 77aebbb7f3b4839⋯.jpg (353.13 KB, 840x999, 280:333, __mystia_lorelei_touhou_dr….jpg)

hardworking, beautiful, entrepreneur, chef

I'd like to add mother to the long list of wonderful qualities Mystia has


 No.69850

File: bc47db627295c7f⋯.png (1.59 MB, 768x1024, 3:4, ff103ff663c7bb362a4d64682d….png)

mommy


 No.69851

Greetings anons of /2hu/. Please no bully but I've been attempting to beat my first 2hu game for about a year now and I'm still stuck. Any good videos I could watch to gitgud at Touhou 15? Should I move on to another game and come back to it later?

I even built an arcade stick with a seimitsu joystick and I still find myself dying over and over again. I improve a little bit every time I try to beat it but I get frustrated and give up after a while and don't come back to the game for many weeks. I have a hard time with bullet hell games in general but I love the music of this series so much and I've been playing some other bullet hell games. It'd be nice to finally beat one after all these years. Typically I like games with patterns because I have autism but there is something about 2hu patterns that make me give up trying.

I'm playing in legacy mode instead of point device if it matters.


 No.69853

>>69851

that game's too fucking hard

try PCB or IN


 No.69854

File: c1cbe7ae1252638⋯.jpg (539.31 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 27e1d1cc75c7cbeacf46e4f926….jpg)

I proposed to Flan!


 No.69855

File: a9f899077d59d13⋯.jpg (44.17 KB, 740x1018, 370:509, IMG_20190317_183833.jpg)

ZUN turned 42 today. Happy Birthday ZUN!!


 No.69856

File: b780bc346ac0b55⋯.jpg (1.33 MB, 1750x2000, 7:8, 8d28a39b52ba7ff269af8f8d4d….jpg)

>>69854

Congrats!

>>69855

Happy birthday ZUN!


 No.69857

File: 8a44276e7cae4f6⋯.jpg (833.05 KB, 1200x1697, 1200:1697, flandre scarlet (touhou) d….jpg)

>>69854

ganbatte


 No.69858

File: 0530d28a3eb20b7⋯.gif (1.95 MB, 651x758, 651:758, 0530d28a3eb20b7ed769acd2ed….gif)

I wish Reimu was real.


 No.69859

>>69858

If you read

PLATO

you would know she is.


 No.69860

>>69859

You mean the world of ideas?


 No.69861

>>69860

I think they're referring to the "theory of Forms".


 No.69862

File: 40eaacbb3521764⋯.png (3.16 MB, 1280x1708, 320:427, ClipboardImage.png)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZUN

Almost missed it


 No.69863

File: 2b57603175f1d4a⋯.webm (12.18 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 2b57603175f1d4ae37fa483bd….webm)


 No.69866

>>69862

actually missed it. feels bad man.


 No.69867

>>69866

I was aware, posted nothing, I don't feel bad at all


 No.69870

File: 4b9735c2944a14e⋯.jpg (90.48 KB, 820x614, 410:307, 1458852931415.jpg)


 No.69876

File: 6a2cc36dff5cb2a⋯.jpg (135.21 KB, 1054x1200, 527:600, D1_r8DFUkAAUO33.jpg)


 No.69888

>>69876

I want Waggy to squirt all over me.


 No.69893

File: 85037d85ee9e9a3⋯.jpg (608.42 KB, 707x1000, 707:1000, __letty_whiterock_touhou_d….jpg)


 No.69895

File: 0e27055c1c7f648⋯.jpg (178.96 KB, 1199x870, 1199:870, DiO28JNU0AAGVPR.jpg)


 No.69896

Daily reminder that Shotty is a pathetic fag


 No.69901


 No.69903

File: 9cef2ac2f7be388⋯.png (1.41 MB, 800x1129, 800:1129, ClipboardImage.png)

Assuming its true that there are different natural laws applying to the other countless galaxies or that different universes exist

Do you think they exist somewhere, just going along their daily routine and minding their own business while we can only sit here and lament about our jobs and lives?


 No.69904

>>69903

Read Plato.


 No.69905

so when is Akyu going to die? more importantly, how?


 No.69907

File: 0dc4b3a99827bb1⋯.png (588.02 KB, 600x800, 3:4, D2VkTkHU4AYTjGN.png)

>>69888

What about Tenshi?


