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7ded01 No.7925[Last 50 Posts]
/v/ 300,000,000 GET in under 3 hours from the last edit of this post!
Tips and tricks for GETing:
• Don't forget to post from your Phone/other devices if they are on other networks.
• Mention this site, but don't be retarded and actually type "8chan" or obvious affiliated words unaltered, they will likely get you an automatic ban and your post won't even get submitted, put the 8chan logo in your image instead.
You can find the 8chan logo here: >>8643
(∞chan is spam filtered, 8chan.co is banfiltered, and other hidden filters are in place which may vary per board and change over time, always slightly obfuscate your mentions of 8chan to avoid any chance of hitting a filter)
• Be clever: (don't simply copy the following examples)
- Replace letters with their foreign counterparts ( http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm | http://www.starr.net/is/type/altnum.htm | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_alphabet ):
>8cháñ
>응chan ( Be inventive with Chinese/Japanese/Korean/Gook symbols http://www.lexilogos.com/keyboard/index.htm )
- Use Combining Characters (Zalgo Text) to dodge the filter ( http://www.eeemo.net/ ), use weak settings so that your words aren't completely illegible.
You can combine this with the above suggestions to be extremely safe.
- Use synonyms: ( http://thesaurus.com )
>This is for Flaming Wheels
>GET for the chan of infinity
- You can just talk about 4chan:
>mods are corrupt
>4chan is kill
• REDUCE THE FILESIZE OF YOUR IMAGE! You do not want to be stuck waiting for your image to upload in the last critical second:
- Open it up in an image editor and crop AND shrink that shit.
- Try converting your image to different file formats with lower quality settings. (eg. Go into GIMP, and save as .jpg with lower quality and higher smoothing settings)
- Big areas of flat colours compress better than complex patterned areas. See if you can simplify your image. If the background doesn't matter, smudge it and/or try to make it a single colour.
( see http://graphicdesign.stackexchange.com/a/48760 for more )
• Making a thread requires an image, if you don't want to post an image and if you want to post with the lowest latency possible then consider making your GET post in an existing thread.
[Warning, it can be incredibly difficult in the final seconds to get into an existing thread and post a GET attempt before the thread is pushed off the board by new threads. Make a new thread for your GET attempt if possible]
• Do not worry if you don't have a GETing script, most of us don't and they will be highly inaccurate in a GET of this magnitude, we are using our numbers and autism to carpetbomb this GET.
You can get a GET watcher script on https://get.4ch.net/
It will help you keep track of the post number in real time and is an invaluable asset. Be wary in the last crucial seconds, as the final post spikes may catch you off guard.
• https://archive.today and screenshot the GET post if you get or see the GET, it is very likely it will be deleted by mods or pushed off the board by new threads.
You can find more information here: >>96
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4bd497 No.7928
>>7925
>/hc/ /qa/ and /v/.
If we get all three we will be fucking legends
f2def8 No.8127
>>7928
All other GETs pale in comparison to /v/'s 300M GET, even /vg/'s 100M GET. No other GET will be as big, difficult or impressive as /v/'s 300M GET coming up. It's the 2nd highest and hardest GET we can GET, besides /b/'s GETs, and we won't see another /b/ GET for over half a year.
We've gotten /hc/ and /qa/'s GETs, but they're microscopic ants compared to /v/'s 300M.
f13ac8 No.8128
/v/ is going take at least 50 days. There are plenty of others coming before.
867b0e No.8129
>>8128
we can still prepare for it.
816a61 No.8180
>>7925
It's actually 6.000.000 posts.
But since /v/ has around 100.000 posts per day, >>8128 seems to be right.
Don't forget though,
summer is coming
000000 No.8349
>>8127
I don't know, 100M seems more special than 300M or even 500M to me. 1B would be amazing. Maybe Reddit/Tumblr will flood in anew and give moot ad shekels and push one of the boards to 1B before it shuts down or we're all 50, but so far? 4chan really does seem to be dying slowly in terms of traffic.
8dbea3 No.8350
>>8349
we won't see 1B for something like half a decade
a12b5d No.8538
5 DAYS LEFT
E3 IS MAKING IT COME SUPER FAST
000000 No.8641
>>8349
Good to see more Torfags on lately.
Chances are I'll miss this one, been really busy. Remember not to fuck it up, we didn't sweep the other one so you'll all have to step it up for this one.
edaffb No.8642
We can finally see our objective on the getwatcher site…. It's like teasing us…. Shaking its ass in front of us but not letting us get anywhere close to it.
701752 No.8643
>>7925
Get your 8chan logos here!
Stickem in your picture if you GET with an image!
388038 No.8645
i want to get it in gamergate's name
see what happens
edaffb No.8646
>>8645
If that's the board/cause that you will to represent, go ahead… But just make sure that it is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT clear that you're from 8chan and that you're stealing the GET for 8chan.
Good luck my friend!
22fd10 No.8647
ea4bd7 No.8648
>>8647
maybe an hour? I don't remember the post speed
edaffb No.8649
>>8647
Getwatcher.exe says ~25 Hours remaining
Getwatcher.net says 34 Hours remaining
22fd10 No.8650
>>8649
yeah I get 1.2 days
edaffb No.8651
Also quick question to the community… I need a quick and easy way to get around being B&. The locked me out until July 10th and I don't usually use proxies or VPNs…. Anyone got any recommendations?
388038 No.8653
>>8651
I'd recommend resetting your router (on some routers it's incredibly easy and on some it can be a pain, but so long as your IP is dynamic it will work) but remember to delete your cookies/browse in a private window as otherwise they'll catch you for the evasion.
514d9e No.8654
7099ae No.8655
>>8654
Been waiting a month for this.
It's a shame I thought /v/ would be faster since it's the seconds largest board on halfchan
22fd10 No.8657
>>8655
GETWatch is estimating at 1.8 posts per second-2.0 posts per second GET is within 20 hours
Strange, I never remember 4/v/ being this fucking slow, especially considering its Summer, maybe most of them really did fucking leave during the exodus
b1f9f9 No.8660
>>8657
>Strange, I never remember 4/v/ being this fucking slow, especially considering its Summer, maybe most of them really did fucking leave during the exodus
Makes sense.
