On the floors of Tokyo
Or down in London town to go, go
With the record selection and a massive erection
I'm dancing with a boner
When there's no one else in sight
In the crowded lonely night
Well I wait so long for my love vibration
And I'm dancing with a boner
Oh dancing with a boner
Oh dancing with a boner
Well there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing with a boner, oh
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with a boner
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with a boner, oh
Oh dancing with a boner
Oh dancing with a boner
Well there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
And I'll be dancing with a boner, oh oh oh oh
If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with a boner
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with a boner
Oh dancing with a boner
Oh dancing with a boner
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
Dancing with a boner
Dancing with a boner
Dancing with a boner
Dancing with a boner
Well If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
Leave me dancing with a boner
So let's sink another drink
'Cause it'll give me time to think
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with a boner
Oh dancing with a boner
Oh dancing with a boner
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
Dancing with a boner
Dancing with a boner
Dancing with a boner