 No.69908

File: 8a6429d660074fb⋯.png (363.56 KB, 700x700, 1:1, D2GFCVsU4AAI2Fp.png)

File: cdff685c41f8975⋯.jpg (50.55 KB, 700x700, 1:1, D2RDhy_U0AEitCk.jpg)

File: 4b90f66f7da9587⋯.jpg (27.05 KB, 450x350, 9:7, D17nHNdUYAAOeEN.jpg)


 No.69909

File: 574e51bfab636f7⋯.jpg (171.38 KB, 850x638, 425:319, __hakurei_reimu_and_toyosa….jpg)


 No.69910

File: 352f3f28fe54724⋯.png (218.11 KB, 1017x768, 339:256, Untitled.png)

Why does this happen??? Almost half my songs are gone. This is painful to look at.


 No.69911

File: eca317cd00e4753⋯.png (327.72 KB, 1319x874, 1319:874, Untitled.png)

>>69910

I feel your pain


 No.69912

File: ce3c4dd3c1d8b55⋯.png (3.86 MB, 3000x2479, 3000:2479, prismriver 1.png)

>>69911

>>69910

>not solely listening the original tracks and orchestral/classical remixes

How does being uncultured feel like?


 No.69914

>>69912

What? Do I hear some stinky youkai trying to tell me something?


 No.69915

File: 0c5b3db3b5ba2a7⋯.png (494.25 KB, 611x720, 611:720, 21581850.png)

Friendly reminder that fairies are the niggers of touhou and should be removed.


 No.69916

File: b80562584875107⋯.jpg (223.09 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 0d1efeca2322882d328cb54361….jpg)

>>69915

Fairies are for hug not for shoot


 No.69917

File: bd707cb562e293f⋯.jpg (508.67 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, daiyousei (touhou) drawn b….jpg)

>>69916

>not for shoot

yes they are

shooting a load into their wombs that is


 No.69919

>>69904

pls elaborate I read plato btw


 No.69925


 No.69926

>>69917

yes, fairies were made for tender love making and cuddling


 No.69932

File: 0a39b0e10ce1378⋯.png (2.19 MB, 1200x1694, 600:847, e6c70e52389dfb74ad60962297….png)

MG MG


 No.69933

File: a0c3450bcff55cb⋯.jpg (223.9 KB, 1442x2048, 721:1024, seiran (touhou) drawn by i….jpg)

File: b281e6091ba65b5⋯.jpg (241.8 KB, 1442x2048, 721:1024, seiran (touhou) drawn by i….jpg)

1! 2! 3! 4!

You're the one that I adore!

5! 6! 7! 8!

Tonight we're gonna procreate!


 No.69934

File: c6b4c2351afb3c8⋯.jpg (46.81 KB, 965x600, 193:120, Well, you know what time i….jpg)


 No.69935

>>69934

leave my sister-in-law alone


 No.69936

File: 5a05857837ec4d3⋯.png (908.7 KB, 706x1000, 353:500, da89967a9ed0d126b8a99706e3….png)


 No.69938

File: b44c9f094ffac11⋯.png (212.08 KB, 588x339, 196:113, b44c9f094ffac112c45dc3554b….png)


 No.69939

File: e8c69ddd6256bb0⋯.jpg (112.32 KB, 700x554, 350:277, e9bce7d31fd38bf380c659c5b3….jpg)


 No.69940

File: d259eb7c0cea7d5⋯.jpg (169.35 KB, 600x846, 100:141, c4c0857dd73799d45678a7fc34….jpg)

>>69939

Haven't seen anything new from nicetack in a while.


 No.69946

File: 5f57a4c2a274ea7⋯.png (571.91 KB, 904x1132, 226:283, 1552446326121.png)


 No.69949

File: b4fc513a55be1a3⋯.jpg (386.44 KB, 1355x2048, 1355:2048, rengeteki (touhou (pc-98) ….jpg)

a rare 2hu appears


 No.69950

>>69949

proto Daiyousei


 No.69951

File: 7013f9f506acf66⋯.png (989.5 KB, 600x1875, 8:25, regenteki get!.png)


 No.69952

File: 99761acde2276ed⋯.png (349.54 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 32725852_p0.png)


 No.69953

File: f16233f34f1da14⋯.jpg (22.78 KB, 303x300, 101:100, 32F648E4317A4742B6B03B1C09….jpg)

we need more fairies


 No.69954

File: 098d4cbec014776⋯.jpg (146.26 KB, 2003x1002, 2003:1002, 098d4cbec01477669da671dae3….jpg)


 No.69960

File: f8671491b4a5e85⋯.png (1.08 MB, 811x679, 811:679, jhhjgjwx5cqz.png)

>>69953

indeed


 No.69990

File: c81026bdd3543cd⋯.jpg (16.92 KB, 365x432, 365:432, Flandre_gets_shot.jpg)


 No.69991

File: 9a6626a0b4b9b2d⋯.png (592.67 KB, 645x911, 645:911, ohnarumi.png)

Narumi has such a fat brapper fampai


 No.69993

File: 89dfd446c3c6a3c⋯.jpg (483.78 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1421611547455.jpg)

Alice loves me and hates niggers


 No.69994

File: f73c77ba03940d2⋯.jpg (311.27 KB, 500x666, 250:333, ce42f90a38a3aa5228456da80d….jpg)


 No.69995

File: fe12f84a8605bf5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 432.26 KB, 1280x1845, 256:369, 0007.jpg)


 No.69998

>>69995

How many babies would you make with Alice?


