Honestly fuck everything, there are so many hot as god all fuck girls that i'll never get to rub my dick on and touch. But looking at their pictures are the next best thing. I just wanna masturbate my whole life https://instagram.com/purrbunny/

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Blazer!2VCyAsN/1I 07/22/15 (Wed) 00:52:11 No.1855

Honestly fuck everything, there are so many hot as god all fuck girls that i'll never get to rub my dick on and touch. But looking at their pictures are the next best thing.

I just wanna masturbate my whole life

https://instagram.com/purrbunny/

Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 01:04:34 No.1858

with enough money you can get women

Blazer!2VCyAsN/1I 07/22/15 (Wed) 01:31:21 No.1859

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>>1858

yeah but fuck having to make money, fuck that, girls arnt work the sweat of my brow.

also

Fame>game>money>looks

Anonymous 07/22/15 (Wed) 01:58:26 No.1862

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>>1859

hhnnngg muh dick

I agree somewhat on your list though.

looks being last (they are important, but ffs we see fat faggots with qts all the time)

I'd take fame out of the list, just to keep it realistsic

and I'd switch game for personality (game is meme - personality is what gets those fat faggots the qts)

Blazer!2VCyAsN/1I 07/27/15 (Mon) 03:33:33 No.1912

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did it again

fucking jereked it and when i see her later i wont get hard FUCK

FUCK FUCK

f 07/28/15 (Tue) 19:45:25 No.1957

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ballzer she looks like a fuckin centaur

there's something wrong with her stomach i tell ya

I don't like it when girls look like barbie dolls

LLL 07/29/15 (Wed) 00:56:15 No.1961

>>1957

ur gay xdd

Blazer!2VCyAsN/1I 07/29/15 (Wed) 03:59:26 No.1969

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>>1957

>don't like it when girls look like barbie dolls

pleas go pro fat feminist dude

this is what girls should look like

fust 07/30/15 (Thu) 22:11:08 No.1993

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>>1969

This is my girlfriend, she is truly beautiful.

She barely uses makeup, doesn't have any tattoos, has just one ear piercing, is absolutely perfectly in shape, petit and drives me fuckin crazy with love, lust, desire and meaningful fulfillment.

She is what real beautiful women/girls should look like. Not some fake silicon ass and breast bullshit and a pound of makeup to cover up skin flaws.

Pretty much the only artificial thing she uses is her favorite deep red lipstick, which you can see in one of these pics

tröl 07/31/15 (Fri) 01:39:05 No.1994

>>1993

she looks like my ex

Anonymous 07/31/15 (Fri) 13:49:40 No.1995

>>1993

nice nose KIKE

Anonymous 08/02/15 (Sun) 02:40:51 No.1998

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>>1993

Man could you worship her anymore? Shes not perfect, no one is. I bet just like the last one things are gonna fall apart and itll be so bad because you think she is "truly beautiful".

Pro tip having a girl that doesnt wear makeup isnt the grail. Having a girl who wears makeup when you tell her or doesnt because you tell her is.

~blaze

Anonymous 08/02/15 (Sun) 07:46:58 No.1999

Fusty I've been hitting the gym

What's your dead lift shoulder press and squat rankings

I bet I strong than you

Anonymous 08/02/15 (Sun) 22:49:33 No.2004

>>1999

Nice trips.

Not fusty but my standing shoulder press is like 40kg (3x5), deadlift is 110kg (1x5) and squat is 80kg (3x5).

A-am I a fuckboy? ;_;

Anonymous 08/02/15 (Sun) 22:50:23 No.2005

>>2004

*Bench is 60kg (3x5)

Anonymous 08/03/15 (Mon) 00:56:25 No.2009

>>2004

4/5

If your Chinese yes, if your h'wite your not

I didn't want to post my stats till fusty does because hell just over exaggerate again but my shoulder press is 54 kg squat is 92 kg deadlift is 133kg and my bench is awful like 65kg

Gym is fun lift and put down lift and put down 3 times a week working on attaining my goal of being everything that radio head song said in ok computer "fitter happier more productive" just like a real robotoman

frankish hashish 08/03/15 (Mon) 06:09:16 No.2013

>>1969

I think real beauty is the art of being ugly gracefully. Girls like that are just sort of plastic looking.

When everything's said and done they feel the same naked anyways (actually I'd say chubby girls are nicer to grope and touch than skinny girls), the only real benefit of "pretty" women is for social capital.

My two cents at least. Physical attractiveness is really over-rated

fust 08/03/15 (Mon) 15:05:39 No.2017

>>1999

I shoulder press about 120, maybe 130 lbs, with dumbells

i don't deadlift because its not aesthetic and has one of the highest rates of injury of any exercise in the gym

Anonymous 08/03/15 (Mon) 21:14:00 No.2019

>>2017

Yeah, fuck deadlifts, I'd rather just do wide grip pullups and rows.

I also don't like squats, I prefer running, and having to run after leg day sucks, so I just stopped doing leg day as well. I know most people frown on it because it's not "right" but I only do upper body, abs and cardio. Leg day is just that terrible ligament popping thing people do just to say they do it. Its nothing but agony and makes you feel like you're menstruating for the next couple days. I was told to do two big leg things in a week because you wouldn't stay sore as long. They lied.

Arms, Chest, Back, Abs, and Cardio. If you need to do legs, add some sprints to your cardio. Squats, and Deadlifts are for dummies.

Anonymous 08/04/15 (Tue) 01:30:23 No.2020

>>2019

you must be doing something majorly wrong shit in your leg workout. Leg day always makes my back feel better and my legs sore, but not in any pain. It's also drastically reduced sciatic nerve pains that had been inhibiting my ability to walk (although the most effective combatant of the pain has by far been hiking)

Average Bros!UmiRIny1fw 08/04/15 (Tue) 03:05:07 No.2022

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>>2020

Last post was me, dunno where my trip went.

My knees pop whenever I do squats to parallel on every rep and it hurts in a bone-to-bone no cartilage kind of way. I'm not really interested in fixing it if anything is wrong with my form, I don't like doing leg day, I'd rather do hill sprints or go for a run than work legs… My whole life I've always had trouble doing squats due to knee and joint pain. I have no idea why and I've had quite a few people show me proper form, I'm pretty sure my squat form is fine, and doing unweighted squats there is no popping in my knee, but once I get over 2plate it starts popping, less than 2 plate and I have to do too many reps IMO to be near my limit. So I've stopped and just run instead. I don't see any reason to force leg day, especially when it doesn't contribute to any of my aesthetic goals anyways. Why would I want to be t-rex mode? For what purpose?

Anonymous 08/06/15 (Thu) 17:17:08 No.2032

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>>2019

Wide grip pull-ups are meh. Too compound.

Isolate better by getting a pull-down bar, hooking it up to a cable fly machine, locking your elbows, and doing pull-downs all the way down (elbows always locked). Isolates the shit out of your lats and kills em

i made pic related to demonstrate. range of motion should be as large as you can manage. I didn't draw the first frame as having his arms up high enough.

It depends on what your shoulders are comfy with though - if they're feeling bad at a certain range, then don't go that far

Average Bros!UmiRIny1fw 08/06/15 (Thu) 22:20:51 No.2035

>>2032

thanks anon, tomorrow is back day so I'll give it a try and see how I like it.

Anonymous 08/08/15 (Sat) 18:09:32 No.2061

>>2035

how did it go?