No.1452[Last 50 Posts]
Monitor /b/'s activity and latest post count here.
https://boards.4chan.org/b/Tips and tricks:
• Don't forget to post from your Phone/other devices if they are on other networks.
• Watch out for the automatic word banfilter.
Do not be a retard and actually type "8chan" or obvious affiliated words, they are likely to get you an automatic ban and your post won't even get submitted.
• Be clever:
- Replace letters with their foreign counterparts (
http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet ):
>8cháñ- Use synonyms: (don't use these exact ones)
>This is for Flaming Wheels>GET for the chan of infinity- You can just talk about 4chan:
>mods are corrupt>4chan is kill• (if posting with image)
REDUCE THE FILESIZE OF YOUR IMAGE, you do not want to be stuck waiting for your image to upload in the last critical second, open it up in an image editor and shrink that shit.
• Making a thread requires an image, if you don't want to post an image and want to post with the lowest latency possible consider making your GET post in an existing thread.
• Do not worry if you don't have a script, most of us probably don't, we are using our numbers and autism to carpetbomb this GET, 2nd pic related.
• When we get under 10k posts til 600mil start posting occasionally on /b/ to gauge how fast the post number is rising.
•
http://archive.today your post if you get or see the GET, it is likely the mods will delete it.
•
WATCH OUT FOR THE 10 SECOND FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN POSTS 10 Seconds is a FUCKING LONG TIME when you're posting in the last critical seconds for the GET.
•
WATCH OUT FOR THE 5 MINUTE FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN DUPLICATE POSTS Quickly add a random letter to your post (or ideally a full-stop) and slam that post button again.
•
WATCH OUT FOR THE FUCKING CAPTCHA Have that shit clicked and entered a handful of seconds before you post, don't do it just as you post.
• Finally,
CHECK IF YOU'RE ALREADY BANNED (
https://www.4chan.org/banned )
switch proxies,
reset your router and evade that shit if you are.
Previous thread:
>>100Post last edited at 2015-02-23 03:54:15
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No.1464
23k to go
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Godspeed, you unbearable faggots
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No.1468
What size do you recommend for the image files?
No.1470
>>1468No images. Text only. Final destination.
No.1471
W-What if we fail?
No.1472
MAKE SURE TO ACTUALLY TEST YOUR PROXY BEFORE POSTING
It might be blacklisted even though 4chan.org/banned says it isn't!
No.1475
>tfw i'm at work today, but I will post regardless even if I get fired
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>>1472>Posting with a proxyI will submit my glorious IP to the ban database
No.1479
23000 POSTS LEFT
PREPARE YOURSELVES
No.1480
>>1452> You can just talk about 4chan:>mods are corrupt>4chan is killKek even if we don't steal the GET we can still raid
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No.1483
>>1471Who cares? I just want the thrill of giving it my all, of burning to nothing but white cinders in a fiery explosion of GET cannons.
I do it for the game itself, the victory is a plus
No.1484
>>1475>>1476True 8chan comrades
No.1487
This will be the first and last time I've posted since I was banned during the GG exodus.
No.1488
>>1480Won't work. We can do it before but if we miss it then we're out, we're just sore losers after that point.
No.1489
I don't even care if we get the GET, this has been fun as hell.
No.1490
>>1480>implying any chan can be raidedThat's not how it works.
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>>1476>not having your real IP permabanned alreadydisgraceful
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22,000 to go
No.1493
>>1479When should we start posting? The closer it gets the higher the post rate will be
No.1494
THE GET PLAN HAS BEEN FILED WITH THE AGENCY
No.1495
>>1491>tfw got permabanned on halfchan several timesAnd that was before fullchan existed
No.1498
>>1487A quick note for people doing this.
When you're no longer banned, you have to post to get the notification that you are no longer banned.
Once you get that notification you can post again. Test it to be sure you cleared that check.
