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hi mom

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 No.3472[Reply]

I had thought about getting an escort in the US. But with all the scams and stings, its just too shady for a beta like me. I knew the option of going to Amsterdam existed, but it never seemed worth it to go all the way to Europe just to fuck.

But these FKK clubs in Germany. They are like a taste of heaven on earth. Its like your own personal harem of 9/10 blonde models. You pay $90 Euros and you can just hang out with naked girls all day and fuck as many as you want.

I haven't traveled much, so I'd like a fellow Robot to join me on this quest.

 No.3473

uhh… dgn?


 No.3474

ive read about FKK clubs and went to germany last year, and was actually going to go to one because, as you said, it sounded based… but then i remembered i cant speak german and didnt want to get taken advantage of, so i didnt go… but i also went to spain and, after reading some reviews/getting drunk i went to see a few

coincidentially, im actually going to germany again today for like a week (when are you going?) - but i doubt i'll get dat kraut poon this time tho, because im traveling with a grill

but yeah, otherwise would've been cool, bruh




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 No.3464[Reply]

http://engl210-deykute.wikispaces.umb.edu/file/view/omelas.pdf

good read, for when you have time (short, 4 pages)

 No.3467

hello, fellow circleboard user!


 No.3468

>>3467

hello


 No.3469

>>3467

we are all circleboard users


 No.3470

>>3469

cool


 No.3471

File: 1458249615017.jpg (61.63 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 1457981367683.jpg)




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 No.3465[Reply]

tf when no big booty hoe

 No.3466

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 No.3439[Reply]

Britney Spears - Baby One More Time

Oh, baby, baby

Oh, baby, baby

Oh, baby, baby

How was I supposed to know

That something wasn't right here?

Oh, baby, baby

I shouldn't have let you go

And now you're out of sight, yeah

Show me how you want it to be

Tell me, baby,

'Cause I need to know now, oh, because…

[Chorus:]

My loneliness is killing me (and I)

I must confess, I still believe (still believe)

When I'm not with you I lose my mind

Give me a sign

Hit me, baby, one more time

Oh, baby, baby

The reason I breathe is you

Boy, you got me blinded

Oh, baby, baby

There's nothing that I wouldn't do

It's not the way I planned it

Show me how you want it to be

Tell me, baby,

'Cause I need to know now, oh, because…

[Chorus]

Oh, baby, baby

Oh, baby, baby

Ah, yeah, yeah

Oh, baby, baby

How was I supposed to know?

Oh, pretty, baby

I shouldn't have let you go

I must confess

That my loneliness

Is killing me now

Don't you know I still believe

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 No.3440

Oh, OP, OP

Oh, OP, OP

Oh, OP, OP

How was I supposed to know

That someone wasn't straight here?

Oh, OP, OP

I shouldn't have let you post

All of your faggotry, yeah

Sage'd all your gay faggotry

Faggot OP,

'Cause you are a faggot, oh, because…

[Chorus:]

Your faggotry is killing me (and I)

I must confess, I will sage (will sage)

When you start posting I lose my mind

You are a fag

Hit the sage one more time

Oh, OP, OP

The reason you breathe is cock

Cum has got you blinded

Oh, OP, OP

There's no cock that you wouldn't suck

You're such a fag, goddamn it

Show me your blown out boipu55y

Show me, OP,

'Cause I need to lol now, oh, because…

[Chorus]

Oh, OP, OP

Oh, OP, OP

Ah, yeah, yeah

Oh, OP, OP

How was I supposed to know?

Oh, faggy OP

I shouldn't have let you post

I must confess

That your faggotry

Is killing me now

Don't you know I will sage

Whenever you post

That gay faggotry

Hit the sage one more time

[Chorus]

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 No.3463

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Aerosmith - Fallen Angels

There's a candle burning in the world tonight

For another child who vanished out of sight

And a heart is broken, another prayer in vain

There's a million tears that fill a sea of pain

Sometimes I stare out my window

My thoughts all drift into space

Sometimes I wonder if there's a better place

(Tell me)

Where do fallen angels go

I just don't know

Where do fallen angels go

They keep falling

Now the times is frightening

Can't ignore the facts

There's so many people

Just slippin' through the cracks

So many ashes are scattered

So many rivers run dry

Sometimes your Heaven is Hell and you don't know why

(So listen)

Where do fallen angels go

I just don't know

Where do fallen angels go

They keep falling, falling, falling…

Can you hear me

Can you hear me

Somewhere out there there's a shining light

And I got to be with you tonight

And with all we're nowhere

We still pay the price

Yeah the Devil seems to get his way

In downtown paradise

Where do fallen angels go

I just don't know

Where do fallen angels go

They keep falling, falling, falling…

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 No.3450[Reply]

>check ex gfs tumblr

>see as109's art

le grimacing man . jpg

 No.3458

wtf are you talking about


 No.3459

um… gay


 No.3460

>>3458

Just search him over Gelbooru


 No.3462

>>3450

thats hot tho

so is olga of kiev tbh




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 No.3396[Reply]

Happenned a while back but funny ish story, better than anything on the front page ( I HOPE)

>Bachelor party because as you all know Im getting married

>3 different autistic friends organizing it

>Each one has a different idea

>Friend A wants to do a poker night at his house (boy that sounds like fun)

>Friend B wants to play the bagpipes for me all night and then hire a dj and go to some house on main street where he has "Cred"

>Friend C wants to rent a hotel room and get dancers (I didnt know any of this as I wanted to keep it a secret until the end so my fiancee couldnt ask if there would be strippers and I could be innocent)

