>>7612
/s4s/ is the guy who asks the cripple ahead of him in line if he needs any help with his groceries
/s4s/ is first to get to the scene to see if anyone needs help with the car accident outside.
/s4s/ is the one who wrote you a letter while you were in prison that changed your life
/s4s/ is a passing student who makes passes for his young, attractive English teacher since they are dating and having consensual sex
/s4s/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to give you pamphlets for the church of bale
/s4s/ is the one who handed his car to Good Will.
/s4s/ is one who first introduced you to topkek
/s4s/ is a hot 2DPD dream that you'll try to forget for days
/s4s/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and pays for everything like a gentleman throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag loves the date, /s4s/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to your house cleaned which /s4s/ did for you.
/s4s/ is a friend that never event talks about masturbation with you.
/s4s/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to request volunteer time.
/s4s/ is checking his privilege next time someone he may disagree with knocks on his door.
/s4s/ is the friend who constantly talks about supreme anime rather than shitty english dubs
/s4s/ is the only one who understands dubs
/s4s/ is someone who would never pay a hooker for anything, because his consensual sex life is out of this world
/s4s/ is the uncle who took you to do cool things and get ice cream
/s4s/ is still recovering in the hospital, after donating his kidney to a dying child
/s4s/ is the educated, informed, tolerant friend
/s4s/ is cake