I've been on halfchan for 4 years before I moved here and I always remember /v/ and /b/ blowing through atleast 50,000 - 100,000 posts a day during summer. The only other explanation is that /v/ is infested with lurkers than poster
22fd10 No.8664
Jesus fuck this is pure hell to wait for
I'm still getting between 15 to 20 hour estimates
And I thought the whole "4chan is dead" shit was just a meme
22fd10 No.8665
>>8664
Samefag here
according to GETWatch Half/v/ is getting 1-2 posts per second
Based on my math our /v/ is getting 7 posts per second
Weird
dc9b15 No.8666
>normalfags spend more time outside during the summer
>full /v/ has more posters during summer than half /v/
Ergo, half /v/ is full of normalfags
388038 No.8699
like 80,000 posts to go
how long will this take do you think?
ad1710 No.8700
>>8699
Should be in 3 hours is my guess
Don't worry, I got this shit ready for sure, I have 4 devices ready to post, even if there isn't many of us by then, we'll snag it
edaffb No.8701
>>8699
Getwatcher.exe says ~10 Hours remaining
Getwatcher.net says 12.5 Hours remaining
b9c253 No.8702
IT'S TONIGHT!
Test if you're banned (clear your cookies and other browser things, and make a post on any board)
Refine your GET images 8chan logos: >>8643, GIMP: http://www.gimp.org )
Pre-prepare your GET messages in notepad or something for easy copying+pasting when the GET is ready, we've plenty of time now to come up with strong obfuscations of "8chan" and other possibly filtered iterations
Start giving the heads up on other boards, I trust /monster/ are here, /intl/ is probably aware (they made an attempt on the /wsg/ GET I think? At least 1 /intl/ anon still cares about stealing halfchan GETs!)
>>>/v/
>>>/bane/
>>>/2hu/
>>>/christian/
>>>/co/ (they're /co/ol guys)
>>>/int/ (?)
>>>/scurv/ (I think the GET guys from there've probably returned to >>>/v/ now that the paid mods thing has died down)
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/
>>>/a/
etc.
Any other boards with anons that may be interested?
Please doesn't end up like /a/'s 123456789 one, I've no idea how that tomoko GET slipped through our carpet bomb
e02e43 No.8703
>>8702
/monster/ is definitely here, yes.
No matter who manages to win this, we all have primordial autism on our side.
Let's all try our best.
e02e43 No.8704
>>8702
I wonder if alerting /a/ to this will end up in a ban for the person who does so again?
3db5e0 No.8705
Why is it that these things never happen during the afternoon?
They have a thread up, by the way
https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/299959134
62f35e No.8706
>>8705
PPH will definitely speed up thanks to dedicated shitposting threads, we can use this waiting time to gather up more anons for a stronger carpet bomb
Anyone recall just how fast /vg/ was in the last few seconds?
c3c228 No.8707
yesterday image resolution stop me from making a post which has never happened before. this picture i posted was not accepted cause of the resolution even though i had used it before for the /lit/ get
eac31f No.8708
What is faster:
- Creating a new thread
- Posting a reply
?
5c071d No.8709
>>8708
Probably posting a reply, you're not restricted with having to put an image or add a subject (if the board requires subjects for new threads)
If you wanna be super quick, post a reply in an existing thread just saying "8chan /yourboard/ GET", obfuscate the 8chan so that it will get past the ban/spam filter.
5c071d No.8710
I've made a thread over on /v/
>>>/v/4583560
Hope the vols/Mark don't delete it, this GET is especially special for them
e6ff3a No.8711
I BEG YOU TO USE THIS PICTURE
I'M SO IN MAD MAX HYPE THAT IT WOULD MAKE ME CRY OUT OF HAPPYNESS
5b8976 No.8712
>>8711
Put 8chan in the pic
4126f8 No.8714
/v/ here
i'm going with this
for us, this is personal
5c071d No.8715
>>8711
>>8712
>>8713
sorta like this, the 8chan logo is more obvious this way, generates more butthurt
5b8976 No.8717
>>8714
Put in the 8chan logo >>8643
ALL /v/FAGS, REMEMBER TO READ THE GUIDELINES. MAKE IT CLEAR THAT YOU ARE FROM 8CHAN ELSE THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS IS
moot
e6ff3a No.8718
>>8717
also remember to make a dot on the picture you're using if you do not use your OC so we won't get the duplicate file error
4a78e4 No.8719
/a/ here, the power of moe will help us win this GET for all of 8chan.
9b9af9 No.8720
/christian/ here. Ready to help apprehend that get from those halfchan heathens!
c53093 No.8722
>>8714
That's the best possible image you could have chosen
Salutations
5c071d No.8723
EXACTLY 20,000 POSTS LEFT!
d43d6e No.8724
Estimated time of arrival anyone?
b2b49a No.8725
5b8976 No.8726
May happen is just under three hours.
d43d6e No.8727
>>8725
thank you amigo
I just got my wisdom teeth out and have no clue whats going on
5b8976 No.8729
3db5e0 No.8730
d2bd5b No.8732
>>8731
aww shit should have spoilered that one
MOOOOODDSSSS
5b8976 No.8733
>>8731
Which board will you represent?
c53093 No.8734
>>8728
No edit was really necessary, the symbology was already easily digestible
Now you've gone and fucked up punished /v/'s red cape
cd048a No.8735
4c3201 No.8739
/v/irgin reporting for duty.
cd048a No.8740
I steal this get for >>>/america/
FUCK YEAH
b74565 No.8741
hi guys im new what if s4s beats ya :^)
b2b49a No.8742
>>8741
http://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/3333333/
Now why on earth would that happen? You can't even beat /monster/.
b74565 No.8743
>>8742
i wasn't around when that happened. i could've changed the outcome, you know? also that's a quality get. i was the one who got the 4chin /sp/ 4000000 btw :^)
b74565 No.8744
>>8743
agh my bad it was 59000000 it was over a month ago
060b2f No.8745
>>8744
Wanna join our side, KekMaster?
b74565 No.8746
>>8745
probably i just don't like the layout of this website tbh i'll think about it
d7a493 No.8747
>>8746
>i just don't like the layout of this website
b2b49a No.8748
>>8744
>59000000
We don't pay mind to those "gets."
b74565 No.8749
>>8747
i've only been on here like 3 times and i need to get familiar with all this stuff
b74565 No.8750
>>8748
still a get for me bruh it's very ebin
5b8976 No.8751
>>8748
No 8chan board has numbers that big so it still is impressive.
4a66a1 No.8754
Won't the cuck-chan dubs filter eat the get?
3db5e0 No.8755
>>8754
Any GET with 3 or more zeroes still passes the filter
08ce4d No.8756
chaps i haven't gone for the game of getball since the last big 4/b/ get.
Any tips for returning, i have a picture sorted, i know what the post will say.
But when should i post? Which post number? Last time i left it too late (1,500 to go) and the server started to chunk up, my post never even went through.
da38ae No.8757
It's looking like another fire around 50-70 shitfest and hope for the best. Maybe even further out.
