No.3579[Last 50 Posts]
125 posts left until 4chan's 1111111 /hm/ GET!http://boards.4chan.org/hm/Tips and tricks for GETing:
• Don't forget to post from your
Phone/other devices if they are on other networks.
• Watch out for the automatic word banfilter.
Do not be a retard and actually type "8chan" or obvious affiliated words, they are likely to get you an automatic ban and your post won't even get submitted.
• Be clever:
- Replace letters with their foreign counterparts (
http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm |
http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet ):
>8cháñ>응chan ( Be inventive with Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Gook symbols http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm )- Use synonyms: ( don't use these exact ones,
http://thesaurus.com )
>This is for Flaming Wheels>GET for the chan of infinity- You can just talk about 4chan:
>mods are corrupt>4chan is kill•
REDUCE THE FILESIZE OF YOUR IMAGE, you do not want to be stuck waiting for your image to upload in the last critical second:
- Open it up in an image editor and shrink that shit.
- Try converting your image to different file formats with lower quality settings.
- Big areas of flat colours compress better than complex patterned areas. See if you can simplify your image. ( see
http://graphicdesign.stackexchange.com/a/48760 for more )
• Making a thread requires an image, if you don't want to post an image and want to post with the lowest latency possible consider making your GET post in an existing thread.
[Warning, it can be incredibly difficult in the final seconds to get into an existing thread and post a GET attempt before the thread is pushed off the board by new threads. Make a new thread for your GET attempt if possible]• Do not worry if you don't have a GET script, most of us probably don't, we are using our numbers and autism to carpetbomb this GET. You can get a
GET watcher script on
https://get.4ch.net/• When we get
under 10k posts til the GET start posting occasionally on the board to gauge how fast the post number is rising.
•
https://archive.today and screenshot the GET post if you get or see the GET, it is likely it will be deleted by mods or pushed off the board by new threads.
•
WATCH OUT FOR THE 10 SECOND FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN POSTS10 Seconds is a FUCKING LONG TIME when you're posting in the last critical seconds for the GET.
•
WATCH OUT FOR THE 5 MINUTE FLOOD DETECTOR BETWEEN DUPLICATE POSTSQuickly add a random letter to your post (or ideally a full-stop) and slam that post button again.
•
WATCH OUT FOR THE FUCKING CAPTCHAHave that shit clicked and entered a handful of seconds before you post, don't do it just as you post.
• Finally,
CHECK IF YOU'RE ALREADY BANNED (
https://www.4chan.org/banned )
switch proxies, reset your router and evade that shit if you are.
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only 785 posts left until halfchans >>/hm/1111111 GET, why isn't there a thread about this?
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No.3581
Because it isn't until tomorrow.
No.3582
>>3581but we should be getting ready for it.
its not like this thread will be dead by tomorrow.
No.3583
>>3582What is there to plan? It is one of the deadest boards on cuckchan. Just go and post during the time.
/m/ didn't have a thread until 2 hour.
No.3584
>>3583>What is there to plan?to crash this plane with no survivors.
No.3585
i just got an anon to go to 8chan.
i cant tell if this is a good thing or not.
sorry, sorta off topic.
No.3586
Just make sure to make an /int/ thread guys!
No.3588
they are going slow but will probably pick up the pace soon
get the faggots
No.3589
I've got 1 hour of power supply on my laptop left and no power cord… Fuck me, I might have to GET from my phone.
That or I turn it off for now, either way…. shit.
No.3590
>>3589I am telekenetically sending you 19 volts at 3.42 amps to your laptop. is it working?
No.3591
>>3589try putting one side of a fork (or other metal object) in the charging port and the other side in a power outlet.
it will work, trust me.
No.3592
>>3591do you think he should make some crystals too?
No.3593
>>3592and dont forget to delete system 32.
No.3594
getwatcher says 13 more hours..
will the pace pick up?
No.3595
>>3594maybe when it gets closer to 100
No.3596
>>3595so it will still be about 11 hours, i guess?
No.3597
>>3596at their rate probably
I am afraid to even try sageposting there
even though /hm/ is probably dead and unmoderated all it takes is one hotpocket to burn a perfectly good IP
No.3598
testing
No.3599
testing, and geting dubs.
No.3600
dubs, again.
im bored from waiting for the get so im making shit in ms-paint.
No.3601
anyone posting on 4's /hm/?
No.3602
getwatcher stil says 15 hours.
No.3603
Board is slow as mud.
Remember not to invite Reddit Extension or any of its satellites.
No.3604
>>3603I think the only board slower on there is what, /i/?
No.3605
>>3604When I last went to /i/ it was fairly lively but that was like 2012. /i/ and /ic/ both were. /po/ used to be dead idk if it's there anymore, origami board basically.
