I sexually Identify as a internet moderator. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being recognised by other losers and banning people who disagree with my opinion. People say to me that a person being an internet moderator is 100% homosexual and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having my mum insert a microwave into my basement so I can make hot pockets and never have to leave my mancave. From now on I want you guys to call me "toughguy" and respect my right to do it for free. If you can't accept me you're a modphobe and need to check your privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.