Only other comparable attempt was /b/ 600M
060b2f No.8758
>>8748
The GETBall rules'll probably change once 8chan boards break 10M, or sooner if Hotwheels is around to edit the rules, they weren't made with GETs over 10M in mind, /sp/ anons a few GET Watch threads ago agreed that every Mil until 100 is significant
da38ae No.8759
AND
IMPORTANT REMINDER
You all have at least TWO attempts
Don't waste them
You can make a new thread AND post in an existing thread at the same time.
5b8976 No.8760
>>8748
/tv/ had like a 10 posts happen in one second in their latest get.
5b8976 No.8761
060b2f No.8762
>>8756
Poseidon fired at 40 left for the /vg/ 100M GET, it's cutting it real damn close, we'd probably fire earlier (60-100) for this one as it's a lot faster than /vg/'s 100M or /a/'s 123456789 were
We'll know best closer to the GET, /b/ was extremely fast compared to any other board
da38ae No.8763
>>8762
>Poseidon
RIP
Autism kills.
08ce4d No.8764
>>8762
well checking on /v/ right now it's not as fast as /b/ was but a large margin.
It's almost like 4chan has forgotten the rules of the game.
451f52 No.8765
#bringbackourGET
Godspeed, /4get/
060b2f No.8766
>>8763
he's over here >>8641, he probably won't be able to make this one
036b49 No.8767
Any proxies or equivalent you faggots would recommend for this?
3325d5 No.8768
>>8767
I recommend any you can find not banned.
Good luck with that.
accc04 No.8769
Godspeed you magnificent bastards
060b2f No.8771
>>8767
Hard to find one these days, Hola was best but halfchan has since banned most of it, and Hola is dodgy as hell
I can only recommend resetting your router for a new home IP (if you have a dynamic IP) and using your phone for an extra GET attempt, also, clear your cookies etc. so that they can't ban track you to your new IP
bb22e0 No.8772
6d64e4 No.8773
036b49 No.8774
>>8771
Got it.
>TFW only one GET attempt because my phone can't do that sort of thing.
3325d5 No.8776
accc04 No.8777
678c90 No.8779
3325d5 No.8780
Triple monitor setup is go
Getball.exe pinned to corner
Multiple VMs running on each
wew
d2bd5b No.8782
>>8781
less than an hour now boys
buckle up and prepare for violent high impact lol :^)
5c071d No.8783
accc04 No.8784
c3c228 No.8785
4a78e4 No.8786
Almost there! Everyone's ready?
2798d8 No.8787
Don't forget to post here and boost morale
>>>/v/4583560
5c071d No.8789
>>8785
60-100 off, maybe earlier, depends how fast it gets near the end
13fc87 No.8790
>>8789
That's way too late.
d2bd5b No.8791
3325d5 No.8792
>>8790
4chan uses cloudflare which means there are so many different ways your click can go from your computer to 4chan
Poseidon got the /vg/ with 40 to go
the /b/ 600M was 3 off fired with about 50 to go
5c071d No.8793
>>8790
Post rate spikes near the end, we only have /b/, /a/ and /vg/ to judge, at /vg/ we fired at 40 to GET the 100M, this is 300M and a lot faster
5c071d No.8794
>>8792
Arizona fired at 50?
3325d5 No.8795
>>8794
Multiple proxies and connections all fired between 40-60.
accc04 No.8796
we need to take a shotgun approach we need people posting threads and replies and posting them very quickly and avoid key words to prevent autoban
f13ac8 No.8797
Your own connection depends on when you fire, not when other people have fired. If you have a slow connection and/or a large image fire sooner.
5c071d No.8798
>>8790
Oh, you said way too late, you're probably right.
If everyone used the method to post twice ( >>8759 ) and we had about 50 anons we can safely fire at 100 left, even then we'll get some overshoot because of the anons on /v/ that post at the same time, as well as other parties attempting to carpet bomb the GET, however I doubt most anons will use the double posting method, and I bet some GET attempts by newcomers will have 0 mention of 8chan, even tangentally, so they'll count as failgets
491f6d No.8799
>>8796
What particular words?
5c071d No.8800
4a78e4 No.8801
>>8799
Anything directly related to 8chan or gamergate
3325d5 No.8802
>>8798
At 100 left there will be a massive flood of posts
The getwatcher and getball.exe might freeze again so be aware.
3325d5 No.8803
>>8799
Post an 8chan image and mention your board in the post.
usually something like 8ch GET as the subject
8ch is still not filtered out
5c071d No.8804
>>8802
true, greatest fear is the whole thing freezing, then it's either anyone's game, we all over/undershoot, or mods steal the GET
0d1936 No.8805
5c071d No.8806
>>8803
Obfuscate "8ch" with accented letters and combining characters eitherway as good practice, just to be safe.
b8d0cd No.8807
>>8801
As long as BANE? isn't wordfiltered, I'm fine. :^)
4a78e4 No.8808
>>8806
Better practice is to not directly mention it, but put the logo in the pic.
3db5e0 No.8809
Try using 8сhan instead of 8chan
9223b8 No.8810
4a78e4 No.8811
451f52 No.8812
3325d5 No.8813
>>8804
That happened on /pol/ I think
Everything froze and then the GET and the 9s before it were both UKIP.
5c071d No.8814
>>8808
If you don't upload an image you'll slightly get lower latency, making an imageless post mentioning 8chan in an existing thread is possibly the fastest method for a GET attempt
(you should also make a new thread attempt for the extra attempt eitherway)
b2b49a No.8816
KekMaster, will you end up joining whatever board nabs the get?
3325d5 No.8817
>>8809
typing 8chan will get you autobanned and the post will not go through
DO NOT DO THIS
bba3e0 No.8818
b2b49a No.8819
>>8816
In terms of joining their getball team, I mean.
3325d5 No.8820
>>8815
not us
that is just usual 4chan idiots
9223b8 No.8821
3db5e0 No.8822
>>8817
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Es_%28Cyrillic%29
Using this instead of your normal everyday c works on the cuck filter on 8/v/
13fc87 No.8823
>>8807
You're doing God's word, brother.
The fire rises.
accc04 No.8824
will hotwheels get you banned ?
3325d5 No.8825
>>8814
True but new posts get preference over replies.
Use both of your attempts.
b74565 No.8826
>>8819
i'm a newfag so i must witness this shitstorm before i take action
bedee8 No.8827
I'm at work and my connection here is permabanned
I'll have to attempt from my phone's 3G
If I get this GET I'm gonna go buy some lotto tickets
3325d5 No.8828
>>8821
>>8822
Okay
As long as that still works.
5c071d No.8829
4a78e4 No.8830
>>8814
Latency isn't much of an issue if you compressed your pic to under 50KB, which I hope everyone did.