No.1499
INSIDER INFO:
4chan mods are planning to walruse everyone by word-filtering "get"
Use special characters or alternative words
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>>1493fuck nvmd read the OP
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>>1493To be safe, probably 2000-3000 posts before the get, but that's just a wild guess.
Don't underestimate /b/'s size.
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ETA: T-56 minutes
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I feel like we are going to take our the deathstar
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20800
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>>1499How do you know this?
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>tfw at work
good luck you glorious bastards
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File: 1424662209761.jpg (513.25 KB, 1950x1129, 1950:1129, Парк_Победы_в_Саратове_38.jpg)
>>1503Tanks in T-64 minutes
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>>1507RED THREE, STANDING BY No.1515
Remember that with 4chanX you can cache captchas and queue it to dump/flood
No.1516
I wonder if anyone will try posting 8chan in wingdings.
No.1518
>>1452I've updated the OP a bit, you may have to refresh for the latest version.
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Good luck,8chan!
No.1523
People with slower connections should fire earlier. In fact you may want to fire in an existing thread rather than a new creation
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>>1511
>tanks in T-64 minutesGET HERE FASTER, TANKS, YOU'LL BE LATE No.1526
>>1523I wonder how many pages of /b/ we can slide off all at once
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20K LEFT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
IT IS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG
No.1528
This is what im listening to right, because im a fucking weaboo.
http://a.pomf.se/okmacz.webm No.1529
19,800 posts remain
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>>1528The season two OP is better.
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>>1526all of it will slide most likely
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I noticed this while lurking.
Good luck guys, this may be the final nail in halfchan's coffin.
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>>1528>liking A-1 Pictures shows No.1537
76CHAN STANDING BY
4CHAN CRUSADES NOW
:DDDDD
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>>1493I say around 5000 posts before the GET
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>>1536I only like the OST, the same with FSN this/last season.
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>>1535>this thread has been pruned or deleted:^)
No.1541
>>15354chan is a newfag friendly space. :)
No.1542
Can Anybody calculate posts every minute? I feel like we should it at 1000 post left mark
No.1543
>>1542I heard about 454 every minute
No.1545
>>1542someone elsewhere said around 1000 posts per two minutes. by my calculations, that means we got ~40 minutes before the GET, but I suspect it to be shorter than that
No.1546
>>1542They got past that quite a while ago. Steel your nerves and wait for the right time.
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>>1538If we win some one make an Wikipedia battle edit like this .
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Currently on post 599981214
less than 19000 posts until get
>>1493I'm going with 1000-2000 posts before. Anything less and you'll miss it unless you have insanely good ping/upload.
No.1550
>>1544I tried watching rozen maiden a while back, and it's fucking shit, what am I missing?
No.1551
19000 POSTS
IT'S HAPPENING
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No.1556
posts keep coming faster and faster, keep watching
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1551Official board theme:
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200 posts every 40 seconds.
It's accelerating.
>>155163 minutes at this rate.
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>>1542PPM won't matter because it will get higher as the get gets closer. Consider how our /v/ went from about 600 posts per hour to 2000+. With a board as native as /b/, that already has 10,000+ PPH, there's no telling just how fast it will get.
Start your geticide crusade no later than T-3000.
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18000 to go
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>>1556>all these cuckplebs trying to GET it this earlyWhen will they ever learn
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>>1509I would expect it. Just to be safe
It blocks out the halfchan retards who don't understand censorship
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17,400
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17k left
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>>1551>>1564HOLY SHIT, THE SPIKE IS REAL
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wew
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Just a spark of an idea; can we get other websites to participate as well?
As long as 4chan lose their prestigious dubs, I don't care who gets it.
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Post #:599982826
Posts left: 17174
ETA: 1hr 6 min (ACTUALLY MUCH LESS BECAUSE OF SHITPOST SPIKE)
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>>1570I-is this how you cope with the tension? I'm nearly dying over here
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17k
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17k
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Should my post be something like this?
