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the Chonstitution® of the United Borts of 4chon / 4chon on 8ch.pl / 4chon on Endchan

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 No.202111

What did I do wrong here? Why aren't these Terminal runes I'm casting not working?

 No.202114

>tfw smiley was role playing as HDV in /fringe/


 No.202116

>>202114

Proof?


 No.202118

>>202116

>HDV says multiple times he wants nothing to do with moderating your shit board

<???

Kill yourself.


 No.202119

>>202118

oy vey


 No.202139

>>202118

>HDV says multiple times he wants nothing to do with moderating your shit board

>1 PM GMT today

>Smiley reply to his "off-grid wizard paradise" with survivalist flag

>1 min later HDV start deleting posts and banning people in /fringe/ for the next 10-20 mins


 No.202143

>>202139

So either >>202114 or HDV caved because Smiley sent him some more boipussi pics.


 No.202144

>What did I do wrong here?

./configure --with-cards=hda-intel


 No.202145

>>202143

>HDV caved because Smiley sent him some more boipussi pics.

typical HDV heh


 No.202147

I tolt y'all n*ggas I got 2 much on my plate to be moderating every single board that beez tangentially related to ours (even if I don't do anything 99% of the time anyway lmoa)

smh.com.au


 No.202149

>>202147

>I got 2 much on my plate

like uhh hwat?


 No.202151

>>202149

...

Uhm...

Well...I'm just busy with uh...


 No.202152


 No.202181

>>202151

Well it sure ain't moderation, bettering yourself, practicing a trade, exploring the world, finding a gf, earning a respectable lifetime of life experiences you can pass on to your children to make sure they won't end up like the hopeless sack of failure you are.


 No.202198

>>202181

Hey now...I-...it could be one or even more of those things! It's not outside the realm of possibility...r-...right?

...

right!?


 No.202203

>>202198

You're here to die alone and friendless with the rest of us. There is no hope. The chon demands our blood.


 No.202204

File: dce2301a0a747ee⋯.jpg (23.39 KB, 480x360, 4:3, IMG_1143.JPG)


 No.202211

>>202181

>>202203

rude af tbh


 No.202221

smiley has another imposer mod like protag that will wipe his sissywiz bort


 No.202426

File: 1e62aae325b10de⋯.jpg (57.21 KB, 508x520, 127:130, hotpocket.jpg)

>he's a janitor

>on the internet

>on an anime imageboard

>he does it for free

>he takes his "job" very seriously

>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life

>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack

>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch

>he will never have a real job

>he will never move out of his parent's house

>he will never be at a healthy weight

>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket

>he will never have a girlfriend

>he will never have any friends


 No.202427

>"So, your son is a janitor?"

>"Well, kind of... It's actually online, something to do with Japanese cartoons. I don't really understand it."

>"Does he like doing it?"

>"He likes the cartoons, but whenever he's working, he seems so... upset. I hear him yelling in the basement."

>"Well, work can be stressful for everyone. Does he at least get paid well?"

>"...

>He does it for free"


 No.202428

I really think about this every day. Every time I see a large male, every time I think about a plane, every time somebody mentions the CIA, every time somebody asks about a mask, every time I weigh on the scale, every time somebody mentions the want to be a Dr. , every time somebody says they're not their friends, every time somebody mentions loyalty, every time somebody mentions Batman.

Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is a big guy for me, and taking over my brain must have been a part of it's plan. Of course, Bravo Nolan you're a real human being and a true detective. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell FOR YOU! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past 6 months has had to do with this fucking scene. Even if it's just the faintest sound of the plane. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. I can't take it. My life is crashing with no survivors.

really am starting to think I need mental help. I've also started wearing various shades of blue lately and not until reading my own thoughts did I realize it's probably because of this fucking movie. I browse /tv/ for around 5 hours every day and the amount of time's I've watched that plane scene in the past week is more times than I've thought of my family, friends or parents. To those who are new don't watch this, and don't get into it. I posted "BANE?" at least once a week for a year, and it has actually addled my brain. The sound of a plane alone sends me into fits of uncontrollable laughter.


 No.202429

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...


 No.202430

>he's a shitposter

>on the internet

>on an anime imageboard

>he does it for fun

>he takes his "hobby" very seriously

>he does it because it is the only amount of social interaction he will ever have in his pathetic life

>he shitposts ironically in threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack

>he shitposts ironically in threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch

>he will never have a real job

>he will never move out of his parent's house

>he will never be at a healthy weight

>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket

>he will never have a girlfriend

>he will never have any friends


 No.202438


 No.202439

I made a step-by-step pic for you OP to help you in installing your audio driver

https://waa.ai/zmnB.jpeg

xd


 No.202444

File: dc3d23f50d061f9⋯.png (86.4 KB, 1292x693, 1292:693, Screenshot from 2017-09-13….png)


 No.202447

>>202444

heh sissy kenny is still posting, I thought you were leaving after giving away your bort


 No.202451

>>202447

He never gave away his board it was all larp

Trolled


 No.202457

>>202451

>He never gave away his board it was all larp

I knew it was a larp, it doesn't take a brain to realize that the (((/pol/ mods))) he hired were all socks puppet accounts to ban people who hurt his feefees.


 No.202462

>>202457

lol no


 No.202463

>>202457

Yeah now he can ban people who make him butthurt without compromising his sissy wizard persona


 No.202469




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