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 No.265923

Grill at the gas station is very obviously into me. How do I put my benis in her vagina? I'm pretty much half a man without amphetamines, so it's hard to maintain an air of being bold and indifferent.

 No.265936

>she works at a gas station

>op is intimidated


 No.265940

>>265936

you think working in a gas station is a bad job, but for a horny girl its a dream job. she probably turns tricks in the bathroom while shes on the clock.


 No.265943

>>265936

What does her job have to do with anything?


 No.265947

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>>265923

>I'm pretty much half a man without amphetamines

Use some amphetamines

t. gonna dope up on nicotine gum and caffeine before I talk to my own gas station bish tomorrow


 No.265949

>>265947

>Use some amphetamines

I would if I could. I've been complaining about it for months.

>t. gonna dope up on nicotine gum and caffeine before I talk to my own gas station bish tomorrow

I've never really tried nicotine before, but that sounds awful. Like you're going to destroy your liver in no time. Proper use of amphetamines is actually safer than high doses of caffeine and weird ass concoctions. Good luck though.


 No.265955

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>>265949

Hmm, I wasn't aware of any particular issues that nicotine could potentially cause with the liver. 4 milligrams periodically into the gumline sounds harmless enough, as nicotine in itself hasn't been directly proven carcinogenic at all. Really, I have so little tolerance with the stuff that one piece of gum makes me feel like I've had several beers. It's damn strong.

Also has quite a number of strong cognitive benefits.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicotine#Enhancing_performance

Good luck with your own girl though my dude. One day we're all gonna have qt gas station gfs.


 No.265987

File: b59f3daa4c52b8b⋯.gif (1006.54 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1468783870539.gif)

maybe tomorrow i'll finally try picking up the qt McDonald's girl I've been eyeing for awhile. Maybe some synchronicity will happen and we'll all get gfs at the same time.


 No.265989

>>265987

Give her the McDick


 No.266014

Bunch of druggy losers in this thread. I know why you all don't have GFs you're broken human beings that can't function.


 No.266073

>>266014

>he hasn't smoked meth out of a broken lightbulb

Spotted the virgin


 No.266110

File: 821ff7cb5bb9cd3⋯.jpg (16.84 KB, 220x220, 1:1, 220px-Lil_Xan.jpg)

try xanax bud, just dont try and an hero like I did


 No.266120


 No.266177

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>go to gym at precise time

>get the pump, get a damn good workout in

>come out even more shredded than usual

>time it so I go into the gas station when she's normally there

>hoping the qt ginger is in there

>it's some fat old dude

>m-maybe her shift starts in a few mins

>hang around and talk to the fat dude for like 20 mins, he's a talker, enjoys conversation with random bald, muscular men in cat pajamas

>she never shows up, must be off today

Fuck


 No.266179


 No.266187

>>265987

w-we're all gonna meke it breh


 No.266202

I have a sexy blonde GF who loves to clean and cook for me and I don't care if you're jealous or don't believe me


 No.266401

File: f363f428a232ac3⋯.jpg (65.15 KB, 260x400, 13:20, 9c9aa0b94403906ba258994510….jpg)

Just talked to gas station grill again. It was just general, polite conversation for the most part but I think we're establishing rapport here.

One day.


 No.266411

>>266110

>don't OD

I TOLD YOU I WAS HARDCORE


 No.266483

>>265923

I haven't seen dis bitch since I made this thread lads, but I've been taking ephedrine + caffeine, and it's fairly effective. I notice I don't feel drunk even after 3 glasses of wine though, which is bad and means I shouldn't drink anymore. Be a druggy responsibly.


 No.266500

>>265923

>very obviously into me

"Hey Grill, how do I put my benis in your vagina?"


 No.266595

>>265923

Are you sure s/he doesn't have benis also? Check before procedding.

"Hey girl, you got a pink palace of love or just another meat and 2 veg?"


 No.266597

>>266177

>>hang around and talk to the fat dude for like 20 mins, he's a talker, enjoys conversation with random bald, muscular men in cat pajamas

You're gonna get raped in the cornhole. Or at least you can call it rape later when you regret it.


 No.266727

talk about normal stuff for like 15 minutes then get her phone number and then later that same night start texting sex stuff for about 15 minutes and then tell her to meet you and then as soon as you are alone together just kiss her right away and escalate quickly to sex. If a girl wants to have sex with you then she will be willing to do it almost right away


 No.266987

>>266727

a true virgin fantasy




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