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Anonymous 01/23/16 (Sat) 10:22:11 No.3414 [Reply]

we ded nao

01/23/16 (Sat) 14:04:45 No.3415

rip

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Anonymous 01/14/16 (Thu) 06:02:01 No.3378 [Reply]

>got in a street fight today

>arm hurts badly so i am not able to fap rn

Anonymous 01/14/16 (Thu) 08:40:10 No.3379

How did it happen

Average Bros!UmiRIny1fw 01/16/16 (Sat) 19:28:48 No.3384

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>gets in street fight

>doesnt tell any of the details

>lets us know he cant fap

This is /r9k/

01/16/16 (Sat) 20:36:29 No.3386

>>3384

rolf

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Anonymous 01/23/16 (Sat) 04:50:08 No.3412

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get your mom to fap for you

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Soooo... nofapguy!wno6P3XZG2 12/31/15 (Thu) 14:48:59 No.3253 [Reply]

just for old time's sake like

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Anonymous 01/06/16 (Wed) 07:47:50 No.3350

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Did you fap yet?

I'm still going strong, just trying to keep myself distracted whenever I want to fap.

Anonymous 01/06/16 (Wed) 22:56:54 No.3353

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>>3350

>not fapping on the second day of january

>not just getting it over with

*tip*

Anonymous 01/21/16 (Thu) 18:57:47 No.3408

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>>3350

Update: got really drunk last night. Last thing I remember was being covered in puke and thorns. Before that I remember trying to game a waitress, forever hard dude

01/21/16 (Thu) 19:00:37 No.3409

>>3408

why thorns?

Anonymous 01/21/16 (Thu) 23:03:19 No.3410

>>3409

I fell into a bush in a canal, left that part out

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Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 05:53:05 No.3327 [Reply]

get laid u losers rofl

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Anonymous 01/11/16 (Mon) 20:46:55 No.3367

>>3366

kek

Don't do drugs kids

Anonymous 01/14/16 (Thu) 03:42:53 No.3377

I'M ABOUT TO LAY YOU OUT BROTHER OH YEAH DOWN BEFORE JESUS CHRISTOS HIMSELF LITTLE MAN AND ME AND THE BIG MAN ARE GONNA POP US A BAG OF FRITOS AND CHEETOS AND HUCK IT UP AT YOUR PATHETIC, SQUIRMING BODY. THEN WE'RE GONNA SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM AND ASCEND INTO THE MULTIVERSE OH YEAH AND WE'RE GOING TO RISE ABOVE OH YEAH AND WE'RE GONNA BE THE BIGGEST, THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKERS KNOWN TO ALL DIMENSIONS OH YEAAAAHHHHH

Anonymous 01/17/16 (Sun) 10:13:09 No.3392

>>3366

thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous 01/21/16 (Thu) 06:25:12 No.3405

get lost u layer rofl

Anonymous 01/21/16 (Thu) 07:19:16 No.3406

>>3405

lolol call the burn werd

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12/23/15 (Wed) 18:40:54 No.3196 [Reply]

merry christmas

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Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 05:48:38 No.3325

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a grill once told me that she likes homestuck and i dumped her on the spot

01/04/16 (Mon) 13:28:43 No.3332

isnt homestuck tumblr crappe?

Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 23:57:00 No.3341

>>3249

There are 12 days of Christmas you heathen scum

Anonymous 01/14/16 (Thu) 03:31:39 No.3375

>>3325

KEEP ROCKING IN THE US OF A BROTHER

AND DON'T EVER LET THEM FORGET WHAT IT MEANS

TO BE FREE

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 19:59:46 No.3402

>>3325

Went to highschool with some weirdos who would always cosplay that shit, they were referred to as the horn people

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Anonymous 01/16/16 (Sat) 18:49:40 No.3383 [Reply]

when was the last time u went on a date

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Anonymous 01/16/16 (Sat) 22:58:07 No.3388

Sasha Grey has an IQ way above the level of genius

Anonymous 01/17/16 (Sun) 00:30:09 No.3389

Sasha Grey has an IQ way above the level of genius. For entertainment, she watches the films of Fassbinder, Herzog, Truffaut, Godard, Bertolucci, Mallick amongst other even more obscure artists. She understands the hypocrisy of contemporary morality and has exploited it to become a millionaire.