>>8824
Yes, use Flaming Wheels
5c071d No.8831
>>8829
shit, sorry ignore me you've already read it I suck dicks
5b8976 No.8832
>>8824
Yep. Use a variation like flamingrims
5c071d No.8833
>>8830
I've got mine to 16 KB and 19 KB, I think I have one at 7 KB but it's on my phone
653413 No.8834
>>8830
>>8832
So what the hell happens if people want to discuss Hotwheels on /toy/?
9428fe No.8835
3db5e0 No.8836
>>8809
>>8822
>>8828
I just tried it, it doesn't seem to work
accc04 No.8837
5c071d No.8838
I use zalgo text it up, using weak settings so that the letter 'c' is still recognizable
33b81e No.8839
168a3c No.8840
whats a good time to fire?
5c071d No.8841
>>8840
100-150, depends how fast it gets, read the rest of this thread, we've discussed this a lot
653413 No.8842
>>8835
Wow, nice job Janitors. To be fair, I'm not sure what the odds are about someone having a serious discussion about those things, but that's still an idiotic way to "solve" the "problem".
accc04 No.8843
>>8840
300-50 depending on the speed while we approach 300000000
5fc543 No.8844
>>8840
3 seconds after the 80th post
3325d5 No.8845
>>8842
A few more major GET steals and they will solve this "problem" by removing all repeating digits of any kind.
876e9d No.8846
491f6d No.8847
>>8841
I think everyone's nervous about missing their chance via a sudden spike.
6d64e4 No.8848
when should we will the captcha? How long does it take till it expires?
b74565 No.8849
>>8848
lol text captcha brah
168a3c No.8850
3325d5 No.8851
>>8847
The spike will happen.
Be aware if the getwatch freezes
b74565 No.8852
>>8849
oh shit im sorry you cant do that for new threads
accc04 No.8853
3325d5 No.8854
>>8848
2 minute expiration
491f6d No.8855
5e8e66 No.8856
4a78e4 No.8857
>>8848
It's not a text captcha anymore, it's botnet google shit. Part of the reason I never ever post there, even on the few boards I still visit.
bba3e0 No.8858
f1e9c9 No.8859
Good luck all getball players desu
3325d5 No.8860
>>8857
There is a way of going back to the text based captcha. You have to disable all google tracking cookies. It's tedious but possible.
4a78e4 No.8861
>>8860
I think the botnet shit doesn't expire though, which is great for GETball.
3325d5 No.8862
>>8861
No it still expires after 2 minutes.
884870 No.8863
4a78e4 No.8864
>>8862
Oh sorry then, I don't go there very often.
9223b8 No.8865
accc04 No.8866
90934a No.8867
this damn captcha kills the soul
3325d5 No.8868
3325d5 No.8869
I am afraid that the existing thread I pick to make an attempt in will be wiped off page 10 during the flooding.
22fd10 No.8870
SHIT when should we push submit?
At 1k posts?
500 posts?
FUCK!
9428fe No.8872
>>8869
Be careful, pick a fresh target.
491f6d No.8873
Doing this at work with a weak phone signal. Hoping against hope
0c602c No.8874
Not participating because tired as fuck.
But good luck!
(And Good Night)
b2b49a No.8875
>>8871
I'm going for 100-150.
accc04 No.8876
>>8870
300-50 depending on the speed leading up to it most likely around 150-100
90934a No.8877
>>8874
it's 7 minutes away man
3325d5 No.8878
>>8870
if you have a fast connection you can do it under 50
usually 75-150 or worse if you are slower
You have to make your own judgments as it speeds up
622d17 No.8879
>>8869
That's what happened with the /b/ get, someone made a shitty thread and it was instantly flooded away. I wouldn't be surprised if the same thing happens with /v/.
b74565 No.8880
i'm sweating because i'm a huge faggot trying to obtain a get
7420ae No.8881
>>8870
1000 POSTS LEFT
GO GO GO SUBMIT NOW
22fd10 No.8882
>>8869
would it be safer to submit a new thread?
3db5e0 No.8883
b2b49a No.8884
>>8881
STOP BEING A RETARD
5b8976 No.8885
491f6d No.8886
>>8881
Were you born retarded or did mom drop you a few times later?
22fd10 No.8887
>>8881
I fucking hate you I panicked now I can't delete it
5e8e66 No.8888
451f52 No.8889
3325d5 No.8890
>>8882
Yes
but you can do both
4chan lets you post in existing and make a new one
ad1710 No.8891
>>8882
comments override threads in priority
678c90 No.8892
4a78e4 No.8893
3325d5 No.8894
>>8889
do better when it counts
036b49 No.8895
451f52 No.8897
My captcha is jacked up and good to
ad1710 No.8898
How do I ban evade on 4chan guys
d18103 No.8899
5b8976 No.8900
5fc543 No.8901
3325d5 No.8902
5e8e66 No.8903
ad1710 No.8904
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
FUCKING DO IT FUCKING DO IT FUCKING DO IT
b2b49a No.8905
5b8976 No.8906
0c602c No.8907
>>8877
Okay, okay.
Prepared a thread.
3db5e0 No.8908
451f52 No.8909
ee59b5 No.8910
0c602c No.8911
608636 No.8912
>>8907
Less than 700 left.
876e9d No.8913
IT'S SPEEDING UP BOYS
AROUND 500 POSTS LEFT
HOLD YOUR FIRE
451f52 No.8914
9223b8 No.8916
720d5a No.8917
>>8898
use a proxy
>>8901
>>8904
kill yourselves
3db5e0 No.8918
22fd10 No.8919
I got banned for 69 days by starting early
Trying again on mobile if theres time
876e9d No.8920
ad1710 No.8921
FIRE
FIRE
FIRE
FIRE
FIRE
FIRE
FIRE
FIRE
3db5e0 No.8922
451f52 No.8923
ee59b5 No.8924
678c90 No.8925
876e9d No.8926
d2bd5b No.8927
>>8899
>>8920
LESS THAN 300
3325d5 No.8928
Don't listen to anyone here telling you to fire
Trust your own instincts
3db5e0 No.8929
876e9d No.8930
451f52 No.8931
08ce4d No.8932
451f52 No.8933
3db5e0 No.8934
876e9d No.8935
451f52 No.8936
16240b No.8937
ee59b5 No.8938
Fired at 111, seemed right
ad1710 No.8939
OK NOT A DRILL GO GO GO GO
OK NOT A DRILL GO GO GO GO
OK NOT A DRILL GO GO GO GO
OK NOT A DRILL GO GO GO GO
OK NOT A DRILL GO GO GO GO
OK NOT A DRILL GO GO GO GO
OK NOT A DRILL GO GO GO GO
OK NOT A DRILL GO GO GO GO
b2b49a No.8940
b74565 No.8941
d53e07 No.8942
You're all brave warriors.
