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hi mom

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 No.1260

Is it even possible to love a non-virgin?

Am i always going to hate girls?

 No.1262

I think we're supposed to kind of hate girls. That's the only way we can fuck them right if there's a little bit of hate in us.


 No.1263

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>tfw you take out a sort of awkward but interesting-in-a-good-way kind of girl on a date

>talk about environmentalism and philosophy for a bit

>I go for it and kiss her

>she's completely surprised I was even attracted to her

>go with it anyways

>we end up getting butt naked and almost fucking on top of an abandoned tower

>don't go all the way because I don't wanna loose my virginity on the first date and didn't have a condom either

>she's completely down for whatever I want to do but otherwise gives me space

>nice personality but I don't respect her as much for almost sleeping with me the first time we went out

>tfw a beautiful 9/10 blond chick also wants my D but I keep blowing her off because the drugs she does makes me uncomfortable

>tfw the saga of my virginity goes uninterrupted despite these succubi's best attempts

These sluts will never touch my benis


 No.1280

well i love ur mom and she's definitely not a virgin

xD


 No.1284

woman is synonym with non-virgin

with that in mind, you dont have to be a mysogynyst, but just accept that is how they are by nature

im not saying you should be a cuck, but rather treat her like the whore she is without hating her.. dont know if that makes sense


 No.1286

>>1280

good comeback mate


 No.1335

Some 9/10 girl tried to kiss me at the bar today.

Luckily, I remembered that she has had another man's cum on her face, and successfully dodged her kiss at the last second.

She looked at me bewildered, like I was gay, but at that moment, I felt proud of myself for resisting the urge to accept used goods.

With rapidly flushing cheeks, she excused herself to the restroom, and my friends who had been watching the whole time came over to call me a faggot.

How has being enlightened to cum on face helped your lives, /r9k/?


 No.1336

fastening the get


 No.1351

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>tfw finally loosing your virginity

My life's the same. Fuck that man.


 No.1358

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The girl I love informed me yesterday that I was the one to take her virginity, which is a pretty great feeling.

I get intrusive thoughts/images every now and then of her being intimate with someone other than me (mostly just her ex, who is a skinny beta brit). They don't happen nearly as much, and have been declining over time, but the most recurring one was of her having sex with her ex - and now that I know that never happened, it doesn't happen anymore, which feels good and is relieving.

She had some weird conception in her mind that in order for us to be equal, we needed to have had equivalent sexual histories, and though she never lied and said she slept with anyone, I just assumed she had with her ex. She never loved him, and felt their relationship was more a friendship though he pushed it because she's gorgeous and he wanted her; she was always emotionally cucking him with me, and never felt emotional or sexual desire for him. Regarding physical intimacy, her psychological lack of feelings manifested physically to the point where her physical responses to his sexual advances resisted him, and her vagina clenched such that the very few times they tried to have sex it hurt her too much and so they never went through with the act. It actually sounds a lot like what happened with my ex-gf; every time I tried to penetrate her she was inexplicably super clenched up and she claimed it was painful to the point where we couldn't have sex; this didn't happen for the first year of the relationship and seemed to come on around when the initial spark and attraction was definitely dead, and she couldn't ever explain or physically attribute it to anything so it was probably the same psychological thing that happened between my present love and her ex.

Her ex is a skinny beta, and knew she was absolutely way out of his league, so he just put up with a dry relationship, and basically was a placeholder for her undergraduate years in Britain.

The first time we had sex was a day after her period supposedly ended, and when I found blood on the sheets I assumed it was just remnant period blood - also, after around 10-20 minutes of love making the first two times we did it she told me that it was hurting her too much to go on, which is no longer a problem that arises.

>inb4 she's lying and all women are cheats and sluts

She's insanely in love and obsessed with me, and I with her, and she's felt this way albeit not quite as strongly as she does now ever since we met in 2010.


 No.1359

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>>1358

>This entire post

I think you've finally gone off the deep end


 No.1360

>>1358

What made you think this wall of nonsense has anything to do with this thread?