"Hello, I just thought I'd roll by and see what a shithole this place has become. Oh, what's that? This is the 600 millionth post? Kek, check 'em faggots"
No.1581
>>1576it gets easier over time and with experience
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>>1535That first reply. Jesus christ. There really are SJWs posting with no remorse.
Fucking hell, what was the first rule of /b/? What was the reason behind that rule? So no one felt like they had bragging rights for posting on halfchan. You were anonymous, that applied to what you post under and the site you post on.
All these newfag cucks (like those invading the last thread) don't get that. Anyone who has posted on halfchan for long enough gets that. The moment the mods started clamping down and banning normal chan stuff the sane anons felt the change. These cuckchan newfags would rather keep the badge of halfchan than the spirit of halfchan.
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semi-unrelated, but /4get/ is now moving faster than /gamergate/, and is larger than /tg/.
No.1584
>>1580Sounds kinda faggy. Also, needs to say 8chan in the picture
No.1585
>>1571Too fucking late for that, plus the get belongs to us anyway.
>the thrill is real No.1586
>>1580>TFW I have those glasses too No.1587
>>1580I'm using a picture of Nano (not this one), HW's waifu and 8chan's mascot. Note the key on her back.
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16300
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>>1580>>1586mah fellow homosuck niggas
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I can feel the get coursing through my veins!
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CALLING IT
GET IN 20 MINUTES
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16K
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GET in under 30 minutes
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16000
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16K LEFT
THIS IS IT. EVERYONE, GO TO YOUR NATIVE BOARDS AND CALL ALL YOUR BRETHREN. ALL HANDS ON DECK
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im starting at 8k, 8 for 8chan
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15K
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>>1592I GOT THIS BURNING LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT GASOLINE
No.1601
would this be an acceptable get?
FOR êîghtchàñ!
FOR /SPBANEINT/!
FOR THE CRIPPLEKIKE!
FOR SOLVENIA!
J E W T BURN IN HELL
YOU FAGGOTS WILL NEVER BE DANK
YOUR WHOLE CHAN IS KC TIER
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>>1597Neither /monster/ or /suicide/ has enough users lurking at one time to get more people.
No.1604
Please let this work. Nothing would my lazy ass happier than for a Rival bored GET THE GET!
No.1605
>>1600AND WITH A SPARK ITS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FIRE THEY'VE EVER SEEN
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Im redy
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>>1601Remember the 6000000
No.1609
八ちゃん won't get filtered right? Anyone can just google translate it to find out what it is.
No.1611
I can't sleep I must watch us win to sleep
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15000
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>>1590>homosuckbruh it's a gurren lagann thing
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>>1603Do it anyway, fellow /monster/non. We need all the help we can get.
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Oh God halfchan is breaking
No.1617
The hype is too real.
No.1619
If we win I watch Seikon no Qwaser II.
If we lose I watch Saikano.
No.1620
ASSUME THE POSITION!
No.1621
My phone and tablet with data plans and separate IPs are at the ready as well as my main computer.
Gonna start dropping at 5k.
No.1622
HALF A LEAGUE, HALF A LEAGUE, HALF A LEAGUE, ONWARD!
INTO THE VALLEY OF DEATH RODE THE BRAVE 800!
No.1623
GET THE GET! GET THE GET!
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14500
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>>1605CUT ME DOWN OR LET ME RUN, EITHER WAY ITS ALL GONNA BURN
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>>1607>>1607I'm using this.
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14k INCOMING
No.1629
START FIRING ON THE 5K, KEEP FIRING SUSTAINED UNTIL THE GET
TAKE NO CHANCES
No.1630
>>1627make sure that they know that the get was stolen by someone not from 4chan
No.1631
THE TIME IS NEAR MY FELLOW 4GETTERS
LET US INDULGE IN THIS ULTIMATE GAME
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>>1631I feel like we should be called amnesiacs
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14000
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NARWAHLS
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No.1639
14000 posts and closing
STAY ON TARGET
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GLORY BE TO FULLCHAN
No.1641
I NEED MUSIC SOMEONE POST MUSIC!
