/38/ - #38chan

Housework.

Ruining boards.

Tender loving.

Imagine putting your cock in one of those swirly optical illusions.

>>1380

You would literally shatter the illusion with your cock.

>>1381

Then just call me Touman

>>1384

You know, I kinda always wanted someone to write a story like index but instead of his right hand negating and fixing everything it's MC's cock.

So basically MC ends up doing long emotional speeches that would get bitches wet and then he fugs them to magically fix all their problems.

>>1403

Also, just like Touman, sometimes talking does not work, sometimes you just gotta put it in forcefully.