Catalog (/4chonr9k/)

Any robots want to go on a sex tour of Germany with me?

I had thought about getting an escort in the US. But with all the scams and stings, its just too shady for a beta like me. I knew the option of going to Amsterdam existed, but it never seemed worth it to go all the way to Europe just to fuck.

But these FKK clubs in Germany. They are like a taste of heaven on earth. Its like your own personal harem of 9/10 blonde models. You pay $90 Euros and you can just hang out with naked girls all day and fuck as many as you want.

I haven't traveled much, so I'd like a fellow Robot to join me on this quest.

http://engl210-deykute.wikispaces.umb.edu/file/view/omelas.pdf

good read, for when you have time (short, 4 pages)

(iktfb)

tf when no big booty hoe

~ /r9k/ Classics ~

Britney Spears - Baby One More Time

Oh, baby, baby

Oh, baby, baby

Oh, baby, baby

How was I supposed to know

That something wasn't right here?

Oh, baby, baby

I shouldn't have let you go

And now you're out of sight, yeah

Show me how you want it to be

Tell me, baby,

'Cause I need to know now, oh, because…

[Chorus:]

My loneliness is killing me (and I)

I must confess, I still believe (still believe)

When I'm not with you I lose my mind

Give me a sign

Hit me, baby, one more time

Oh, baby, baby

The reason I breathe is you

Boy, you got me blinded

Oh, baby, baby

There's nothing that I wouldn't do

It's not the way I planned it

Show me how you want it to be

Tell me, baby,

'Cause I need to know now, oh, because…

[Chorus]

Oh, baby, baby

Oh, baby, baby

Ah, yeah, yeah

Oh, baby, baby

How was I supposed to know?

Oh, pretty, baby

I shouldn't have let you go

I must confess

That my loneliness

Is killing me now

Don't you know I still believe

That you will be here

And give me a sign

Hit me, baby, one more time

[Chorus]

I must confess that my loneliness

Is killing me now

Don't you know I still believe

That you will be here

And give me a sign

Hit me, baby, one more time

>check ex gfs tumblr

>see as109's art

le grimacing man . jpg

Happenned a while back but funny ish story, better than anything on the front page ( I HOPE)

>Bachelor party because as you all know Im getting married

>3 different autistic friends organizing it

>Each one has a different idea

>Friend A wants to do a poker night at his house (boy that sounds like fun)

>Friend B wants to play the bagpipes for me all night and then hire a dj and go to some house on main street where he has "Cred"

>Friend C wants to rent a hotel room and get dancers (I didnt know any of this as I wanted to keep it a secret until the end so my fiancee couldnt ask if there would be strippers and I could be innocent)

>End up going with a combo meal Hotel room, Poker to start and dj to close it

>8 of us in a hotel room and these hoes show up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8d42r3JlbU

>Now Im following them on Snapchat so thats cool

>They set up start dancing around the room

>The tattoed one smells so badly of shit the whole room stinks

>She says to put some money on my nose and lie down

>"OK"

>She squats and picks it up with her asscheeks

>Im scared I got shit everywhere on my face

>Friend C starts copying all of their moves and hes a dirty east indian so hes really creeping them out, he starts to fake hump the smaller one

>They dance and leave I think friend C spent like 600$ for them (Way to much)

>Cont

>went out grocery shopping today for steaks

>qt 3.14 semen demon eyeballing muh crotch lewdly

>she 'mirin me

>want to ask for her phone # but she was with her mom

JUST

This board is dead af, you lot better be at forechan or I'll be pretty sad tbh

#yolo -- 4chon and chill

gonna stop being autistic and fug a ton of 7+/10 18 yr old grills next year

am i gonna make it?

cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion between supposed lovers/brothers

Porn Thread

porn thread sticky bcus fuck u

link the last vid u fapped to ITT

This board is Abkhazian clay.

tits

anon obsessed with /sp/ tripfag does, er, this...

http://per.vyrd.net/of/utv.pdf

Thinking about making one for lll

kill me

we ded nao

>got in a street fight today

>arm hurts badly so i am not able to fap rn

Soooo...

just for old time's sake like

get laid u losers rofl

merry christmas

when was the last time u went on a date

do u hate women

synch tube room

Give me some tips on breaking up with my gf

>tfw spending Christmas alone in a cheap hotel

Hold me fam

Dead board ayy lemow

is the increasing popularity of the insult "cuck" on imageboards over the last few years indicative of the collective psychological projection of the average imageboard user? after all, the userbase of these websites is overwhelmingly neckbeard basement-dwellers who have been metaphorically "cucked" by modern society. so whenever you call someone a cuck on the internet, you are subliminally telling them that you are a lonely virgin who can't interact with women.

just some random thoughts

VR

are you hyped for when realities are all augmented?

45 minutes till I snort this fat stamp of dank afghan #4.