No.1642
we're getting pretty fucking close here.
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13500
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>>1630They will know it's /pol/.
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Check these dubs out.
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I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT!
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LESS THAN TEN MINUTES
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>>1601CAN'T SQUEAL THE WHEEL
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>>1638i will if we don't fuck up their get
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1641fucking flood detect a shit
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13k
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13k STAY ON TARGET
No.1664
GETBALL SUPERBOWL 600M WILL BE DECIDED SOON
YFW THE BURRS WIN THE GETSUPERBOWL
i will be posting too
if you are not participating, pic related
No.1666
>>1619>If we win I watch Seikon no Qwaser IIHoly shit, that's top on my punishment backlog too.
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1641HERE YOU GO, ANON!Let's do this, faggots.
FOR THE MOTHERLAND. No.1670
>/int/ went from absolute chaos to an absolute desert in 1 minute
THE HYPE IS ALL TOO REAL
No.1671
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>1664COME ON GUYS WE CAN WIN THIS
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>>1664IMPOSTER WHERE IS YOUR SIGNATURE No.1673
Made this for the get. Resize or add words to avoid duplicate if you use it.
No.1675
>>1664STAY ON TARGET FOR BASED HOTWHEELS.
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No.1677
>>1664if we get this will you leave int alone?
No.1680
gonna post furry porn
No.1681
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>1656MY FUCKING NIGGER
>>1664I'LL DO MY BEST HOTWHEELS-SAMA
No.1682
HELLO BASED HOTWHEELS! I HOPE YOU GET THE GET!
No.1683
>>1664Based hotwheels being based.
No.1684
>>1664fucking faggot you should be busy making scripts for the get
No.1685
THIS IS RED-46, IM ON TARGET…HOLDING TARGET
No.1686
>>1664They will be expecting you in the wreckage.
No.1687
>>1664THANK YOU BASED HOTWHEELS
No.1689
>>1664WE ARE ONE UNITED UNDER HOTWHEELS
LETS STEAL THIS FUCKING GET
No.1691
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
No.1692
>>1664The Lord himself participates
No.1693
Can we throw a curb ball by artificially inflating the posts prematurely?
I think it could throw 4chan cucks off.
No.1694
12k
CHARGIN MAH LASERS
No.1696
>>1664I WON'T FAIL YOU MY LEADER
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No.1699
HEIL HITLER
HEIL HOTWHEELS
HEIL HATECHAN
No.1700
Almost there to 12k and my speakers are being blown out by Godspeed You! Black Emperor
No.1703
Let's fucking do this
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STAY FOCUSED
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>>1700Shiet it's going real fast
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>>1694IT'S GOING DOWN BY THE MINUTE
No.1708
I have faith in /sp/
You've stolen all the GETs on 8chan, and you can steal this one too.
No.1709
I BELIEVE
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No.1712
>inb4 you fail the get because this thread is updating and freeze your browser
No.1714
11,400
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>>1704GOD WILLS IT
OUR ORDERS ARE DIVINELY MANDATED
THAT GET IS OURS
No.1716
So I should post around 4k? I'll probably only have time for 1 shot.
No.1718
COME ON
No.1720
I want a good quality BANE GET. Is that too much to ask?
No.1721
gonna go for like 1.5k
No.1722
REMEMBER TO POST A FEW SECONDS EARLIER THAN YOU THINK YOU SHOULD
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No.1724
>>1716answer pls
I have two (maybe three) chances at this. When begin?
No.1725
11000
No.1726
>>1619This is the 6millionth time we have destroyed and rebuilt, and we are exceedingly efficient at it.
No.1727
>>1705Actually… can I get a good signature by Fredrick Brennan, please?