Anonymous 01/17/16 (Sun) 01:12:03 No.3390

>>3389

You have every superhero film on bluray.

Anonymous 01/17/16 (Sun) 07:15:54 No.3391

My last official date was in the spring of 2011, my last awkward hangout with a fwb was in the fall of 2014.

Anonymous 01/18/16 (Mon) 23:46:58 No.3398

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>>3390

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Anonymous 01/15/16 (Fri) 22:03:27 No.3380 [Reply]

do u hate women

01/16/16 (Sat) 16:03:11 No.3381

no

i dont know if your video was related, i didnt watch it

Anonymous 01/16/16 (Sat) 16:03:59 No.3382

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>>3380

yeah p much

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Anonymous 12/24/14 (Wed) 12:39:28 No.1 [Reply]

tfw no gf

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Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 20:37:13 No.3337

tfw no bf

Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 21:03:35 No.3339

>>3337

fag

Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 23:55:53 No.3340

>>3339

die cis scum!

Anonymous 01/05/16 (Tue) 08:43:08 No.3346

>>3308

buy one from thailand

Anonymous 01/14/16 (Thu) 03:38:18 No.3376

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>>3308

FUCK THAT OLD HAG'S MONEY. REAL MEN MAKE THEIR OWN MONEY. DON'T LET THE BITCHES DRAG YOU DOWN. WHOEVER SAID "'TIS BETTER TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST THAN TO HAVE NEVER LOVED AT ALL" WAS SOME FUCKING POORASS NERD. DON'T LET SOMEONE ELSE DEFINE HAPPINESS FOR YOU. YOU FUCK THE WORLD UP THE ASS AND WHISPER INTO IT'S EAR "THIS IS MY HAPPINESS NOW, BITCH"

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synch tube room Anonymous 04/18/15 (Sat) 19:00:00 No.1113 [Reply]

Mumu is still dead so come to the OFFICIAL SYNCHTUBE ROOM OF /4chonr9k/
http://www.taima.tv/r/r9kcore

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Anonymous 12/21/15 (Mon) 04:25:10 No.3148

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I'm drinking, get to the room now!

Anonymous 12/28/15 (Mon) 18:37:30 No.3232

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AYY get to the room, gang.

Anonymous 01/05/16 (Tue) 01:45:58 No.3344

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go to the room, please.

Anonymous 01/06/16 (Wed) 23:12:23 No.3354

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ay, get to the room, fam, tbh imo

Anonymous 01/14/16 (Thu) 03:21:21 No.3374

dude you know that i'd love to but i got my bandwidth throttled to 12 Kb/s so that i'd stop dicking around on the internets so much

Anonymous 01/11/16 (Mon) 02:46:53 No.3359 [Reply]

Give me some tips on breaking up with my gf

01/11/16 (Mon) 03:50:49 No.3360

why are you braking up?

also, send her an email. that way you can both react separately to it

Anonymous 01/11/16 (Mon) 04:51:27 No.3362

roast dat hoe 😈😈😈

Anonymous 01/11/16 (Mon) 20:06:51 No.3364

Tell her in person, no one deserves an electronic break up. Be gentle, don't try to criticise her or whatever, and avoid stupid cliches like 'its not u its me lol' etc

Anonymous 01/12/16 (Tue) 11:25:46 No.3372

poop in her mailbox

Anonymous 01/13/16 (Wed) 10:05:44 No.3373

Make sure to cut holes in the bags otherwise the water doesn't wash away DNA

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François 12/22/15 (Tue) 03:06:52 No.3165 [Reply]

>tfw spending Christmas alone in a cheap hotel

Hold me fam

12/22/15 (Tue) 03:10:00 No.3169

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s' okay fam

just get drunk and shitpost hard

luckily im home for the holidays this year, but last year i was away bcuz work

Anonymous 01/11/16 (Mon) 01:55:39 No.3358

I had that yesterday morning/lunch. It was delicious. Yes I know that feel though of being alone, but nothing a bottle of wine cant wash out.

