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hi mom

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 No.3253

just for old time's sake like

 No.3254

no fap is reddit tier


 No.3255

Are your fapping habits still out of control?

What's your erectile dysfunction like these days?


 No.3278

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I'm down, baby boy.


 No.3295

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>>3255

not quite as bad as before but still haven't beaten a week. my morning wood on average is better than it used to be for some reason. usually wake up with a 6.7/10 erection, on a scale of 1 being baby flaccid and 10 being a literal diamond erection carved from michelangelo himself.

otherwise been more depressed than i've been in three years. that also has to do with my wrist being fucked up so i can't gym (cant get them awesome lifting endorphins that i use as antidepressants). i think its related to rsi from excessive laptop use (particularly laptop gaming) because of the awkward angle of its shift key. i ignored it for years because it hardly hurt but it started limiting gym performance too much. i'm getting physiotherapy for it now, think it's helping, but it's gonna take ages. expecting no gym for a minimum of 2 or 3 more months, and i haven't been to the gym since november 6th. lost all my gains, i was getting pretty fucking big, wrist now in a brace. just fuck my shit up fam.

what about you how's life?

>>3278

my nigga. day 2 here, feels like years.


 No.3311

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

I cheated a bit yesterday by taking Xanax .5 mg. in my entire life that's the only drug i've ever felt an addiction for (apart from fapping of course), and i've done a fair amount. even cigarettes don't ever make me crave them even if i'm smoking them regularly all the time. xanax though… yeah, i like xanax.

anyway i took one pill yesterday just to make my brain shut the fuck up and chill the fuck out. that thing turns me into a goddamn brick and i ended up passing out in starfish formation on my bed watching pic related. you should check it out it's fun. i'll take xanax very rarely to make sure i dont succumb to it and its effect thus remains very potent whenever i'm on it.

had a sex dream last night, too. i never get these without nofap and i'm always grateful for them. didn't spooge irl (or in dream) though, never do. dick is also almost always out of the equation in these dreams. either i dont think about or use it in the dream, or when i do its flaccid or sometimes i have a weak boner and a girl is blowing me or i'm having shitty intercourse with it (but I don't cum). one of the most vivid dreams i ever had was where i was on this beach with yellow sands and sun so bright and water so blue i could barely keep my eyes open i was squinting so much. i was lying back on one of those beach chairs and this crazy hot eastern oriental nympho was sucking me off religiously as the sounds of the sea water splashing against the shoes filled my ears. great dream.

last night's dream was alright. it wasn't only sex, but the sex part involved some naturally huge titted, pale skinned dominatrix type sitting on my face with her tits melted against the palms of my hands. pussy tasted alkaline salty, not particularly great, but i was enjoying it.

hmmmm. not horny today, effects of xanax still in system. should be p chill. guess i should try doing something productive.


 No.3312

>>3311

*fair amount of drugs


 No.3316

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>>3295

movie looks really shitty

I'm alright. I posted in /r/opiates about how I want to be rid of heroin addiction, and was told that I'm not really an addict, mostly because I have a bachelors with a good cGPA, am applying to medical schools and have about 25k in savings. That stung a bit for some reason.

I'm tapering down on pharma morphine (dilaudid) and so far that's going pretty well.

My gf leaves lisbon (was there/sicily for christmas with her fam) for montreal again on the 11th, and we're going to move in together in a nice 3 1/2 come february 1st, so I've got some adult shit coming up that I need to be sober and responsible for. I wont be living with my parents, and I can't fuck up my relationship with her because I love her so god damn much.

I also played a pretty big part in helping my dealer realize he's got a problem and that he needs to quit shooting heroin or else his life is going to be a flat circle of fucked'ness, so soon I won't even have a source!

Yay

pic is me and my gf


 No.3318

>>3316

this board is buggy


 No.3319

>>3311

are you the guy posting in forechan`s thread too?


 No.3320

>>3316

You're cute!


 No.3350

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Did you fap yet?

I'm still going strong, just trying to keep myself distracted whenever I want to fap.


 No.3353

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>>3350

>not fapping on the second day of january

>not just getting it over with

*tip*


 No.3408

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>>3350

Update: got really drunk last night. Last thing I remember was being covered in puke and thorns. Before that I remember trying to game a waitress, forever hard dude


 No.3409

>>3408

why thorns?


 No.3410

>>3409

I fell into a bush in a canal, left that part out




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