I picked it up early this afternoon and have postponed having it a solid 6 hours now. Delayed gratification up in this bitch

This song is what I'm gonna listen to when I nod off - the most innocent sounding girl spitting rhymes over a dope beat.

which 1

>den kjensla når ingen jentevenn

happy 3016

Are any of the other 8ch boards worth looking at. I know that a lot of them are pedo boards, but do you visit any of the other ones? Any boards of note? I like this board, but it's basically dead at this point. I think I visited the /mu/ board here and it was alright, but very slow.

high test thread

>4chon.net

wtf fam?

h

h

.

rip christfag

>pull down her pants

>see this

>tfw no gf to snuggle up with on the couch wearing matching slippers and buy presents and go on holidays with

;_;

time to get my life back on track

all the boy on the block knocks at ma door

I am the recepe

what are you guys doing for christmas?

when was the last time u had a gf

guys, in case this site goes down, some dude from 4chon made

http://www.forechan.org

which could serve as backup board, or be the place for a possible migration

my life is so boring

>Tfw you don't know what you want

r8 my style

the hat is optional

whenever i go outside i am reminded (yet again) of the need for me to be reclusive

People always complain about christmas songs being played everywhere near christmas but I enjoy them. Same with all those films that are played on television near christmas, I get very emotional and nostalgic. Probably reminds me of childhood when life was good and christmas time was special.

i have no hobbies. on the weekends i just wish i was at work again. am i becoming a normie?

>fapping to imageset

>this is included right a the end

>boner kill

whyyyyyy

day ruined

>go on bruv, give em a suck

h fam

hru?

FEEL

>tfw otherwise hairy bastard, but can't grow a beard

>tfw turning 25 the coming spring, but I've accomplished jack shit compared to other folks my age

>tfw only male in class, but still no gf (or hope of ever obtaining gf)

is having a gf worth it?

mfw my therapist asks me about racial issues

>tfw you realize you are jesus

>tfw you realize the true spiritual nature of reality and how small-minded fedora tippers really are

Would you rather live in boner village or rape village? Serious question.

>doing a wee after holding it in for a long time

the future is coming fams… brace yourselves

They made a documentary on the users of r9k, its p good we all super stars on A&E now…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7zIJAPFgOM

Im obv the cool one, and everyone else is the downs ones

3000 GET

>"this place sucks, anon.. wanna come over to my place and listen some music?"

Is it even possible to love a non-virgin?

Am i always going to hate girls?

hnnng

~ /r9k/ Classics ~

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl

Uh huh, this my shit

All the girls stomp your feet like this

A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just gonna happen like that

'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl

I ain't no hollaback girl [2x]

Oh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

I heard that you were talking shit

And you didn't think that I would hear it

People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack

Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out

That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just gonna happen like that

'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl

I ain't no hollaback girl [2x]

Oh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers

No principals,no student-teachers

Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one

So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all

Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you

That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust

A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just gonna happen like that

'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl

I ain't no hollaback girl [2x]

Oh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

Let me hear you say this shit is bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

(This shit is bananas)

(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

Again

This shit is bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

(This shit is bananas)

(B-A-N-A-N-A-S)

A few times I've been around that track

So it's not just gonna happen like that

'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl

I ain't no hollaback girl [2x]

Oh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

holy shit

i feel like my life has become trying to find things to do in between jerking off

guyss shaved my head for the first time and now I can smell something weird like I never smelled it before, am I gonna die??

weeaboo in japan

Why haven't you anhero yet?

>search up helium tanks

>only $53.99

>remember the devastation my parents would have and stop

>wait for pham to die

>Not coming anytime soon

>repeat cycle

>fill out shipping information more and more each time

I need someone to knock me out and place my head on some railroads tracks.

ooowoowoo :3

f

Can you access the 4chon ?

I can't. Fucking buggy shitty website.

fnjjneomrjnhglienteigln(ueitjkngek,thfksjnger,tsjkgkdn,ukfrjslhfjui(rtejlhgn,vtrjsklnfgeusfjlghn,trjfsng,jkfgn,fjsdlgn,ertjlsdknf,rjeskd

I went to the cinema last night.

I hadnt been in years.

I had actually forgotten that they actually play the movie in like a giant screen the size of the wall. Was pretty crazy.

kill me

my life keeps getting worse

Maybe we should invent a new meme to bring some life here

Goodbye you guys

I hereby quit the chans forever. I've said this before in another thread but this time it's legit. I'm only stating it because I need to make it 'official' somehow; need a 'farewell' of sorts for somebody to read. There's nothing left for me here anymore and it's time to move on. I won't even be checking the replies to this thread. Once I click the 'x' that's it. All the best!

looks like a dude dancing with a boner

biggest mistake of my life

>qt 3.14 grill that wanted to go on a date with me is leaving the area

>that tfw you had your chance but you f`cked it up

>go to public

>see a qt grill

>day ruined

I have this drug naltrexone prescribed to me that makes booze not feel good

i took it this morning to stop myself from drinking, yet here I am drinking anyways. And it doesn't feel good either! It feels like nothing, i may as well be sober. No euphoria.

Oh well. I only figured this out yesterday and i had booze leftover from yesterday. If i take it I doubt I will go out and actually buy booze, so that may be effective.

https://imgur.com/a/Qkdwl

hahahaha!

i love to do jobbies in the dark, it feels so cozy and sneaky

itt good feels

we should get sekrit 4chon rings, so if u meat a 4chon irl u wud no hes sekrit 4chon og rite

https://youtu.be/0sKcCPDYzLY

I can't afford a therapist so 4chon is all I got

i herd lll did the france 911

Art Thread

Do you guys make drawings? I made this insect guy today. Post your art in this thread.

if ya die tonight ya die tonight

momma might cry tonight if she find you high off the dynamite

but to you its just noda friday night

got a nigga for the car tonight

with the bible right beside that pile a white

thats what this life is like

NOW DO YOU LOVE YOUR LIFE?

peehab

They tried to make me go to peehab

I said, "no, no, no"

Yes, I been black

But when I come back, you'll know, know, know

I ain't got the time

And if my daddy thinks I'm fine

He's tried to make me go to peehab

I won't go, go, go

Ur mom seems to be functioning properly last night

I wanted to eat a double mushroom and swiss burger from hardees but I waited too long and now they're closed.

