General Discussion/GET Tactics
ALL GENERAL DISCUSSION REGARDING THE GET AND GETTING TACTICS BELONG HERE
This thread is for discussion as well as GET-tactics and whatever else is necessary to get the ball rolling and get people educated. Edit this OP however you please.
Tips and tricks for GETing:
• Don't forget to post from your Phone/other devices if they are on other networks.
• Mention this site, but don't be retarded and actually type "8chan" or obvious affiliated words unaltered, they will likely get you an automatic ban and your post won't even get submitted, put the 8chan logo in your image instead.
You can find the 8chan logo here: >>8348
(∞chan is spam filtered, 8chan.co is banfiltered, and other hidden filters are in place which may vary per board and change over time, always slightly obfuscate your mentions of 8chan to avoid any chance of hitting a filter)
• Be clever: (don't simply copy the following examples)
- Replace letters with their foreign counterparts ( http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm | http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet ):
>8cháñ
>응chan ( Be inventive with Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Gook symbols http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm )
- Use Combining Characters (Zalgo Text) to dodge the filter ( http://www.eeemo.net/ ), use weak settings so that your words aren't completely illegible.
You can combine this with the above suggestions to be extremely safe.
- Use synonyms: ( http://thesaurus.com )
>This is for Flaming Wheels
>GET for the chan of infinity
- You can just talk about 4chan:
>mods are corrupt
>4chan is kill
• REDUCE THE FILESIZE OF YOUR IMAGE! You do not want to be stuck waiting for your image to upload in the last critical second:
- Open it up in an image editor and crop AND shrink that shit.
- Try converting your image to different file formats with lower quality settings. (eg. Go into GIMP, and save as .jpg with lower quality and higher smoothing settings)
- Big areas of flat colours compress better than complex patterned areas. See if you can simplify your image. If the background doesn't matter, smudge it and/or try to make it a single colour.
( see http://graphicdesign.stackexchange.com/a/48760 for more )
• Making a thread requires an image, if you don't want to post an image and if you want to post with the lowest latency possible then consider making your GET post in an existing thread.
[Warning, it can be incredibly difficult in the final seconds to get into an existing thread and post a GET attempt before the thread is pushed off the board by new threads. Make a new thread for your GET attempt if possible]
• Do not worry if you don't have a GETing script, most of us don't and they will be highly inaccurate in a GET of this magnitude, we are using our numbers and autism to carpetbomb this GET.
You can get a GET watcher script on https://get.4ch.net/
It will help you keep track of the post number in real time and is an invaluable asset. Be wary in the last crucial seconds, as the final post spikes may catch you off guard.
• https://archive.today and screenshot the GET post if you get or see the GET, it is very likely it will be deleted by mods or pushed off the board by new threads.
Archive.today tips:
4chan's new-thread links come in the format:
http://boards.4chan.org/theboard/thread/OPpostnumber, for something like the 300000000 GET on /v/, the link will be: http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/300000000
Archive.today will only submit the link ONCE if you use the same link. It takes ~1 minute before it accepts a new archive for the submission of an already submitted link.
If someone attempts to archive.today the GET link before the GET, it will archive a 404 page and subsequent archives by other anons will be redirected to that submission, preventing anyone from archiving the real GET.
To work around this, add a '#' after the link, followed by any garbage you want, archive.today will treat it as a unique link and make a separate submission for it.
Prepare several of these links before hand, then, at the time of the GET, submit them one after another to carpet-archive the GET. Hopefully at least 1 archive will successfully archive the GET page after it's posted and before it's deleted.
Demo:
submitted 19:22:33 - https://archive.today/FSYTb - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac241
submitted 19:22:35 - https://archive.today/hijuw - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac242
submitted 19:22:38 - https://archive.today/SHD5R - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac243
submitted 19:22:39 - https://archive.today/t6YHc - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac244
submitted 19:22:40 - https://archive.today/GVDTS - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac245
submitted 19:22:42 - https://archive.today/ikYvd - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac246
submitted 19:22:43 - https://archive.today/6yYje - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac247
submitted 19:22:44 - https://archive.today/HYiUz - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac248
• When we get under 1k posts til the GET start posting occasionally on the board to gauge how fast the post number is rising.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 10 SECOND FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN POSTS
10 Seconds is a FUCKING LONG TIME when you're posting in the last critical seconds for the GET.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 5 MINUTE FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN DUPLICATE POSTS
Quickly add a random letter to your post (or ideally a full-stop) and slam that post button again.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE FUCKING CAPTCHA
Have that shit clicked and entered a handful of seconds before you post, don't do it just as you post.
• Finally, CHECK IF YOU'RE ALREADY BANNED ( www.4chan.org/banned (copy and paste the url to avoid referrer header tracking) ) switch proxies, reset your router and evade that shit if you are.
Beware, it can sometimes say you're not banned when, in reality, you are (attempting to post will put a red bar at the bottom of the Quick Reply saying "You are Banned" regardless of what www.4chan.org/banned says)
In this case, clear your cache and cookies, possibly hop to another proxy/reset your router and make a test post somewhere to see if you are truly banned.
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For those here for GETBall, you can find the rules here: https://8ch.net/getball/rules.html ( https://archive.is/G9PDN )
Please note:
- A GET stolen from cuckchan shall award the full league GET score directly to the capturing teams yearly point total.
- Cuckchan GETs must demonstrably be from the Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Fullchan or they will not be accepted.
Programming and Scripts Thread
Discuss and post scripts here!
GET Stats:
In the order attempted:
/b/ 600,000,000 - missed, 3 off: https://archive.today/sROiU#43.76% - /sp/
/co/ 70,000,000 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, deleted before any archive could get it, screenie: archive.today/qlyrO
/mlp/ 22,222,222 - missed, no attempts made (no one even knew about it).
/biz/ 700,000 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, https://archive.moe/biz/thread/700000
/m/ 12,345,678 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, https://archive.moe/m/thread/12345678
/hm/ 1,111,111 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, https://archive.today/oOBq9 (the normal archiver may still have the CP that was dumped, so I would avoid it)
/a/ 123,456,789 - missed, 1 off and multiple other close hits within 5 posts: https://archive.moe/a/post/123456788 - /sp/, 91, 87, 92 and more.
/wsg/ 600,000 - missed, 1 off and multiple other close hits within 5 posts: https://archive.moe/wsg/post/600001 - /sp/, 02, 98, 03 and more.
/o/ 12,345,678 - missed, no attempts made (thread was made on /4get/ but everyone was asleep when the GET went by archive.today/aqoDS#75%).
