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>Pro Funny XD 8gagner.


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please help me

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we just got reports of an unidentified jew posting on the /pol/ boards, it seems the moderators are unable to control the world jew order anymore and have (as is to be expected) been corrupted.

allah help us.

link to mp4: http://www16.online-convert.com/download-file/3caf5c3f24a32ce34b9439e5372b1eb9/converted-8822ca9b.mp4


my dog died, i put him in a plastic bag


i pull up in that audi

you pull up in that honda

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can i get a garbage thread about how normies are going to think this is the pinnacle of art in a few year?

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you can hear him smile while he talks.

its fucking stupid, and i hate it


its a fucking hour of him talking about shit


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i hate you


if you expect anybody else to do it for you, don't expect it to be done


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what you should be doing right now

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Hey guys this short tutorial is here to show you guys how to be as cool as 8gag god and creator, Veronika Lomax.

First what you do is you start posting with the name:

Veronika Lomax

veronika lomax

velo OR if ur cool

VeLo ,

as well as any other name you choose to see fit on the 8gag website. if you can't input name, try to state who you are as much as is allowed by spam filters.

Second ur going to want to Start having fun. yolo baby why not buy that car its free if u have a credit card just do it lol.

After you are sufficently in the mood for fun, start using the veronika.lomax@gmail.com to sign up for fun things online. Who knows, maybe someone will verify a couple emails.

You can also check out my snapchat, im sure there are websites that leak this shit already but if u r 2 autistic 2 figure tht out thn add me here lol : @veronikalomax

this is how you be as kool as Veronika

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that gets 9 hilterdidnothingwrongs out of 10


hey guys i also have a soundcloud:

checkem: https://soundcloud.com/veronikalomax/tracks


and remember i also have an active email account. Veronika.Lomax@gmail.com

Dont. Give. No. Fucks. About. The. Bots.

come at me bro





keep smoking that kush, dogg… and dont let the man take away your guns

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oh lord….


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motherfuckers said i wouldnt do it


what is this? my life?


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sorry forgot to attach picture


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hell yeah good job guys


hey faggots, just tellin' ya what ya already know

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niggas think im cazy cuz i keep buyin' ferraris


Please kill yourself normal fags



everyone on this website


i haveADD



if you can figure that out, then you have the key to my sad life


lol y'all done got fucked over son

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sucks 4 yall faggotrons


thats right she did


she fucked y'all real good


its literally to easy to maintain this wont somebody stop me?


why is velo god of the internet?

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Hey everybody my name is veronika Lomax and ya know, I was just walking around doing my thing, and I get a call on the telly, turns out one of my Bros just got robbed last night, turns out dis nigga had a gun, and really wasn't interested in paying upfront.

Can u belive it? I just feel so hurt.

I am insulted frankly. It makes me an unhappy camper because now the prices of weed are going up in my area.

So sad. I need that weed to help deal with the side effects of my chemotherapy, for my brain cancer.

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Lol. But no. I'm just a anonyman. What can I of all people do?



I wish you had a life



Me 2


Okay, I think that's it for now.

I'm sure someone else will post, maybe God herself. At some point soon


Cya later guys

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this is the thread where some nigga is gone see god.

someone is going to go down there and throw every single peice of garbage they hung up around every fucking doorknob on mozart street, and boy u know he aint gone forget it.

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fake niggas

fuck niggas


bitch niggas

a pregnant teen

redgie weed

a snitch nigga again

fake true religion clothes

Getting arrested ;)

playing both sides

a snitch nigga again

thirsty ass bitches

these are the things I don't like

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because they like a cat….

waiting 2 pounce





no 2 obvious lol, bad pun




here i got something 4 ya

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I kinda blacked out there a lil bit.

what happened?

Who is this?

Why do i feel so bad?


just stop talking about it 8gag had nothing to do with it because nobody posted anything here


the stars just alined and jupiter decided to fuck over a sadcunt


yes thats what happened. nobody even knows this board exists ;)

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hey guys i want to talk to this guy but im scared because i might get embarrased? what should i say?


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we just raped a celebrity yall


just waiting for that sweet thread terminated


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falling like iraq


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#shitchan gods


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checkem fgt.

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like a tumor


but like a tumor that also has a brain



and decided to circumsize itself


from its original host


i did a good job

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