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10700
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>LESS THAN 12k TO GO
No.1732
Fuck this is intense, I'm firing at ~2k
No.1734
>>1732NO BROTHER…FIRE WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT
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No.1736
All of 8chan has paused.
The eyes of the world are upon us, gentlemen!
No.1737
T minus 10,500
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No.1739
THIS IS TOO MUCH I CAN'T TAKE IT
No.1740
ONLY A BIT OVER 10KI WILL START AT 5KREMEMBER THE WORDFILTERSCLEAR 4CHAN.ORG/BANNED FIRSTSIGNING FOR CONFIRMATION Good signature from Fredrick Brennan <admin@8chan.co>. Verify this message yourself at https://8ch.net/_g/177.txt No.1741
>not using the get watching script
No.1742
>>1712Fuck just as soon as you said that my browser started freezing and I reopened it just for this thread and /b/.
No.1743
>>1732Contain yourself, KOBS enthusiast.
At 1,000 or less.
No.1744
whoever gets it, make sure to archive
that screencap's going to be a banner fo sho
No.1745
>>1738don't make a new thread, make a post in a thread. mods are watching the threads
No.1746
>>1738When the time is right. You'll feel it…you time this right and we'll go down in history…think of the Dank Memes…
No.1747
FIRE AT around 500-200 posts
No.1748
how long does the captcha stay verified once you enter it?
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No.1750
10K POSTS LEFT!
WE ARE AT GETCON 1
ALL ANONS STAND BY!
No.1752
>>1664THE KIKE WITH THE FLAMING RIDE HAS CALLED UPON US.
I RIDE WITH YOU.
No.1754
10k to go
No.1755
>>1745so what
If they delete it, that's a win too
We'll have a screenshot
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WE ARE UNDER 10K REMAINING ARM ALL POST BOMBS AND READY FOR WAR!
No.1758
Glory for Hotwheels
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No.1760
WE'RE IN THE FINAL STRETCH.
GET READY
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
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>>1750RED TEXT, STANDING BY No.1763
>>1755this
CUCKCHANNERS WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT A DELETED GETTHE ONLY WAY WE CAN LOSE IS IF MODS CHEAT AND RIG THE GAME Good signature from Fredrick Brennan <admin@8chan.co>. Verify this message yourself at https://8ch.net/_g/178.txt No.1764
SHEEEEEIT
REMEMBER TO ARCHIEVE, BIG GUYS!
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POST THREADS TO POST IN
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>>1755new thread is also slower
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GLORY TO 8CH
REMEMBER THE 600 GORILLION
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Hotwheels did nothing wrong.
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9441 left
ETA 10-15 mins
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GOD SAVE HOTWHEELS
RIGHTFUL OWNER OF 8CHAN
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REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE GET
http://archive.today/ No.1776
No.1777
>>1763archive is better than screenshot
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soon
No.1779
9,000
GET FUCKING READY
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IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING. GOOD LUCK
No.1781
>>1777DO BOTH FAGGOT
WE RIDE
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UNDER 9K
GETCON-1 UNDERWAY
No.1783
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Take this my brothers
No.1784
>>1764misspelled archive, 2hype2care
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I BELIEVE IN YOU /sp/
No.1786
IT'S
FUCKING
HAPPENING
No.1787
firing at 98500
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>>1784I LIKE IT, IT'S LIKE A PORTMANTEAU OF ARCHIVE AND ACHIEVE No.1789
holy shit, I'm holding my piss in, this is so tense
No.1790
GET WATCHING SCRIPT#!/usr/bin/env python2
import re
import requests
last_post = 0
if __name__ == '__main__':
while True:
resp = requests.get('https://boards.4chan.org/b/')
posts = re.findall('id="p(\d+?)"', resp.text)
new_max = max([int(x) for x in posts])
if new_max > last_post:
print '%d (%d new posts)' % (new_max, new_max - last_post)
last_post = new_max
else:
print '%d (no new posts)' % new_max
No.1791
NEW THREAD OR IN A THREAD GIVE COMMANDS
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>>1786WHEN DO I START POSTING
No.1793
REMEMBER, WHEN THIS IS DONE, STRIKE AGAIN AT 666666666666
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>>1789myself, on the other hand
No.1796
TONIGHT WE RIDE
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>>1789Glad I'm not the only one trying not to pee
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REMEMBER! IF YOU DONT GET IT ! DONT GIVE UP! POST AGAIN AFTER YOU DELETE YOUR ORIGINAL!