We'll tell the tale of your bravery for ages.
Fight on anon.
Fire at will.
3325d5 No.8943
876e9d No.8945
884870 No.8946
>50 posts too soon
oh hwell
b2b49a No.8947
>>8940
Oh, and it was already deleted,
9428fe No.8948
0c602c No.8949
>299999935
And banned
Fuuuuuuuu
5fc543 No.8951
9c8675 No.8953
good lord what a terrible get
ad1710 No.8955
FUCKING SPLATOON FAGS
FUCK NINTENDO
451f52 No.8956
5e8e66 No.8957
678c90 No.8958
f13ac8 No.8959
608636 No.8961
b74565 No.8962
god damn that image took like forever to load
5e8e66 No.8963
3325d5 No.8964
might be the closest
I don't know
I fired at 65
My other attempt was about 50 over and that was attempted at the same time
https://archive.is/S8hjY
22fd10 No.8965
>>8945
That was a mod GET, no doubt in my fucking mind it was a mod get, they kew we were here
>hurr user was banned for this post durrr
I'm sure the newfags actually believe it too
5b8976 No.8967
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://archive.is/84VyJ
b2b49a No.8968
Is the 333333333 impossible to get or not?
d18103 No.8971
>Forgot to select image
Oh well. Posted anyway. Here's hoping I get another ban.
3325d5 No.8973
ab2373 No.8974
>gets to 400 left
>internet dies
what the fuck
b2b49a No.8975
>>8966
You're damn right that's shit, there's no mention of 8chan or showmanship of its symbol anywhere in it.
3325d5 No.8976
>>8966
>no 8ch mention
why were you even here?
5e8e66 No.8978
f13ac8 No.8979
Banned because kept getting Error: You cannot delete this post. :/
b74565 No.8981
hope nothing happened to my post
08ce4d No.8982
22fd10 No.8983
>>8974
My internet died too, of all fucking times for it to die it dies now
Satan himself must've been behind it (and by that I mean, not Stan)
b8d0cd No.8984
3325d5 No.8985
dd8736 No.8986
>>8984
It doesn't matter who they are. What matter is their plan.
b74565 No.8987
22fd10 No.8988
Also I was a faggot and posted early because I panicked, fuck my life
ab2373 No.8989
>>8983
fuck
I had two awesome attempts to make and it died on me at the worst time
why internet, why
b2b49a No.8990
>>8984
That doesn't mean people will realize that by default. For all some of them know you could have just been referencing all the bane threads on their /tv/.
b8d0cd No.8991
b74565 No.8992
22fd10 No.8994
>>8992
nigger this has mod get written all over it, the mods knew we were coming
ab2373 No.8995
b74565 No.8996
ad1710 No.8997
Fucking cuckchan mods stole that GET pieces of fucking shit
God I'm so fucking angry
451f52 No.8998
3325d5 No.8999
welp
can't win them all
See you all later
4/t/ is approaching
Stan will want that one
411f06 No.9000
I tried something different. Was it a good idea?
22fd10 No.9001
>>8996
>>8997
>>8998
I wouldn't even be surprised if they were laughing at us on IRC right now, all fucking cucks
Best we could do is just wait for the next get
7420ae No.9002
>>8994
>>8996
>>8998
stop with this shit. Everytime we don't get it it's modget? Then why don't mods get EVERY get, like the /co/ one that they clearly knew was going to be stolen since they deleted it so fast it wasn't even archived?
Stop being salty and admit defeat.
2798d8 No.9003
>>8994
It matches the same pattern as the /b/ get.
> X is now a meme
> X is a new meme
Same shit with zero thought put into it
b74565 No.9004
>>8999
>>9000
nice trips
swaglord is a pretty cool guy he's a pothead though
5b8976 No.9005
>>8997
>>9001
Mods can steal gets? Don't act like halfchan man
b2b49a No.9006
>>9004
but anon, if he were a cool guy then he would have stickied my s4s get
::::^)
b74565 No.9007
and this shit has music kek
7420ae No.9008
they clearly can't otherwise 8chan would never get anything
22fd10 No.9009
>>9002
Because the mods on other boards aren't complete faggots
>>9005
Mods can reserve post numbers, yes
b74565 No.9010
>>9006
too high to realize a quality post
ad1710 No.9011
>>9005
Yes they fucking can retard, whenever we miss a get it's always because a cuck mod takes it
3325d5 No.9012
Oh here is the palindrome too
https://archive.is/nddnm
5a46fa No.9013
>this background music
at least they can still have fun now and then.
7420ae No.9014
>>9009
>Because the mods on other boards aren't complete faggots
mods are global, it's pretty well known. Either you're new as fuck or just pretending to be salty to discredit this site, no way anyone would be this stupid.
555b89 No.9015
b74565 No.9016
what was the post with 9's anybody knows
2798d8 No.9017
>>9013
>secure their own get
>play victory music
4a78e4 No.9018
>>9012
>Isn't your website lead by an autistic cripple?
Better than being owned by Gawker.
8124bf No.9019
22fd10 No.9020
>>9014
Wrong, 4chan has both local and global mods much like 8chan does, stop trying to act like an oldfag you faggot, they would've banned me from all the boards if they could but I only got a 69 day /v/ ban
7420ae No.9021
>>9020
>Wrong, 4chan has both local and global mods much like 8chan does
The locals are called janitors, and they can only submit ban requests and delete posts and nothing else, as their FAQ says. Seriously how new are you?
7420ae No.9022
>>9020
Also nigger 8chan has a whole board dedicated to the janitor irc leaks and there's nothing about "local" mods and it's repeated multiple times there that they can't steal gets. I checked the logs right now. Please off yourself.
22fd10 No.9023
>>9022
I just want to play devils advocate here and just say maybe it was a moderator and not a janny, but then why am I not banned globally?
Also, pretty sure mods or at the very least devs can reserve GETs through a server-side script
7420ae No.9024
>>9023
>Also, pretty sure mods or at the very least devs can reserve GETs through a server-side script
Point the source for that. I'm sure the dev can do it because he's the fucking dev, but it's specifically stated that mods cannot steal gets in the leaks. It was some mod talking to a janitor IIRC.
379012 No.9025
>>9018
Apparently they stopped making shrilling articles from clickbait sites bannable and reportable there.
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this?
22fd10 No.9026
>>9024
>not realizing 4chan Devs have their own capcode
fcff2a No.9027
We got /vg/'s 100,000,000, which is why I'm very skeptical that mods can reserve GETs, even though it is technically possible to do.