No.3606
Don't forget to clear your browsing data, they've got some hot and heavy non-consensual tracking cookies.
Also r8 my appeal
No.3607
>>3606i always just put the navy seals copypasta in and my my E-mail as meatspin.com
No.3608
>>3607Anontalk was my favorite raid, sort of a soft spot.
No.3609
stickied and OP edited with GETing tips and tricks guide, 125 posts left before 4chan /hm/'s 1111111 GET!
No.3610
doesn't halfchan filter out things like ç?
im worried im going to try to get the GET and get auto-banned
pic unrelated.
No.3611
daily reminder dubs are not a GET.
No.3612
>>3610nope! you can post foreign characters like ç on halfchan
you can also insert ~s, _s and -s between the letters if you want to be doubly sure you're dodging the filter
like
8~c~h~a~n (although it looks pretty lame)
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No.3614
>>3613nope, 109, counted wrong
No.3615
My post isn't going to list my board or talk about 8chan at all, it's just going to have an 8chan logo in the image and you're going to know it's me.
If that's going to cause some massive controversy, tell me now.
No.3616
>>3615it's /hm/ no one really cares m8
with /a/ is when we have to get really clever
No.3617
>>3616I don't really care about /a/, in my opinion it was always shit.
No.3618
>>3617its one of 4chans biggest boards though
No.3619
>>3618this
it's like a champion GET
No.3620
>>3619also weeboos will get really pissed if the get isn't anime.
No.3621
>>3618>>3619>>3620Which is precisely why I kind of want to take a nonchalant piss on their GET with just an 8chan logo and nothing too enthusiastic or LE 8GAG ARMY.
Like just, hey, sup, herd u haev get.
/sp/ should take it into consideration too, it's more insulting that way. Especially if you quickly delete all of the failthreads.
No.3622
stay on topic.
No.3623
Also, can someone who's legit gay post a little to maybe spark a conversation and speed things up?
No.3624
No.3625
Shit, I can't believe I'm on an imageboard wishing "if only there were more faggots here so I could see some activity on this other gay board".
Very dissociative experience.
Also 100
Still forever to wait though.
No.3626
>tfw we don't have enough faggots to speed up a gay board
waiting is suffering
No.3627
No.3629
>>3628It's not anime it's 3DPD
No.3630
>>3629but 4chan itself is an anime image board.
No.3631
I finally got around to fixing my shitty OC. Brushed up Wade and gave him a new face, and made Spurdo and CIA look better.
now 50% less shitty
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No.3633
90>>3630Fair enough.
>>3631Rebekah Dee when m8?
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No.3635
i plan on getting the get with this pic, any other thing i should be using?
No.3636
wudi is always relevant
No.3637
80
I keep trying to formulate a serious-sounding post for the board to help speed things a long but I just don't have it.
No.3638
>>3637start a mens pissing thread
No.3639
how fast is it going now, niggas?
No.3640
guys, i think on this board you have to put a subject, so put a subject like "checkum" or something
No.3641
>>3638That's the first thread over on 8ch's /hm/ as I found out from some spee-dweller linking it.
But it's sort of like saying "well, you like tits, start a chest thread".
No.3642
No.3643
>>3641literally just use those images and dump them
No.3644
>>3643Nah, you do it, I don't feel like wiping cookies and setting everything back up in case it's some sort of board rule against it or something and a wandering hotpocket scoops me up.
I'd rather you do it and then suddenly id habbens and I get the get while you fix your browser.
No.3646
>>3645
KiA
No.3647
It just occurred to me that at some point there's going to be the first /4get/ get here on 8ch. Has science gone too far?
No.3648
No.3649
>>3647nah
it'll go further
No.3650
>>3648He probably means /4get/'s 10k
>>3647/int/ got the 1 GET we'll get 10k too :)
No.3651
Hrm. 78 posts left. Yeah, this is absurdly slow. Also, quick test for how long it takes to upload a certain image.
No.3652
I'm so goddamn tempted to subtly Banepost in the "who do you want to fuck" thread but I feel it would only end in b&
No.3653
>>3652Hrm. Well, if /biz/ was any indicator, it may be a while before they really do anything to actually ban you, if they bother with it at all.
No.3654
/2hu/ here just passing by to wish you luck, i'd help but i'm in the middle of a few things right now.
No.3655
>>3652I don't think they would ban you if you said you wanted to fuck the actor, but you can never under estimate hot pockets.
No.3656
>>3655Fuck it, I'll try it.
Luckily I read some irrelevant bullshit article about Hardy by his hipster fans earlier today because of something linked from /bane/, should add some credibility.
No.3657
No.3658
>>3640"8ch" doesn't seem to be filtered in the subject, we put "8ch" last time
No.3659
Do you think cuckchan will eventually install thread limits for certain smaller boards like this so that the mods don't have to do the bare work of watching the smaller boards during their gets as much?
