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>>173923

The bone/nerve thing he claims to have but will never be specific about

>>173933

Smiley is nothing but a brainless sissy "wiazard" that loves armchair occultism. Atkinson was merely an author and businessman.

Here is a real exercise for auris sight. It also improves dream lucidity:

http://www.thiaoouba.com/aura_eye_exercise.htm

>>173933

Nice ruse.

>>173935

Any sort of future prediction you believe in or could recommend etc?

Quality thread.

>>173851

By the way it's not the board who made me, it's me who made the board.

Must not… think of her… in that way…!!

A girl tasted my sperm once. She said it tasted like old men sperm. I was only 23 years old at the time, she was 19. I still wonder how many old men she sucked off to be able to make that comparison…

>>173888

no, it was because I hadn't came in two weeks. I was "saving up" for her and this is how she thanked me. Well at least she did swallow every drop and it was a HUGE load. Maybe the cum had turned yellow, lol

They probably got cheap pizza like one of the mainstream places. I go to a little new York style pizza place down the road. Little pricier but I feel full after eating 2,or 3 of these slices. Big diff from the cardboard shit

>sliced bread + tomato sauce + cheese

das it mane

mozzarella > everything else

They probably spat on your pizza because your parents hate you. That's why it tasted a bit different.

>>173857

I warned him. This was not because of spamming this was a rage delete because I taunted him. Post the log.

>>173873

The front page had been static from when I left in the AM until I got back from work ~5ish hrs later because of avid spamming the board. I simply pushed one page off so that people would actually post again, it wasn't some "epic raid". Said threads in question were already mostly half off the front oage because it happened.

As far as warnings go, bullshit again. He did't try to delete those three times until I made a taunting thread with daddy howard about how he is totally overreacting.

Make the logs public or get rid of this hothead.

>caring about /4chon/ in any way shape or form

a loser is you

Chin Ups (as many as you can, add weight vest and stuff to weigh you down to make harder) - Push Ups (as many as you can, make it harder by increasing incline or having someone sit on your back or putting heavy weight vest on your back) - Burpees (maybe like work your way up to a hundred, I forget what the olympic standard is, probably a thousand or ten thousand or something, don't know how to make harder but I think it's just a cardio thing more than anything else anyways), Squats (as many as you can, make it harder with weight vest and heavy thing you put over shoulder or if you're a farmer you put a goat or sheep or whatever over your shoulders oh and you can put a human over your shoulders too, tfw no dwarf to put over my shoulders), Running-on-the-spot (make it harder with ankle weights and led boots I guess or just go as fast and hard as possibly can), Sit-ups (to make harder you new this one equipment thing, and to make it even harder you use that + a weighted vest at same time), Jumping Jacks (go as fast and hard as you can, make even harder with weights that strap on the wrists and ankles), Fish (it's hard enough as is, if you can even hold it a 5 minutes you're practically a god, it's painful enough doing it like 10-30 seconds for me), Skipping Rope (do it with no rope, if you want to make it harder do it with a rope, if you want it really hard you do these variations of skippings or use an extra-heavy-weighted rope), and you should do some of those isomterics in the chair (they are as hard as it gets and get more intense as you get stronger and can exert more strength, these will make you stronk as fuck fast, and in legend were done by some monks trapped in a very small jail-cell-pit thing with barely any room to move and they had very small rice rations too so they had to use all their energy to get stronk enough to escape without wasting any), and there's lots of stretches I showed you that you can do when you're warmed up and I should give you Blake K's library so you can download all his books and go through them to learn moar about stretching and yoga poses.

Do all this every other day; unless you're so hardcore you can do it every day. If you're some kind of wizard, maybe even multiple times a day, for hours at a time. When you're starting off though you'll probably be doing stuff for like 10-15 minutes a day and gradually work your way up to an hour a dPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Soon you shall be /fit/ and extra HNNNNNGGGHHHHHHHH

Start with light-warming up to get your heart rate and body temperature up, then you can do various stretches and yoga such as the ones I showed you, then do the more intense body-weight exercises, then gradually cool down just moving slowly but gracefully as in qui-gong type exercises or just walking around and shaking yourself off.