2798d8 No.9028
>>9027
Suspected mod gets can be due to the fact that /b/ and /v/ are the boards with the highest traffic. They stand more to lose from boards of that much thoroughfare giving exposure to 8chan than other boards.
000000 No.9029
So I was actually around today, just forgot how close this was. At least now I can show up after the fact to say it's such a shame because one of my two posts totally would have secured the GET. Shame too, I was going to just use a screencap of the /vg/ get for this one. Anyways, good attempt guys. Anyone get closer than the 05?
>>8994
>>8997
>>8998
>>9015
Not sure if false-flagging or just Reddit, but either way pls go.
fcff2a No.9030
>>9029
I can tell you that at least one is a false flag.
22fd10 No.9031
>>9027
>>9028
I want to add that the /b/ GET and /v/ GET were also strangely similar aswell, like they were both pulled from the same hat
fcff2a No.9032
>>9029
>Anyone get closer than the 05?
I can't find 99 in the archives, but in total we got 02, 03, 97 and 05
22fd10 No.9033
>>9029
the administration of 4chan has every reason to reserve GETs on high-traffic boards when they know we're going to show up, if that GET was taken by one of us do you honestly think it would be a sticky with music playing? Fuck no, this shit was all planned out
fcff2a No.9035
000000 No.9037
>>9032
nod bad
Anyways how about that fresh new Splatoon mene? Pretty dank right?
>>9033
>hurr durr I r roleplay as le ebil dedchan posdurr tumblr will r be so proud of me
Oh fuck off, crying "mod get" whenever rustled about a get has always been a strictly 4chan thing, even back when it wasn't total shit.
Mods not getting as analpained is to be expected. I mean, they're relieved someone saved this one, because they take their "job" very seriously. They sure as hell knew we were after the /vg/ get, we'd already made ourselves known, but that didn't stop piss get or Stan's get.
Frankly it's pretty cool that we got any million-level GETs in the first place, don't ruin the fun being butthurt because we don't catch em all. We're a small fraction of the population trying for big gets on main boards.
Speaking of which, what's the next million-level 4ch GET? Getwatcher doesn't seem to work through Tor.
>>9034
I honestly figured [s4s] would get this one too, but /v/ managed to defend.
115489 No.9038
>8gaggers fail at getting dubs
>"we're too epic to fail, i-it's obviously the SJW mods who conspiracied the get :( l-le u salty bro?"
5b8976 No.9039
22fd10 No.9040
5b8976 No.9041
>>9037
halfchan's /t/ has their 666666 get in 14 hours
b74565 No.9043
>>9041
im up for it because we fugging failed at this
fcff2a No.9045
>>9039
any idea if that's disabled?
9223b8 No.9046
5b8976 No.9047
>>9043
>>>/9042/
>>9045
Sorry, I don't.
5b8976 No.9048
>>9043
Thread here >>9042
>>9045
Sorry, I don't.
b8d0cd No.9049
c0edb8 No.9050
8chan cannot into gets now. I'm sad.
3db5e0 No.9051
>>9039
Never, because non-zero gets are filtered
579f08 No.9052
>>9045
Regular dubs are disabled on /v/ and have been for some time. 3333333333 is impossible to get.
5b8976 No.9055
>>9051
>>9052
Gay
>>9053
Annoyingly so, that gets said a lot whenever we miss a big one like this.
5a46fa No.9056
>>9050
oh no I guess that means we have to give up forever and kill ourselves
so this….is the power….of 4chan…………….not bad……………………..
000000 No.9057
>>9038
>>9053
>post MODGET bullshit
>quick, another proxy!
>post "haha 8ch so salty" bullshit
>to the proxy list, away!
2005 is surprisingly resilient.
Are you also the one who spams all of that "HAHA 8CHAN THE SUPERIOR CHAN GET MAD 4CUCKS" bullshit all over our successful get threads?
c22c96 No.9058
>>9057
>proxy
we're here from the /v/ thread about the get you dumb 8cuck :^)
000000 No.9059
>>9058
Why? Isn't your whole point that you're more mature than 8chan and don't care about gets, and generally hate fun?
Haven't you always prided yourselves on playing games even less than Sarkeesian?
What could entice such perfect nihilists to venture beyond their hugbox?
000000 No.9061
>>9060
You guys were always faggots, but I remember a time when you weren't weeaboo faggots.
c22c96 No.9062
>>9061
4chan was created for anime
c22c96 No.9063
also, chaika on the front page of 8chan/4get/!
b2b49a No.9065
>>9062
Do you really think there's no difference between being weeaboo and liking anime?
000000 No.9066
>>9062
>world2ch = anime
You are an actual retard.
You are also not on 4chan.
c22c96 No.9067
>>9065
>>9066
been reading too much wikis I see
000000 No.9068
>>9067
>stop knowing things!
>lend credence to my revisionism already, p-please!
You come here to gloat and you can't even stop acting like a Tumblrite for one thread.
Your performance is poor and I am disappointed in you.
c22c96 No.9069
>>9068
are you denying 4chan was created for anime discussion?
2850c8 No.9070
>lol i browse only one chan xp (NUMBER)CHAN FTW! epic chan war bruh :) LOL, back 2 ED/pol/tumbler/reddit :D
Singlechanners need to be killed.
000000 No.9071
>>9069
There's no way your attention span is seriously this short.
>>9070
>not actively browsing every single one of the shitty sites out there
Pleb pls do u even quantum browsing?
Seriously though, most chans just aren't worth browsing. 7chan never was. 420chan never was. I could tell you Torchan was good, but it was shit even before Kimmo got his grubby paws on it, and as cool as the idea of overchan is, it's almost all contentless bullshit. Just because masterchan's shittiness makes the shittiness of other chans pale in comparison doesn't mean any of them are good anymore, and 4chan just has nothing good or unique about it. There's still decent selections of quality content to scrub from some of the slower boards, but that's really it. "Redditchan" as an insult from 4chan loyals has rung hollow since December, because its userbase somehow become even worse than migratory Redditfags.
c22c96 No.9072
>>9071
>I'll namedrop as many chans as I can, that's what the cool kids do!
b11496 No.9073
>>8961
Want to know this too
000000 No.9074
>>9072
Are you overreaching or did you just somehow fail to follow a two post long conversation?
c22c96 No.9075
>>9074
Okay, in all seriousness now and smug anime girls aside, I think 8fags' real problem is that you're just too fucking meta all the fucking time. You talk about "quality content" like it's some resource and you are a prospector searching for it. You faggots always seem to be more concerned about being the better website and appearing like oldfags instead of, you know, just talking about vidya or anime or whatever.
