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ゆっくりしていってね! | Now appart of the >>>/thg/ World Order

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Since ZUN has made references to HAARP and the moon landing hoax in his games, what other conspiracy theories do you think would make a good Touhou game?

My pick is the Golden Lily Treasure. Taken from China by Japan, and then taken by the USA, this legendary vast amount of gold lost during World War 2 would motivate many to try and find it. Not sure if ZUN would make a game that makes Japan look bad, though. They still don't want to acknowledge the horrors visited upon the mainland during the war.


>ZUN has made references to HAARP



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It was Tenshi's last word in Antinomy of Common Flowers. Called "HAARP's Anomalous Weather." (Final spellcard in this video) While I was surprised that Tenshi gained control of the legendary weather machine, I was more surprised that nobody in Gensokyo thought it was that big a deal.


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U.N. Owen was her!


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>implying Nanking happened (by the Imperial Army)

>implying comfort women weren't just regular prostitutes

>implying the Second Sino-Japanese War didn't start legitimately

FYI, I was beginning to understand Japan was largely innocent well before I discovered I had Japanese ancestry.


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>the horrors visited upon the mainland during the war




my ancestor :)


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Maybe it is fake or exaggerated. The fact that people doubt history could be an opening for ZUN to make a game about the legends of WW2. Uncomfy subject matter, I know.

But all that gold ... the spoils of war ...Imagine if all that treasure landed in Gensokyo because it disappeared from belief.


How about the MIB? Or rather, Girls in Black? You could make it so that they forcibly recruit "psykers" like the Usami girl in an attempt to "invade" Gensokyo and basically pull off the SCP project on it

I really need to get back to that thread at one point


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Is this mockery?



I just wish they'd get rid of the statue/memorial in Cali, not because it didn't happen, but because America has nothing to do with it, fuck off back to wherever you came from and take your problems with you, slant-eyed freaks. Not our concern.


I'm surprised he made a video on it. I prefer this:



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nigga what



No,U.N Owen was BANE


Gotta make a game about the holocaust


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Anyway, I brought it up because that could be used against me. "You think X did nothing wrong because you yourself are an X!" I didn't find out until last Halloween because my mother's side of the family keeps it quiet, because my grandmother is Korean-Japanese, but ethnically Korean. It's silly. I prefer the Germanic European side of my family anyway, for multiple reasons, one of which being my face. Just glad I'm not a nigger, or Jewish, or anyone that had no significance in any way.

Of course, then one of you may ask, "Why would you bring it up in the first place?", to which I would respond, "Alcohol. :^)"

Datamine me goyim :^)


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Ah, *Germanic-European, not deleting the post for epic win :^)


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Anyways, you could maybe do something with MK-ULTRA, Rex 84, and all other fun sorts of things the Military-Industrial complex cooked up.



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Why does ZUN hate Burgerland?



-Atomic bombs?

-Maybe because when he went to America in 2016 someone had the nerve to ask him what he thought about Trump. The subtitle of the LoLK extra stage is "The trump card is always a bad move" coincidence? who knows

-Or maybe because they killed Aniki. https://www.kesq.com/news/adult-film-actor-dies-in-palm-springs-crash/711637682


>A sudden earthquake opens up an entrance to nazi base in Agartha. Reimu investigates

>Cabal of weird hook nosed occultists kidnaps Reimu with plans of raping and sacrificing her to their weird gods. Girls must save her while dodging shekels.

>a merchant from buthanese shadow market comes to gensokyo

>Lety decides to try to move to colder place so she can live life normally without needing to hibernate for 3/4 of the year. acidently wakes up horrors sealed by Atlantians in pyramids hidden in arctic.

>Remilia is actually a lizard. her secret power is being immune to cold.She needs to be stopped before she conquers gensokyo


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>Atomic Bombs

Firebombing did worse. There are plenty of good reasons to dislike America, but only because we're dishonest about our imperialism and that imperialism is for a few Chosen....

>Maybe because when he went to America in 2016 someone had the nerve to ask him what he thought about Trump.


why would someone do that

why would you tell me something so terrible

that's so fucking cringeworthy

what the fuck man




Wouldn't Yukari make more sense? She could then actually be an interdimensional lizard that is detected as a youkai because she isn't really "there", so to speak.


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>a few Chosen....

Why is "Chosen" capitalized…? Also pic related.

Also also it's not that weird for someone to ask his opinion on a head of state. Maybe a little inappropriate but not that weird.

I had to crop and rescale the screenshot to make it uploadable here. That should tell you something by itself.


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>US military operations

Gee, it's almost like a nation with more than 200 years of history is going to have plenty of military operations.

And it's not that it's weird, it's inappropriate. That's why it's cringeworthy, and why I want to punch the questioner.

Chosen is capitalized for the same reason "Negro" and "White" should be >>67611



Regardless, the vast majority of those conflicts were predatorial in nature -- America has one of the most secure geographies in the world, being half a world across from any real threats and its two neighbors are basically its allies. The interventions in Iran, Panama, Iraq (twice), Afghanistan, Sudan, Libya, etc. were not justified, as they were not essential to the US's survival. Those nations only threatened the hegemony of America, not its very life, and so the decision to attack them was one of greed foremost.


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>were not justified

Imperialism is totally justified, and other Western nations do the same even today. The problem is that the West is not honest about its imperialism, not to mention the US's imperialism for Israel's sake. American lives should not be cut short for a bunch of kikes. This is why I and many others have issue with interventions in the Middle East and North Africa.

Pic related; VAE VICTIS.


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>Except when we're the victis! Then they weren't playing fair!



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Ach! Did I ever complain? My complaint was that we fight for Israel, not that lives are lost fighting Israel.



*Not to mention, surely the rabbit would NOT like to be a meal? But who weeps as he's chewed to the bones? One standard does not always apply!


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Remi is british royalty



>Time Cube

Now these were the days.



>Time Cube

I remember that.


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Much like Kaguya is a Lunarian princess, Wakasagihime in truth in a princess of the merpeople, and fled to Gensokyo from the real world for reasons only she knows.

Over the years, various strange sounds have been picked up by the hydrophone arrays of the US military and other organizations (namely noises such as Upsweep, Whistle, Bloop, Julia, Slowdown, and Train). They were explained as the result of icebergs hitting the sea floor, ice quakes, or that of volcanic activity.

In truth, however, these sounds are emitted by arcane technological devices in the hidden settlements of the merpeople at the very bottom of the ocean. Their exact nature various - some of them are the equivalent of a highly advanced form of sonar with which her people hope to track down Wakasagihime. Others simply are encoded messages urging the princess to come back home.

These signals are as futile as they are dangerous to the merpeople. For one thing because Wakasagihime no longer inhabit any ocean of this world. For another, because each subsequent noise picked up by the humans makes them more likely to discover the hidden settlements of the merpeople beneath the ocean floor.

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