Do isometrics whenever you want throughout the day and it doesn't hurt too much and you will get stronker. All the ones I showed you I do in the computer chair, they can be done anywhere.

Feel free as well to do any of the judo throws and warm-ups I showed you whenever but do it PROPER with correct form. You don't want to do it wrong starting off and learn it wrong and then be stuck in that habit, never half-ass that, if you can't do it right wait until you're more rested and work yourself up into a better state of mind then do it correct every single time, and if you want to advance even faster go full-wizard and visualize a person or dummy that you throw or toss your tulpa around or you do it with a jacket holding it right.

I also tend to visualize numbers as I do these, I don't count verbally, I put myself in trance and just see floating number in front of me that automatically counts up as I do repetitions. Eventually you don't need to induce trance to see the numbers, they just show up for you by willing it, without any effort.

There also elemental invocations and pranayama exercises. You should do the pranayama (breathwork) in The Science of Breath by William Walker Atkinson and later on you can breath in elements like Franz Bardon but be careful with the elemental stuff and how many breaths of an element you take in, sometimes you don't feel the effects right away and you do more than the recommended max of 7 or whatever, and then suddenly you're overwhelmed by too much of an element and end up burning yourself or feeling like you're drowning or become like jelly and tranquilize yourself. I don't think I've had a problem with air element though hmmm…. oh wait it can make you feel floaty in a way that throws off your balance hmmm…

ugt

>>173894

I fucking know, right? That one week where it was like 30+ with no rain set me off.

I did the same, went commando from then on because I thought my boxers were making my dick smaller

She was clearly coerced into the whole thing by the family member. Hope he gets a longer sentence.

Don't know what the appeal of funding ISIS is otherwise

>Sydney

>>173900

>She was clearly coerced into the whole thing by the family member.

When asked whether the money was going to Islamic State, she replied, "Yes, I just do what Ahmed tells me to do."

On March 7, Ahmed Merhi allegedly texted his friend Mr Atai, who has been under heavy police surveillance after his home was raided by counter-terrorism police in 2014, and passed on the name and number of his relative, the 16-year-old girl.

Mr Atai was then allegedly given $5000 cash by "Abdul", believing it was money that had been raised by Muslim "brothers".

Mr Atai met the girl in Guildford Park on Tuesday morning and allegedly handed her the money. Heavily armed police wearing plain clothes and driving unmarked cars then swooped.

Ms Russell rejected a suggestion by the girl's barrister, Michael Pickin, that the use of the police informant may amount to entrapment.>0

tfw self control enough to not gorge myself on shitty junk food

>>173910

This. opie is gonna die of a fat heart. RIP

>>173729

Are the Prometheans not in league with the Jews, then? Are you not a Mage, then? The Faustian spirit is only noble when not directed in Luciferian manners

>>173760

>PRACTICE BEING BORN AGAIN BTW! SORCERY IS FOR HEATHENS WHO DESERVE TO BE BURNED AT THE STAKE AND GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!

You hear this???1!! YOU HERE THIS?????? THIS IS MUSIC!!!!!! MUSIC AND ART IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!1 YOU NEED A PROPER EXAMPLESSSSS! TECHNOLOGY??? DEVIL!

YOU NEED EXAMPLES!!!!!!!!! UR GOING TO HELL LITTLE GIRL! UNLESS U CHANGE UR WAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

JOIN THE AMISH NOW!!!!!!!!!! SAVE UR SOUL!

sex magick backfired on me

>>173906

How?

>>173721

we should use filler words instead such as:

yerra

well,

sure,

>>173792

sure, we can do that

I like money tho

>>173721

uhh… ofc

No it makes you look dumb

>Uuuh, i dont know, like, uuuurhm, aren't blacks like, uuuh, bad and stuff? XD

…like dude … whoa

I really REALLY don't care

>don't care so much, got to let you know.. I don't care

>>173878

others meaning complete faggots

they should stop filimg in states that pass gun control too xD