/int/ 40,000,000 - missed, 3 off: https://archive.moe/int/thread/39999997 - /undina/
/vg/ 100,000,000 - GOT! - /undina/ GET, https://archive.moe/vg/thread/100000000 archive.today/Dnd6A
/n/ 800,000 - GOT! - /monster/ GET, https://archive.today/OwkSE
/diy/ 800,000 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, https://archive.today/VqaWo
/out/ 500,000 - missed, 1 off and multiple other close hits within 5 posts: archive.moe/out/thread/500001 - /undina/, 98, 02 and 96
/tv/ 55,555,555 - missed, 3 off: archive.moe/tv/thread/55555552 - /bane/
/pol/ 44,444,444 - GOT! - /imperfectsatan/ GET, http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/44444444 archive.is/DB57D
/s4s/ 3,333,333 - GOT! - /monster/ GET, http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/3333333 https://archive.is/Ow7WA
/mu/ 55,555,555 - missed, two 1 offs and multiple other close hits within 5 posts - /sp/: archive.is/wlIsI and archive.is/nHHiO#95% other close hits: 59, 60
/gif/ 7,000,000 - GOT! - #GamerGate GET, no board claimed: https://archive.moe/gif/thread/6999928/#7000000 https://archive.is/mZJob
/hc/ 777,777 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, http://fgts.jp/hc/thread/777777 https://archive.is/T2RNN
/qa/ 111,111 - GOT! - /imperfectsatan/ GET, https://archive.moe/qa/thread/111111 archive.is/ApgGS
/asp/ 666,666 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, http://fgts.jp/asp/thread/666501/#666666 https://archive.is/7R2Ap
/tg/ 40,000,000 - missed, two 1 offs and a close hit within 5 posts - /sp/: archive.is/YoPih and archive.is/JuP4d#94.5% other close hits: 97
/lgbt/ 4,444,444 - GOT! - /monster/ GET, http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/4439540/#4444444 https://archive.is/sr1o2#70%
/biz/ 777,777 - GOT! - /intl/ GET, https://archive.moe/biz/thread/777777 https://archive.is/bm5JR
/qa/ 123,456 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, https://archive.moe/qa/thread/123456 https://archive.is/jObxv
/lit/ 6,666,666 - missed, 2 off and multiple other close hits within 5 posts: https://archive.is/j4Ar2 - /sp/, 63, 70, 61
/fa/ 10,000,000 - missed, 5 off: archive.is/1ypdW#selection-2679.0-2699.7 (an attempt got 9,999,999 but the 8chan image failed to upload, disqualifying the attempt)
/wsg/ 666,666 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, https://archive.is/ZDcP0
/hc/ 8,000,000 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, https://archive.is/zZzok
/v/ 300,000,000 - missed, 2 off and multiple other close hits within 5 posts: - /just/ archive.is/84VyJ other close hits: 03, 97, 05
/t/ 666,666 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, https://archive.is/Hao5h
/biz/ 800,000 - missed, no attempts made (no thread made on /4get/, everyone forgot about it).
/r9k/ 20,000,000 - GOT! - 8chan GET, no board claimed: https://archive.is/a4tHz
/trv/ 1,000,000 - GOT! - /monster/ GET, https://archive.is/i0pBH#selection-1767.0-1787.0
/toy/ 5,000,000 - missed, two 1 offs and multiple other close hits within 5 posts: - /sp/ archive.is/7ISTv other close hits: 98, 97
/i/ 444,444 - missed, no attempts made, board PPH suddenly spiked after its oldest thread was raided by most of 4chan (view >>9346 ITT + archive.loveisover.me/i/thread/394206/#444444)
/sp/ 60,000,000 - missed, two 1 offs and a close hit within 5 posts: /sp/ archive.is/BrOAK and archive.is/VRPWD#selection-2927.0-2943.8 other close hits: 05
/gd/ 222,222 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, https://archive.is/rJQTT
/ck/ 6,666,666 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, https://archive.is/x0tJG
/int/ 44,444,444 - missed, no notable attempts
/h/ 4,000,000 - missed, two 1 offs and two 2 offs: /sp/ archive.is/dRM4k and archive.moe/h/thread/3999965/#3999998
/asp/ 700,000 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, https://archive.is/lgfA6
/fit/ 33,333,333 - missed, 2 off and multiple other close hits within 5 posts: - /sp/ archive.is/LIlaX#selection-1830.0-1857.0 other close hits: 28, 38
/out/ 555,555 - GOT! - /monster/ GET, https://archive.is/S1NmE
/wsg/ 700,000 - missed, two 1 offs: /sp/ archive.moe/wsg/thread/700001 and archive.moe/wsg/thread/698259/#699999
/soc/ 22,222,222 - GOT! - /imperfectsatan/ GET, https://archive.is/OEP1j
/vg/ 111,111,111 - GET is disabled, but we GOT both surronding digits anyway while checking! - /sp/ and /imperfectsatan/ archive.is/r6NuF and archive.is/RroPF
/tv/ 60,000,000 - missed, 2 off and a close hit within 5 posts: /imperfectsatan/ archive.moe/tv/post/60000002 other close hits: 03
/lit/ 7,000,000 - GOT! - /sp/ GET, https://archive.is/UsQDb
Ordered by value (no links so we do not hit the link limit):
9 digits:
/b/ 600,000,000 - missed, 3 off
/v/ 300,000,000 - missed, 2 off and multiple other close hits within 5 posts
/a/ 123,456,789 - missed, 1 off and multiple other close hits within 5 posts
/vg/ 111,111,111 - GET is disabled, but we GOT both surronding digits anyway while checking!
/vg/ 100,000,000 - GOT!
8 digits:
/co/ 70,000,000 - GOT!
/tv/ 60,000,000 - missed, 2 off and a close hit within 5 posts
/sp/ 60,000,000 - missed, two 1 offs and a close hit within 5 posts
/tv/ 55,555,555 - missed, 3 off
/mu/ 55,555,555 - missed, two 1 offs and multiple other close hits within 5 posts
/int/ 44,444,444 - missed, no notable attempts
/pol/ 44,444,444 - GOT!
/tg/ 40,000,000 - missed, two 1 offs and a close hit within 5 posts
/int/ 40,000,000 - missed, 3 off
/fit/ 33,333,333 - missed, 2 off and multiple other close hits within 5 posts:
/soc/ 22,222,222 - GOT!
/mlp/ 22,222,222 - missed, no attempts made (no one even knew about it).
/r9k/ 20,000,000 - GOT!
/m/ 12,345,678 - GOT!
/o/ 12,345,678 - missed, no attempts made (thread was made on /4get/ but everyone was asleep when the GET went by).
/fa/ 10,000,000 - missed, 5 off (an attempt got 9,999,999 but the 8chan image failed to upload, disqualifying the attempt)
7 digits:
/hc/ 8,000,000 - GOT!
/gif/ 7,000,000 - GOT!
/ck/ 6,666,666 - GOT!
/lit/ 7,000,000 - GOT!
/lit/ 6,666,666 - missed, 2 off and multiple other close hits within 5 posts
/toy/ 5,000,000 - missed, two 1 offs and multiple other close hits within 5 posts
/lgbt/ 4,444,444 - GOT!
/h/ 4,000,000 - missed, two 1 offs and two 2 offs
/s4s/ 3,333,333 - GOT!
/hm/ 1,111,111 - GOT!
/trv/ 1,000,000 - GOT!
6 digits:
/biz/ 800,000 - missed, no attempts made (no thread made on /4get/, everyone forgot about it).
/diy/ 800,000 - GOT!
/n/ 800,000 - GOT!
/biz/ 777,777 - GOT!
/hc/ 777,777 - GOT!
/wsg/ 700,000 - missed, two 1 offs
/asp/ 700,000 - GOT!
/t/ 666,666 - GOT!
/wsg/ 666,666 - GOT!
/asp/ 666,666 - GOT!
/biz/ 700,000 - GOT!
/wsg/ 600,000 - missed, 1 off and multiple other close hits within 5 posts
/out/ 555,555 - GOT!
/out/ 500,000 - missed, 1 off and multiple other close hits within 5 posts
/i/ 444,444 - missed, no attempts made, board PPH suddenly spiked after its oldest thread was raided by most of 4chan (view archive and post >>9346 ITT)
/gd/ 222,222 - GOT!
/qa/ 123,456 - GOT!
/qa/ 111,111 - GOT!
Updated after every GET attempt.
OFFICIAL DRAWFAG THREAD
>POST BANNERS AND OTHER OC
Here is my contribution.
MODS STICKY
Dead board?
halfchan /b/ 666,666,666 9 DIGIT GET!
LARGEST NINE DIGIT GET SIGHTED!
READY YOUR ASSES, THIS BABY'S COMING IN 78 HOURS FROM THIS POST
Read >>96 if you're new for ALL the information you need
/pol/ 60000000
400000 posts left
~5 days
/vg/ 123456789
It's coming soon
We'll need all hands on deck for this one
/pol/ 55555555
I'm fucking ready.