I have cooked food at home in the fridge but I don't wanna eat any of it.

AYY

I am drunk, here is new meme

>walk past

>she doesn't even look at you

What's happening to 8ch.net/4chon ? I can't access it.

test

I ASK AGAIN: IF 4chon.net/r9k WAS SO GOOD, HOW COME EVERYBODY LEFT?

What say you fams;

asr OR bsr??

can be either la la or clairebug but be wary young warrior if ye should choose one bsr, you must fight the other at their full power (rule: lola is not permitted to phase into the fourth dimension during combat)

the hardest button to button

the hardest button to button

*slap*

lets get some keks in here brahs

Come and post on /whb/ if you hate women and normies.

https://8ch.net/whb/catalog.html

I'm pretty drunk right now, gang. tbh ayy lemow deal with it. You may say this is a gay thread but what thread on the front page isn't a gay waste of time, comrade?

>talking to qt grill

>she asks me to date her friends

did i just get friendzoned? cucked?

what is it about imageboards that attracts autistic people?

lll is ghey

pic related its his trial lolo

:(

HAOLLOWENNE STICKIT""

>Tfw the best part of my day is going to bed

Eurasian guy has his White dad call him the ugliest race

ook how asian looking this Eurasian guy is, and this is what his White dad has to say about Asian men:

What could be worse than being an Asian woman in Asia and having to surrender your mystical Oriental hotness to Asian men? In no other race — white, black, Hispanic — are the women so much better-looking than the men.

Now you might say: What about Indian or Middle Eastern men? Aren’t they uglier than Asian men?

Possibly — but my point is that their women are incredibly ugly as well, so it’s a good match.

My wife’s cousin, also an Asian girl, agrees with my theory, but adds something I hadn’t thought of: Asian guys are boring, she says, because they’re all the same. They all have the same story, same parents, same college major (engineering or business), same, same, same . . .

http://eppsnet.com/2007/01/why-asian-girls-like-white-guys-ii/

Funny he makes fun of Asians for just being boring STEM nerds. But then he tells his Hapa son to choose money over women.

http://eppsnet.com/2009/09/love-and-money/

http://eppsnet.com/tag/photos/

http://eppsnet.com/2006/10/what-id-say-to-my-son-in-my-angriest-moment/

~ /r9k/ Classics ~

The Sons - Too Much of a Good Thing

There's a chill in the air comin' off the river tonight,

Sure am glad I chose my sweater,

Walk alone, I walk alone tonight,

Yeah, I've felt better.

But I know, in my heart,

One car in an alley is better than a vacant lot,

And you'll see, on my face,

Lines on a young man can find their place.

Baby, I have left so much behind,

Until I passed the same place twice

Now I see just what ya done to me,

Too much of a good thing.

Can you hold the line,

another call's comin' in,

Might be the one I just got over,

Back and forth and up again,

For just a wrong number.

But to scream a good cry,

Could leave me naked in some stranger's eyes,

So I'll whisper, a little cry,

Hope this memory'll soon pass by. Ooh.

Baby, I got feelin's old and strong,

I did not think they'll last this long,

Tell me why your light keeps turnin' on,

I say too much of a good thing.

Too much of a good thing.

A lonely voice finds little demand,

it turns too shy and afraid to make a stand.

For one last time can't you listen to me,

Baby don't let me go silently

You're too much, you're too much.

You're too much of a good thing,

You're too much of a good thing, too much

Much too, much too, much too, much too, much too, much too, much too much,

You're too much of a good thing.

Remember when we were the main users of r9k back on 4chan.. look at what it has become.. a cesspool of autists whining about "normies".. we were never that bad.. i mean.. we liked bitching, but we were reasonable (of course, there were a few disruprive anons, but they were frowned upon in the larger picture)

anyways, apparently some faggot 4channer shot up a school (yet again, 'murka)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3256735/Don-t-school-tomorrow-northwest-Disturbing-warning-message-appears-4Chan-night-shooting-Oregon-college.html

has anyone ever done couch surfing?

im tra elling soon and im considering it, but i think im just gonna go with one of those backpacker hostels where you share room with 5 other people

thoughts

What have you done to contribute to humanity today, arkanine?

hitler was a jew

How does one figure out what to do with his life?

Men are such pigs OMG! D:<

Does liking this movie make me a fag?

What's the faggiest movie you like?

are you asexual?

Rolled 44, 15, 4, 49, 6, 7, 70, 34, 12, 39, 4, 2, 13, 33 = 332 (14d88)

hai

which

Uh, guys. I've just realised that I REALLY don't like women. At all. I hate them by nature.

What do? Am I just being immature?

Like holy shit I fucking hate them. Their single redeeming quality is having a vagina.

Blazer's Diary

Sup guys whats the do,

>just finish uni

>Bachelor of Commerce

>GPA of 1.1

>ie terrible cos i didn't do any assignments for a year and failed

>tfw i now have to look for a job

>tfw i dont want to work

I dunno what the fuck should i do, i dont know what i want to do for work. But i dont know if it's not business/commerce related. Its confusing

what did you guys do after uni/how do i find a job?

almost 4 years without a friend

wbu fam

Weird Shit

in this thread I post about this weird thing:

apparently there's a meme game about kanye west called kanye quest. I haven't played it, but from what I've seen it plays kinda like the pokemon games (walking around, and battling enemies, etc..)

anyways, some dude found something very strange about the game, which lead to the discovery of.. a cult, maybe?

see it yourselves:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aetdKQZ3lpw

here's an article about it

http://kotaku.com/for-two-years-the-kanye-west-rpg-has-been-hiding-a-dis-1704673459

Jesus Christ. You guys ever fap to one of these kinda vids? This is so goddamn hot. Although it gives >tfw no gf quite profoundly.

is Bundy /4chonr9k/ approved?