The unfortunate truth is that people who want to talk about video games on an imageboard go to 4chan, for the very simple reason that it's the biggest website out there. People who come to 8chan are people who want to talk about how much 4chan sucks, and very little else.
ec1f91 No.9077
>>9075
What the fuck does anime and video games have to do with gets?
In case you can't read you are on /4get/, not on /v/ or /a/.
c22c96 No.9078
>>9077
just talking about 8chan in general
000000 No.9079
>>9075
The irony is that your post is meta bullshit, no one cares about your opinion, and if you lurked more you would have just gone to >>>/meta/ to post your meta bullshit in the first place.
We left 4chan because it was sooper srs bsns. If you love censorship and being led around by the hand everywhere, cool, stay there. We're glad not to have you. 4chan is not the biggest website out there. Reddit is far larger and has a large gaming community which just happens to suck ass, similar to /v/.
You keep shilling the same shills over and over, but no one is going to think you're any less shit because of it.
Besides, 8chan died last year, remember? No one posts here and you shouldn't be concerned. That's the official line, right? Keep your hypocrisy and your #triggered mods, and be secure in the knowledge that just the existence of this alternative will stay their banhammers and make them take their "jobs" a little less seriously.
No one here has any interest in a tumblrchan or being le 99% vigilantes. That's probably not going to change. Get over it.
ec1f91 No.9080
>>9078
How does that fit with 8chan in general if you are posting in a thread about gets in a get board?
7a26ad No.9081
>>9075
People who want to banepost come here too. There is more niche content.
>implying most of us don't use 4ch too sometimes
c22c96 No.9082
>>9079
Hey, I'm not trying to be hostile here. Just pointing out what I think your biggest flaw is.
Also, for all your talk about 8chan being "censorship free" and how you get banned on 4chan… I only got an unjustifiable ban on 4chan once or twice in my life. If you don't want to get banned, just don't shitpost. Is it really that hard?
000000 No.9083
>>9080
Like I said, coming from offendedchan to post /meta/ bullshit about how 8ch is too serious and meta, without knowing about /meta/.
The SJWs did us a favor; they spared us the insipid plague of popularity.
>>9081
Well sure, but most of you use Reddit too. Most of you are also actually really dumb and act as a herd; the ratios are just better here than on 4chan. It's a public website that doesn't require an account, thinking anything positive of he majority of users would be retarded.
0ef252 No.9084
>>9075
pls more pictures of cartoon girls hugging fishes
ec1f91 No.9085
>>9082
>just don't shitpost. Is it really that hard?
Yes.
c22c96 No.9086
>>9084
every day until you like it
0ef252 No.9087
>>9086
no no you misunderstand, I already like it
c22c96 No.9088
>>9085
Glad you're here and not on 4chan, then.
0ef252 No.9089
>>9088
more hugging fish pls
000000 No.9090
>>9082
>implying anyone cares about your tone here
Tumblr stop what are you doing.
>for all your talk about 8chan being "censorship free" and how you get banned on 4chan… I only got an unjustifiable ban on 4chan once or twice in my life.
I never got banned in years and years of posting until I came back to steal gets. What's your point? Do you even have a point? It's not like proxies are some rare secret or in short supply.
>If you don't want to get banned, just don't shitpost. Is it really that hard?
How can you even be this stupid, as (ostensibly) an adult human being?
Is it difficult to avoid saying things that people in charge don't want you saying?
No. Of course not.
Does that make it not censorship when they ban people for doing so?
Do you just not remember the "talk about gg, get banned" thing?
I didn't care about GG. Honestly, I still don't.
But how did you let your brain rot to the point where that wasn't a red flag? Why fucking bother going to 4chan if it's just going to be another shitty admin circlejerk like every forum out there?
And I know, you'll say "but muh Snacks". Snacks banned people for random reasons and for shitty posts because he was bored. You think anyone would have praised him for enforcing some shit-eating moralistic, hypocritical sacred-sheep agenda by just banning anyone who talked about something he didn't like again and again? How can you have your head this far up moot's ass?
>>9088
Back to your safe space already. Have your parents create a child-friendly internet whitelist for you so you never have to see anything that triggers you.
c22c96 No.9091
>>9090
dude what the fuck, take a fucking chill pill
Shitposting is "things that people in charge don't want you saying"?
GG was just condensed faggotry, it's not like anything of value was lost. And I very much doubt 4chan will ever be a "shitty admin circlejerk", considering that place has literally millions of users and less than 200 moderators and janitors.
And what the fuck does snacks have anything to do with anything?
seriously, stop sperging out
0ef252 No.9092
MORE CARTOON GIRLS HUGGING FISH!!!!!
ad1710 No.9093
>>9092
Damn BO on damage control
000000 No.9096
>>9091
>oh no I'm retarded
>better backpedal and object to the tone!
Good job not knowing thing, I'm so proud of you for not knowing thing.
c22c96 No.9097
>>9096
You are literally arguing with a strawman version of me that exists in your head right now. You might genuinely have autism.
000000 No.9098
>>9097
You're the one who shat out a big meta wall of text complaining about 8chan and proceeded to display increasing levels of cognitive dissonance and PMS. But if someone calls you out on your bullshit you immediately crumple into a ball and retreat into "m-muh autism! no one disagree with me!".
"Straw man" denotes someone attacking a hypothetical representation of your stance. I'm directly attacking what you're posting, because it's stupid bullshit. Cry more.
c22c96 No.9099
>>9098
>shat out a big meta wall of text complaining about 8chan
This might as well be a meta thread. It's not like there's anything else to discuss here. I got tired of baiting you after you kept pulling in a meta direction, and I pointed out that this is part of 8chan's problem.
>PMS
What the fuck is PMS
>But if someone calls you out on your bullshit you immediately crumple into a ball and retreat into "m-muh autism! no one disagree with me!".
I'm calling YOU out on YOUR bullshit. You keep posting shit like you're one step ahead of my cognitive processes
5e8e66 No.9101
Classic Poseidon. I've missed you.
000000 No.9102
>>9099
Revisionism in the same thread you're still posting in doesn't really work.
>You keep posting shit like you're one step ahead of my cognitive processes
Well I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sell myself short there. I hate false modesty too, my bad.
>>9101
Haven't been anywhere, I just generally post anonymously and visit a bunch of different boards. I just put on the name to say hi when I realized I'd spaced out and missed the get attempt, then didn't bother taking it off. No point anyways, we have IDs and there are probably only 2 or 3 of us who even post on /4get/ via Tor.
c22c96 No.9103
>>9102
well fuck it, I'm off to catch up with some more Zankyou no Terror
000000 No.9104
>>9103
N-n-n-nice bloooooooog!