11749 to go
GETwatcher.net = 4-5 Hours
/diy/ 900000
Couple of questions of discussion for he community…
1. What are we going to do when December comes, if ColdSquarez decides to go ahead with his plans?
2. Who we represent?
3. How is everyone's day so far?
130 Left to go!
GETwatcher.net = 10 hours
/qa/ 333333
Jackie 4chan… The man who strives to answer every fucking question. Only then he can start his administrative role over CuckChan.
229 Left to go!
GETwatcher.net= 1-2 hours
/mu/ 60000000
Everyone who participated in the /int/ attempt share you're experience and tell us when you fired… Shit like that.
6500 left to go!
GETwatcher.net= 5-6 hours
/int/ 50000000
about 39 hours left
this will be a tough one, but imagine if we took it?
4/3/ 500000
We gotta be careful with this one… It's quick to rise to a high PPH without warning.
55 to go!
GETwatcher.net= 1-7 hours
/ck/ 7000000
So this board is all about cuckin… cooking!— Cooking is what I meant… That's what I said…. clearly.
1600 to go!
GETwatcher.net= 10hours
/wsg/ 800000
We already missed the /ck/ one… We need to make up for it, with this one!
60 to go!
1 Hour!
/qa/ 300000
What the fuck is keeping this board alive? Is Jackie 4chan still answering questions?
1400 left to go!
GETwatcher.net = 11 Hours
/aco/ 10000
Jackie 4chan has created a new board, and in turn, has created a new set of 4GETs! A child can grow into an amazing figure… But only if they're brought up right and disciplined to fuck all! Let's beat this child into the ground, and make it learn that they should respect their superiors! US!
3500 left to go!
GETwatcher.net = N/A
GETwatcher.exe = 2 - 3 Hours
/diy/ 8888888
Step 1: Make thread
Step 2: Post link to thread on GETball representative's boards
Step 3: Wait
Step 4: Wait some more
Step 5: Obtain the Perfect Numbers in the name of the great and glorious 8chan
75 left to go!
GETwatcher.net = 3 Hours
Why the FUCK is the transporation board appreviated to /n/? And why did I never notice this before? Maybe it stands for /no ones is going to every fucking post here, but lets keep this board up for the hell of it/.
150 left to go!
GETwatcher.net = 19ish Hours
Clippy AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
/hm/ 1234567
Ladies (questionably) and gentlemen… If we wish to be the best, we must dive into the dangerous parts of the shitpile.
520 to go!
GETwatcher.net = 11 Hours
/wsg/ 777777
Twoand a half, if you want to include 4/aco/… 4GETs coming up…
Remember no Russian, Gifs only on this board.
300 to go!
Getwatcher.net = 8 Hours
/lgbt/ 5000000
Time to get your Tumblr on boys.. We got ourselves a queerish board ahead of us, my friends. Pun intended.
4100 to go!
GETwatcher.net = 12 - 14 Hours
/out/ 600000
This looks like one of the abandoned boards.. in theory we could get it down to 5 posts and still have an hours before they decide to make five posts. For this one we can carpet bomb them extremely easily, so lets count off our cannons and show some teamwork!
350 to go!
13ish Hours to go!
/qa/ 200000
This GET is going to happen NOW
The new 4chan owner is doing a Q&A session
this is your chance
/biz 900000
Apparently we want a new board… So I'm going to take the initiative.
90 posts left
1-2 Hours left
The last 4/biz/ GET was a failure… We need to come together and work together. As soon as you arrive, count off your cannons and get set!
I got 1 cannon since I can't find my phone.
/biz/ 888888
IT'S TIME FOR SOME BUSINESS CLASS RELATED CONTENT!
900 left!
16ish Hours
The small fish before the shark, my friends! Let's use this GET as an attempt to rally up troops for the big 4/r9k/.
/ic/ 2222222
The 4chan art board
Happening sometime in the next day
/r9k/ 22222222
If we could have ALL the participating members come to this thread, instead of having the same conversation on their own respect boards… That would be nice! This boards was made for the simple purpose of planning our attack and plans to get these 4GETs…. I fear that if we don't converge and communicate effectively, we could fail at the goal.
11100 to go!
GETwatcher.net = 7 - 9 Hours
GETwatcher.exe = 4 - 5 Hours
/sp/ GET
Wade must defend a satellite board
This is dedicated to all of you who fight the good fight against 4cuck tyranny
4/g/ 50,000,000 get
Where are you fags?
The get is going to happen in less than two days.
/pol/ 50000000
4/pol/ 50000000
/pol/ 3000000
>/4get/10000
We need to focus on the correct target… The one with the biggest numbers! If necessary, we can have our own conversations within one of the /pol/s to get it out of the way quicker. If we can push one of them to happen faster, then we'll have the green light for all participating members to focus on one and only one at a time!
Don't focus completely on the /4get/, only do it if its during a low time…. NOT WHEN THERE IS N<100 LEFT IN THE BIG GETS!
/lit/ 7000000
Our last attempt wasn't the best… But now its time to make up for that and move on.
5000 to go!
GETwatcher.net = 30+ Hours
GETwatcher.exe = ~30+ Hours
/tv/ 60000000
This is the first official CuckholeChan GET in three weeks!
With the help from our new allies /55ch/ and several other smaller but still relevant boards….
Our numbers and power have increased greatly!
Let's kick these fuckers to the ground!
This is one of the ones we can get right?
POST THIS
/soc/ 22222222
Unfortunately our last attempt was a devastating failure, one that I will admit, I took part in the cause. The majority of the players (including myself, not going to lie) opted out of the team and tried to solo the GET by themselves… In the end this lead to /s4s/ getting a GET that normally would have been a EXTREMELY easy target. In this board, all other boards are irrelevant, they are only the titles and names that you bare… We are a conglomeration of men and women with the experience and skills needed to show the power and determination of the glorious 8chan! We need to imprint in our minds that this is a team based operation, and if we want any achievements out in the field, we need to show that!
NO MORE SOLO-ING! WHEN YOU GET HERE COUNT OFF YOUR CANNONS AND GET SET!
/vg/ 111111111
Everyone ready to steal virgin nepts tonight?
/wsg/ 700000
Should be pretty easy
Happening later today
Just have to remember to use a .gif
No other formats allowed
http://getwatcher.net/detailed.html?board=wsg&get=700000&chan=4chan
/lit/
This'll likely be an especially salty one if anyone pulls it off.
/out/ 555,555 GET in the hour!
boards.4chan.org/out
/fit/ 33333333 get
Big one here, invite our /fit/ board to help steal this one maybe?
http://getwatcher.net/detailed.html?board=fit&get=33333333&chan=4chan&count=100
/asp/ 700000 get
Alternative sports
http://getwatcher.net/detailed.html?board=asp&get=700000&chan=4chan
/h/
Cuck/h/ is in 4 hours or so. Let's get ready.
/ck/ 6666666 GET
Feeling hungry for some digits? Your stomach's deprived of 7 repeating numbers? Well time to fill it up because /ck/'s 6666666 get is to be served in about a day's time.
http://getwatcher.net/detailed.html?board=ck&get=6666666&chan=4chan&count=100
>Sponsored by /imperfectstan/
44,444,444 on /int/
coming 10th june around 6AM UTC +-4 hours my estimate
/gd/ 222222
It's a six digit but its approaching.
Slow board about graphic design.
http://getwatcher.net/detailed.html?board=gd&get=222222&chan=4chan
4CHAN /SP/
It's happening
http://getwatcher.net/detailed.html?board=sp&get=60000000&chan=4chan&count=25
/toy/ IS AT 4999548
I REPEAT /toy/ IS AT 4999548
/trv/ 1000000 GET
We're going to get all three CuckholeChan GETs tonight! We're going to show them our power and might before we head off to the land 4/sp/!
WE HAVE A MISSION FOR OURSELVES TODAY!