NEW MEME ALERT

Here's a new meme I made that I assume will go viral.

mfw i fap and feel no regret afterwards

Guys, which is better for your health?

Frying eggs with vegetable oil, butter or sunflower seed margarine?

inside north korea pt. 1/3

http://youtu.be/24R8JObNNQ4

i was reading plebbit (i know, i know, but it's not like you guys are putting any effort into entertaining me tbh),

and i stumbled upon this AMA thread by a dude called DoubleDickDude - i assumed it was some sort of gay meme like double rainbow or some shit like that..

but it turns out it is a dude that literally has 2 weiners.. one right next to the other, and he is a sex freak, who obviously used his 2 dicks as a way to get laid (bitches were checkin his dubs nomsaynn - although it turns out men are bigger degenerates - oh yeah, the dude is bi so he fugged both men and women - he says some women walked away when they saw the double dragon, but men on the other hand were more into it…)

anyways, here's the thread:

https://redd.it/1u75hh

fams tbh

why arent you anorex yet?

>you will never suck on carly rae jepsen's feet through sweaty nylon tights

fams tbh

Important Subject: Be Sure to Read

I am the ghost of vincent van gogh and I will haunt you unless you pee in your own mouth some time in the next 5 days. Do it in the shower, nobody will know!

>headphone jack doesn't fit snugly

>can only hear through one ear unless it's in exactly the right spot

IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET IM BEING CONTROLLED BY THE NET

who /oowoowoos/ here?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lUAvF3MdfD

there will come a day when the piss of asian grills go undrinked, but it is not this day!

xDDDD

GAY BUTTZ GAY BUTTZ EVERYWHERE SO LET"S ALL HAVE A DRINK.

My kidneys hurt and my poop burns my ass. Am I finally dying?

iooh

she wants the dick, right bros?

what do you do on the internet?

i mostly just come here, and, as you can imagine lurking a dead board all day can get boring… but i dont know where else to go.. i started using reddit, but i only check it for a while, it gets boring as well

how about you guys? any recomendations? keep in mind i don't really play videogames, and i think youtube is boring, too..

i like listening music while im using the computer, but that's about it

http://www.4chan.org/news

FULL CIRCLE by moot - 9/21/15 @ 10:00AM EDT

Today I'm pleased to announce that Hiroyuki Nishimura, best known as the founder of 2channel, has taken my place as the owner of 4chan.

http://archive.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-06/mf_hiroyuki?currentPage=all

Hiroyuki is a pioneer in the world of anonymous communities, and can be thought of as the great-grandfather of 4chan. His creation of 2channel in 1999 sparked an era of anonymous-centric web culture in Japan that led to the creation of Futaba Channel, the site that inspired 4chan. None of us would be using 4chan today—or potentially any anonymous image board—if it weren't for him.

I met Hiroyuki in 2011 and we became fast friends, bonding over our shared passion for creating and managing online communities. He is one of few individuals with a deep understanding of what it means to provide a digital home for tens of millions of people for more than a decade. There is nobody more qualified than Hiroyuki to lead 4chan, and I can't think of a person better suited for the task.

4chan sits on the eve of two great milestones—its 2 billionth post and 12th birthday. It has been a great privilege to serve as 4chan's founder and steward for almost twelve years, and I can't wait to see what lays in store under Hiroyuki's experienced leadership.

–moot

Roll call niggas.

Pls report in with a different name just for the thread so we can count up what's left of the chon.

To aid discussion, how was your day? Tell me all about and leave out no small details.

just thought i'd make a thread. the low post rate saddens me.

a grill gave me her number the other day

should i text her

i dunno what i should say

>pic not related

So now that google apparently thinks 8chan is a cp den is it a bad idea to keep coming here?

>>>/4chon2/

This exists.

Wow. Just. Wow.

Petition to Change the Sticky

I think we should change the shitty porn sticky to something better. Most of the porn there isn't even HD quality and thus unjackable anyway. I think we should have a music reviewing sticky. You'd talk about the album you're listening to and maybe review it. Maybe link to a track from the album on youtube as well, so people could listen to a bit of it before they decide to BUY it. Also, no sharing links to ensure that we don't get shut down.

https://youtu.be/l9Njn4M4YHg

H-hey guiz

The game

xD

Another Hapa male virgin tries to massacre burgers

HIS IS FUCKING TRUE, personal anecdote incoming. We had one of these guys at my highscool. He was a somewhat autistic only child of an elderly lawyer and his trophy mailorder Chinese wife, the kind of kid who was never socialized properly at home and who, upon attempted integration into a teenage peer group, failed miserably, repeatedly. Every year his reputation as being the "weird kid" got worse and worse despite his seemingly having the best intentions, he was just so awkward and unable to "pass" in a normal conversation without reverting to cartoonish phrasing/intonation.