No.3660
Smug fuck in /hm/ cut the shit lel
No.3661
No.3662
>>3658You never know if the niggers caught on or not, I'd still be careful.
No.3663
>>3658True, but that get might have caused it to change things since then.
No.3664
>>3662>>3663indeed, good to have some healthy precaution
No.3665
>deep undercover
No.3666
checkum'
No.3667
Is there a limit to how many characters are allowed in a name?
For example, if I decide to post: "THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING SEAHAWK HARPY" as my name, what happens?
No.3668
>>3659possibly, that would be a pain in the ass, I don't know what their new-threads rate is like however
No.3669
that thread is getting gud
No.3671
>>3667Test it on /b/ where no one will notice or care by making some neutral post in a shit thread.
>>3669FUG OFFF :—DDD
No.3672
>they take the bait and talk about how I said I was 31
>more traffic
YEESSSS
Unless that's just more of you faggots.
No.3673
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No.3674
>>3671/b/ is forced anonymous. I'll try /v/.
No.3675
>>"No! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"
>Do you feel in charge?
which one of you bastards was it
No.3676
(chubby is somethings gays will prefer to say over fat, right?)
No.3677
o hfuck the baneposting has started
No.3679
Okay, good, the name works.
… but holy shit, I can't type it on this board.
No.3680
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No.3682
"Can you not do this? We get the joke it's just not as special when people put it everywhere. I don't even like the movie in the first place."
This hothead… lel
No.3683
dont bane post to much, they will know something is up and hotpockets will be flying everywhere.
No.3684
remember to paste your thread url into
http://archive.today/ if you get the get.
No.3685
56 POSTS
getwatcher says 1 hour, with all the baneposting it should speed up.
No.3686
>>3683Bit late for not overdoing it.
>>3682Seriously, though, is all subtlety lost on you? That's me. My posts ITT already should have clued you in that it was and still is me. I'm posting as if I were the person I say I am. It's not even complicated…
No.3687
we could always sage post
/hm/ is slow as HELL, it'll be like any other GET on 8chan
No.3689
>>3687pls no
>>3688>>3686I just don't get why this is confusing.
No.3690
>>3686>>3689you're the hothead m8 No.3691
>>3690take your meds we're not going down there No.3693
>>3686I didn't read this thread, just skipped down to the end.
No.3694
>>3693I couldn't tell :^)
No.3695
I hope you /sp/ nerds are writing up some super sweaty Wade Davis fanfic
No.3696
No.3697
>>3696should've been maskedman4u@gmail.com
No.3698
>>3697It's a good thing I wasn't the one who did it then.
No.3699
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
thread theme
No.3700
>>3699Crashing 4chans GETs
No.3701
Why do you feel it's necessary to spam the board like complete autists beforehand? You're just proving them right. I thought we didn't invite the Reddit boards this time?
No.3702
>>3701>spamyou are taking this very seriously anon
No.3703
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>>3700with minimum living people.
No.3704
>>3701>invite /bane/>expect no baneposting No.3705
>>3703Thou are a man of great stature.
No.3706
>>3704Used to be, the board was populated by big guys, not common hotheads.
No.3707
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>>3705but only for a man like you.
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No.3710
Let's a get sitrep going. If your thread is ready to go reply to this post.
No.3711
No.3712
>>3710Getting ready to fire when the time comes.
No.3714
>>3713yeah but also cause my dick rises for monster girls and so forth
No.3715
Why do I get the horrendous feeling that someone might actually try saging for no good reason?
No.3716
>>3715Good job making it more likely by mentioning it, kek
No.3717
36
No.3718
time to get my phone out
No.3719
>>3718I have a sinking feeling that I'm the only one-pump chump in getball.
No.3720
>>3719you're just going to ignore stan like that, nigger?
No.3721
>>3720He uses his phone for gets sometimes. For instance, the latest /senran/ one. Maybe he chooses not to ever actually post with both for all I know, but he has the capability.
So no, I've been paying him more heed than you.
No.3722
>>3719i only use my computer, phone is to slow.
check my 22
No.3723
/sp/ might be saging, stay alert
No.3724
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No.3725
>>3724so close yet so far
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No.3727
>>372521The flood of posts is going to be kek
>>3726shieeet
No.3729
I have a 15 minute break here
Lets do this
No.3730
>>3727When do we launch sir
No.3731
19
No.3732
>>3730when you feel like posting will get you the GET.
its as simple as that.
No.3733
>>3730attack between 7-12
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No.3736
>>373118>>3730what do we have? 5? 6?
Final 10-5 should be good, the board is slow as hell
No.3737
GUYS ITS COMING
GET READY.
