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4am thread, new BO edition because other BO was a tard and got removed
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Did you eat something funny? Or has it been like that for a while?
I'm on nofap right now you jerk
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Just now after waking up. I think it's the teriyaki sauce the ham was cooked in. Also my cat was sitting in the corner of the room and looking sad when I told him off for biting my wires.
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Huey, pls change the spoiler image. It's shit.
I think the wind is trying to ask something.
I hope you start feeling better soon anon, and keep your cat away from those wires. I'd try drinking something carbonated, that usually helps settle my stomach.
Don't make me flip this.
don't do it anon
don't fucken do it
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Yeah, i'm gonna try drinking 5 energy drinks, since its my day off.
WELL HOLY SHIT that's pretty good
But hey, don't drink that many energy drinks! Drink some water between to space out the amount of caffeine you're putting into yourself!
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But then, how will I make my heart explode?
don't do that! become healthy and start feeling better.
It's too late. I'm a bit scared actually.
I went too far this time I think
Don't die on me anon!!
You can't kill the dead
You could have prevented this.
He's right. Avenge me. Raid /ausneets/ and put them to the sword. Leave no anon unshitposted. Or you'll never find peace.
The wind wont stop. Please send help.
Fuck it, I still got the evidence. I'm gonna show /ausneets/ it was you fags who raided them. We'll see how long you can ignore me when you got dozens of autistic aussies crawling all over the board.
I think the wind is trying to talk to me.
It really seems like the wind is trying to talk.
He isn't going to reply
There's no post there, you're talking to nobody.
Grandpa, you forgot to take your meds again.
You're the one talking to nobody.
But I'm in an uninsulated garage. I'm calling the doctor and setting up an appointment for you.
There you are talking to yourself agian.
I seriously don't get why you keep doing this then blaming it on me.
Fine you're new huey. How's it going, Huey-sempai?
Huey-sempai, would you like to go to the movies tonight, my treat? We can eat popcorn and cuddle.
On a completely unrelated note, i'm leaving forever. Goodbye.
I think the wind has stopped,
what the fuck canada-kun
You could've prevented this.
Are you implying this wasn't my intention?
You wouldn't understand.
What did he mean by this?
I can't bear this pain any longer.
Why is everyone killing themselves these days?
I didn't give you permission to die yet.
i only want to sleep
When did sweden become so violent?
Someone said Islam is a shit religion.
Is that where that can came from?
The hugging stops here.
Drinking is bad for you.
Go back to patreon!
That was really mean, please don't refer to me as being so low.
S-sorry. I went too far. . . .
You're gonna get a big red face, like bill burr! Do you want to look like bill burr?
Sounds like someone is jealous.
>you will never see a nuclear winter
>walking home from store
>Suspicious van next to house.
>As i'm walking by hear loud coughing and wheezing
>No one on street but me
Am I being spied on? Is it cause I posted too many smug anime girls in trumps america?
>Of having a big red beet face
>And a belly big as mark from drinking
You're ruining your life!
It's not too late.
>Am I being spied on?
The end is coming, you should run before it's too late.
the canadian thought bolice are going to get you.
I'm having fun, why don't you join me~
>You should run
It's too late. Just bury me with my daki and my fleshlight. I'm tired of living in trumps america.
Drinking alcohol is a sin. I couldn't do anything so terrible.
>He thinks i'm joking
What you're ingesting is concentrated evil. Purge yourself of this corruption and be cleansed huey-chan.
>Just bury me with my daki
Right here, right now.
You aren't going to do shit
>They're fighting again
It's okay, we worked it out
I'm glad the thought police didn't tear your ass a new.
You will lose this war.
Sounds like someone wants to join the conflict.
>he thinks i lost
>he doesn't understand the advance psyop that is currently being waged
>he doesn't know that my victory is inevitable
You're already dead.
I dare someone to click that.
But it is your death that has been foretold.
You must've read the prophecy wrong.
That's apparently still on the table, actually.
I did, what now?
What was on the page?
I don't know. I don't speak russian. click it
haha it's 4am again
Anon, only you can stop the bullying. Stop huey end his tyranny
No it's not.
There are no brakes on the bullying train.
COME OUT HUEY, I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU.
Yeah, so, listen Huey. There's been a lot of complaints going to HR about your behavior around here, and I've been asked to bring it up with you. So, tell me more about this whole thing, what's your side of the story.
Stop now before it's too late
I'm afraid this is a matter of legality here, cases of harassment like this tend to end badly for the employer as well as the employee, so this is just a formal way of trying to console all parties involved while also beginning the process of understanding all viewpoints involved in these kinds of incidents. It's all standard fare, this kind of thing happens all the time so you shouldn't be worried if you are innocent as the legal system is their to help.
I have been slandered. These complaints are false and the only reason they're being brought up is because someone feels the need to try to replace me.
You don't understand what you've just done.
Died 24/02/18 time 9:43PM
suicide, 2 gunshots to the back of the head.