 No.70002

>>69998

None. It would spoil her womb.


 No.70003

>>70002

The whole purpose of a womb is for making babies, fairy. Would you really deny Alice's request to bear your children and raise them together as a happy and loving family?


 No.70005

File: c8eb780fc954c93⋯.jpg (413.56 KB, 756x1069, 756:1069, 14ed135d313b38e666a67dbd56….jpg)

>>69998

I would give her 4-8, I want to have at least one daughter to dress up in Alice's cloths, and she could sew more if needed. Frilly cute clothes for all my little girls, and helping them pick out nice boys to marry, I'd be so happy.


 No.70006

File: 199b29bbd855cb0⋯.jpg (562.6 KB, 582x800, 291:400, 74078407_p0.jpg)

Happy Rumia Day everybody

Now I don't want to ruin today's special Rumia Day surprise but I suggest you bathe very thoroughly at some point


 No.70007

File: ca394f2e942601f⋯.jpg (1014.49 KB, 2047x1447, 2047:1447, 73617770_p0.jpg)


 No.70009

File: 952e43c5bcf8c1a⋯.jpg (140.7 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_e_….jpg)

>>70006

is the surprise gentle, tender, loving sex and starting a family with a beautiful young shadow fiend?


 No.70010

File: 59fcd4ebd49ac77⋯.jpg (524.52 KB, 945x945, 1:1, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_sh….jpg)

>>70009

Baby-making is the best gift.


 No.70011

File: d2db308f6078104⋯.png (4.31 MB, 3541x2508, 3541:2508, rumia (touhou) drawn by gu….png)

>>70009

it wouldn't be gentle


 No.70012

File: b4e9d0ae48cf79b⋯.jpg (47.37 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 74089887_p0.jpg)

>>70006

Rumia wants me to be fresh and clean when she eats me?


 No.70013

File: 555bd45284d5e41⋯.jpg (58.81 KB, 708x850, 354:425, __rumia_touhou_drawn_by_ku….jpg)

still no confirmation as to what the Rumia day surprise is


 No.70014

File: 0c32d301afcfaae⋯.png (85.23 KB, 246x246, 1:1, 1446153200988.png)

looks like it's just me now...


 No.70015

File: dba1bd2b799bd96⋯.jpg (162.1 KB, 850x1215, 170:243, please give blood.jpg)

>>70014

You and lurkers, report in now!


 No.70016

File: 9a8404ba7315e7e⋯.jpg (108.23 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 15667.jpg)


 No.70017

File: 11f731c295f7e52⋯.jpg (259.3 KB, 1200x1600, 3:4, e4607859cf4a0247d0e50332af….jpg)


 No.70018

File: 6cdd6fc4f03915f⋯.jpg (235.49 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, D2uHGlMUcAE9DrQ.jpg)


 No.70019

File: 77f45024e3f5135⋯.jpg (119.4 KB, 1500x1200, 5:4, __hakurei_reimu_and_kirisa….jpg)

>>70015

Reporting!

>>70018

ZUN style is best style.


 No.70020

File: 9d33ff8afb89649⋯.png (645.21 KB, 720x800, 9:10, noose chan.png)

Reporting in, got noose-chan with me


 No.70023

>>70018

she's so cute, I want to cuddle her and scratch her back until I fall asleep


 No.70024

File: 86652b378ce8496⋯.jpg (74.84 KB, 697x520, 697:520, memri8.jpg)


 No.70025

File: 5f57a4c2a274ea7⋯.png (571.91 KB, 904x1132, 226:283, 1552446326121.png)

>>70015

Present and accounted for!


 No.70026

File: 8a0d12c8e22947b⋯.png (183.93 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 2131574.png)


 No.70027

File: 9fbc5ad26726ca0⋯.jpg (748.54 KB, 1080x2220, 18:37, Screenshot_20190410-175623….jpg)

Poast tohosorts


 No.70029

File: 1e3ea762d243041⋯.jpg (764.7 KB, 1000x707, 1000:707, 1ac186917f4a5e5f29febdaa69….jpg)

>>69397

>Yam cookies

Those things are so addictive, they should be classified as hard drugs.


