Happenned a while back but funny ish story, better than anything on the front page ( I HOPE)>Bachelor party because as you all know Im getting married>3 different autistic friends organizing it >Each one has a different idea>Friend A wants to do

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Anonymous 01/18/16 (Mon) 14:03:00 No.3396

Happenned a while back but funny ish story, better than anything on the front page ( I HOPE)

>Bachelor party because as you all know Im getting married

>3 different autistic friends organizing it

>Each one has a different idea

>Friend A wants to do a poker night at his house (boy that sounds like fun)

>Friend B wants to play the bagpipes for me all night and then hire a dj and go to some house on main street where he has "Cred"

>Friend C wants to rent a hotel room and get dancers (I didnt know any of this as I wanted to keep it a secret until the end so my fiancee couldnt ask if there would be strippers and I could be innocent)

>End up going with a combo meal Hotel room, Poker to start and dj to close it

>8 of us in a hotel room and these hoes show up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8d42r3JlbU

>Now Im following them on Snapchat so thats cool

>They set up start dancing around the room

>The tattoed one smells so badly of shit the whole room stinks

>She says to put some money on my nose and lie down

>"OK"

>She squats and picks it up with her asscheeks

>Im scared I got shit everywhere on my face

>Friend C starts copying all of their moves and hes a dirty east indian so hes really creeping them out, he starts to fake hump the smaller one

>They dance and leave I think friend C spent like 600$ for them (Way to much)

>Cont

Anonymous 01/18/16 (Mon) 14:17:13 No.3397

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>All the while texting fiancee that we are playing poker the whole time

>Friend who was supposed to come from out of town rolled his vehicle on the highway totalling it

>Other friend shows up with cigar

>DJ shows up

>He sets up in dinky hotel room and starts to dj for like 5 people as some left with strippers

>Smoke cigar and extinguish it in my arm because thats real fuckin cool

>Pic related, about 3 weeks healed

>Call fiancee to pick me up cause its already 2 am

>She comes we stay for about 1 more hour

>DJ real fucking bored

>Get ready to go Friend A who is standing next to my fiancee yells

>"MAN WE PAID WAY TO MUCH FOR THOSE STRIPPERS"

>wtf man

>repeats himself even louder "MAN WE PAID WAYYYY TO MUCH FOR THOSE STRIPPERS"

>Fiancee is looking at me like what the fuck is he saying strippers???? you said you wouldnt have any strippers

>Sleep on the couch

>She doesnt talk to me for 2 days and I have to spend almost 200$ on flowers and an ornament that is an endless knot symbolizing our love, and beileys

>Show her my arm and shes even more mad

>Its infected have to go to the doctor and take mad antibiotics + tetanus, for a fukcing burn

>Shits all good now, fuck bachelor parties

>They also paid a dj 200 bucks to hang out with a bunch of nerds

>Also I squatted everyone at the party so thats p cool

01/19/16 (Tue) 02:26:36 No.3399

cool story, but why the hell do you think it is cool to use your arm as an ashtray? i hope you were drunk and not think it is cool sober

also, friend A is an idiot, didnt you kick his ass?

also, why did some guys leave with the strippers? were they gonna fug?

and the biggest question. why the hell or how are you getting married??

01/19/16 (Tue) 02:50:17 No.3400

also, what the fuck is up with that "hoverboard" video and why get those grills

Anonymous 01/19/16 (Tue) 05:11:57 No.3401

>>3399

Because in the movies they torture people by burning cigars into their arms and I wanted to know if it was really that bad, and it wasn't I could literally take like a 100 cigars bring extinguished in a row not even trying to be edgy.

They left after the strippers did they didn't leave with them, they were just drunk it was like 9 pm

I been with her for almost 4 years you fall into a groove and you just want to spend the rest of your life with her. Also she's got very good morals and I don't ever have to worry about her. She's just fucking tsundere as fuck, like awfully tsundere without Baka this and Baka that ofc

I didn't kick his ass, I haven't seen him since then,

I'm over it I just hope he won't do it again

And my proposal was awful it was at the weir and I blurted out some word salad after I pulled the ring out of my underwear where I had been hiding it, she gets really mad whenever she sees a proposal on Facebook or something because I was literally 300% autistic, and there ring didn't even fit

Her finger

uno 03/09/16 (Wed) 11:09:43 No.3456

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late August

>take bart to berkeley looking for shrooms

>settle for acid from random homeless adult street kids

>go to best friends house, lives near my ex

>shes been calling me with 2 new guys shes fucking to have him talk shit to me

i beat ones ass months later

>hes a schizo and hes in a mood, so instead of taking with him i get deep in a trip

>get naked, his dad sees me

>hop the fence from his backyard and run in the neighborhood naked

>run up to a girl optimistically and she looks at me like shes disgusted so i continue to ex's

>see cops, run run run

>they tackle me on her driveway

>spend the night in a psych ward

>her mom had a doorcam and she shows ppl the video

Anonymous 03/09/16 (Wed) 22:58:21 No.3457

>>3456

>take bart to berkeley looking for shrooms

lol

Anonymous 03/10/16 (Thu) 20:35:25 No.3461

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>>3396

Good God OP

I laughed and cringe, are you happily maried now?

Also please post on forechan.org instead of this place, it's the new 4chon.