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Anonymous 10/13/15 (Tue) 22:27:40 No.2564 [Reply]

Dead board ayy lemow

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Anonymous 01/03/16 (Sun) 03:35:36 No.3302

WELL THEN NEGATIVE NELLY HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE YOURSELF AND THAT ATTITUDE ELSEWHERE NOW HUH?

Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 05:49:49 No.3326

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>this thread isn't about merzbow

01/04/16 (Mon) 13:26:26 No.3330

>>3326

>this thread isnt about frasier

Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 13:35:53 No.3333

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>>3330

tfw

Anonymous 01/10/16 (Sun) 04:28:19 No.3355

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>>3326

I like merzbow but only have 4 of his albums:

1930

pulse demon

amlux

merzbeat

what other albums of his would you recommend?

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Anonymous 12/05/15 (Sat) 19:27:39 No.2976 [Reply]

is the increasing popularity of the insult "cuck" on imageboards over the last few years indicative of the collective psychological projection of the average imageboard user? after all, the userbase of these websites is overwhelmingly neckbeard basement-dwellers who have been metaphorically "cucked" by modern society. so whenever you call someone a cuck on the internet, you are subliminally telling them that you are a lonely virgin who can't interact with women.

just some random thoughts

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Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 20:59:41 No.3338

>>3336

>Average Bros aka Verbose Prose

>literary antics

You wish you fucking faggot

Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 23:58:40 No.3342

>>3338

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Anonymous 01/05/16 (Tue) 01:32:59 No.3343

>>3342

but he's gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

Anonymous 01/05/16 (Tue) 06:10:55 No.3345

>>3342

It's 2016, fambo! No one will be left alone!

No one!

Average Bros!UmiRIny1fw 01/06/16 (Wed) 06:29:18 No.3349

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>>3338

I was just misunderstood. Like Bill Cosby.

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VR Anonymous 12/23/15 (Wed) 03:53:32 No.3190 [Reply]

are you hyped for when realities are all augmented?

Anonymous 12/23/15 (Wed) 04:07:09 No.3191

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i'm-a let u in on a lil secret

reality is already augmented

Anonymous 01/02/16 (Sat) 01:43:49 No.3289

>>3191

proofs?

Anonymous 01/06/16 (Wed) 04:02:56 No.3347

>>3289

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N,N-Dimethyltryptamine

Anonymous 01/06/16 (Wed) 06:28:11 No.3348

>>3347

these proofs prove nothing!

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fust 12/22/15 (Tue) 01:49:04 No.3158 [Reply]

45 minutes till I snort this fat stamp of dank afghan #4.

I picked it up early this afternoon and have postponed having it a solid 6 hours now. Delayed gratification up in this bitch

This song is what I'm gonna listen to when I nod off - the most innocent sounding girl spitting rhymes over a dope beat.

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01/01/16 (Fri) 15:00:55 No.3282

>>3281

daym, shawty b fine

Anonymous 01/01/16 (Fri) 16:17:05 No.3283

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>>3282

agree tbh

Anonymous 01/01/16 (Fri) 23:39:59 No.3285

Fusty is alright. Why can't a man enjoy a little heroin once in a while? If he's not doing it with such frequency that he get bad withdrawals, I don't see the problem.

Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 13:40:45 No.3334

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>>3285

I think probably because enjoying it once in a while becomes enjoying it more and more frequently

as proven by the fusty shitpost saga it turns you into a whinging nut

Anonymous 01/04/16 (Mon) 14:15:23 No.3335

>>3285

>>3334

A wise man once said of heroin, "I used to do a little but a little didn't do it. So the little got more and more."