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CHARGING PARTICLE BEAM
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>>1793That won't be for a while
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Here's what I'm going with:
"八ちゃん is for bucks, and 4chan is for cucks.
We're stealing your get like Tyrone steals your girlfriend.
Check 'em, fags.
NEVER FORGET THE 600MILLION!"
Thoughts?
No.1804
I refuse to go back to 4chan, but I can load the cannons.
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UNDER 8KUNDER 8KUNDER 8KUNDER 8KUNDER 8KUNDER 8KUNDER 8KUNDER 8KUNDER 8KUNDER 8KUNDER 8KUNDER 8KUNDER 8KUNDER 8KUNDER 8K Good signature from Fredrick Brennan <admin@8chan.co>. Verify this message yourself at https://8ch.net/_g/179.txt No.1806
>>1790How do I make it work?
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>>1792This, when do I fire muh cannons?
No.1808
getting close to 7k
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FUCK, I MISFIRED, I'M BANNED.
No.1811
LOAD THE BASS CANNON
No.1812
livechan.net/chat/pol
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>>18071k for slow connections
500 for fast ones.
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4chan here, good luck guys
No.1815
OURS NOW
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>>1809RESET YOUR FUCKING ROUTER RIGHT NOW No.1817
WARNING: POST COUNT ACCELERATING
7,300 LEFT
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>>1805READY THE BOMBS GENTLEMEN HOTWHEELS IS COUNTING ON US
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>>1772
GOGOGO POST NOW ANONS
No.1820
GOOD LUCK YOU COCKMONGLING BASTARD
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7K
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THIS THREAD IS TOO LARGE / SLOW / TRUNCTUATED
LIVE CHAT
https://livechan.net/chat/pol No.1824
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>>1809DON'T LOSE YOUR COOL STAY ON TARGET
No.1826
HOTWHEELS IS GREAT
HOTWHEELS IS MERCIFUL
PRAISE TO BE HATECHAN
DEATH TO OUR ENEMIES
No.1827
it's picking up a lot of speed
No.1829
ANYONE USING A SCRIPT??
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<7K NOW!
DONT POST YET
WAIT A LITTLE MORE TO AVOID B&
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FORTUNE AND PROSPERITY FOR ∞ちゃん
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>UNDER 7K TO GO
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PREPARE TO MAKE HISTORY ANONS
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>>1806have python 2.# installed
save as[fuckyounameityourself].py
use
python [drag it into terminal] ]hit enter]
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WITHIN 10 MINUTES
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we've hit 6k
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No.1859
IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT YOUR POST PREPARED, WRITE IT DOWN RIGHT NOW
WRITE IT IN NOTEPAD
COPY THAT SHIT
F5 the FUCK out of /b/
GET READY TO FIRE
No.1860
>>1805I don't get it they're just numbers
No.1861
more rounds
No.1864
Stop firing early
No.1865
need a new GET thread
No.1867
DO NOT TYPE FULLCHAN HALFCHAN 8CHAN OR ELSE YOUR POST WILL BE MARKED AS SPAM
No.1870
fuck this is getting faster almost at 5k.
stop spilling your spaghetti i'm seeing gets for us this close don't mean shit
No.1871
almost at 5 k
No.1874
<5K NOW!
