So, I wrote some potential craigslist ads to send people to Paul's house, but craigslist's cuck filter won't let me post them for some reason. Edit them however you'd like so they can be posted. Also, edit the dates to whenever depending on when you post them. I decided on April Fool's day.
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Gay Sex Orgy Meetup at 463 Payne Rd, 13760 - APRIL 1 AT 8:00 PM
I'm having a gay sex free for all/orgy meet at my house. Feel free to bring your friends and lovers. Everyone's invited. All kinks and fetishes allowed. 20 year old white male hosting. I love BBC too. Just show up at 463 Payne Rd, 13760 on April 1 at 8:00 PM.
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Bernie Sanders Support Rally - 463 Payne Rd, 13760 Apr. 1 at 8:00 PM
Do you support Bernie Sanders? Let's talk about it. I'm hosting a leftist meetup and Bernie Sanders support rally at my house. This might become a weekly thing if it goes well. Come down to 463 Payne Rd, 13760 on April 1 at 8:00 PM.
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Muslim Meetup - 463 Payne Rd, 13760 on Apr. 1 at 8:00 PM
Do you want to meet other Muslims in your area? I'm hosting a muslim meetup for muslims and non-muslims to make friends and study Islam together. First meet will be at my house on April 1 at 8:00 PM. 463 Payne Rd 13760
Ahmed Abdullah Muhammad
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Party on da Block, April 1, 8:00 pm, 463 Payne Rd, 13760
Bring your niggas over to this poppin' party, and don't forget to bring some dank kush, salty snax, and recording devices are highly encouraged. Come down to 463 Payne Rd 13760 at 8:00 PM on April 1st