Invisible planes; I can't see them taking off
A small garden bird made of mahogany. It'd be great if I had a related joke… wooden tit?
What did the dachshund say when he won first place at the dog show? I'm a real wiener.
My gun's a newsreader. It's got a bulletin.
Glass windows; they're a real pane.
This guy said,"I'll let you use my ice rink for 10p." I thought "What a cheapskate!"
There are lots of people who are self aware. You know who you are
I took a poll recently and 100% of people were annoyed that their tent had fallen down.
Advent calendars: their days are numbered
Velcro; what a ripoff
Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized; I'd hit rock bottom.