 No.1362

>>1360

he has a desperate need to vent over his physicsl frustrations

i guess his gf's pussy isn't the only thing that's clenched up ayy lmao


 No.1365

>>1360

>>1359

Actually, my speculation was incorrect

Turns out he is a premature ejaculator

And it's cause I loved her before I thought I had taken her virginity, but now that I know that I in fact did take her virginity, I feel even better about it. I can't say I love her more now, but I feel great and still love her an incredible amount.


 No.1366

>>1365

she still had this other dude's weiner up close and personal all over her snatch

he may not have sealed the deal, but she was pretty much willing to hand him the goods..

she was not a virgin (psychologically, at least)


 No.1367

>>1365

>Actually, my speculation was incorrect

>that delusional, obsessive, and incoherent wall of text was based on a fucking speculation

>your "speculations" are clearly you projecting your own clingy insecurities on her

This quitting heroin thing has really been hitting you hard, hasn't it?


 No.1368

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I'm still trying to find a qtp2t girl that doesn't get eliminated by the list.


 No.1369

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>>1365

Why did you even care if this guy had fucked her before you or not? You don't actually take the cum on face meme seriously do you? Why would anyone want a virgin?

You're just going to end up teaching her sex until you reach the end of your limit and then she has to go deeper and she'll find some sex black belt and leave you so she can train in the temple of the seven deadly dicks.

I'd rather be the ninth Dan black belt dick who's tearing her world apart after she dumps the guy she lost her virginity to. In this case that walking gingivitis dude was the Dick upgrade the last girl got over you. And there's another dick upgrade lurking out there for your new virgin. You care about all the wrong things. You're trying to compete with a premature ejactulator that she used to be with. You're competing down and that's fucking failure. You should compete up instead, and be comparing yourself to the next dick. The one she's inevitably going to meet the moment she escapes your hawkish glare who's going to be better than you. And she's only ever been with one guy so she's going to feel the need to explore. The more committed you become the more the need to branch out and live will claw at her insides. Her biological clock ticking will remind her not to waste too much time with you since she's inevitably thinking she has to plow through a few dicks before she really knows who she wants to marry.

You're talking about love, and virginity like she's not on the prowl for some dick. The first time you do coke you don't sit back and decide you've had enough. You chase that fucker down till you've got intrusive thoughts about how you just spent your next months rent on one night. Some next level dick is going to take her to new heights of fucking that you could only dream to aspire to. If she's not answering her phone you can rest assured that she's probably fucking the funnier, more attractive version of you. And you're worrying about the last guy… #smh #watchyourback


 No.1370

>>1368

Yowza m'y gf of 3 tests si on that l'ost site 0 of thé qualifications an dit ginkgo that me ans on goinfre to Marty her on mat 28 ira goinfrer tombe gréât ans you are all m'as fixing jalouse rock :)


 No.1371

>>1369

But he's going to be a doctor and he doesn't use heroine anymore (much) and he could kick Shia labeefs ass (not) and he is a totally rad dude who works out at the gym and he can use his cock carousel connections to have a three way (with 2 other dudes)


 No.2919

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weoah there

nearly fell of the page there bud

girls probably shouldnt be allowed to vote or hold positions of authority

still like to collec tpics of em tho tbqh


 No.2920

>>2919

can u post the link to that pic? is it from a swedish pop song?


 No.2922

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>2920

enjoy


 No.2957

>tfw sluts keep throwing themselves at you

>into the one girl who won't sleep with me

>everyone says she's a huge slut

Well fuck my life


 No.2988

>>1366

false

>>1369

Idk man, I'd be able to look past it if she did have sex with other people in the past, but since she hasn't, I feel some sense of proprietary ownership over her sexuality and her entire perception of sex, which is rewarding.

and lol competing against other dicks? You're talking nonsense man, idk what the fuck you're obsessed about but it sure as hell isn't anything important or relevant in how life ought to be lived

also, i'm not big on coke. I always stop around 2-3am because I want to have a decent night's sleep.

>>1371

Also, I've been clean from smack for about 2 months now, didn't even go to rehab this time.

I'm pretty fun to be around I like to think. I could definitely fuck shia laboeuf up too. And I would not have sex with men.

>>2957

that sounds rough


 No.2990

>>2988

Man it is. Especially since we already slept together and then she just decided that was it. Bitches are crazy.

I'm moving in about a week though so it will be fine. Next time I'll try not to get as involved




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