For the first few years (I went to the same school with him from 7th-12th grade) he was somewhat of a sympathetic figure to the crowd, despite his helicopter parents ruining the teaching experience for any teacher who dared to give him fair grades for his assignments. His father would phone administrators and complain if his son got anything less than A's and would debate the reasoning for his grades with the teachers specifically, this happened a bunch of times over the years and he eventually acquired a reputation for it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3091370/Recent-Berkeley-grad-waited-parking-lot-gun-manager-N-forced-work-fast-food-couldn-t-job-degree.html

i love you all

This is why I find everything else so boring and unstimulating. Literally addicted to information at a click + multitasking all the time. Brain constantly needs instant gratification.

Fuck even "normal folk" are kinda addicted to this shit. These days, most of the time you can't be sitting anywhere in a social setting without having people checking out their phones.

Don't really have any point to this, it's just an observation. What do you guys think?

So you guys think chemfag got vanned? Somehow I have a feeling that he did.

mhm

hi guys

rate my car key

that feel when crippling nostalgia

I can't help but have this horrible knot in my stomach that everything was better in the past and I don't want to be in this world, like someone who has been lifted up and forcibly moved from their cozy village where they felt at home.

I miss old video games and the way things used to look, and being young. I was used to that time, then i stagnated for years and now I'm here. What happened?

now we don't even have 4chon

I want to go back

I'm scared i'm going to end up an insane person who buys old CRT monitors and turns his bedroom into a capsule of the past refusing to leave it and dying when a house fire starts.

Feels Skype Group

SKYPE THREAD

Post your skype IDs, add fellow robots, make friends

Or

Join the /r9k/ group!

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Feeling those old suicidal pangs again. It's been a good while but wow I feel like shit.

Why is life worth living /r9k/? I don't think I'll ever be happy. The only reason I don't off myself is so my family doesn't self destruct after I'm gone. I well and truly wish I was dead.

Name one son of a White Dad and Chinese mom, who dates white girls

The Hapa issue is bullshit right? I'm making a mountain out of bs. I'm a big idiot.

Just prove me wrong.

Name with PROOF, just one son of a White Dad and Chinese mom who dates white girls, and you'll expose me as a retard. Come on just one. There are so many White guys with Chinese wives, surely one of them must have a decent son.

Elliot Rodger had a Chinese mom.

Come on r9k. You love hating on the Hapa issue so much. So prove we're idiots. Name ONE.

ur walking down a street at 3 am n u c dis guy wakking 2wardz u

wad do u do?

Do you think chan culture has affected you positively or negatively? Explain.

8====D

lol faggot

http://crx.sagepub.com/content/41/5/665

>"Our study suggests that the more heterosexual men, especially less educated heterosexual men, watch pornography, the more supportive they become of same-sex marriage," …

>"Pornography adopts an individualistic, nonjudgmental stance on all kinds of nontraditional sexual behaviors and same-sex marriage attitudes are strongly linked to attitudes about same-sex sex. If people think individuals should be able to decide for themselves whether to have same-sex sex, they will also think that individuals should be able to decide for themselves whether to get married to a partner of the same-sex."

>tfw aging

>I was going to date you, until I realized that you spend all your free time browsing that racist board located on a known pedophile website. Goodbye forever, anon!

How do you respond?

anyone have a method for talking to girls hmu

Boy trips in museum and punches hole through painting, or Anon Goes To The Museum

A 12-year-old Taiwanese boy lived out a slapstick nightmare at the weekend when he tripped at a museum and broke his fall with a painting, smashing a hole in it.

Exhibition organisers said the painting was a 350-year-old Paolo Porpora oil on canvas work called Flowers, valued at $1.5m.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/25/boy-trips-in-museum-and-punches-hole-through-million-dollar-painting

>the O in Ashley Madison is literally a wedding ring

https://archive.is/3G5YU

Ashley Madison hack: Cop commits suicide after he's exposed as member of infidelity website

>victims

https://archive.is/OTO5n

The Ashley Madison hack ruined my life

>The Ashley Madison hack is indeed ripping apart marriages.

> It's exposing affairs, confirming suspicions, and keeping cheaters up at night in cold sweats.

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

https://www.reddit.com/r/adultery/comments/3ebn29/i_single_gay_man_from_saudi_arabia_could_be/

>I AM ABOUT TO BE KILLED, TORTURED, OR EXILED. AND I DID NOTHING WRONG.

>The Daily Dot reports that "he is being flown to the U.S. to work with a team of immigration lawyers who specialized in LGBT refugees seeking asylum".

>Smiley

My god. It's quite profound how fucked up this kid is, no?

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/smiley-and-fringechan.4428/

that tfw no incestual schizovampiric sister

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>oh my god, what a perv!

The Condemned House in the Woods

According to the person who posted these pictures on the internet, he and his three friends went into the woods and decided to explore the condemned house which was not far from where the poster lived. The four broke into the condemned house and went through the scavenged junk stored inside. Kitchen was separated from the living room by a wall and when they opened the door, they saw the back of the chair with what appeared as someone sitting in it. It freaked them out so they ran out and called the cops.

The discovered decomposing body belonged to a man who didn’t like people and wanted to be left alone so he moved into the condemned house in the woods without telling any family or friends where he was. He kept a journal with brief notes about each day he spent in the condemned house. The notes included the temperature recorded on that given day, what he ate and what he was able to scavenge. Towards the end, his journal entries only contained notes such as “Sick, can’t eat” with the very last one being “too sick”.