/r9k/ 20000000 GET
we cannot let this one pass. Team dai gurren
BATTLE STATIONS!
4chan user here, just passing by
AUTISM
>board created specifically for autistic neets to look at post counts on other boards and shitpost
/t/ 666666 get
Blah blah, you know the drill. Hope we can get this one
http://getwatcher.net/detailed.html?board=t&get=666666&chan=4chan
/hc/ 800000
It's set to happen before the /v/ get, and in a mere 12 hours, too, meaning it will likely happen tonight.
/v/ - 300,000,000 GET thread!
/v/ 300,000,000 GET in under 3 hours from the last edit of this post!
Tips and tricks for GETing:
• Don't forget to post from your Phone/other devices if they are on other networks.
• Mention this site, but don't be retarded and actually type "8chan" or obvious affiliated words unaltered, they will likely get you an automatic ban and your post won't even get submitted, put the 8chan logo in your image instead.
You can find the 8chan logo here: >>8643
(∞chan is spam filtered, 8chan.co is banfiltered, and other hidden filters are in place which may vary per board and change over time, always slightly obfuscate your mentions of 8chan to avoid any chance of hitting a filter)
• Be clever: (don't simply copy the following examples)
- Replace letters with their foreign counterparts ( http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm | http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet ):
>8cháñ
>응chan ( Be inventive with Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Gook symbols http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm )
- Use Combining Characters (Zalgo Text) to dodge the filter ( http://www.eeemo.net/ ), use weak settings so that your words aren't completely illegible.
You can combine this with the above suggestions to be extremely safe.
- Use synonyms: ( http://thesaurus.com )
>This is for Flaming Wheels
>GET for the chan of infinity
- You can just talk about 4chan:
>mods are corrupt
>4chan is kill
• REDUCE THE FILESIZE OF YOUR IMAGE! You do not want to be stuck waiting for your image to upload in the last critical second:
- Open it up in an image editor and crop AND shrink that shit.
- Try converting your image to different file formats with lower quality settings. (eg. Go into GIMP, and save as .jpg with lower quality and higher smoothing settings)
- Big areas of flat colours compress better than complex patterned areas. See if you can simplify your image. If the background doesn't matter, smudge it and/or try to make it a single colour.
( see http://graphicdesign.stackexchange.com/a/48760 for more )
• Making a thread requires an image, if you don't want to post an image and if you want to post with the lowest latency possible then consider making your GET post in an existing thread.
[Warning, it can be incredibly difficult in the final seconds to get into an existing thread and post a GET attempt before the thread is pushed off the board by new threads. Make a new thread for your GET attempt if possible]
• Do not worry if you don't have a GETing script, most of us don't and they will be highly inaccurate in a GET of this magnitude, we are using our numbers and autism to carpetbomb this GET.
You can get a GET watcher script on https://get.4ch.net/
It will help you keep track of the post number in real time and is an invaluable asset. Be wary in the last crucial seconds, as the final post spikes may catch you off guard.
• https://archive.today and screenshot the GET post if you get or see the GET, it is very likely it will be deleted by mods or pushed off the board by new threads.
You can find more information here: >>96
halfchan /wsg/ 666666 GET coming up!
shit why isn't Stan in this?
boards.4chan.org/wsg
ETA now
YOU MUST USE A .gif OR .webm
USE GIMP TO EDIT YOUR .gifs
/fa/ - 10000000 GET thread
Going to happen soon in about a day's time. Wonder how they feel about CIA's outfit.
http://getwatcher.net/detailed.html?board=fa&get=10000000%20&chan=4chan&count=25
>move to a new chan to avoid halfchan
>still obsessing over halfchan
Well, looks like we can 4get about it.
/tv/ 55555555
13 hours remain.
2 GETS CLAIMED FOR THE GLORY OF 8CHAN
70000000 & 69999999Congratulations faggots!!
Looking forward to more in future.
it would make more sense if we spammed something together. something that will really piss off the mods, like a link to the irc logs.
Hispachan 1M GET
Hispachan, a large Spanish-language chan, is nearing close to their 1 millionth post on /g/, their /b/.It's not Halfchan but still a major GET on a largish chan. Take a look:
https://www.hispachan.org/g/
Pic related, the most recent post.
Board Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zXx0ReqOOI
SOON
SUGGESTED GET MATERIAL
USE NEGRIN FOR THE GETITS HIS TIME TO SHINE
NEGRIN IS BEST
Attention
The URL http://redchan.it Redirects to 8chan and is NOT B& or filtered on Halfchan as far as I am aware
We should steal the GET in the name of Acid Rain
>Be me.
>Been a really good boy and saved up 100 GBP all week.
>Now I can dine on awesome tendies ALL WEEKEND.
>Lunch goes rad, got a nice hot plate of tendies and sauce.
>Later on my tummie starts to grumble, and I know its din din time.
>Leave my room and head downstairs.
>"Mommie, mommie its time for din din, its tendie time!"
>Mommie is on the couch watching wrestling with another new daddy
>Lazy fucking bitch, but who cares as long as I get my tendies.
>"Sorry Anon, you know the rules, tendies only once a day as per the GBP Bylaw Section 666, article 69, go make some bagel bytes and leave my friend and I alone for a bit"
>Fucking liar!!There is no such rule on the GBP Chart, and fucking Bagel Bytes? What an insult.
>She will learn…
>Wait 2 hours past my beddie bye time.
>Grab my pee pee spittoon and my hidden pair of mommies soiled undies to wear as a superhero mask.
>Interrupt her and new daddy playing on the couch.
>"LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE, CHICKEN TENDERS IS WHAT I DESIRE!"
>Start spinning around like the Tasmanian Devil spraying my pee pee all over the place.
>New daddy is screaming, mommie is crying.
and here I am, eating breakfast tendies in bed like a fucking king. New dadddy even said he was going to show me his new gun in the woods this weekend.
Hey buddy I think you've got the wrong door the leather club is two blocks down
BANE?
Just remember to pass the GET to Tucker
/s4s/ get thread
I'm pretty sure this one'll happen before the cuck/mu/ one. Everyone ready to leave their best shitpost?
Although I know some people here don't count it as a get, 56666666 on /mu/ is approaching for those who are desperate to steal something. ~2700 posts left as I write this
What counts as a GET?
>>2944>69999999 isn't a GET.
>>2954
>>7 identical digits in a row isn't a GET
>What planet are you from? Or are you using Hotwheels' retarded definition of "only posts ending in 0s are GETs"
Can we get some discussion on what exactly DOES and DOES NOT count as a GET?
/qa/ 123456
I'm convinced there's a chance it'll happen overnight.
To get to /qa/, visit this URL:
boards.4chan.org/qa (copy and paste it into your url bar)
/biz/ 777777 GET Thread!
4chan.org/biz/
ETA ~2 and a half hours, ~300 posts left from the making of this thread
Read >>96 if you're new to this
Ready up your GETWatchers!
>wade davis is trending on twitter
/lgbt/ 4444444 get inbound
/lgbt/ 4444444 get soon.
Currently 2878 posts remaining, will happen by today or tomorrow
http://getwatcher.net/detailed.html?board=lgbt&get=4444444&chan=4chan
/leftypol/ 200,000
Less than a thousand away! ETA: ~7 Hours
/tg/ 40000000
On the radar
Roughly 50000 to go for this one with ~18500 PPD
/asp/ 666666
A job for imperfect stan.
2 days - 1347 posts remain
/qa/ GET
People didn't remember to try for the 100000, but it seems we're able to make up for that soon enough.
/hc/ 777777
A pure Sexts on /hc/ is due in 895 posts.
It is expected to arrive tomorrow due to the slowness.
Report in when ready as this will be one of the few GETs we will be able to steal for a while
wew
wew
gif 7000000 get
it's coming up soon 8 hours left
Is GETball actually EASIER on 4chan?