DONT POST YET
WAIT A LITTLE MORE TO AVOID B&>>1849
No.1875
This is like waiting for a pregnant test or something
No.1877
>tfw
I-I'm sorry HW senpai…
No.1878
WE ARE AT DEFCON 1
REMEMBER CAPTCHA EXPIRES EVERY 60 SECONDS
No.1879
>>1865TOO LATE, WE GET THIS GET IN THIS GET THREAD, WE HAVE 400 POSTS TO GO No.1881
5K
FIRE
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No.1882
No.1885
5,000 until the GET
FIRE UP THE SCRIPTS
No.1887
is there webm with sound on 4cuck/b/?
No.1891
Oh Christ guys my heart can't even handle all this hype.
Godspeed to each and every one of you. Crash cuckchan, with no survivors.
No.1893
4k SO CLOSE
No.1895
==FIRE ANONS DO IT NOW
THERE'S NO MARGIN FOR ERROR==
No.1896
No.1897
WAIT TILL 2K
No.1898
Fired early, I failed you all.
No.1900
I swear I'm more excited than in my most stressing Counter Strike match ever.
No.1901
GET THE NUKES
No.1902
<4k
No.1904
What happens if so many new threads are created, the get is pushed off page 10?
No.1907
No.1908
No.1909
3,600
No.1911
3000
No.1932
2500
No.1933
MINE.
HEIL HITLER
HEIL HOTWHEELS
HEIL HATECHAN
https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/599995555 No.1956
No.1960
>>1933Don't look like 8chan's
No.1964
>>1933Nice, here you can post it on the wall.
https://archive.today/z4KRg No.1969
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No.1971
WHO GOT IT
No.1972
It happened.
No.1979
BAD GATEWY WFT
No.1980
Sheeeeit.
Fucking Iron man.
No.1992
And the prize goes to a shitpost containing iron man.
GOOD TRY. PLAY AGAIN AT 666666666?
No.1998
Bad gateway pls go and stay go
No.1999
>THE GET IMMEDIATELY GOT DELETED
WOOOOOOOOOOOW
No.2000
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No.2009
>>1992Well, that's a bummer
No.2019
No.2021
no screen shot?
No.2042
No.2043
Alright. We didn't get 6.
What was the 9 get?
No.2044
What the literal fuck
My thread got pushed off the catalog in 2 seconds. Damn.
No.2050
I was 170 off. Shit.
No.2052
No.2054
shit, all the shitposting forced it off the catalog
No.2059
Hotwheels I'm about to commit sudoku for myself, and my h8chan comrades for failing you.
No.2068
see you guys at 666 mil
No.2080
No.2096
This wasn't a complete failure.
We helped flood their board so much that their 600M get got washed off the board almost immediately.
No.2114
>>2105at least someone screencapped it.
No.2121
>>2105The dubs just wasted on a randy.
No.2125
I'm satisfied with my double quads.
https://archive.today/z4KRg No.2144
I think I was closest of anyone here.
I feel so sick being this close and failing.
No.2146
>>2105what if 4chan is just fucking with us? What if they had the 600M get pre-planned and protected, read it, read between the lines. I'll go back to pol now.
No.2152
Tfw, there was that one moment when every thread was a new thread, and half of them said shit about 8chan calling halfchan cuckchan..
No.2154
Not a total loss. We started a fire.
No.2164
No.2169
>>2125It's like getting a second place.
>>2144Holy fuck, anon, that is dank as fuck.
No.2173
>>2144You got the silver medal
No.2186
No.2212
>>2186I was told it was some shitposter claiming the 6 millionth get.
No.2224
>>2212That must have hurt.
No.2263
>>2125Can I have this comic?
No.2282
>>2263saved it when I saw it
No.2312
>>2154Did anyone realize stuff was getting deleted almost instantly because everyone was making new threads claiming the get, which forced almost every other thread off the board?