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hi mom

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 No.3018

>doing a wee after holding it in for a long time

 No.3019

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literally one of the best feels


 No.3020

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>>3018

yeah its ok tbh

but if you hold it in too long I find that you can start going but you will stop half way and still have loads of pee left to get out but your body just freaks out and won't open the sluice gate


 No.3023

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>endless dribbles after peeing means you'll inevitably have a few drops on your pants or running down your leg


 No.3024

>>3023

just tip top them onto a piece of papier du pupu until drip drop runs no more


 No.3025


 No.3026

How is this a good feel? I fucking hate it.

I'll be honest, I'm like, a nervous pooper, I can't go for any business, 1s or 2s, if I know there's anyone close around in anyway, and there is only one toilet in this house RIGHT NEXT TO MY SISTER'S ROOM. Sometimes it'll be ok if I like go in there at 3 a.m. when she's asleep cos I know there's no chance she'll come out but if I hear her snoring the tunnel is closed for the night.

I've cut down on the amount of food and water I have in general so I don't have to go as much, and usually end up squatting over a fruit bowl in the basement.

I pee usually once every 1-2 days, and go two weeks between poops sometimes. Sometimes I just won't sleep because my bladder is full and hurty but I can't make anything come out no matter how hard I try, and when it does come out, it never empties entirely, usually cos I'll hear a noise or have a nervous thought or something and have to close up business. Sometimes I'll sit there and manage to squirt out like a couple milimetres in staggers over the course of an hour. FML


 No.3027

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>>3026

See a doctor m8

>and go two weeks between poops sometime

this is not good at all, you need to pee. I mean, I pee on the bowl-edge not the water so it doesn't make so much noise but your problet is on a whole other level fam

see a psychiatrist, but I also advise getting like a wing-mirror and positioning it so you can see the poop exiting your butthole so you can familiarise yourself with it and realise it's not that bad.


 No.3028

>>3026

r u 4 cereal?

rly tho, u r full of shit


 No.3030

>>3027

I don't think it's really THAT big of an issue to have to see a doctor about it, it's just a regular anxiety thing. Some people have advised playing something loud while I do it and I'd do that if anything was nearby… And it would be waaay too awkward to speak to anyone in person about anyway

>getting like a wing-mirror and positioning it so you can see the poop exiting your butthole so you can familiarise yourself with it and realise it's not that bad.

Ewww that's just totally gross fam. I could not do that no

>>3028

I am completely for cereal. I guess that also does mean I am full of shit tho heh


 No.3038

>>3026

if your pee hole gets all tight you can flex your urethra repeatedly until the muscle gets too tired and it opens up more easily when you push the pee

I had to learn to do this when using heroin because opiates really plug your dick and butt




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