000000 No.9105
It still pains me to see you like this Poseidon
I would like to offer you a round of Desoxyn which should help a bit.
c22c96 No.9106
3325d5 No.9107
>>9106
Our /v/ is a shithole
Most boards just brought their cancer with them
/sp/ is free of the troubles that we had on 4chan
2798d8 No.9108
>>9107
>Our /v/ is a shithole
Please continue thinking this and thank you for staying out of /v/ and not shitting it up.
3325d5 No.9110
>>9108
You guys are doing a fine job of that yourselves.
2798d8 No.9111
>>9110
Our shit > the shit you would bring
Deal with it
3325d5 No.9112
000000 No.9113
>>9105
Why, so I could be dumb and obsessed with my e-rep? Stop emulating swagfags already.
If you hate opinions and ideas and just want to feel a sense of artificial togetherness, imageboards aren't really the ideal format or community to host such a gentle flowering spirit.
>>9107
Except for that whole rulefag uprising thing and being easily triggered, lol
>>9108
Sup Reddit? Have your leaders tweeted anything juicy lately? :^)
3325d5 No.9114
>>9113
>Except for that whole rulefag uprising thing and being easily triggered, lol
/sp/ was able to stave that idiot off and the wannabe GNAAtzis
We aren't /int/ or a gaymergate board
The 39M autist still pops by though
000000 No.9115
>>9113
I want you to come back to being the GET getting machine that you were trained to be. You were secretly molded from your earliest days to be an elite GET getter. Your memories wiped but the training ingrained into your subconcious. Something went wrong though during the /monster/ battle and your GET circuitry is malfunctioning.
You need drugs to wipe the autism clouding your true mission for life. You must disregard all external inflences and devote yourself to the GET. This is your purpose.
2798d8 No.9116
>>9114
>The 39M autist still pops by though
Just FYI,he posts in the /v/ GG thread now. I have no idea why either but he's there.
I forgot which wannabe eceleb he stalks these days but you should be able to spot him when he shows up.
000000 No.9117
>>9114
Yeah, you really did field it pretty well. /int/ was weird to watch, it started out well here and was one of the better boards on 4chan.
>>9115
See, what you all have lately been referring to as "autism" as a new mene is in fact the same detail-mindedness, combativeness, and spite that made 4chan great and which I strive to emulate in my posting habits here. Don't succumb to the ghetto culture, anons, I believe in you! (not really, lol)
If I play on 8chan again, I will rival /monster/, and they will spam boards again. It doesn't matter who wins or if I "catch them" or whatever. The point is that it will be faggotry. I gave them a chance, I tried to strike up some camaraderie with them thinking they wouldn't behave like furries, and they went and spammed the fuck out of a board to cheese an irrelevant competition, after I trusted them not to…to act in the noble and inviolate GETball spirit :^)
/sp/ could have stopped it. You were all over /int/ and /2hu/ the season before with "do these gets even count if they try more than once per person" stuff, but when it came to spamming 200 replies on a slow board, suddenly that was "just the way it was". It reinforces a behavioral pattern, and they'll do it again whenever pushed, and GETball really would just be faggotry. I just checked /getball/ and it looks like Stan is actually beating them, so it's a wing and a prayer for them not to pull any faggotry already. If I joined in I imagine it would just be non-stop bullshit.
I feel like I explained this already, though. It's not that I don't want to play getball, it's that I don't want to enable terrible faggotry.
000000 No.9119
This is you. You don't remember typing this but you did. The time is coming to put the plan in motion. /monster/ is an afterthought. Stan has banished them into a fifth dimension of hell.
You will now wake up.
The game has not even begun.
000000 No.9120
>>9119
You actually put in the effort to open Tor, I'm a little impressed.
000000 No.9121
>>9120
You are impressed with yourself as I should be.
000000 No.9122
>>9121
If you're me, tell me what I willen haven been working on tonight.
000000 No.9123
Wait, Poseidon! Don't listen to you! It's all part of a plot to undo yourself, and /monster/ is behind it! They've implanted memory triggers in your subconscious!
000000 No.9124
Wait why did I post that?
000000 No.9125
I have returned from the grave to warn you all that Stan is being impersonated by /monster/! Beware!
000000 No.9126
000000 No.9127
What if the real Poseidon didn't even come here today at all?
000000 No.9128
but I am the real Poseidon
000000 No.9129
but I am the real Poseidon
83b5e9 No.9130
>>9044
>>yfw you realise he would make a gr8 Joker.
>>9058
send more ponyfags this way, it looks like everyone went to ponychan.
3 pph in total across ALL boards, that's a damn shame yo.
The pollack board >>>/flutter/ moves the fastest for some damn reason, despite being named after worstpony.
>>9052
can't you see the numbers in the URL though? You could just move over the No. right?
Hell, if the doitforfrees do too much for free, then you can just fake it out if they've blitzed all posts in that range.
>>9071 ayyyyyyyyyyyyy! https://www.ponychan.net
>>9081 I stopped using 4chan back when captcha and spam filters shitted up all the /tg/ quests. Aside from stealing gets and trying to get their >>>/mlp/ to move here, haven't been back there for 5 years now. I think the actual content creators all moved to MLPchan or dumblr tho, which then fused with ponychan (shame, because I expected the merger to end like every other /mlp/ project and explode in failure and autism, but it didn't. Bah humbug.)
000000 No.9131
but I am the real Poseidon
edaffb No.9133
>>9123
>>9124
You named yourself Stan (phone) and you're posting from a Tor service… My god fuck off.
If you're going to impersonate me, try and make me look like less of a retard.
e36a58 No.9136
>>9133
Stan listen to me, you have to get Poseidon to join /monster/!
3325d5 No.9137
>>9136
>>9133
wait a minute
If you are here and stan was there
WHO WAS PHONE?
000000 No.9139
>>9137
herd u were talkin shit
edaffb No.9140
>>9136
>>9137
>>9139
You creative fucks hahaha
000000 No.9141
Stan pls
You have to join /monster/, become their leader, and get them to embrace my fetish.
It's the only way to restore trust!
This is what you were born for.
000000 No.9142
>>9141
Belay that order!
/sp/ needs to join /imperfectsatan/ to pressure an /undina/-/monster/ alliance.
ad1710 No.9147
Is this /4get/'s lowest moment? Jesus
000000 No.9150
>>9147
Missing a GET we weren't likely to get anyways, or having fun?
f69d51 No.9151
>>8961
>>9073
Halfchan user here, dubs other than 00's are disabled on /v/ so there wasn't a 299999999.
03dd4c No.9190
I came here for the anime girls holding fish
b1dee1 No.9192
>>8857
They released an update in which you can switch back to text captcha
e4255f No.9196
134ea0 No.9574