Hear me out. 4chan may have faster boards, but there's a key difference between them and us that makes it impossible for them to compete:
On 4chan, you're not allowed to organize. You get banned or deleted the moment you make an offtopic thread about GETs. You can't do raids, or organize to steal 8GETs. So for this reason, I think that the GETball competition remains an 8chan competition, even when it is occurring on 4chan. It's still a competition between /bane/, /int/, /undina/, etc. 4chan is just that pathetic.
/mu/ 55555555
You might want to start paying attention to this. ~550k posts left for it. Might take about 3 days.
I like killzone. Anybody are fan of the Helghasts?
anime teehee~~
I hope you guys know 4chan is going to try to steal 8/pol/'s 1888888 get. It's not quite as glorious but we should make sure to secure it.
I'll be at work so I won't be able to help with this, unfortunately.
R8 my OC 4get.
Made this as a quick guide.What do you think?
/pol/ 44444444 GET Bread
4chan's /pol/ has less than 300k posts until the GET
According to Getwatcher, we have about 12 days until the GET, so it's a ways off. Do we want to get 8/pol/ in on this?
Read >>96 for GETing tips and tricks!
/diy/ 800000 get
76 Hours remain
/tv/ 55,555,555 GET thread!
Still a ways off, but here's the thread.
Read >>96 for GETing tips and tricks!
/out/ 500000
484 left
WE GOT IT! WE GOT /vg/'s 100,000,000 GET!
Congratulations >>>/undina/https://archive.moe/vg/thread/100000000/
https://archive.today/Dnd6A
cuckchan disabled 99999999 type GETs, spoil sports
/n/ 800,000 get coming up
a get is coming up on 4chan.9hours left
https://boards.4chan.org/n/
read >>96
/n/ 800000
Kind of crept up on is, slow board though, get the fuck in here guys.
halfchan /wsg/'s 600000 GET thread!
halfchan /wsg/'s 600000 GET is coming up!~552 posts left from the last edit of this post!
GET Watcher predicts the GET will be in ~17 hours!
Board: https://boards.4chan.org/wsg/
Download the GET Watcher here: http://get.4ch.net
Python script: http://get.4ch.net/board_watcher.py
GUI version EXE: http://get.4ch.net/getball.7z
Tips and tricks for GETing:
• Don't forget to post from your Phone/other devices if they are on other networks.
• Watch out for the automatic word banfilter.
Mention this site, but don't be a retard and actually type "8chan" or obvious affiliated words unaltered, they will likely get you an automatic ban and your post won't even get submitted.
• Be clever:
- Replace letters with their foreign counterparts ( http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm | http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet ):
>8cháñ
>응chan ( Be inventive with Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Gook symbols http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm )
- Use synonyms: ( don't use these exact ones, http://thesaurus.com )
>This is for Flaming Wheels
>GET for the chan of infinity
- You can just talk about 4chan:
>mods are corrupt
>4chan is kill
• REDUCE THE FILESIZE OF YOUR IMAGE, you do not want to be stuck waiting for your image to upload in the last critical second:
- Open it up in an image editor and crop+shrink that shit.
- Try converting your image to different file formats with lower quality settings.
- Big areas of flat colours compress better than complex patterned areas. See if you can simplify your image. If the background doesn't matter, smudge it and/or try to make it a single colour. ( see http://graphicdesign.stackexchange.com/a/48760 for more )
• Making a thread requires an image, if you don't want to post an image and want to post with the lowest latency possible consider making your GET post in an existing thread.
[Warning, it can be incredibly difficult in the final seconds to get into an existing thread and post a GET attempt before the thread is pushed off the board by new threads. Make a new thread for your GET attempt if possible]
• Do not worry if you don't have a GET script, most of us probably don't, we are using our numbers and autism to carpetbomb this GET. You can get a GET watcher script on https://get.4ch.net/
• https://archive.today and screenshot the GET post if you get or see the GET, it is likely it will be deleted by mods or pushed off the board by new threads.
Archive.today tips:
4chan's new thread links come in the format:
http://boards.4chan.org/theboard/thread/OPpostnumber, for something like the 300000000 GET on /v/, the link will be: http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/300000000
Archive.today will only submit the link ONCE if you use the same link. It takes ~1 minute before it accepts a new archive for the submission of an already submitted link.
If someone attempts to archive.today the GET link before the GET, it will archive a 404 page and subsequent archives by other anons will be redirected to that submission, preventing anyone from archiving the real GET.
To work around this, add a '#' after the link, followed by any garbage you want, archive.today will treat it as a unique link and make a separate submission for it.
Prepare several of these links before hand, then, at the time of the GET, submit them one after another to carpet-archive the GET. Hopefully at least 1 archive will successfully archive the GET page after it's posted and before it's deleted.
Demo:
submitted 19:22:33 - https://archive.today/FSYTb - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac241
submitted 19:22:35 - https://archive.today/hijuw - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac242
submitted 19:22:38 - https://archive.today/SHD5R - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac243
submitted 19:22:39 - https://archive.today/t6YHc - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac244
submitted 19:22:40 - https://archive.today/GVDTS - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac245
submitted 19:22:42 - https://archive.today/ikYvd - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac246
submitted 19:22:43 - https://archive.today/6yYje - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac247
submitted 19:22:44 - https://archive.today/HYiUz - http://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/57691560#7b4a085dc517beb544c6299f3136ac248
• When we get under 1k posts til the GET start posting occasionally on the board to gauge how fast the post number is rising.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 10 SECOND FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN POSTS
10 Seconds is a FUCKING LONG TIME when you're posting in the last critical seconds for the GET.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 5 MINUTE FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN DUPLICATE POSTS
Quickly add a random letter to your post (or ideally a full-stop) and slam that post button again.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE FUCKING CAPTCHA
Have that shit clicked and entered a handful of seconds before you post, don't do it just as you post.
• Finally, CHECK IF YOU'RE ALREADY BANNED ( https://www.4chan.org/banned ) switch proxies, reset your router and evade that shit if you are.
+ + + KRAUTCHAN /b/ 8888888 GET + + +
https://krautchan.net/b/
Only about 700 posts left.
Not 4chan but maybe it's of interest to some of you.
you guys are amazing. You take something as insignificant as the image numbers on 4chan, and you use it to piss everyone the fuck off. I love you all keep up the good work.
/vg/ 100,000,000 GET thread!
Pissing elf edition (instead of monster)Come on in and wait, it's coming in hot.
Read >>96 on what to say, as well as GETing tips and tricks
As always, try to mention 8chan while avoiding the banfilter.
You can use foreign characters or insert characters (eg. 8-c-h-a-n, but don't use this specific example). >>96 has more information and links for this.
You can also just include the 8chan logo in your post's GET image.
You MUST fill the subject field on /vg/ if you make your GET attempt with a new thread
If you wish to avoid that, you must make your GET attempt in an existing thread.
cuckchan /int/ 40,000,000 get thread!
get hypeRead >>96 for GETing tips and tricks
Banner Thread
We need some fuckin banners, lads.Post your best memes.
>"god machine"
4chan /o/'s 12345678 GET thread!
Ready in ~9 hours2900 posts left!
GET IN HERE!
Can we get some OC with cars?
pic related, can someone shop wade, kekec/spurdo and cia/bane into this scene?
Remember to use "8.chan" in your post as it bypasses the filter.
NEW 4/a/ 123456789 GET THREAD!
Quadratus never sleeps edition.GET Watch predicts it will arrive within 3 hours from the last edit of this post!
http://boards.4chan.org/a/
Tips and tricks for GETing:
• Don't forget to post from your Phone/other devices if they are on other networks.
• Watch out for the automatic word banfilter.
Mention this site, but don't be a retard and actually type "8chan" or obvious affiliated words unaltered, they will likely get you an automatic ban and your post won't even get submitted.