>End up going with a combo meal Hotel room, Poker to start and dj to close it

>8 of us in a hotel room and these hoes show up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8d42r3JlbU

>Now Im following them on Snapchat so thats cool

>They set up start dancing around the room

>The tattoed one smells so badly of shit the whole room stinks

>She says to put some money on my nose and lie down

>"OK"

>She squats and picks it up with her asscheeks

>Im scared I got shit everywhere on my face

>Friend C starts copying all of their moves and hes a dirty east indian so hes really creeping them out, he starts to fake hump the smaller one

>They dance and leave I think friend C spent like 600$ for them (Way to much)

>Cont

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 No.3400

also, what the fuck is up with that "hoverboard" video and why get those grills


 No.3401

>>3399

Because in the movies they torture people by burning cigars into their arms and I wanted to know if it was really that bad, and it wasn't I could literally take like a 100 cigars bring extinguished in a row not even trying to be edgy.

They left after the strippers did they didn't leave with them, they were just drunk it was like 9 pm

I been with her for almost 4 years you fall into a groove and you just want to spend the rest of your life with her. Also she's got very good morals and I don't ever have to worry about her. She's just fucking tsundere as fuck, like awfully tsundere without Baka this and Baka that ofc

I didn't kick his ass, I haven't seen him since then,

I'm over it I just hope he won't do it again

And my proposal was awful it was at the weir and I blurted out some word salad after I pulled the ring out of my underwear where I had been hiding it, she gets really mad whenever she sees a proposal on Facebook or something because I was literally 300% autistic, and there ring didn't even fit

Her finger


 No.3456

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late August

>take bart to berkeley looking for shrooms

>settle for acid from random homeless adult street kids

>go to best friends house, lives near my ex

>shes been calling me with 2 new guys shes fucking to have him talk shit to me

i beat ones ass months later

>hes a schizo and hes in a mood, so instead of taking with him i get deep in a trip

>get naked, his dad sees me

>hop the fence from his backyard and run in the neighborhood naked

>run up to a girl optimistically and she looks at me like shes disgusted so i continue to ex's

>see cops, run run run

>they tackle me on her driveway

>spend the night in a psych ward

>her mom had a doorcam and she shows ppl the video


 No.3457

>>3456

>take bart to berkeley looking for shrooms

lol


 No.3461

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>>3396

Good God OP

I laughed and cringe, are you happily maried now?

Also please post on forechan.org instead of this place, it's the new 4chon.




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 No.3356[Reply]

>went out grocery shopping today for steaks

>qt 3.14 semen demon eyeballing muh crotch lewdly

>she 'mirin me

>want to ask for her phone # but she was with her mom

JUST

 No.3357

ask her moms # instead

win/win


 No.3363

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>>3356

oh no a girl was looking adoringly at me but I didnt get her number whatever shall i do

end yourself normalslime


 No.3365

bost benis


 No.3433

>>3356

#momcukt


 No.3455

do you watch rsd or something

I remember oldchon posted them years ago




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 No.3417[Reply]

This board is dead af, you lot better be at forechan or I'll be pretty sad tbh

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 No.3432

>computer broke down

>turn up old laptop

>4chon in bookmarks

tbh i still had it even on the newer computer but seeing it in this one on the old spot made me nostalgic


 No.3434


 No.3435

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>>3417

gipetto, is that you?

>>3432

right

in

the

feels


 No.3453

I posted a moot sticker on r9k weeks ago and no one responded

I don't browse r9k there

>>3424

can't make any promises but I guess im here 2. i have nothing better to do


 No.3454

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>>3453

and by that I mean these obviously

im going to make a fortune off of them in 10 years




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 No.3237[Reply]

gonna stop being autistic and fug a ton of 7+/10 18 yr old grills next year

am i gonna make it?

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 No.3443

update: no grills have been fugged so far


 No.3444

>>3443

way to let us down, fam


 No.3445

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>>3443

You haven't lost yet. I failed no fap 2016 forever last month.


 No.3451

>>3445

i failed on january the 2nd


 No.3452

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yee yee

I got kicked out and lost it to a girl that let me live with her. after that I fucked a fat chick I met by groping her on transit

abt to fuck an extreme butterface I met on whisper I guess next week. whisper just banned me after 3 days lol, I need a new phone anyway

>>3242

I read plenty breh - reading a book and listening to an audiobook today, blogs on entrepreneurship, books hours of talks on business and investing - that's all I do and it gets me no closer to getting me laid

going out consistently, using dating apps as a part time job and making friends is what gets you laid




 No.3446[Reply]

cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion between supposed lovers/brothers

 No.3448

ok


 No.3449

ok




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 No.1163[Reply]

porn thread sticky bcus fuck u

link the last vid u fapped to ITT

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 No.3395


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 No.3442


 No.3447




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 No.3441[Reply]

This board is Abkhazian clay.



 No.3436[Reply]

tits

 No.3437

butts


 No.3438

amazing threda




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 No.3422[Reply]

http://per.vyrd.net/of/utv.pdf

Thinking about making one for lll

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 No.3426


 No.3427

>>3425

>>3426

just some tripfag some guy became obsessed with


 No.3429

>>3427

but that pic is stupid without the context

if he made over 9000 threads, why didnt they screencap the catalog or something.. a single post by itself without no explanation isnt "epic".


 No.3430

>>3429

on the macro there's a big fat bold link to the archive he created u mong


 No.3431

what a sperglord




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 No.3393[Reply]

kill me

 No.3394

*kills you


 No.3411

>>3394

thanks


 No.3416

File: 1453599179564.jpg (37.87 KB, 720x720, 1:1, brendan smile.jpg)

best 4chon thread i've seen in a long while

kudos




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