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7ded01 No.7925[View All]

/v/ 300,000,000 GET in under 3 hours from the last edit of this post!

Tips and tricks for GETing:

• Don't forget to post from your Phone/other devices if they are on other networks.

Mention this site, but don't be retarded and actually type "8chan" or obvious affiliated words unaltered, they will likely get you an automatic ban and your post won't even get submitted, put the 8chan logo in your image instead.

You can find the 8chan logo here: >>8643

(∞chan is spam filtered, 8chan.co is banfiltered, and other hidden filters are in place which may vary per board and change over time, always slightly obfuscate your mentions of 8chan to avoid any chance of hitting a filter)

• Be clever: (don't simply copy the following examples)

- Replace letters with their foreign counterparts ( http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm | http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet ):

>8cháñ

>응chan ( Be inventive with Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Gook symbols http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm )

- Use Combining Characters (Zalgo Text) to dodge the filter ( http://www.eeemo.net/ ), use weak settings so that your words aren't completely illegible.

You can combine this with the above suggestions to be extremely safe.

- Use synonyms: ( http://thesaurus.com )

>This is for Flaming Wheels

>GET for the chan of infinity

- You can just talk about 4chan:

>mods are corrupt

>4chan is kill

REDUCE THE FILESIZE OF YOUR IMAGE! You do not want to be stuck waiting for your image to upload in the last critical second:

- Open it up in an image editor and crop AND shrink that shit.

- Try converting your image to different file formats with lower quality settings. (eg. Go into GIMP, and save as .jpg with lower quality and higher smoothing settings)

- Big areas of flat colours compress better than complex patterned areas. See if you can simplify your image. If the background doesn't matter, smudge it and/or try to make it a single colour.

( see http://graphicdesign.stackexchange.com/a/48760 for more )

• Making a thread requires an image, if you don't want to post an image and if you want to post with the lowest latency possible then consider making your GET post in an existing thread.

[Warning, it can be incredibly difficult in the final seconds to get into an existing thread and post a GET attempt before the thread is pushed off the board by new threads. Make a new thread for your GET attempt if possible]

• Do not worry if you don't have a GETing script, most of us don't and they will be highly inaccurate in a GET of this magnitude, we are using our numbers and autism to carpetbomb this GET.

You can get a GET watcher script on https://get.4ch.net/

It will help you keep track of the post number in real time and is an invaluable asset. Be wary in the last crucial seconds, as the final post spikes may catch you off guard.

https://archive.today and screenshot the GET post if you get or see the GET, it is very likely it will be deleted by mods or pushed off the board by new threads.

You can find more information here: >>96

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0ef252 No.9092

MORE CARTOON GIRLS HUGGING FISH!!!!!


ad1710 No.9093

>>9092

Damn BO on damage control


c22c96 No.9094

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>>9089

>>9092

don't yell!


000000 No.9096

>>9091

>oh no I'm retarded

>better backpedal and object to the tone!

Good job not knowing thing, I'm so proud of you for not knowing thing.


c22c96 No.9097

File: 1435185803562.png (207.2 KB, 494x750, 247:375, 1423630639190.png)

>>9096

You are literally arguing with a strawman version of me that exists in your head right now. You might genuinely have autism.


000000 No.9098

>>9097

You're the one who shat out a big meta wall of text complaining about 8chan and proceeded to display increasing levels of cognitive dissonance and PMS. But if someone calls you out on your bullshit you immediately crumple into a ball and retreat into "m-muh autism! no one disagree with me!".

"Straw man" denotes someone attacking a hypothetical representation of your stance. I'm directly attacking what you're posting, because it's stupid bullshit. Cry more.


c22c96 No.9099

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>>9098

>shat out a big meta wall of text complaining about 8chan

This might as well be a meta thread. It's not like there's anything else to discuss here. I got tired of baiting you after you kept pulling in a meta direction, and I pointed out that this is part of 8chan's problem.