I haven't even disclosed these complaints with you.
Have no fear, this is your time to tell your side of the story. Please, elaborate on what happened that day.
I am your lawyer, but this isn't a legal case, but rather an intercorporate relations dispute.
I want advice from another lawyer.
Hi this is your other lawyer, you should totally listen to this man, as your lack of cooperation could be grounds for dismissal. If you don't give your testimony then the complaints become the only accounts, which will be harsher on you in the long term. It is in your best interest to offer your version of the events.
Does this mean you are opting to withhold your account of the incident?
I see… well Huey, I gotta say, this doesn't look good for you. There are numerous complaints and reports against you here and you're refusing to offer your witness. In addition, you also ran out of the office and drove a flaming pimpmobile into the building, which is in clear violation of your contract. Because of all these factors I'm going to have to unfortunately terminate your partnership with this business. I'm going to have to ask you to please empty your desk before the end of the day and to leave the premises. Please know that while these complaints have not been verified, I do appreciate your time with us over the years and will be doing my best to convince the board of directors to offer you a generous severance package. It's been a pleasure having you here, and I hope that this event is a step in the staircase of your life, rather than a stumble in your journey to fulfillment.
There, I have ended his bullying. I will be in my office if anyone needs me.
Your it-shutting-down privileges have been rescinded. Please vacate the building before I call security.
I'm here because no one wants me around in the other thread…
Thank god for HR.
Who is this?
The bullying will not be stopped leaf.
He told you you had to stop!
How do I know you're not trying to trick us?
>How do I know you're not trying to trick us?
because I sperged at fags
>implying the board has any constructive conversations at all
Depending on who you sperged out at, you're better off going to one of the other groups.
No it's not.
>because I sperged at fags
Anon, all the people here are gay
Come sit down
>Not destroying the avatarfags
>Not destroying /v/
>Not finally destroying this useless cycle of marks faggotry.
Reported. HR is going to get you good now. It's ogre.
You have no power here. You can't rake, you can't ban. You're not in charge anymore.(The rake has been applied)
>Anon, all the people here are gay
>he doens't pound boipuss
I just want someone to help me find my dong.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, HUEY
Reminder that your fan club is here to stay.
You will never leave us.
>Unjustly banned for two days
>HR leaves me to die and suffer
>People are posting ahegaos with no context.
What happened to this place in just two days?
Join in the ahegao.
You're going to clean it up yourself.
You can't make me.
Enough with the soundless webms!
No human should have to suffer this much.
I'm pretty sure cameras didn't have the ability to record sound in the 40's
Why do you have so many war webms?
>Everyone is gone
>it's just me now
>In the end, Canada wins.
Thank you. I deserved it most of all.
It is time for you to leave.
The board has been passed on, you wont be hearing from me again.(Bye)
Where is this wind coming from?
I don't fight girls
You're just saying that cause you're scared of my power!
Good riddance! All hail new BO, the war BO! Finally, we can begin the raids on other boards again!
Sit back down, you're not going anywhere.
It's time to take over our enemies boarders!
We expansionist now, the weak shall fear the strong.
Yes! The time has come that we CONQUER /ausneets/!!!!
Big boys don't cry anon. Steel yourself, we're going to war.
/ausneets/ are just a bunch of no fun allowed soyboys, we need a better target.
Who'd you suggest then?
Don't be such a fag. Huey would want you to be strong and raid with us.
I just want us to reclaim our boogieman status.
ausneets is too low profile to achieve that.
Are you ready?
What should we raid? Marks cake dungeon?
Don't make it gay.We're just 4 dudes about to go fuck shit up. That's all.
The question is, are you ready to check 'em?
Get cucked out of these trips faggot
a-are we a boogieman again?
I knew it. You're all too weak, and pathetic! I need to do this by myself.
I'll be with you in spirit
DID SOMEBODY SAY…
The raid was a success. There might be blowback soon, so watch out.
hello where are the proofs
Did you not notice the board has been unusable for the past week. It was the DDoS that happened cause I simultaneously attacked both /ausneets/ and /animus/, planning to turn them against each other, thinking the other board attacked them. Unfortunately, a traitor snitched on me, foiling my plans. I think I know who the rat is
As an aside, you're all demoted for not helping.
pics or it didnt happen lmao
Don't move or i kill myself!
The thread is long since deleted. I suspect the traitor was the smoking man
It's not even loaded.
Do it! I bet you're too scared!!!!
It's too late!
I kept going to sleep at 4 or 5 am the last week but didnt post here
Welcome aboard, fellow neet.
>being a wageslave
I wonder what your boss will think once he finds out you've been posting on neo-taiwannian-nazi fourm filled with magic frogs
Sounds like someone is upset that I'm being paid to lose weight. That's why you don't show off your power level.
>he thinks hiding his powerlevel helps
They already know, you've only made yourself a target.
I was a target from the day I was born.
Death couldn't come sooner.
This is your fault.