The body was discovered about a year after the man’s death. Surprisingly, the body dried up so the decomposition stopped before it could eat the remains down to the bones. He probably hated people so much, he didn’t even attempt to seek any help when he started to feel sick. He just suffered for a week in his house in the middle of nowhere until death found him.

ride the tiger to make the pussy wider

http://vlf-videoarsenal.blogspot.it/

would "Kali Yuga Erotism" be allowed in an Evolian society?

I have one year left to cure myself of erectile dysfunction/porn addiction, lest I become a wizard

This is fucking it. This is my last fucking shot. If I'm a virgin by 30 and still jerking off to porn I'm probably gonna kill myself because I won't ever be anything else. I've been depressed for so fucking long, I'm a broken man and I'm fucking sick of it. I know you guys are probably fucking sick of hearing about this bullshit, too, but I'm sorry because I don't really have anyone else to talk to regarding this matter. Okay, I can join no-fap support groups and talk to many other people like me but I've been here for ages and I love this community.

I can't fucking believe I'm like this. I feel like God has smited me or some shit and I don't even believe in him and I also know it's all my own fault… or at least not being able to break the porn/masturbating addiction is definitely my fault. I just can't seem to do it. I've grown into such a fucking weird person. I spend most of my time alone, I even talk to myself far too frequently. Not as in conversations, but I think outloud often, and sometimes I'll remember something embarrassing that happened to me and say 'fuck that shit'. I keep having these negative blasts of past memories that torture me and make me cringe. Sometimes I'll remember moments where somebody pissed me off and I'll say 'fuck him' out loud. My mental health has seriously decayed these last five years. There are many positives in my life however that tell me it doesn't have to end like this. Believe it or not I'm not a social retard and people seem to generally enjoy my company.

I will listen to whatever you guys have to tell me about breaking porn addiction and stopping masturbation. I'm not gonna bother with saying what day I'm on or anything because who the fuck cares? Please, how the FUCK, do I break this fucking habit? All I want is a working dick. For most the 'porn reboot' apparently takes three months… I've never even made it past a week. I know what you're thinking: 'Stop fucking fapping', but it just can't seem to do it. If you guys have any advice for this shit, any tips, support, anything, I'll be forever grateful… I mean it.

I really hope that one day I'll be posting here telling you guys that I finally fucked a girl and a working cock like any fucking normal man. Please… fucking save me man, or help me save myself. Goddammit I feel so fucking low. My 29th birthday is coming up in five days. I have no idea how the fuck this happened.

Attention, NFG

Tetris Can Block Sex Cravings

https://archive.is/ltw3z

The psychologists think that more research is needed, but they have a theory as to why the game might be having such an effect.

Craving a thing or an activity involves imagining it and playing a visually interesting game could be interrupting brain activity that supports imagery.

Summer camp registration

All right niggers, story time with anon:

>be me

>13 or 14 years old during one summer several years ago

>mom says I'm not social enough with other people and just sit at home all day "doing nothing productive"

>decides to sign me up for summer camp with a bunch of fucking state troopers called "Camp Cadet"

>have respect for cops and what they do but don't want to spend an entire goddamn week surrounded entirely by them

>argue with her and say I don't think I'd enjoy it or get much out of it

>she doesn't listen and takes me downtown to apply for it

>have to dress up all nice and shit

>go into police station and meet black female state trooper who interviews me for selection

>explains what the actual camp is to me more in-depth and how it works

>says it teaches you to respect the law and the work that law enforcement does

>have to respond to everyone there with "yes sir/ma'am" every time they say something

>says you can't bring any kind of electronics with you and they check your fucking cabin once or twice a day all week long to make sure

>you have to get up at 5 a.m. every day and run a fucking mile with them

>bed has to meet strict inspection standards every day as well

>they have classes and things like that that you have to go to

>uniformed cops with assault/sniper rifles in guard towers actively patrol borders of entire campground (which is completely fenced and barb-wired, btw) 24/7 to "keep you safe"

>ohgodkillmenow.mp4

>also adds that only like 100 out of 300-400 kids who sign up get picked for it and says it's "an honor" or some bullshit

>lightbulb goes off in my head and I realize I have about a 1 in 3 chance at most of getting picked for Camp Auschwitz

>actual interview begins when me and the cop go into a room

>answer basic questions about myself and give her some bullshit qualities about my personality that really mean nothing at all

>one question in particular piques my interest

>"Anon, you're out shopping for groceries one day when you see someone shoplifting. No one else is around and you're the only witness to the crime. What would you do?"

>quickly come up with some shitty response off the top of my head to fuck up the interview

>"W-Well, I think that I'd walk up to them and say that I saw them stealing, and that if they didn't put back what they took then I'd tell a store employee about it because stealing is wrong," all in a soft, unconfident voice

>cop gives me a look and writes down my answer

>probably wanted me to say something like, "Hey asshole, put that shit back or I'll beat the fuck out of you" because you don't fuck with state troopers

>the fact that I'm kind of nerdy and slightly underweight for my age only makes that scenario better for me

>interview ends shortly after and we shake hands

>she smiles and wishes me luck

>lol

>mom meets me at the front door and we drive home

>she asks me how the interview went and I lie by saying, "Ok, I think"

>a week or two goes by and we finally get a letter in the mail from the police station regarding my registration status

>oh please oh please oh please

>says I unfortunately wasn't selected for the camp and mom is disappointed

>"Oh Anon, I really thought that that would've been a good experience for you"

>I almost smile before just kind of shrugging and dismissively saying "oh well" to her before going up to my room and almost screaming "OH THANK FUCKING GOD" in relief

>mfw all those other poor bastards had to spend a week in that shithole

>mfw I purposely fucked up that interview just so I wouldn't have to go to it in the first place

muh dickkk

>be in class

>watching porn with headphones on

>realize headphones weren't plugged in

>everyone heard it

wat do

ELLIOT RODGER AND THE HAZARDOUS HAREM

Elliot Rodger was pulled from his cell bed one night, his well-worn copy of "Beyond Good and Evil" falling to the floor, as the animalistic Arabs, wearing nothing but loincloths, which showed off their hairy thighs, and beefy, bulging, wangs, manhandled him through the door, down a hallway, and into a vast open space, which was clearly the central court of an Arabic palace.