>PMS

What the fuck is PMS

>But if someone calls you out on your bullshit you immediately crumple into a ball and retreat into "m-muh autism! no one disagree with me!".

I'm calling YOU out on YOUR bullshit. You keep posting shit like you're one step ahead of my cognitive processes


5e8e66 No.9101

Classic Poseidon. I've missed you.


000000 No.9102

>>9099

Revisionism in the same thread you're still posting in doesn't really work.

>You keep posting shit like you're one step ahead of my cognitive processes

Well I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sell myself short there. I hate false modesty too, my bad.

>>9101

Haven't been anywhere, I just generally post anonymously and visit a bunch of different boards. I just put on the name to say hi when I realized I'd spaced out and missed the get attempt, then didn't bother taking it off. No point anyways, we have IDs and there are probably only 2 or 3 of us who even post on /4get/ via Tor.


c22c96 No.9103

>>9102

well fuck it, I'm off to catch up with some more Zankyou no Terror


000000 No.9104

>>9103

N-n-n-nice bloooooooog!


000000 No.9105

It still pains me to see you like this Poseidon

I would like to offer you a round of Desoxyn which should help a bit.


c22c96 No.9106


3325d5 No.9107

>>9106

Our /v/ is a shithole

Most boards just brought their cancer with them

/sp/ is free of the troubles that we had on 4chan


2798d8 No.9108

>>9107

>Our /v/ is a shithole

Please continue thinking this and thank you for staying out of /v/ and not shitting it up.


3325d5 No.9110

>>9108

You guys are doing a fine job of that yourselves.


2798d8 No.9111

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>>9110

Our shit > the shit you would bring

Deal with it


3325d5 No.9112

>>9111

good triple


000000 No.9113

>>9105

Why, so I could be dumb and obsessed with my e-rep? Stop emulating swagfags already.

If you hate opinions and ideas and just want to feel a sense of artificial togetherness, imageboards aren't really the ideal format or community to host such a gentle flowering spirit.

>>9107

Except for that whole rulefag uprising thing and being easily triggered, lol

>>9108

Sup Reddit? Have your leaders tweeted anything juicy lately? :^)


3325d5 No.9114

>>9113

>Except for that whole rulefag uprising thing and being easily triggered, lol

/sp/ was able to stave that idiot off and the wannabe GNAAtzis

We aren't /int/ or a gaymergate board

The 39M autist still pops by though


000000 No.9115

>>9113

I want you to come back to being the GET getting machine that you were trained to be. You were secretly molded from your earliest days to be an elite GET getter. Your memories wiped but the training ingrained into your subconcious. Something went wrong though during the /monster/ battle and your GET circuitry is malfunctioning.

You need drugs to wipe the autism clouding your true mission for life. You must disregard all external inflences and devote yourself to the GET. This is your purpose.


2798d8 No.9116

>>9114

>The 39M autist still pops by though

Just FYI,he posts in the /v/ GG thread now. I have no idea why either but he's there.

I forgot which wannabe eceleb he stalks these days but you should be able to spot him when he shows up.


000000 No.9117

>>9114

Yeah, you really did field it pretty well. /int/ was weird to watch, it started out well here and was one of the better boards on 4chan.

>>9115

See, what you all have lately been referring to as "autism" as a new mene is in fact the same detail-mindedness, combativeness, and spite that made 4chan great and which I strive to emulate in my posting habits here. Don't succumb to the ghetto culture, anons, I believe in you! (not really, lol)

If I play on 8chan again, I will rival /monster/, and they will spam boards again. It doesn't matter who wins or if I "catch them" or whatever. The point is that it will be faggotry. I gave them a chance, I tried to strike up some camaraderie with them thinking they wouldn't behave like furries, and they went and spammed the fuck out of a board to cheese an irrelevant competition, after I trusted them not to…to act in the noble and inviolate GETball spirit :^)

/sp/ could have stopped it. You were all over /int/ and /2hu/ the season before with "do these gets even count if they try more than once per person" stuff, but when it came to spamming 200 replies on a slow board, suddenly that was "just the way it was". It reinforces a behavioral pattern, and they'll do it again whenever pushed, and GETball really would just be faggotry. I just checked /getball/ and it looks like Stan is actually beating them, so it's a wing and a prayer for them not to pull any faggotry already. If I joined in I imagine it would just be non-stop bullshit.