 No.70030

File: 6bc006fa65c3468⋯.jpg (1015.85 KB, 700x1100, 7:11, ran 28.jpg)

>>70015

Reminder that Youkai are superior to humans and you should give them exclusive rights to your genetic material


 No.70031

File: 71298e661a768be⋯.jpg (281.79 KB, 1536x2048, 3:4, D3vyCQKU8AAgGcn.jpg)


 No.70032

File: 7a835c78d512d64⋯.jpg (3.4 MB, 2128x3031, 304:433, add53f6a8f61e9474add0156a3….jpg)

>4-5 days left to do taxes

>Less workable time than that due to work, chores, and other obligations

Shit.


 No.70033

File: 65244ad7192ea60⋯.gif (3.52 MB, 500x281, 500:281, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….gif)

>>70032

OH FUCK

I FORGOT TO DO MY TAXES


 No.70034

>>70033

>tfw mom is an accountant

feels great, I'd love to marry one so I never have to deal with taxes


 No.70035

>>70032

>tfw I have so little free time from work alone that I end up actually having time for taxes

Not sure how I feel about that, but I really need to move so I'm closer to work.

>>69397

I've looked with reverse image search and the only page I found with this tin/cookies with a chinese touhou wiki. is there anywhere I might be able to order it?


 No.70036

File: 05ed5793acdb6de⋯.png (472.43 KB, 2000x1410, 200:141, honkchen_render.png)


 No.70037

File: bf96b056e2b3b3f⋯.png (272.9 KB, 379x600, 379:600, 2.png)


 No.70038

File: 46ff4c3b5d89898⋯.jpg (477.4 KB, 700x989, 700:989, 28ac327a185c99aa9415b80c55….jpg)

>>70036

<cuckchan memes


 No.70039

Within 3~5 years this board will go the way of pooshlmer. By that I mean it's gonna die. You know it's true.


 No.70040

>>70039

I'm surprised 8ch still exists tbh


 No.70046

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>70039

l wholeheartedly believe that we as a community should just move to faster medium like meguac


 No.70047

File: 89b5ec48699a7d5⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 75.5 KB, 715x719, 715:719, ban2.PNG)

>>70040

it doesn't, this is the only board left


 No.70049

>>70047

just use /animu/. everyone knows /a/ is niggeria tier and they have bots that ban you for not using commas

fuck them


 No.70050

File: a7e3df111c85255⋯.png (982.28 KB, 1239x709, 1239:709, a7e3df111c85255801de2e4b54….png)

>>70047

>>70049

>They can't properly capitalize or punctuate


 No.70051

>>70049

nice man thanks, I didn't know /animu/ was the go-to board. I just also got banned from 4chan /a/ and was actually feeling really down and lonely about having no place to post on the entire internet without getting banned. It's really starting to get to me in a seriously bad way


 No.70052

File: e466be85601513b⋯.png (4.79 MB, 2508x3445, 2508:3445, e466be85601513b6ae98d5b279….png)

>>70051

>4chan /a/

<Being a cuck


 No.70053

File: cb06dd5eda6a242⋯.png (137.94 KB, 400x211, 400:211, touhouweird.png)

>>70052

I need to shitpost about non-touhou waifus somewhere


 No.70054

File: 1d0188b2d145262⋯.png (95.65 KB, 755x1000, 151:200, __hong_meiling_touhou_draw….png)

>>70052

of all boards on cuck, /a/ is probably the one that changed the least. sure its shit but it isnt as bad as /tg/


 No.70055

File: 999ab15fb1ffd0f⋯.jpg (3.85 MB, 1253x1770, 1253:1770, touhoumaritax.jpg)

>>70032

fuck taxes


 No.70056

>>70052

I am so glad I got named for life from that hell hole


 No.70057

File: 1a50a7db3c0c392⋯.png (259.45 KB, 780x469, 780:469, ancient masters.png)

>>70056

what for?


 No.70058

File: a180503cff068be⋯.png (439.01 KB, 900x917, 900:917, 1464111131106.png)

>>70057

shitposting in a shitposting thread on touhou /jp/ earned me a lifetime ban from that board, then a sassy appeal made it global

sorry for phone posting, it's just so convenient and I'm too drunk to spell check


 No.70059

File: 1a56815a675b62e⋯.png (700.68 KB, 1045x1500, 209:300, __shiki_eiki_touhou_drawn_….png)

>>70058

Phone posting is fine. I do it from time to time so I can funpost while at work.


