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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

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1. Post a 2hu

2. Post what car you think 2hu would drive

3. tanoshii


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Who's this


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New fairy, pls.





Is it a board tan or something? It's kind of shitty.


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Bullyfag get out.



She's just not man, for me at least. She doesn't have any sort of visual indicator of what her deal is, and the bright yellow is kind of ugly.


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>What her deal is

Her power depends on her hat and she has a lot of them.

>bright yellow is kind of ugly

It's reason why I wanted to give her purple during her creation for image related.

She didn't even got into it, but after that /2hu/ has own board-tan.


I didn't needed reminder for this.


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I'm sorry if OP wanted cool cars instead of dumb memes but that's all I know


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Expecting fairies to make thought out posts and post non-pleb cars would make me dissapointed, yes, but I'm not new.

btw if you want pics of some car you can find some cool ones here http://en.wheelsage.org/

If I were to give an overall opinion though, I think 2hus would mostly drive older japanese cars with some european ones here and there for 2hus that have the greens for them and lastly some few american ones. And some 2hus would share a single car, for example Remi-sama would probably want to be chauffeured, and the three light fairies would drive a single sedan. /imo


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>Not pic related


I actually think a hippie VW really fits to Mamizou's laid-back nature.


101% accurate


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I would rather see Marisa on one of these, with her hair flowing in the wind.



Yeah I too think Marisa would own a bike rather than a car but not a scooter.


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That's neither a car or fast.



And that is a suppository.



It's afterburners:the car. Since it's stupid I went with >>57219


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of course I forget to include the car


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name of company literally means mermaid



Sirens are different from mermaids though.



not in here they are not


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i dont see it


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She's a time traveler, and that's the car from Back to the Future. I know, it's a stupid joke.



I was expecting a Chinese rickshaw.


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Where's the joke about Mai and Satono coming from anyway? All I know is that one remix of their theme.

As for Yuuka, I'd think she'd have an old Dodge Warlock or another vintage pickup truck to carry around bags with soil, fertilizer, or just flower pots.


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they wear slav hat

also they just feel slavic. i look into myself and know that its true






I wonder when harpies and sirens will be added to touhou. If any at all.





That's what they call them in Poland, fairy.




Isn't Mystia a harpy though?



I know that, fairy.

You're writing about this to Polish.

Besides that, mermaid is half-fish and siren is half-bird.

In my language they are both called "syrena" from some unknown reason for me at least.



She is night sparrow and it's very different from harpy.




Reimu's got a chuckle out of me.



The joke is that you will pick her up when you drive by. Or else.


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>The joke is that you will pick her up when you drive by. Or else.

Will she kill me if I make a pit stop joke, because of her armpits.



I thought she came from the outside world though.






Both of these are correct.


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>Kaguya and Mokou are so tsundere that they drive cars with motifs of the respective others



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That looks fun to ride.


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Touhoukart wen?


I don't know whether to give you points for not going for the obvious Byakuren -> motorcycle, or take off for going for the obvious Byakuren -> Pope



As a goddess that is restyling herself as a bringer of technology, I think that Kanako would rather cruise around in a big, fat sports convertible. Something that shouts "Wanna be as cool as this goddess? Give her your faith and you might get a chance".



>Kanako driving a Countach around while wearing aviators, pulling up next to people on the sidewalk and telling them "Get in, I'm taking you to church. MY church."

There's a babyseat and DVD player in the back for Suwako



Aren't Countach 2-seatters ?



It's a custom model that was delivered to the shrine by Marcello Gandini himself, after he claimed the building designs inspired him. It was completely unexpected, you could even say it was "miraculous".


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nah, thats too pleb for yama. even if she doesnt really care about status her higher ups do. she will more likely ride something like pic related. or some hecatia tier abomination


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Kinda self-evident


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I respectfully disagree with your choice for Shinmyoumaru Sukuna. I feel that she would choose something more along the

lines of a Cadillac Escalade.

She is a princess, after all.



Doctors don't drive ambulances; paramedics do.



No buses in Gensokyo. No paramedics, too.


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There may not be buses, but there certainly are retarded children.


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i get it, its because she is flat


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>Be Hakurei Shrine Maiden

>Chilling at shrine drinking leaf tea

>Marisa comes busting in


>dafuc is a car?

>"It's something that you sit in and go really fast on the ground with, like my broom, except louder and flashier."

>Why don't you have one?

>"That's why we need to investigate, ze!"

>Marisa "finds" two cars somewhere for us since might as well see what the hype is about

>Probably "borrowed" them but who cares?

>Notice cars are reflective of local youkai's personality

>Start investigating in the Palace of Earth Spirits and the underground youkai

>They don't have the technology for it

>Swing by the Kappas on way to the Mountain of the Pantheon and Moriya Shrine

>Hear from the tengu that the one Bhuddist Priestess had something similar, but with two wheels

>That green-haired girl tags along

>The FUCKING YAMA of all people get in the way in a field on the way

>Apparently these things are deadly, so she wants us to stop using them

>Sets a bad role model or something

>If it means less people bothering me, then good, let there be accidents

>Get to the Myouren Temple and smoke the local nuns and saints

>Turns out they knew jack shit, but the Bhuddist knew about her bike because of the urban legend incident.

>Don't... fucking... tell me...

>Rush back to my fucking shrine

>Oh great, a fabric-warping ring of BALLS is just casually laying on the ground

>This fucking dweeby bitch and some nerd with a giant eye with wings are throwing metal about.

>"Oh hey Reimu, have you met my friend Rika? She can make a car based off of anything I tell her, so I've been telling her all about the youkai here in Gensokyo. Isn't that-"

>No, it's not fucking magical, it's a pain in the ass. I could have just flew about and shot things like always if it wasn't for you two, but now nobody wants to do anything except drive around in circles and crap so I just spent an entire day searching for the brats responsible for this.





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>implying she wouldn't ride on pic related

If you get it, shekels to you goy


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I'd get in that van


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G-get it? because she's a "book thief"! Ha.


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>Remilia Scarlet

>Not driving the bat mobile


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Would you offer Reimu a ride?



That's a very Alice car. I wonder why, is it the shape of the hood?



Possibly. The color scheme is also fitting, and they both have that sj00tlesh appearance to them.



I would if I could, but I can't drive.



>Would you offer Reimu a ride?

If I can sniff and lick her pits, sure.


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The thought of seeing Remi cruising across the countryside in an old British sports car is oddly heartwarming.


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momhu needs a mom car


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this would be better if the top was Chippity Choppity


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fucking clipboard ignores alpha


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