How is this a good feel? I fucking hate it.
I'll be honest, I'm like, a nervous pooper, I can't go for any business, 1s or 2s, if I know there's anyone close around in anyway, and there is only one toilet in this house RIGHT NEXT TO MY SISTER'S ROOM. Sometimes it'll be ok if I like go in there at 3 a.m. when she's asleep cos I know there's no chance she'll come out but if I hear her snoring the tunnel is closed for the night.
I've cut down on the amount of food and water I have in general so I don't have to go as much, and usually end up squatting over a fruit bowl in the basement.
I pee usually once every 1-2 days, and go two weeks between poops sometimes. Sometimes I just won't sleep because my bladder is full and hurty but I can't make anything come out no matter how hard I try, and when it does come out, it never empties entirely, usually cos I'll hear a noise or have a nervous thought or something and have to close up business. Sometimes I'll sit there and manage to squirt out like a couple milimetres in staggers over the course of an hour. FML