>>go to Galaxy's Edge
>look high and low to find Rey
>finally find her coming out of a hidden entrance
>corner her near a dead end near the millennium falcon
>ask for a selfie
>while taking a selfie I drop a deep sniff into her hair
>smells of lilacs and strawberries
>Suave if I were to guess
>I quietly whisper into her ear
>"how many half credits would it take for you to go sarlacc pit on my light saber?"
>she can't not smile or push me away
>she simply says "my the force be with you"
>I nut instantly
>she leaves as quick as possible
>storm troopers try and escort me out as quietly as possible