The Eurasian sighed, as he was tied to the usual cross, right in the center of the room. This was old news for Elliot. Soumaya came to whip him like this every week, for mirth, and pleasure. He rolled his eyes, as the familiar sound of high heels clattered down the hallway, towards him. But when the figure appeared in the doorway, it was not the usual dark skinned, black haired, woman, that Elliot was used to…

This strange, slightly heavyset, woman was pale skinned, with dark brown hair, and a face that could best be described as, "forgettable". She looked like the sort of basic bitch that would come out of a place like Arizona. She wore nothing but a pair of thigh-high, black, leather boots, with long, sharp, silver heels, shining in the moonlight. In one hand, she grasped a long leather bullwhip, but Elliot gasped in horror, as he gazed upon the severed head of his Arab stepmother, face contorted in agony, raised high, in the white woman's other hand.

"Soumaya is DEAD! I, Kayla Mueller, have taken my rightful place as AL white wife, of AL ISIS!!! All shall kneel before my ALLURING ASCENDANCY! And YOU, Elliot Rodger, shall become the most cherished of my HAIRLESS EURASIAN EUNUCHS! But first, we must prepare you…"

A throng of beautiful blonde harem slaves appeared in the grand hall, holding a giant red Solo cup, and with some difficulty, hefted it over to to the trembling, hairless, Eurasian. The long, stiletto heels of Kayla's black leather boots clicked and clacked on the stone floor, as she sauntered over to her sisters, dropping the sordid head of Soumaya at the foot of the cross, where the brave, supple, Eurasian was so cruelly suspended.

Kayla gently stroked the poor Eurasian's smooth, hairless chest, stealing a quick kiss on his small, Eurasian, nipple, before looking up at him, and stating,

"I want you, Elliot Rodger, but I have NO NEED of your sickening sack!"

Kayla backed off, and with only a flick of her skilled wrist, the white Calipha coiled her long, leather, bullwhip around Elliot's porcelain white briefs, and with a cruel laugh, she yanked them off, tearing the fabric, as the Eurasian's tight, lithe, hairless body was exposed to the entire court.

Kayla snapped her fingers, and the buxom blonde slaves quickly got to work, tying the huge Solo cup on a Kevlar rope, around Elliot's minuscule Eurasian ballsack.

Kayla licked her lips, as she explained her malevolent machination.

"Your balls will be MINE, Eurasian! This crimson Solo cup, will SPELL YOUR DOOM! As my buxom, blonde, babes piss their golden honey into it, the cup will become heavier and heavier, cutting off the blood to your precious penile pearls, crushing not only your sack, but also your spirit!"

it's my birthday. i turned 25

i made this thread last year on 4chon and in 2013 and 2012 and 2011 with the same image.

i have been posting this thread on 4chon for 4 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G_KWg-nBrA

Bump While Suffering

I'm only suffering a little right now, but I'll post this thread and bump it during future suffering. Feel free to bump this thread when you suffer, too.

Rolled 2 (1d6)

best body?

https://8ch.net/aus/index.html

Come home chonman

Japanese city under fire for ‘obscene, sexist’ mascot for G7 summit

Late last year Shima, a city of about 50,000 located 100 miles east of Osaka in Mie Prefecture, unveiled a new municipal mascot. Intended to attract tourists in anticipation of the city’s moment in the global spotlight when it hosts 2016’s G7 summit, the character is inspired by the city’s famous ama divers (海女, sea women), who for centuries have been diving for clams, seaweed, and pearls without snorkels or other breathing equipment. The vast majority of ama divers are women, and according to Japan Times more than 100 of them have signed a petition calling on Shima to drop the mascot character, named Aoshima Megu, in objection to her overly sexualized appearance.

They say that the voluptuous girl cartoon character, with large breasts, tight top and skirt riding up her thighs, is overtly sexual and is disrespectful toward a dignified profession.

“The character is obscene,” Isako Utsubo, 39, whose 65-year-old mother is an ama diver, told the Times. “I believe it verges on child pornography.”

“We don’t want foreigners who visit… to think ama divers look like this.”

How do I get my brain up to scratch following years of NEETdom?

Honestly, need some serious tips. Need to get the brain moving again so I can do well in those shitty IQ tests firms give, please help.

WHERE ARE YOU CAPTAIN SAGE

WHERE ARE YOU??

How do I stop hating everyone? I can't stand anybody anymore, not even friends I used to fucking love. I've completely changed as a person since 2009 and for the worse. Used to have a facebook, be outgoing, have a life, etc. Now I'm a reclusive depressed loser that finds most people beyond irritating. It would be alright but the problem is I still feel lonely just the same.

Tldr how do I stop being such an insufferable faggot? I'm also well past puberty so that has nothing to do with it unfortunately.

why don't you have gf?