I feel like I explained this already, though. It's not that I don't want to play getball, it's that I don't want to enable terrible faggotry.


000000 No.9119

This is you. You don't remember typing this but you did. The time is coming to put the plan in motion. /monster/ is an afterthought. Stan has banished them into a fifth dimension of hell.

You will now wake up.

The game has not even begun.


000000 No.9120

>>9119

You actually put in the effort to open Tor, I'm a little impressed.


000000 No.9121

>>9120

You are impressed with yourself as I should be.


000000 No.9122

>>9121

If you're me, tell me what I willen haven been working on tonight.


000000 No.9123

Wait, Poseidon! Don't listen to you! It's all part of a plot to undo yourself, and /monster/ is behind it! They've implanted memory triggers in your subconscious!


000000 No.9124

Wait why did I post that?


000000 No.9125

I have returned from the grave to warn you all that Stan is being impersonated by /monster/! Beware!


000000 No.9126


000000 No.9127

What if the real Poseidon didn't even come here today at all?


000000 No.9128

but I am the real Poseidon


000000 No.9129

but I am the real Poseidon


83b5e9 No.9130

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>>9044

>>yfw you realise he would make a gr8 Joker.

>>9058

send more ponyfags this way, it looks like everyone went to ponychan.

3 pph in total across ALL boards, that's a damn shame yo.

The pollack board >>>/flutter/ moves the fastest for some damn reason, despite being named after worstpony.

>>9052

can't you see the numbers in the URL though? You could just move over the No. right?

Hell, if the doitforfrees do too much for free, then you can just fake it out if they've blitzed all posts in that range.

>>9071 ayyyyyyyyyyyyy! https://www.ponychan.net

>>9081 I stopped using 4chan back when captcha and spam filters shitted up all the /tg/ quests. Aside from stealing gets and trying to get their >>>/mlp/ to move here, haven't been back there for 5 years now. I think the actual content creators all moved to MLPchan or dumblr tho, which then fused with ponychan (shame, because I expected the merger to end like every other /mlp/ project and explode in failure and autism, but it didn't. Bah humbug.)


000000 No.9131

but I am the real Poseidon


edaffb No.9133

>>9123

>>9124

You named yourself Stan (phone) and you're posting from a Tor service… My god fuck off.

If you're going to impersonate me, try and make me look like less of a retard.


e36a58 No.9136

>>9133

Stan listen to me, you have to get Poseidon to join /monster/!


3325d5 No.9137

>>9136

>>9133

wait a minute

If you are here and stan was there

WHO WAS PHONE?


000000 No.9139

>>9137

herd u were talkin shit


edaffb No.9140

>>9136

>>9137

>>9139

You creative fucks hahaha


000000 No.9141

Stan pls

You have to join /monster/, become their leader, and get them to embrace my fetish.

It's the only way to restore trust!

This is what you were born for.


000000 No.9142

>>9141

Belay that order!

/sp/ needs to join /imperfectsatan/ to pressure an /undina/-/monster/ alliance.


ad1710 No.9147

Is this /4get/'s lowest moment? Jesus


000000 No.9150

>>9147

Missing a GET we weren't likely to get anyways, or having fun?


f69d51 No.9151

>>8961

>>9073

Halfchan user here, dubs other than 00's are disabled on /v/ so there wasn't a 299999999.


03dd4c No.9190

I came here for the anime girls holding fish


b1dee1 No.9192

>>8857

They released an update in which you can switch back to text captcha


e4255f No.9196


134ea0 No.9574

YOU MISSED




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