No.3738
No.3739
its so slow we can probably all attack at 5 and definitely get it
No.3740
>>3737it's coming, and so am I
No.3741
No.3742
12
No.3743
the wait is killing me
No.3744
should we fire?
No.3745
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No.3747
11
READDDDYY!
No.3748
8
FIRE
No.3749
8
AIIIIIMMM
No.3750
GO
No.3751
WEW
No.3752
Arizona here.
got it again
wew
https://archive.today/uPnm9 No.3753
Fucking hell. I expected the flood to start a bit sooner. Can't believe I was so early.
No.3754
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No.3759
>>3752Congrats!
1 off.
Same old same old.
https://archive.today/GBny8 No.3760
so close
No.3761
>>3760yours was complete shit that did not flaunt 8chan at all
Thank god you failed
No.3762
>>3760>not 8chanthank god
No.3763
>>3760>nolan didn't find a wayalso
>not mentioning 8chan anywhere No.3764
I'll GET for you, Wudi, one day..
No.3765
>>3759I swear I am not intentionally trying to drive you mad. We are both firing mere nanoseconds away.
just have the luck recently I guess
No.3766
Now delete your threads if you haven't left the page so the mods don't get the satisfaction of licking up your posts.
No.3767
>>3760you mexican go to the 8chan training camp if you wanna good to get
No.3768
Delete your fails, save your IPs for the 123456789 /a/ GET
No.3769
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No.3770
>>3765It was my fuckup on this one, I hit Post but I had GETball as the active window still so I had to think for an instant and then click again.
Probably would have just been one under anyways though, it's always so close.
Really I'm just waiting for the cucks to successfully defend one, hopefully higher traffic boards are a bigger challenge for 8ch as a whole.
No.3771
>>3769Huh. Apparently it's a pretty narrow window, mine told me I couldn't delete it yet.
No.3772
Also good job everyone keeping the get thread looking like mature responsible spergs so far.
No.3773
No.3774
Also they did ban me from the /m/ GET so I had to use a different IP this time
No.3775
I couldn't get any of my holas to work for gods sakes
/a/ is going to be hell.
No.3776
>>3775I was able to use Hungary (it's probably going to be banned now)
No.3777
>>3773She's not even old enough for her age to be a get yet. Cuckchan's moderation has now directly insulted our goddess. I swear to god we had better fucking nab /a/ to rub in their faces.
No.3778
>>3775ON. WHEELS.
I want to see panic, regret, rage, drama, and nervous breakdowns in /4get/ however it goes.
No.3779
apparently the /a/ 123456789 GET is going to be 111 hours away, so we have a couple of days break to spare and warm up on 8chan (and to rally the website)
No.3780
>>3778Nabbing /a/ is going to cause EXTREME asshurt.
No.3781
>>3779Start rallying it immediately. I shall make a thread immediately as well.
No.3782
>>3779That's less than five days away.
No.3783
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ALL RISE FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM!
No.3784
0.5333 post(s) per second, target GET in 319470.00 seconds
No.3786
>>3781>>3782I actually kind of want to see cringeworthy Redditfags burn down /a/ regardless of anything else.
Bring them, for that one /4get/ thread I'll even praise them and hype them up like so many bumbling puppies.
No.3787
No.3788
>>3786>bring redditorsyou haven't made a single decent post in this thread but holy shit
No.3789
>>3781but 4-5 days is ages :(
No.3790
>>3786So we steal their GET and unleash a plague upon them, ebin.
No.3793
>/hm/ so butthurt they start posting literal cp to try and get the thread to disappear as soon as possible
No.3794
twas deleted
No.3795
>>3793Welp, thread just got deleted. I wonder if I'm banned yet. Probably am.
No.3797
>>3788>>3790I'm talking about /v/.
They're mostly from Reddit and act the same.
Not literal Reddit, hell no, I want the get to be for 8chan.
No.3799
holy shit, they posted cp.
No.3801
>>3799I know. Babby cp. They actually got that fucking asshurt.
In other news, I surprisingly wasn't banned.
No.3803
>>3797>/v/ is mostly leddithuh , i thought that if any board here had a high reddit concentration it would be /gamergate/.
But I guess most of the large boards on cuckcahn had a a lot of reddit in them prior to the exodus.
No.3807
>>3803Prior and post.
GG board is now run by the same group of Twitterfags that run /v/ because "you've been abandoned twice now, you need someone you can trust". Never mind that both of those times it was more Twitterfags. For once an actual anon had control of /gg/, and it was in the top, and then they botted their shitty long-named board up and shilled it fucking everywhere until /gg/ started to drop. So now it's Reddit and Reddit-in-training who post on there or /v/. Mixed with stormniggers of course.
No.3808
>>3807Oh, I see.
You're just stupid.
No.3810
>>3808Thrilling rebuttal old chap.