• Be clever:
- Replace letters with their foreign counterparts ( http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm | http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet ):
>8cháñ
>응chan ( Be inventive with Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Gook symbols http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm )
- Use synonyms: ( don't use these exact ones, http://thesaurus.com )
>This is for Flaming Wheels
>GET for the chan of infinity
- You can just talk about 4chan:
>mods are corrupt
>4chan is kill
• REDUCE THE FILESIZE OF YOUR IMAGE, you do not want to be stuck waiting for your image to upload in the last critical second:
- Open it up in an image editor and shrink that shit.
- Try converting your image to different file formats with lower quality settings.
- Big areas of flat colours compress better than complex patterned areas. See if you can simplify your image. ( see http://graphicdesign.stackexchange.com/a/48760 for more )
• Making a thread requires an image, if you don't want to post an image and want to post with the lowest latency possible consider making your GET post in an existing thread.
[Warning, it can be incredibly difficult in the final seconds to get into an existing thread and post a GET attempt before the thread is pushed off the board by new threads. Make a new thread for your GET attempt if possible]
• Do not worry if you don't have a GET script, most of us probably don't, we are using our numbers and autism to carpetbomb this GET. You can get a GET watcher script on https://get.4ch.net/
• When we get under 10k posts til the GET start posting occasionally on the board to gauge how fast the post number is rising.
• https://archive.today and screenshot the GET post if you get or see the GET, it is likely it will be deleted by mods or pushed off the board by new threads.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 10 SECOND FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN POSTS
10 Seconds is a FUCKING LONG TIME when you're posting in the last critical seconds for the GET.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 5 MINUTE FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN DUPLICATE POSTS
Quickly add a random letter to your post (or ideally a full-stop) and slam that post button again.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE FUCKING CAPTCHA
Have that shit clicked and entered a handful of seconds before you post, don't do it just as you post.
• Finally, CHECK IF YOU'RE ALREADY BANNED ( https://www.4chan.org/banned ) switch proxies, reset your router and evade that shit if you are.
/a/ 123456789 GET Preparation Thread!
Everyone get in here.GET Watch predicts it will arrive within 33 hours from the last edit of this post!
http://boards.4chan.org/a/
Tips and tricks for GETing:
• Don't forget to post from your Phone/other devices if they are on other networks.
• Watch out for the automatic word banfilter.
Mention this site, but don't be a retard and actually type "8chan" or obvious affiliated words unaltered, they will likely get you an automatic ban and your post won't even get submitted.
• Be clever:
- Replace letters with their foreign counterparts ( http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm | http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet ):
>8cháñ
>응chan ( Be inventive with Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Gook symbols http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm )
- Use synonyms: ( don't use these exact ones, http://thesaurus.com )
>This is for Flaming Wheels
>GET for the chan of infinity
- You can just talk about 4chan:
>mods are corrupt
>4chan is kill
• REDUCE THE FILESIZE OF YOUR IMAGE, you do not want to be stuck waiting for your image to upload in the last critical second:
- Open it up in an image editor and shrink that shit.
- Try converting your image to different file formats with lower quality settings.
- Big areas of flat colours compress better than complex patterned areas. See if you can simplify your image. ( see http://graphicdesign.stackexchange.com/a/48760 for more )
• Making a thread requires an image, if you don't want to post an image and want to post with the lowest latency possible consider making your GET post in an existing thread.
[Warning, it can be incredibly difficult in the final seconds to get into an existing thread and post a GET attempt before the thread is pushed off the board by new threads. Make a new thread for your GET attempt if possible]
• Do not worry if you don't have a GET script, most of us probably don't, we are using our numbers and autism to carpetbomb this GET. You can get a GET watcher script on https://get.4ch.net/
• When we get under 10k posts til the GET start posting occasionally on the board to gauge how fast the post number is rising.
• https://archive.today and screenshot the GET post if you get or see the GET, it is likely it will be deleted by mods or pushed off the board by new threads.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 10 SECOND FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN POSTS
10 Seconds is a FUCKING LONG TIME when you're posting in the last critical seconds for the GET.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 5 MINUTE FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN DUPLICATE POSTS
Quickly add a random letter to your post (or ideally a full-stop) and slam that post button again.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE FUCKING CAPTCHA
Have that shit clicked and entered a handful of seconds before you post, don't do it just as you post.
• Finally, CHECK IF YOU'RE ALREADY BANNED ( https://www.4chan.org/banned ) switch proxies, reset your router and evade that shit if you are.
So when/what is the next get?
1 get
4int
/hm/ 1111111 GET thread!
125 posts left until 4chan's 1111111 /hm/ GET!http://boards.4chan.org/hm/
Tips and tricks for GETing:
• Don't forget to post from your Phone/other devices if they are on other networks.
• Watch out for the automatic word banfilter.
Do not be a retard and actually type "8chan" or obvious affiliated words, they are likely to get you an automatic ban and your post won't even get submitted.
• Be clever:
- Replace letters with their foreign counterparts ( http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm | http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet ):
>8cháñ
>응chan ( Be inventive with Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Gook symbols http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm )
- Use synonyms: ( don't use these exact ones, http://thesaurus.com )
>This is for Flaming Wheels
>GET for the chan of infinity
- You can just talk about 4chan:
>mods are corrupt
>4chan is kill
• REDUCE THE FILESIZE OF YOUR IMAGE, you do not want to be stuck waiting for your image to upload in the last critical second:
- Open it up in an image editor and shrink that shit.
- Try converting your image to different file formats with lower quality settings.
- Big areas of flat colours compress better than complex patterned areas. See if you can simplify your image. ( see http://graphicdesign.stackexchange.com/a/48760 for more )
• Making a thread requires an image, if you don't want to post an image and want to post with the lowest latency possible consider making your GET post in an existing thread.
[Warning, it can be incredibly difficult in the final seconds to get into an existing thread and post a GET attempt before the thread is pushed off the board by new threads. Make a new thread for your GET attempt if possible]
• Do not worry if you don't have a GET script, most of us probably don't, we are using our numbers and autism to carpetbomb this GET. You can get a GET watcher script on https://get.4ch.net/
• When we get under 10k posts til the GET start posting occasionally on the board to gauge how fast the post number is rising.
• https://archive.today and screenshot the GET post if you get or see the GET, it is likely it will be deleted by mods or pushed off the board by new threads.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 10 SECOND FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN POSTS
10 Seconds is a FUCKING LONG TIME when you're posting in the last critical seconds for the GET.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 5 MINUTE FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN DUPLICATE POSTS
Quickly add a random letter to your post (or ideally a full-stop) and slam that post button again.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE FUCKING CAPTCHA
Have that shit clicked and entered a handful of seconds before you post, don't do it just as you post.
• Finally, CHECK IF YOU'RE ALREADY BANNED ( https://www.4chan.org/banned ) switch proxies, reset your router and evade that shit if you are.
————————————————————————————–
only 785 posts left until halfchans >>/hm/1111111 GET, why isn't there a thread about this?
UKIP GET
I'm like to thank everyone for my >>3000 votes!
/m/ 12345678 GET thread!
12345678 GET coming up in less than 2 hours!https://4chan.org/m/
Read >>96 for what to say and GETing tactics!
Spread the word to the other boards!
There are more 4chan GETs coming after this! /hm/'s 1111111 GET in ~30 hours and /a/'s 123456789 GET in ~111 hours
Tips and tricks for GETing:
• Don't forget to post from your Phone/other devices if they are on other networks.
• Watch out for the automatic word banfilter.
Do not be a retard and actually type "8chan" or obvious affiliated words, they are likely to get you an automatic ban and your post won't even get submitted.