 No.70060

>>70058

/jp/ turned to shit pretty early, I'm surprised you stuck around long enough to get banned. It was the fastest to rot next to /tg/ and slightly faster than /diy/


 No.70062

File: b39613116378c08⋯.jpg (1.31 MB, 1619x1928, 1619:1928, yasaka kanako (touhou) dra….jpg)

File: cf601ff3dc72ba3⋯.jpg (511.21 KB, 2043x2048, 2043:2048, kochiya sanae and yasaka k….jpg)

File: 89d472c44c27b8c⋯.jpg (2.47 MB, 2036x2272, 509:568, kochiya sanae and yasaka k….jpg)


 No.70063

>>70062

Tiny Kanako a cute! CUTE!


 No.70064

File: 0737cb1b6ca7c27⋯.png (268.74 KB, 800x800, 1:1, __komeiji_satori_touhou_dr….png)

Please finish your taxes!


 No.70065

>>70064

I tried playing UFO instead, Marisa A is not fun


 No.70066

File: b7440d225e753fe⋯.jpg (901.53 KB, 697x985, 697:985, __shameimaru_aya_ace_comba….jpg)


 No.70069

>>70062

>>70063

Too bad her adult personality likely means she would be one of those bossy kids who throw a gigantic tantrum the moment they don't get what they want.


 No.70070

File: 8b794d590822f35⋯.jpg (2.78 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, yasaka kanako (touhou) dra….jpg)

>>70069

that's what the first picture is saying

>I want this

<we don't have the money...

>no we have money!!


 No.70072

File: 5b4254dfbc8ec98⋯.jpg (436.72 KB, 800x600, 4:3, __yasaka_kanako_touhou_dra….jpg)

>>70070

I think that's not her being bossy but her looking so unhappy that whoever's with her can't take it and gives in anyway.

Which naturally could still be Kanako being bossy, just in her usual, scheming way.

That's the problem with her. To a goddess, most mortals are convenient tools at best.


 No.70074

File: 1a4a6089c19173b⋯.png (69.41 KB, 420x248, 105:62, 1443719938993.png)

>>70064

I recharacterized some IRA contributions today to maximize my deductions. I was going to do it last week, but I know some people who like going out for drinks after work sometimes everyday.


 No.70076

I hate you guys


 No.70077

>>70070

>>70062

only one lewd 2hu by this artist, shame


 No.70083

File: 4d155aa6debe396⋯.jpg (53.58 KB, 399x908, 399:908, D4MSWZ0UYAAnI02.jpg)


 No.70084

I think I may have got my duck pregnant again.


 No.70085

>>70084

congratulations, ducklings are cute and heartwarming


 No.70103

File: cb04e1a184d340a⋯.jpg (273.79 KB, 640x611, 640:611, 5e10083d2228191c34aaaec1e1….jpg)

>A small spacecraft that has captured the imagination and excitement of people in Israel and around the world appears to have crashed into the moon on Thursday.

>“We had a failure in the spacecraft,” Opher Doron, the general manager of Israel Aerospace Industries’ space division, which collaborated on building the spacecraft, said afterward. “We unfortunately have not managed to land successfully.”

Based Lunarians.


 No.70108

>>70103

How long until Clownpiece runs around in an Israeli flag and drives people mad by constantly reminding them about the six trillion?

I mean, Beresheewhatsitcalled had the memoirs of a holocaust survivor in its digital storage.

To be fair, the payload also included the entirety of the English Wikipedia and a Bible, amongst various other documents


 No.70113

File: 94a26b5917e8bb3⋯.png (633.12 KB, 678x964, 339:482, SAGE_ONI_KASEN_A_CUTE.png)

File: 687440187918e29⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1353x956, 1353:956, REAL_ONI_KASEN_A_CUTE.png)

In Chapter 49 (Part 2) of WaHH, Kasen absorbs her arm and returns to her true form.


 No.70114

File: 2738a6fed53cc4c⋯.png (1.67 MB, 681x968, 681:968, WaHH49PART2.png)


 No.70115

File: e411814ea57d8db⋯.png (1.66 MB, 2036x1444, 509:361, v22.png)

File: 71b8f25aa81ec55⋯.png (872.13 KB, 1017x1443, 339:481, v23.png)

File: 025d832e92c776f⋯.png (756.91 KB, 1017x1443, 339:481, v25.png)

wtf I love Kasen now


 No.70123

File: 46cf3247bf83890⋯.jpg (84.95 KB, 680x680, 1:1, 1555664734328.jpg)




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