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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

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Yukari is bored and turned your wardrobe into a gensokyan portal over night. When you wake up the next morning you find [your favourite 2hu] sleeping beside you.

What will you do?

What is she going to do when she wakes up?

What are your parents going to do when they come in?


I'll throw the corpses of my parents into the gap to see if there are any tough youkai waiting. Once I'm sure the coast's clear, I'll hoist my favourite 2hu over my shoulders and enter the gap, never to return to IRL.


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My favorite would never be so rude to get into a bed uninvited! But in the morning I hope she manipulates me into being her servant, cook and gardener for the rest of my life.


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>What will you do?

Embrace that cute little frame

>What is she going to do when she wakes up?

Probably steal all my books



>What will you do?

Wake her up.

>What is she going to do when she wakes up?

Tell her that she needs go back to her shrine and punish Yukari for making gap in my wardrobe.

Give her some big gem as donation.

>What are your parents going to do when they come in?

They won't notice it.


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>What would you do?

Make her eat all the eggs.

>What would she do?

Steal my 3DS and tell me to kill myself.



Why Tenshi would steal your 3DS for what reason?

I could expect it more from Yukari.

She wanted to have one console with two screens.


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>she manipulates me into being her servant, cook and gardener for the rest of my life

You posted the wrong picture my friend. Here, I fixed it for you.



That would be rather short life.


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>what will you do

Hide all breakable objects if not already broken

>what is she going to do when she wakes up

Probably just leave and wander around until I find her and bring her back to my house



Congrats on your new life as a tard wrangler.



Probably, not that something as silly as death would stop her from keeping you as a servant.



Unless Yama judgement took you to Heaven or banished you to Hell.


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This is acceptable.



>Be judged.

>Eternal slavery.



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>What will you do?

Cuddle up to her and give all my body warmth to her. Also, remove the ofuda

>What is she going to do when she wakes up?

Nothing at all, because Yoshika doesn't work without a set of commands. Alternatively, begin reciting poetry from the time she was alive

My personal wish would be for her to fully regain her original personality, but brain rot means the chances for that are low

>What are your parents to do when they come in

<Living with your parents

<Laughing bitches.jpg


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I would beg her to sit on me or squeeze me between her thighs.


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>what will you do?

Commence cuddling.

>what is she going to do when she wakes up?

She is going to try destroy my dick using portals between dimensions that will cause my dick to elongate due to quantum mechanics. This will only infuriate her while giving me a pan-dimension-job that will leave me more hung than a roided-out horse. It''ll be great


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>What will you do?

Scream because of the surprise of someone broking into my house and sleeping next to me without me knowing

>What is she going to do when she wakes up?

Scream because I'm screaming, forget where she is, scream some more, blow everything up, then scream some more



I wouldn't have a problem living with her since she is cute and none of the youkai would bother me becuase they wouldn't want to have to deal with cirno's bullshit though they might check up on her every once in a while



Imagine the constant cold feet - actually, the cold everything in bed, though.


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But I live in florida so it would be the same as having a walking air conditioner with me and I would also get all the ice that I wanted I would just have to trick cirno into making it



But its one thing to have an air conditioner in the room and another thing entirely to have something pressed against you whose body likely radiates sub-zero temperatures.


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I don't know I think I would enjoy it and besides she absorbs heat from the surrounding area and then releases it so I would just have to wrap her up in blankets so the cold wouldn't reach me and I could just hug the blanket wrapped cirno


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You aren't realizing the biggest problem with Cirno, I like the cold, but the thing about Cirno is that she'll cause condensation so she'll be damp all the time, like it you leave a bottle of water in the fridge and take it out it'd form droplet around it. Being cold isn't bad it's being damp.



It would depend on Cirno's body temperature and your local climate though. Indoor air could be dehumidified and going outdoors wouldn't be much of a problem as long as the air surrounding her keeps moving, so if she's moving around or there's a breeze/fan she should stay dry. Or you coat her with something so the water doesn't stick. Maybe oil? I don't know. You could bring a towel along in any case.

I don't think water condenses on skin as well as hard surfaces so it shouldn't be a problem but what do I know, huh? At most her wings would damp.


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And it seems I can finally post images through Tor again.


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That wouldn't really be a problem with the humidity in this area so I really wouldn't mind having a damp cirno and I can always just have a towel ready to wipe her off when she gets to wet


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Eh, those things don't really do much, and just opening one window would undo it.

>keeps moving

Okay, we're talking about being in bed with her.

>Coat her in oil

That's just worse.


Enjoy your pneumonia. Hey I got it on my first try!



I live in florida so humidity isn't a problem and like I said I can wrap her up in blankets and then cuddle with her so I don't get drenched and Cirno wouldn't give me pneumonia.

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