No.2776
>tfw otherwise hairy bastard, but can't grow a beard
>tfw turning 25 the coming spring, but I've accomplished jack shit compared to other folks my age
>tfw only male in class, but still no gf (or hope of ever obtaining gf)
No.2777
>>2776
at least you have hair, and you can wear a suit like a dapper gent
how is estonia? is it relatively cheap to live there? I might have to leave home for a while
No.2779
Beasto friendo I cannot comprehend how a dapper goyboy like you could not have a gf, I have a Chinese friend in a similar situation and really all it takes is talking to them and looking them in the eye and asking them to drink at your house, maybe you want 3-4 there. Your at the age now where Sex is extremely common around 25 year olds and unless you want eighteen year olds you should be having 0 problem. I don't know what Estonia is like though and I think Slavs are sluts, my friend said there was a Slav in a nightclub one time and they had to pump her stomach because she swallowed to much cum in the washroom, like a mega amount apparently
No.2784
can you post more pics of that girl in the strawberry dress
No.2787
>>2784
I have literally bnever 'seconded' a post more than thsi
No.2810
>>2784
>>2787
I wish I had any. She's just so damn adorable.
>tfw she'll never be my wife
No.2811
>>2810
>She's just so damn adorable.
Yeah tell me about it mate, I saw her like once in that blurry class photo a year ago and still sometimes think of her
No.2815
>>2810
>implying you don't know her name and thus instagram, facebook etc.
it's alright if you want to keep her all yourself but you could just say so
>inb4 she's so innocent and pure that doesn't use any degenerate social medias
No.2821
>>2815
>has no social media accounts other than a very lackluster Faceberg profile; never posts/shares/likes stuff
>doesn't have a smartphone
I swear I'm not making this up fam.
No.2822
>>2821
at least you still have a facebook. i deactivated mine eons ago. thinking about coming back… I will when I "have a life" again…
I did recently get a smartphone though. shit's cash, you should get one. so convenient and can play fun vidya on it
No.2823
>>2822
I wasn't talking about myself brah.
I have one of those battery-draining tracking devices with shitloads of useless "apps".
No.2826
>tfw 19 and accomplished loads of stuff to be proud of
>more gfs than I know what to do with
>doesn't stop the feels
happiness is having a cozy bed and a lot opium tbh, everything else is a distraction at best.
No.2831
>>2826
> fw have super cozy bed and lots of opium and still not happy
infinite money is what will make you content
No.2839
>>2831
Yeah sure, but only if I don't have to work for it
>tfw rich rubes are going to university and working their ass off to become lawyers and engineers instead of squandering their inheritance on enjoying themselves
Life is a cruel joke
No.2840
>>2839
are you bein serious with this post
No.2850
>he's almost 25 and still gives a fuck
Fam I……….
No.2851
>>2850
25 is young af you fag
No.2856
>>2840
Only half serious. It is a waste that so many rich people don't know how to enjoy themselves though
And when they do spent their money it's on stupid bullshit like fancy cars. I'd just get a one room flat in some city with a bike and lots of bulk food and NEET it up.
>>2851
People say that, but I honestly have a hard time even picturing myself at 25. Like if I went back in time six years ago and met myself I'd think he was a chubby faggot. Part of me just assumes I'll be dead or insane by the time I'm 25.
No.2866
>>2856
how old are you? like 21? you're still a kid
No.2867
>>2866
19. I feel way older though.
I'm scared of how old I'm going to feel when I'm 25.
No.2876
fuck HB beasterino
if it makes ya feel better at least you're white. heres my beard
No.2877
>>2876
hohohaha someone beat you up bboyo
No.2890
>>2876
What happened Blazer? I used to think you were a white guy that looked like Edward Scissorhands, now look like a colombian heroine dealer.
No.2891
>>2876
fuck HB blazerino
if it makes ya feel hetter at least you have a beard
No.2900
>>2876
>white
Nope. My green eyes and Ugric blood make me h''wite at best.
No.2901
>>2900
I think it's from an old r9k thread where evryone posted their faces and you posted a pic of some ducklip faced edward scissorhands faget
No.2913
>>2877
mate that was my halloween costume
>>2890
>weed
>noteven once
>>2891
u fucking cheeky, mofucuking think you can just talk to me like that after not posting for months.
>>2900
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No.2997
>tfw you actually get some matches on Tinder, but none of those bitches actually want to meet up
Fockin' 'ell, why'd you swipe right then?
No.2999
>>2997
<fw too paranoid to use tinder
missin out in dem qts tho
No.3016
Try being gay, Beasto, you have the fashion-sense for it.
No.3017
>>3016
bestonian is more closeted than the clothes he makes rolf
No.3039
>>2997
you're probably going all autismo on them
learn to play the game son
No.3049
>>3039
Isn't "game" just something PUAs made up to sell overpriced books and web courses?
>What are you, some kind of beta faggot? BUY MY BOOK BITCH
No.3050
No.3079
>tfw you accidentally leak your trip and have to make a new one
M-maybe it's better this way.
No.3081
>>3079
>>3080
tfw you made this post before I could ruse this thread
No.3082
>>3081
At least you tried, not-me.
No.3084
>>3080
what was ur old trip code pasword?
No.3085
>>3084
The Beast##^½U6J9L{
No.3087
>>3085
danks
added to my collection of 4chon trips