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>>>/euzn/ - self-hating eurasian males
>>>/pussyenvy/ - self-hating males
I think this is the next natural step.
>>>/pussyenvy/505
>You want to know the easiest way to understand how uncomfortable it is to have a penis and balls?
>Imagine if you had a penis and balls hanging from the front of your armpit.
>It sounds silly, but think about it.
>It'd be right in the way of a crucial joint, just like regular balls are. Every time you move your arm, you have to adjust things out of the way first. Your balls would constantly be sticking to the sides of your armpit. You have to cram it into your shirt, and it creates an uncomfortable bulge. You can't raise your arm without exposing your balls, and getting hit causes excruciating pain, so you basically never reach overhead without being extra cautious. You can't even lower your fucking arm too quickly, because you might crush your balls in your armpit. You have to reach in and move them out of the way first.
>See how much of a pain in the ass it is? Aren't you glad your armpit is just the way it is? Well that's how girls feel about their crotch. Smooth, clean, nothing sensitive dangling there.
>Seriously, how stupid is it that the most sensitive part of our bodies is stuck right between our legs, the two moving parts we use most? What an amazingly dumb design.