>tfw they hadn't shown up in ages, but this week literally everyone is hitting you up to do different stuff the same day so you gotta bail on p much all the invitations and when the week ends they never show up again

which would u bang

i watched a movie and it reminded me of here (nofap threads, more specifically).

the movie was called Don Jon (p gay name right; it had the kid from 3rd Rock From The Sun and Scarlett Johannesburg)

anyways, the plot was "dude that bangs random clubwhores everynight, yet still prefers fapping over sex (even after banging Scarlett - which perpetuates the myth that movies are always lies!).. anyways, he meets a milf and eventually finds that "making love" was better than random sex, or something like that.

was meh..

what was the last movie you saw?

Honestly fuck everything, there are so many hot as god all fuck girls that i'll never get to rub my dick on and touch. But looking at their pictures are the next best thing.

I just wanna masturbate my whole life

https://instagram.com/purrbunny/

apparently the chinese are taking cheap knock-offs to a new level

they are now faking… eggs!

They were like us

Daily reminder that the most evil boogymen were really just robots leading the beta uprising.

hi does anyone have ohsofluffeh's masturbation video?

i know it was posted at least once in 4chon

pls k thanx

Check my 1223

Do you think you can be a good father, robots?

Do you even want to be father in the first place? Why or why not?

As for me, not that I think I have a chance with women, nor am I still interested, but I've been helping out with babysitting my baby nephew, and I couldn't help thinking to myself: man, I'd be such a shitty father. What's the point in having kids if you're gonna be a shitty parent, y'know?

vvHave you taken the brown pill yet, mateys?

it's a tough pill to swallow! The brown pill was founded in 1999 by Sir Reginald Brownpill, who presents and narrates the attached video.

Forget red and blue pills, brown pills are the way of the future.

Video related. Please leave your questions, comments, and concerns below about this radical new paradigm of thinking!fsdfwe

Should we move here niggas?

>>>/r9k/

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Z0z1-GCI8zSmbrWZEKkCmpLR2qE3ShfkLtX6hErHiB0/edit?pli=1

Fun little ditty of a read,

my friend linked to me, I guess this guy catches his wife of 8 years cheating on him and he hires a PI and watches the events unfurl around him while documenting the whole thing. I was p sick while reading it in my gut I would never want anything like that to happen to me.

I used to want to name my daughter Jennifer but more and more I find its a complete bitches name, especially when they shorten it to Jenny.

Lol is this shit legit?

I see that it can be edited by fucking anyone so eh.

https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/4chan_Chronicle/4chon

rate my gf (in my mind)

I ate some ramen and now I have a headache from hell. I'm sure it's from the ramen 'cause it was so goddamn salty and 'chemically'. That's kinda fucked up huh?

This headache is no joke either it's pretty fucking strong.

~ /r9k/ Classics ~

[Chorus]

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I

Got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window

And I can't see at all

And even if I could it'll all be gray,

Put your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that it's not so bad,

It's not so bad

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I

Got out of bed at all

The morning rain clouds up my window

And I can't see at all

And even if I could it'll all be gray,

Put your picture on my wall

It reminds me, that it's not so bad,

It's not so bad

Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't callin'

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em

But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?

My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father

If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?

I'm a name her Bonnie

I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry

I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan

I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man

I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan

This is Stan

[Chorus]

Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance

I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans

If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert

You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew

That's my little brother man, he's only six years old

We waited in the blistering cold for you,

For four hours and you just said, "No."

That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol

He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to

Remember when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back,

See I'm just like you in a way

I never knew my father neither,

He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her

I can relate to what you're saying in your songs

So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on

'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest

Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds

It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it

My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7

But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does

She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man,

I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we should be together too

cringe

A Spanish actress lied about going to the Oscars, gets busted, her career is a lie

So, there's this spaniard actress who only had a couple of gigs, her career was going nowhere and she kinda needed something to spice things up, basically she was the spanish Hillary Duff. So she thought she could fake her assistance to the Oscars but they discovered her instagram pic was fake as balls:

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/94390314.html

So would we get along if all 12 of us were in a pub together irl? lol I bet you guys would be crazy socially awkward.

>"were you browsing that esoteric internet fascist site again, anon?"

Can't we hijack it or some shit?

Not that it would make any difference at this point, I guess.

Also you guys need to post more.

>tfw you feel lonier when you hang out with your normalfag friends

The 3 Most Important Things in Life

The 3 Most Important Things in Life

http://harlanellison.com/iwrite/mostimp.htm

(I copypasted a bit of the introducion below - which is, ironically, the weakest part of the article - the thing is too long to post it all here. Anyways.. It's a long but fun read)

…I am often asked, "What's the big secret, Ellison?" At college lectures, for instance, bright-eyed young people, the great hope of our society, come up to me and murmur in reverential tones, "Wanna buy a lid of tough Filipino Scarlet?"

Naturally I try to demonstrate a certain humility in the face of such trust and innocence. I try to explain that Life is Real, Life is Earnest. In my own toe-scuffling fashion I attempt to encapsulate in three or four apocryphal phrases the Ethical Structure of the Universe. The better to aid these fine young people as they set out to change the world.

And from this long, terrifically fascinating life of encounters and adventures, I have selected three examples of what I think are the most important things in life. Notes should be taken; this will count as sixty per cent of your grade.

How do I quit the chans? I want to leave. I've been here since '09 I think I should move on already. If I'm still here in another four years I would have wasted a decade of my life on these hell holes.

Yes I realise the irony of this post.