• Be clever:
- Replace letters with their foreign counterparts ( http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm | http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet ):
>8cháñ
>응chan ( Be inventive with Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Gook symbols http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm )
- Use synonyms: ( don't use these exact ones, http://thesaurus.com )
>This is for Flaming Wheels
>GET for the chan of infinity
- You can just talk about 4chan:
>mods are corrupt
>4chan is kill
• REDUCE THE FILESIZE OF YOUR IMAGE, you do not want to be stuck waiting for your image to upload in the last critical second:
- Open it up in an image editor and shrink that shit.
- Try converting your image to different file formats with lower quality settings.
- Big areas of flat colours compress better than complex patterned areas. See if you can simplify your image. ( see http://graphicdesign.stackexchange.com/a/48760 for more )
• Making a thread requires an image, if you don't want to post an image and want to post with the lowest latency possible consider making your GET post in an existing thread.
[Warning, it can be incredibly difficult in the final seconds to get into an existing thread and post a GET attempt before the thread is pushed off the board by new threads. Make a new thread for your GET attempt if possible]
• Do not worry if you don't have a GET script, most of us probably don't, we are using our numbers and autism to carpetbomb this GET. You can get a GET watcher script on https://get.4ch.net/
• When we get under 10k posts til the GET start posting occasionally on the board to gauge how fast the post number is rising.
• https://archive.today and screenshot the GET post if you get or see the GET, it is likely it will be deleted by mods or pushed off the board by new threads.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 10 SECOND FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN POSTS
10 Seconds is a FUCKING LONG TIME when you're posting in the last critical seconds for the GET.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 5 MINUTE FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN DUPLICATE POSTS
Quickly add a random letter to your post (or ideally a full-stop) and slam that post button again.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE FUCKING CAPTCHA
Have that shit clicked and entered a handful of seconds before you post, don't do it just as you post.
• Finally, CHECK IF YOU'RE ALREADY BANNED ( https://www.4chan.org/banned ) switch proxies, reset your router and evade that shit if you are.
/biz/
Why is there no thread about grabbing 4/biz/'s get? Everyone get in here.
/int/ get
Halfchan /int/ is reaching >>38888888How about we steal this get?
halfchan /mu/ is almost at 54444444
in seconds, it will all be over.
And to the victor must go the spoils.
/sp/int/bane/, united as one masse…
shall we ever see it's like again?
did you guys 4get to get 4chan's 600,000,000 get?
big get coming up on 4/a/
122222222
69 GET.
>>2969
/pol/ reporting in
le meme dream
le meme dream
Halfchan /co/ 70m GET
Subject is self-explanatory, I say we do our damnedest to get that glorious 70m GET.Discuss.
Read >>96 for tips GETing and what to post
4/co/'s 70000000 get
Discuss.
nobody has posted here in a while
Monster get
Looks like /monster/ is playing now. Do you accept the challenge spartans?
Board Mission
Deer friends of 8chan,Greetings from /sp/, we come to you with a unique opportunity to strike at our true enemy, halfchan.
In the next 36-48 hours halfchan /b/ will be nearing their 600 million get.
We at /sp/ pride ourselves with capturing the impossible gets, but this like it would be much more easy if we had some allies.
We are proposing a joint effort to capture this get not for /sp/, but for 8chan as a whole.
To do this we will need everyone's help. With many of us, we can increase our chances to capture this get for hotwheels and the glory of 8chan.
Hopefully this board will help us accomplish our goal.
Please look over the stickies to get an idea how you can help.
>"We're totally gonna steal 4chan's get, guys!"
>8chan fails spectacularly
>"W-we didn't even want that shitty get in the first place! E-enjoy your hotpockets cuckchan LOL!"
Hotwheels has just started the international GETball league.
Check this shit out!
https://get.4ch.net/
I think this could be the start of a long and beautiful GET.
My name is Elmer Flopshingle. I'm going to fuck you in the asshole.
Are you fags seriously trying to bring more retards here with your gets? We don't need more autistic shitposters.
wew
HAHA SUCK IT FAGGOTS
4CHAN IS STILL THE KING BABY
Alright laddies
What's the next closest get on a big board we can set our sites on?
Also what are some upcoming smaller gets we can use as target practice?
Let's plan our next attack(s) ITT
I am Iron Man
OMG SO MANY GETS THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME THIS
FUCK THIS IP UP
173.252.88.182
IT'S NOT OVER!!!!!
IT'S NOT OVER!!!Based hotwheels has appealed to /sp/ to try for more cuckchan GETs.
>>>/sp/107256
Since /sp/ only consists of 5 autists, this is an impossible request. We need all of fullchan for this.
He has also begun actively GET watching cuckchan
>>>/sp/107282
Do you fallen heroes plan to give up after one lost GET?
Will you not follow our glorious administrator into battle?
I don't know about you guys, but my autism demands at least one GET on halfchan before I can call it quits.
GOD WILLS IT
GOD WILLS IT
GOD WILLS IT
An army of HW which bears his holy infinity symbol cannot be beaten. All you blaspheming bastards get your asses back in here.
To make up for our failure today, I must request that we forever dedicate this board to stealing future major halfchan gets of all kinds. Please temporarily sticky this thread if you agree.
Seriously, why do people keep saying "wew"? Is it a reference to the "wew lad" sticky on 4/pol/ or what?
Have you taken the brown pill yet m8ys?
godspeed faggots. when I wake up, I hope I find you fags rejoicing in victory.
The point isn't that we got the get. The point is that we all came together as one chan rather than separate boards. We are one; we are a union.
I love you, /sp/.
I love you, /int/.
I love you, /bane/.
I love you all.
Post 600M get
what is going to become of this board?
its over who won?
heh
>inb4 jewt disables the 600M post like he has disabled dubposts on /b/ before
lol
I don't know about you guys but I had a lot of fun, I didn't even have a heart attack. Everyone meet back here next big get?
so what do i have to do to not let this board get autokilled? log in once every week?
OFFICIAL 600M GET BREAD
BEWARE, THE MODS ARE DELETING THREAD LEFT AND RIGHTPOST IN A THREAD INSTEAD AND BE CAREFUL OF THE 10 SECOND POST TIMER! POST SOMETHING DIFFERENT EVERY TIME TO AVOID THE 5 MINUTE SPAM TIMER!
ITT we try to guess when the GET will happen
my guess is 10:20:13 CST.
What was the 599999999, anyone got it?
Moving Forward
After today's disappointing defeat I believe we should re-purpose this board to steal other major gets from halfchan.
>8chan gets the get
>Rest of the site circlejerks over it for weeks on end, using it as "proof" that they're somehow better than 4chan
>Hotwheels posts "At least I'm not Jewt" while literally being Jewt 2.0
>4chan gets the get
>Massive butthurt all over 8chan
>Endless posts of "B-BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE WE'RE STILL BETTER THAN CUCKCHAN!!!"
Those gateways were pure bullshit.
I'm satisfied though. I got the thrill I wanted, and my heart was pushed to its limits. The adrenaline flowed through my entire body and burned it all to pure ash.
I'm… burned out.
GG amnesiacs. GG /b/tards. Well played everyone.
Nice job guys
>mfw the 600000000 get post was deleted in seconds
This city's sleeping like a soldier
Trapped inside of an iron lung.
Machines can keep you breathing
But what happens when you find a new war's begun?
Flip a switch and turn it off, you won't be able to
Breathe.
So either way you're a casualty.
I've got this burning like my veins are filled
With nothing but gasoline.
And with a spark,
It's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen.
Cut me down or let me run,
Either way it's all gonna burn…
The only way that they'll ever learn
We've got to turn it off,
Flip a switch.
Light up the night!
IT'S HAPPENING
LESS THAN 5K POSTS LEFT
post ur face when 8chan steals the 600 million get
???
This happening for anyone else?
GO NOW FLOOD TILL WE GET IT
/b/ Monitoring Thread
Monitor /b/'s activity and latest post count here.https://boards.4chan.org/b/
Tips and tricks:
• Don't forget to post from your Phone/other devices if they are on other networks.
• Watch out for the automatic word banfilter.
Do not be a retard and actually type "8chan" or obvious affiliated words, they are likely to get you an automatic ban and your post won't even get submitted.
• Be clever:
- Replace letters with their foreign counterparts ( http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet ):
>8cháñ
- Use synonyms: (don't use these exact ones)
>This is for Flaming Wheels
>GET for the chan of infinity
- You can just talk about 4chan:
>mods are corrupt
>4chan is kill
• (if posting with image) REDUCE THE FILESIZE OF YOUR IMAGE, you do not want to be stuck waiting for your image to upload in the last critical second, open it up in an image editor and shrink that shit.
• Making a thread requires an image, if you don't want to post an image and want to post with the lowest latency possible consider making your GET post in an existing thread.
• Do not worry if you don't have a script, most of us probably don't, we are using our numbers and autism to carpetbomb this GET, 2nd pic related.
• When we get under 10k posts til 600mil start posting occasionally on /b/ to gauge how fast the post number is rising.
• http://archive.today your post if you get or see the GET, it is likely the mods will delete it.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 10 SECOND FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN POSTS
10 Seconds is a FUCKING LONG TIME when you're posting in the last critical seconds for the GET.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE 5 MINUTE FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN DUPLICATE POSTS
Quickly add a random letter to your post (or ideally a full-stop) and slam that post button again.
• WATCH OUT FOR THE FUCKING CAPTCHA
Have that shit clicked and entered a handful of seconds before you post, don't do it just as you post.
• Finally, CHECK IF YOU'RE ALREADY BANNED ( https://www.4chan.org/banned ) switch proxies, reset your router and evade that shit if you are.
Previous thread: >>100
This board isn't very memorable.
>Implying /sp/ isn't going to steal the get for themselves like the greedy kikes they are
NIGGERS START POSTING, IT'S TIME!
IT'S HAPPEING!
Hitler did nothing wrong
how will we know when to start posting, when there's 1000 left 500 left. what is the optimum get time?
What pic or text should we use?
We should come up with some variations to use so we don't spam the exact pic when the time comes.Also, if they know it's 8chan we we'll get two kinds of people coming here. The counter-raider and the newfag impressed with the get.
We don't need more easily impressed cuckchanners here. If they didn't leave before we don't want their cancer here now.
Let's pick an image that most won't recognize as 8chan. Better yet let's blame it on tumblr.
We have the go ahead!
OUR LORD WILLS IT
76chan is here to help :^)
>organizing this in a big, public fashion
You guys know #janiteam lurks 8chan right? They'll just turn off post numbers or something when the get gets closes.
prediction thread
I predict this GET will happen at 10:16 ET
This get belongs to h8chan's true religion!
666
Where the hell is >>666
/b/ Monitoring Thread
Monitor /b/'s activity and latest post count here.https://boards.4chan.org/b/
As of this post, /b/'s current post number:
599,572,826
427,174 posts till 600mil GET
Estimated 200K posts per day (will dramatically increase when the GET draws near)
>>>/sp/106073
ROLL CALL
GET IN HERE FAGGOTSLURKERS
VISITORS
EVERYONE POST ITT
LET'S GET THIS BOARD TO THE TOP BAR!
On most of the previous significant GETs on /b/, mods or moot have fucked with it in some way, either by rigging it or resetting the post count or whatever. Anyway, servers normally fuck up on significant GETs. Do you think we'll see any modfaggotry now moot's gone? And how fucked will the servers be?
can you use scripts to repeatedly post new threads?
How would they get around the captcha?
Unlimited IPs
Mods please sticky. If you can make a hotspot orbpost from your phone you can have unlimited IPs, and barely any banned.HOW DO?
>tether to your phone or post from it
>post until you get banned
>put your phone in airplane mode for about 10 seconds
>turn off, you have a new, not banned IP
>RINSE AND REPEAT
this works on sprint and AT&T as far as I know, probably works on other carriers too.
Daily reminder that https://livechan.net/chat/pol is already getting ready
Get in here fagets
AYYYYYY
why stop at just /b/'s 6mil get? Why not get ALL THE GETS on 4chan :^)
Livechan
IRC ALTERNATIVE FOR THE RAIDhttps://livechan.net/chat/pol
Get in, the fire rises
So after this is all over, will /int/, /sp/, and /bane/ live in harmony together at last?
>You may very well live to see the Get Triumvirate rule together in peace
How long until our final victory?
faggots
so i heard about this whole plan but listen up faggots. if you accomplish this, dont claim you are from 8chan or that 8chan is a safe haven for every fucking faggot out there, dont even mention 8chan. i checked halfchans posts a few hours ago and now again (~130,000 posts left) and i ultimately came across the first page and holy fucking shit are they delusional. if anything i dont want these pieces of shit who still browse 4chan to come over here. i havent seen a single fucking ylyl thread on fullchan /b/ ever since i came here and it feels great… you get my point.>hurr durr we all come from 4chan
thats right faggots but we decided to leave because the moderation and the cencorship was unbearable. not to mention that moot is a fucking cuck.
dont get me wrong on this. i want to see you guys to actually claim the 600millionth post… but remember to aim at halfchan and not at yourself. make it epic. this is the best way to get at least some attention from halfchans users. state facts, show how fucking delusional halfchans users really are; that its controlled by sjws and whatnot. i dont even fucking care in the end. just do me a favor and not mention 8chan…
SOMEONE GIVE ME AN UPDATE
How close are we to the get? Is it time to rally the scattered tribes of 8chan for a big shitposting spree?
we should probably organize somewhere when the get gets close. imageboards are too slow when milliseconds matter.
i suggest we re appropriate a livechan board in t minus 3-4 hours. i would suggest https://livechan.net/chat/pol since it's empty
GREETINGS 8CHAN
76chan.org reporting in.We'll join your cause!
LONG LIVE THE 76CHAN-8CHAN ALLIANCE! (which existed long before the Great Exodus of October 2014)
If you really want to make 4chan weep, you should claim the get for 9gag.
I read on Kotaku that this post is a get.
563
563
walruse
>only 500 posts
/v/ here.
Give me one good reason why I should help you fags.
We need an image and post.
I think all of us should go for redchan.it and we need to give people tips on how to do things like ban evade, we're going to need all hands on deck and we need them working together. Maybe even post the janitor logs link over the image?
/k/ here
You have my nugget
>/4get/
>forget
>>>/b/1793666
Come sing with us fags
Ebola-chan is among the most iconic 8chan characters and the sites' official religion.
We MUST go epidemic on the get!
For Free
/pol/ mods being faggots and locking threads about the raidWherever mods are they must also eat hotpockets
Daiz for admin
Lets spam this if we're lucking it might cause a civil war between /b/ and /a/.
It'll be pretty embarrassing if we dont get the GET even with all this effort, the pressure is really on
Are we going to use scripts in this one?
/tikilounge/ here :^)
can we try to get the get?
any tips on getting gets?
when will the great get come?
Cuckchan Mod Self-Destructive Behavior
So it's pretty obvious once the 600m mark nears the cuckchan mods will initiate a mass ban-tantrum on /b/ in order to prevent us from acquiring the get resulting in them banning hundreds of innocent users who took no part in the drama and wanted nothing to do with it. Even if we fail we fail to take the get we can make the mods in their rage choke-hold be and suffocate the user-base in mass bans thus temporary "killing" or at the least knocking out the board.Pic very related, the halfchan mods on /b/ trying to prevent us from acquiring the 600m GET.
/headless/ reporting for duty
Discussion thread
We don't have much time to pull this off, maybe 36-48 hours so it is crucial we organize if we are going to make this happen.First of all we should raise awareness.
Secondly, keep a running count of the posts remaining to the get
what else?
Is /pol/ invited to the party?